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GeneChing
05-21-2003, 08:57 AM
CSN: What's my problem? What's MY problem? I got to administrate this forum, that's what :p You guys just see the big trolls, I get to deal with all the trolls. Just look at the Wing Chun forum - it's a like a deletion a minute (gotta love those guys...)

Margie - We've been discussing expanding the got qi line to include the string tops, sports bras and more for a while. Steve has his got qi hoody, but we haven't offered that one publicly yet. I don't know about lingerie.

norther practitioner
05-21-2003, 09:07 AM
I don't know about lingerie.

Just a suggestion.........:D


That is what some one told me anyways

Do it for yourself, if feels better that way.

M_ArtsMargie
05-21-2003, 09:50 AM
Gene***we need some "juicy's" which are the pants that fit the womens body perfectly. So cute. Basically...if you need ideas for a clothing line, especially for women, I have got some good ideas. ;)

NP***I woulnd't mind having a got qi bikini. :D

Serpent**A women is always trying to better their appearance. That is why it is very important for a guy to always, and I mean always, compliment.;)

norther practitioner
05-21-2003, 10:06 AM
Hey, at least I'll get to go to Miami a few times :D ....
Leaving in ten days or so....can't wait.

norther practitioner
05-21-2003, 10:20 AM
I woulnd't mind having a got qi bikini.

and I'm sure most of the guys here wouldn't mind seeing you in any bikini, let alone a got qi one....:p

About woman always trying to better there appearance, well, don't know about that one. It is nice to an extent, but it gets too competitive (in a way) with woman....

Shaolin-Do
05-21-2003, 10:27 AM
mmm.... Got qi bikini.
:)
I have got qi crotchless leather hotpants.
err....
nevermind.
;)
Chicks do get hella competitive, gettin all pizzed when another broad is wearing the same thing to a party as them....

Poll:
Is calling females "broads" better than calling them "Bit ches" ?
Seems to have gotten me in quite a bit less trouble.


:eek:
:D

chen zhen
05-21-2003, 10:43 AM
I'll stick with "Beeyaatch!!" no matter what:cool:

Design Sifu
05-21-2003, 11:38 AM
this kind of Language just mayyyy reduce the number of posts we could expect from our luvly GotQi girls...

Let's get back to leather hot pants and pork sammichs eh?

KC Elbows
05-21-2003, 11:44 AM
I read a short story last night, The Sliced-Crosswise Only-On-Tuesday World by Philip José Farmer. I wasn't familiar with him, but I liked the story, the end was a little Twilight Zone for me, but I liked it. Anyone know any of his other stuff?

KC Elbows
05-21-2003, 11:48 AM
Actually, I've shown my ignorance. Some of the dates I'm finding on his stuff suggests that Twilight Zone isn't a bad things, since he was writing around that time.

Shaolin-Do
05-21-2003, 11:59 AM
whats with this got qi "girls" crap?
we talk to our got qi "girl".
Margie is the only got qi girl ive seen on here thus far... :(
err.... :)
err... :confused:
Ones definately better than none, but the more the merrier hey?

Xebsball
05-21-2003, 12:10 PM
chen zhen couldnt be any more correct

MasterKiller
05-21-2003, 12:22 PM
I was more correct, but my post got DUWHEETED (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail50.html)

Shaolin-Do
05-21-2003, 12:50 PM
I dunno.
I sure love em tho:D
I make that face and dive it.
:D
then the wimmins usually go
:rolleyes:
Then its their turn afterwards so they say
:o
bahahahahaha
:)

Shaolin-Do
05-21-2003, 12:50 PM
FYI:
:o
thats not a sleepy face....
:)

norther practitioner
05-21-2003, 12:56 PM
Hey KC....short stories aside, if you are looking for a good novel, The Good Earth is a great read.....

Shaolin-Do
05-21-2003, 12:58 PM
The book of fear and loathing in las vegas is EXCELLENT.... funny as hell.

Xebsball
05-21-2003, 12:59 PM
Shaolin-Do, heres something:

"wimmins,

wimmins are wevil
id like wimmins round
but wimmins dont like me

is tuff times for me
we both know

tuff times
endless times"

thats quality stuff i wrote, if you have the sensibily needed to fully understand it.
btw wimmins like guys who are sensitive and emotional... but tough too...

or some others like guys who are:
tough...
but sensitive and emotional too...



hey did you see Black Jack getting SCHOO - LYD on some of his thread by a simple Xebbio from the hood?

