Hahaha, man, you're making my day! I needed a good laugh
ok, so you have friends that 'contract killers' and family members are all admitted 'bare handed murders'... Is your last name Manson?
And I'm sure the people they 'murdered' were all MMA guys right, and that's how you know that MMA wouldn't work against them on the street? You are such an f'g idiot.
I bet next thing you'll saying is your buddy stan has killed people too with his deadly punches...
Oh, you should be soo proud...