View Full Version : a conversation with wushu chik -- OT

04-25-2002, 03:39 PM
wushu chick and i were having a conversation this afternoon and she came up with a wonderful idea -- one that we're going to run with. we're both kinda irritated kung-fu wise, so this was just perfect for us.

Wushu Chik 98: thinking of starting my own style
rubthebuddhas: ?
Wushu Chik 98: Capo Fu Do
Wushu Chik 98: HA HA HA
rubthebuddhas: wuh?
rubthebuddhas: you're a *******
rubthebuddhas: :-)
rubthebuddhas: but i loves ya
Wushu Chik 98: Capoeira...Kung Fu...Tae Kwon Do
Wushu Chik 98: i think i will make millions
rubthebuddhas: i got it
rubthebuddhas: silly wen
Wushu Chik 98: lol
rubthebuddhas: it'll be acrobatic like capoeira, graceful like kung fu and it won't be worth **** in self defense -- like tae kwon do!
Wushu Chik 98: that's RIGHT
rubthebuddhas: :-)
Wushu Chik 98: great selling point
rubthebuddhas: hehe
Wushu Chik 98: wanna be my partner?
Wushu Chik 98: lol
rubthebuddhas: sure
rubthebuddhas: i'll develop the tkd side
rubthebuddhas: ;-)
Wushu Chik 98: KEWL
Wushu Chik 98: lol
rubthebuddhas: PLUS
rubthebuddhas: we should get PJO to do our marketing :-D
Wushu Chik 98: THAT would ROCK

just wanted to share that with you folks. have a great day.


wushu chik
04-25-2002, 03:50 PM
Here's what we have figured so far. What does everyone else think....

Wushu Chik 98: what kind of uniforms should we have?
rubthebuddhas: cherry red pants and yellow tops for the instructors
Wushu Chik 98: ok, and students?
rubthebuddhas: baby blue pants and lima-bean green tops for the senior students
rubthebuddhas: lavendar pants and a white top for the junior students
rubthebuddhas: and all special classes require their own uniforms, too
rubthebuddhas: weapons classes require you to wear all black, even face paint and nail polish
Wushu Chik 98: OHHHH, don't forget private lessons are $250.00 a half hour
rubthebuddhas: yup
rubthebuddhas: and that's with your senior student discount that you have to pay $500 to get
Wushu Chik 98: what kinds of weapons...or should we make those up too....do the wwf weapons...like chairs and tables
rubthebuddhas: yup
rubthebuddhas: AND
rubthebuddhas: camouflage uniforms for all weapons classes

We are working on the belts now!

wushu chik
04-25-2002, 03:54 PM
Here's what we have figured for the belts~!

rubthebuddhas: belts will go in this order:
Wushu Chik 98: ok
Wushu Chik 98: go backwards...white belt teacher??
Wushu Chik 98: LOL
rubthebuddhas: white > yellow > tan > pea-soup green > camouflage > turquoise > royal blue > navy blue > mauve > magenta > crimson > black
Wushu Chik 98: I LOVE IT
rubthebuddhas: yup
Wushu Chik 98: I think we have a winner!!
rubthebuddhas: me too

04-25-2002, 03:55 PM
Say blood, I hearin capfudo n thinkin you's gonna be talkin bout shootin foos! Cap dey azzes! Word! Seriously, though..I'll be your Texas rep, love the outfits!

04-25-2002, 04:01 PM

You need the songs

wushu chik
04-25-2002, 04:05 PM
Here are our other weapons...

rubthebuddhas: other weapons we teach:
1. keyboard -- for those office jockeys who get attacked while programming.
2. ninja throwing remote -- for when you get attacked in your living room while watching USA Up All Night
3. bumper -- for when you get attacked in a parking lot, you can rip the barely attached bumper off your 1976 pinto. this also works for dragging mufflers.
4. belt -- similar to a whip, you can use this because we all know **** well you can't fit it around your enormous waist anyway.
5. arby's breath -- for when you get attacked at your local fast food restaurant, you will learn how to defeat opponents with a single waft of your digestive vapors.

04-25-2002, 04:51 PM
rubthebuddhas: now the best part:
rubthebuddhas: titles
rubthebuddhas: :-)
Wushu Chik 98: go for it david
Wushu Chik 98: you are MUCH better at this than me
rubthebuddhas: okay
rubthebuddhas: our informal titles will be sensifu
Wushu Chik 98: something to take your mind off the boringness of the day
Wushu Chik 98: SENSIFu
Wushu Chik 98: love it
rubthebuddhas: and our formal titles:
Wushu Chik 98: ok
rubthebuddhas: wendy will be known as Her Holiness, The Almighty Shih Ton Mi (say it fast)
Wushu Chik 98: LOL
rubthebuddhas: david will be known as His Holiness, The Benevolent Wun Hung Lo
rubthebuddhas: will this work?
Wushu Chik 98: THIS ROCKS
rubthebuddhas: Wufu Paul, our senior Texas student, will be SenSihing, His Eminence, Mai Bal Sich
Wushu Chik 98: LOL
Wushu Chik 98: great idea
rubthebuddhas: thankyew
rubthebuddhas: <bow>
Wushu Chik 98: LOL

04-25-2002, 05:07 PM
Woo hoo! Mai Bal Sich! I love it! I love it! :D

wushu chik
04-25-2002, 06:22 PM
Stay tuned for our Forms Names. They should be quite poetic and stylish. I am sure everyone will love them!

Remember our Moto:

Capofudo™, it's the only style to know!


04-25-2002, 08:02 PM
"rubthebuddhas: david will be known as His Holiness, The Benevolent Wun Hung Lo"

This has been the best line so far.

04-25-2002, 09:34 PM

04-26-2002, 01:18 AM
Where's Captain Kirk in that film?

04-30-2002, 01:15 AM
no idea where kirk was, but i looked right sexy in that film.
god bless airbrushing. :)

04-30-2002, 04:39 AM
Moving to Martial Media forum

04-30-2002, 10:07 AM
unless you post HIPHOP or kf topics it aint fitting for the Main Forum haha, i got crazy posts up thier never touched, wc n rtb gets no credits:p ;)