MasterKiller
05-21-2003, 01:21 PM
Shaolin Do recommeded this book (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0887392040/qid=1053548486/sr=1-4/ref=sr_1_4/104-3862633-2968727?v=glance&s=books) to me: Everyone else should read it too!

Xebsball
05-21-2003, 01:24 PM
i brought SCHOO-LEDGE-MENT back to the forums so
watch yo mouth and respect more, dont refer to me as "everyone else"
make sure next time we both are glad to see that as "everyone else and Xebby too"

Shaolin-Do
05-21-2003, 01:25 PM
yes.
That is THE BEST book I have ever read.
So good in fact, I read it 2 times a year just to keep it fresh in my mind.

norther practitioner
05-21-2003, 03:48 PM
we talk to our got qi "girl".

If I remember correctly, Leslie posted a few times here too....

M_ArtsMargie
05-21-2003, 05:03 PM
NP***Leslie and Judy have posted a few time. But they are not used to how it works. i tried to explain it to them..but they still dont understand. Oh yea..i updated your address for you. I could have sworn that I changed it. Anyways...I hope I wasn't rude on the phone....was a little busy at the same time. No hard feelings? for you---<--<@ :D

gene***Leslie was telling me that harlan lee has a fight seen in the matrix. I haven't seen it yet..but cool. I will. Still working on X - Men too. So many movies I want to see right now

M_ArtsMargie
05-21-2003, 05:12 PM
NP**Clean out your box so I can pm you

Serpent
05-21-2003, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
yes.
That is THE BEST book I have ever read.
So good in fact, I read it 2 times a year just to keep it fresh in my mind.

You know that G H Thomson is a member of these very boards, right?

Xebsball
05-21-2003, 06:07 PM
today im trying to set a new record
in the past 4 or something years the earliest ive been able to sleep was 10:50pm some 2 months ago.
Now im trying the 10:30pm today, yay! u can do it! yay! :p

nite :)

(i shall create a homepage of mine with all my awwsume theories in it when i get the time, wait for it cos its awwsume)

David Jamieson
05-21-2003, 06:47 PM
Ok, this is very funny.

I'm an aries and check out my hororscope (http://www.theonion.com/onion3919/horoscopes_3919.html) at the onion this week!

It's like I got some kind of transcendental Qi thang going on.

well, cheers.

p.s thomason does post here.

Serpent
05-21-2003, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by Kung Lek
Ok, this is very funny.

I'm an aries and check out my hororscope (http://www.theonion.com/onion3919/horoscopes_3919.html) at the onion this week!

It's like I got some kind of transcendental Qi thang going on.


That's some spooky sh!t!

I'm an Aries too... :confused:

shaolin kungfu
05-21-2003, 07:19 PM
You know that G H Thomson is a member of these very boards, right?

He is, although I believe he is now going by a completely different name.

Serpent
05-21-2003, 08:49 PM
Why, that cunning author!

MasterKiller
05-22-2003, 06:42 AM
He is, although I believe he is now going by a completely different name

You mean that ****-sucker changed his name on here? What a loser! I mean, why would that freak change his name? Obviously, he is mysterious, and the only inlet to his twisted soul is to buy his book. In fact, I may buy 3 copies, because someone so sneaky as to change their name on a message board might also be sneaky enough to hide various subliminal messages in like, say, 1 of every 3 copies he sells.

I recommended everyone buy 3 copies of that poor soul's book, just so we can investigate this further.

Disturbing, this is.

shaolin kungfu
05-22-2003, 06:45 AM
LOL:D

norther practitioner
05-22-2003, 07:46 AM
Sorry, done margie....

norther practitioner
05-22-2003, 07:54 AM
No worries, I could tell and that first guy seemed not too convinced that I was telling him the truth. I just couldn't understand why it took 10 minutes to change an addy :D but it was nice to connect a voice....:)

Shaolin-Do
05-22-2003, 08:48 AM
Im a scorpio.
mmm...will be nice to go to lunch to smooooooookkeeeeee........
:)

GeneChing
05-22-2003, 10:27 AM
MAM - You'll have to ask Design Sifu about a Harlan Matrix cameo. Did Leslie hear that from Andy? 'nuff said. Also there our first got qi girl posted for a while too, but no one held her interest here. Juicy pants, eh?

Here's more horoscopes. (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/info/horoscope/index.php)

Shaolin-Do
05-22-2003, 10:36 AM
even sounds like something I should remove from a female with my teeth.
:D

dwid
05-22-2003, 10:47 AM
Amen to that. Sounds much tastier than hot pants...

... though I suppose it depends on what the nature of the juiciness is.

David Jamieson
05-22-2003, 11:19 AM
k, it's getting way weird now!!!!:eek:

I'm a dragon and this is from the dragon horoscope for 2003


"The Radish and Rice Porridge is recommended."

I hadn't really thought about the rice, but I have no idea why radishes are playing such a big part in my life!

cheers

norther practitioner
05-22-2003, 11:26 AM
Thats OK....

My horoscope said at to save up money for April... $900 to fix the truck and a grand to the IRS.... I'm so broke right now....lol

Design Sifu
05-22-2003, 11:48 AM
4/5-5/6: It's a good time to demonstrate your abilities in all areas. But it's also an easy time to get hurt. Don't use sharp weapons or undertake risky training exercises. Avoid driving long distances at night and speeding.

5/6-6/6: Still a good month to show off, but be careful to protect your tendons and bones. Partnerships will come in two extremes, very good and very bad, so be very careful.

Jeeze, I wish I read this earlier...


You've never set yourself up as any kind of role model, which is a good thing for all those kids who want to be popular and interesting.

Well I suppose they should at least be 21 before they start emulating my antics ;)

David Jamieson
05-22-2003, 11:54 AM
Yes, that much spaghetti and naked bicycling at Burning Man is not recommended for minors :D

I recommend the radish and rice porridge for all minors!

so be it, make it so, tra lala.

cheers

Design Sifu
05-22-2003, 12:00 PM
I never ride my Bicycle naked at Burningman!!!

where would a carry my *****'s

however radish and rice porridge could be put to a variety of interesting uses out on the playa...

you'd be impressed :p

Maybe we should sponsor a GOT QI GIRL Camp at burningman this year... What do you think Margie?
do you have a bicycle?

norther practitioner
05-22-2003, 12:01 PM
Yes, that much spaghetti and naked bicycling at Burning Man is not recommended for minors

I really did not need that mental image.

David Jamieson
05-22-2003, 12:08 PM
mental image?

no,no, there are actually pictures of DS scarfing truckloads of spaghetti.

he's right though, the naked bicycling was libel on my part.

I would never slander, but I'm up for a bit of libel now and then :D

cheers

do they auction the bicycle seats afterward?

norther practitioner
05-22-2003, 12:11 PM
GOT QI GIRL Camp at burningman this year
hmm, 10:1 you'd see serpent there.... well prob. me too.

MasterKiller
05-22-2003, 01:07 PM
Why, that cunning author!

Actually,

I believe he prefers 'cunning linguist.'

Shaolin-Do
05-22-2003, 01:23 PM
hmmm........

___________________________

You are extremely intelligent and
all shall bow to you, and bestow
upon you their pay checks.
___________________________

excellent...
:eek:

Serpent
05-22-2003, 06:40 PM
Gene - Shaolin Trips, Ep. 2.

Excellent article, thank you!

:D

Serpent
05-22-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner

hmm, 10:1 you'd see serpent there.... well prob. me too.

I'm surprised I haven't already been!

Serpent
05-22-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by MasterKiller


Actually,

I believe he prefers 'cunning linguist.'

So, MasterKiller, you're the reincarnation of G H Thomason then?

;)

MasterKiller
05-23-2003, 06:48 AM
So, MasterKiller, you're the reincarnation of G H Thomason then?

I wish! That guy rocks. There is no way I could ever be as cool as him.

I mean, if you bought three of these (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0887392040/qid=1053697676/sr=1-4/ref=sr_1_4/104-3862633-2968727?v=glance&s=books) you would figure out this guy is way more clever than me.

I mean, I'm more of a Clark Kent kinda guy, but he's Superman all the way. Or maybe Batman, because he's dark, and kind of mysterious, in that "I'll kick your azz" kinda way. So I guess I would be more like Bruce Wayne, but without the cash, or the cool car, or the chicks.

Shaolin-Do
05-23-2003, 06:50 AM
I think anyones more clever than you.
:eek:

GeneChing
05-23-2003, 08:53 AM
Thanks for encouraging my behavior. :cool:

GeneChing
05-23-2003, 09:24 AM
250 grams radishes
100 grams brown rice
Cut the radishes in small pieces. Combine with rice and water in a small pot and bring to a boil. Let simer for 20 minutes. This soup regulates vital energy, relieves dyspepsia and removes toxins from the bowels.

I'm a Dragon too. And boy, nothing like clean bowels, I always say.:rolleyes:

When our resident feng shui master does these forecasts, he adds dietotherapy stuff like the recipes, as well as other feng shui info like when to meditate, etc. It's all related in yin yang five element theory, or at least so I'm told. We don't publish that stuff on the website, only in the print magazine.

M_ArtsMargie
05-23-2003, 09:36 AM
I'm a monkey. And My horoscope always, and I mean always tells me the same thing. "Bad health, I'll meet some one, and to watch my self at the end of the month, dont drive at night" It's always the same. There is no need for me to check every month becuase it is always the same thing. Maybe I will just check my birthday horoscope

Gene***I dont know where leslie heard it, she told me. No more will be said on that topic. k? ;)

DS***I do own a bike and some roller blades. Sounds like fun to me.

M_ArtsMargie
05-23-2003, 09:44 AM
Who ever is in California, near the bay area, we are having a Sidewalks sale on June 14th and that will be anywhere from 5-75 percent off...maybe more. Be sure to come down. There will be lots of goodies. And got qi girls. :D

Gene***I spoke with Johnny...he says hi to everyone. He also said that he may be back in August.

Shaolin-Do
05-23-2003, 12:01 PM
"I'm a Dragon too. And boy, nothing like clean bowels, I always say"
Gene knows the secret art of propulsive flatulence!
"and to watch my self at the end of the month, "
Now why would a woman's horoscope say that?
:eek:
"I do own a bike and some roller blades. Sounds like fun to me"
So we should all expect to get a free "boobies on blades" show?

:D

GeneChing
05-23-2003, 01:38 PM
m - That was just last month. Sometimes when you overdue it with the stupid stick, the month seems to repeat again and again and again and again....

sd - Brown rice is the secret to clean bowels and clean bowels is the secret to happiness. You should try it sometime! :p

MasterKiller
05-23-2003, 01:45 PM
sd - Brown rice is the secret to clean bowels and clean bowels is the secret to happiness. You should try it sometime!

Chocolate milkshakes have the same effect on me. D@mn their chocolatey goodness.

shaolin kungfu
05-23-2003, 03:00 PM
Quite right MK. For a little while, chocolate was d@mned.

rubthebuddha
05-23-2003, 04:43 PM
and now, it's just completing beatification, with the already-recognized Saint Choc as it's patron. ;)

Serpent
05-25-2003, 06:08 PM
Margie, isn't riding a bicycle while wearing roller blades kinda dangerous?

Xebsball
05-25-2003, 06:46 PM
I myself prefer to run around with scissors :)

http://www.soundamerica.com/sounds/cartoons/South_Park/Sexual_Harassment_Panda/306_oinky.wav

Xebsball
05-25-2003, 06:49 PM
Being a gaucho i gotta reprezent, so now im drinking Chimarrão (aka "maté")
Before you ask, no it dont get you high... but its gotta lota caffeine and makes you pizs a lot too

http://www.madrugada.com.br/imagens/chimarrao.jpg
http://www.estanciabrasil.hpg.ig.com.br/imagens/xiru.jpg
http://oregon.uoregon.edu/~sergiok/newgifs/chimarrao.gif

Xebsball
05-25-2003, 06:51 PM
Some advise from the "Sexual harrasment Panda"

http://www.soundamerica.com/sounds/cartoons/South_Park/Sexual_Harassment_Panda/306_underwear.wav

Serpent
05-26-2003, 05:23 PM
I'm about to eat a banana.

How's your day shaping up?

Xebsball
05-26-2003, 09:58 PM
i ate four bananas yesterday, but you asking about the 27th i assume, cos its 2am now...

its shaping up pretty bad, i should be sleeping by now cos i got class in the morning, whateva :D

Serpent
05-26-2003, 10:00 PM
I went down to the beach and I saw KiKi and she was all, "Errrr.." and I was like,

"WHATEVER!"

Xebsball
05-26-2003, 10:07 PM
i was on my way to the chinese restraunt for lunch then some cute blonde chick seen me coming, then when i was close she was like:
"What time is it?"
i was:
"... (looks for watch, its under the sleeve) huh... mid... mid-day and 10 mins"
she was like:
"Thanks"

Next time i get to do her fo sho, just watch me

Xebsball
05-26-2003, 10:10 PM
My cousin told me this night:
"I got bad news..."

I was like:
"What happen?"

He was:
"Should i tell you this bad news"

I was:
"Yeah"

He said:
"The hottie from the 3rd floor no longer lives there, she moved to her dads house"

sucks dude :(
her mom, still on the 3rd, is a MILF though :D

Serpent
05-26-2003, 10:17 PM
Wassa MILF?

Xebsball
05-26-2003, 10:24 PM
Mother I'd Like to ****

Xebsball
05-26-2003, 10:41 PM
- My BJJ teacher won his mma fight on saturday by "mata leão", forgot what that choke is called in english. He already got challenged by another dude for the next event in August.

- Xing Yi still own5 j00 b34tch

- im pretty tired, now i got a mean training scheadule


before this turns into "Xebby Blog", anyways, this is my last post around this realms
no point in critisizing or starting a "bye bye thread" or explaining any reasons

points are:
1) my email is easy if u ever need xebsball@hotmail.com
2) the mp3s on my signature are good
3) i wont be able to read kfo PMs
4) in ninja terms: flip out and totally uppercut kids who open windows
5) luv the peeps, dont hate the peeps

just know i made great friends with the kfo thing, ones that ill keep in touch foreva (hopefully) :cool:

Bye bye :)

Serpent
05-26-2003, 10:52 PM
Where you going, little friend?

Something we said?

Shaolin-Do
05-27-2003, 07:18 AM
I can hurl tennis raquets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy/

GeneChing
05-27-2003, 09:40 AM
6-14-2003 (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/news/index.php?month=06&year=2003) I guess Margie will be there. ;)

Margie - Good to hear about Johnny. It'll be interesting to hear how it all went for him. I actually posted the sidewalk sale on the main forum, but it dropped off pretty quick. Perhaps we'll have to ttt it when it gets closer.

M_ArtsMargie
05-27-2003, 11:02 AM
Guess what guys...i'm a red head now....temporarily of course.:D

Looks good though.

Did everyone have a good memorial weekend? Mine was good. Alot of ....partying!!!! yea. Yesterday had a bbq...was good..yummy. That basically sums it up. I went out on sunday...didn't get to bed until 9 am in monday morning. There was this drunk guy we were trying to get him to go to sleep..but he wouldn't go to sleep...so we had to stay up with him until he did, becuase we did not want him roaming the house drunk. Then he caused this big oh scene at dennys, almost got us kicked out. I have to say that that is the most exciting part of my weekend.

And yours?

M_ArtsMargie
05-27-2003, 11:03 AM
yup...sounds good to me Gene!

Have a nice memorial weekend?

shaolin kungfu
05-27-2003, 11:12 AM
My weekend sucked.:(

Chang Style Novice
05-27-2003, 11:48 AM
mata leão

Lion Killer? I think that's a rear naked where you compress both sides of his neck with your bicep and forearm of one arm, then use that hand to grab the elbow of your other arm, which you then use to force his head forward.

This one, right? (http://www.adtdl.army.mil/cgi-bin/atdl.dll/fm/3-25.150/fig3-37.gif)

A guy showed me that once and called it a Lion Tamer.

shaolin kungfu
05-27-2003, 11:55 AM
AWW! They're cuddling.

rubthebuddha
05-27-2003, 01:12 PM
it's been a long time since shore leave.

i've only heard that one called a lion tamer. if someone gets it on you, 4-8 seconds until nightnight.

norther practitioner
05-27-2003, 02:25 PM
Gene, good article, liked it a lot.
To both of you, hope you had a good weekend, hope the sale went well. We went out to Moab, UT to go mountain biking this weekend, it was sick. Definitely worth the drive, the threats, and the near heat stroke.

M_ArtsMargie
05-27-2003, 03:05 PM
I went to my first chinese wedding this past weekend on saturday It was different but good. Had the reception at China stix, I think that is what it was called. We were the only non chinese there, but everyone was nice. Did a little dancing. Food was definitly pretty good, but for some reason, i prefer Japanese.

M_ArtsMargie
05-27-2003, 05:15 PM
Shaolin Kungfu**why did your weekend suck? Did it have something to do with the panda? just playing!

You didn't go out or anything?:(

Serpent
05-27-2003, 08:40 PM
Is nobody else concerned that Xebby just walked?

joedoe
05-27-2003, 08:45 PM
I just read Xebby's post. It does appear that he has left. I am kinda sad now - Xebby was one dude on the forum I knew was OK and who could take a joke.

Come back Xebby :(

Serpent
05-27-2003, 08:58 PM
Ah, he'll come back. They always do.

I've said it before, this place is a virtual Hotel California.

I'll see if I can coax him in with a thread dedicated to him...

Shaolin-Do
05-28-2003, 07:52 AM
I dont think it worked.
hehehehe
hahahaha
ahohohohohooooo
oooooooooooohhhhhh yeaahhh.........
:eek: :eek: :confused: :confused:
:confused: :confused:
:o

shaolin kungfu
05-28-2003, 07:58 AM
Shaolin Kungfu**why did your weekend suck? Did it have something to do with the panda? just playing! You didn't go out or anything?

I had to spend it with my family. It was incredibly boring.

Shaolin-Do
05-28-2003, 08:02 AM
Hey f*cker, why no too much catnip for the cat? I give it to her some times, but shes so stoned most the time.... hehehehe

GeneChing
05-28-2003, 09:06 AM
Margie, why did you let some drunk guy walk around your house at night? You should have given him the lion killer. If one of us gets drunk, will you let us wander around your house and then do the lion killer on us? Hey guys, party at Margie's!

Shaolin-Do
05-28-2003, 09:20 AM
Can I be the guy that gets too drunk and pukes in the fish tank?

M_ArtsMargie
05-28-2003, 09:34 AM
not me>..>>>can't have parties at my house. I went to a house party. If it was my house, I would have tied him to the couch and made him fall asleep. That or throw him in the cold shower.

Gene***If I did that...I think the guys would have too much fun;)

GeneChing
05-28-2003, 09:41 AM
mam: Memorial weekend was fine. I spent it working on my yard with my family - Steve came over and helped out. We got a lot of work done. Then I saw Winged Migration and X-men 2.

np: Thanks for the kind words. I'll keep writin' then...;)

Shaolin-Do
05-28-2003, 09:42 AM
*am now beginning to grow curious about this mysterious....
"lion killer"......

Shaolin-Do
05-28-2003, 09:43 AM
Does it involve stilleto heels and skin tight red leather?





:eek:
:D
:cool:

M_ArtsMargie
05-28-2003, 09:50 AM
want to see me and leslie (http://www.huddlebar.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/huddle/scrapbook.cgi?page=&action=stpats03.txt) ? this was st patties day.

chen zhen
05-28-2003, 09:52 AM
On the girlz I hope
:eek: :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused:

norther practitioner
05-28-2003, 11:39 AM
MAM.....Nice hat....
Gene, no problem, just got the new issue, haven't read the xing yi article yet, but I liked the Circe du Sole (sp?) article. I like the note you made about the dancers in kung fu flix and whatnot... it was a good point.

rubthebuddha
05-28-2003, 01:53 PM
xebby's got stuff to do, so if you wanna chat him and partake of his wisdom, just e-mail him. he's around.

norther practitioner
05-28-2003, 01:58 PM
Not fer nuthin' but a party ain't a party without some got qi girls...



































no wonder all the parties around here have been slow as of late....no qi
:D

M_ArtsMargie
05-28-2003, 02:11 PM
NP**That's why I was there. J/P:D

got qi (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/19341.html)

:p

M_ArtsMargie
05-28-2003, 02:12 PM
np***thanks...i am a hat girl:p

norther practitioner
05-28-2003, 03:04 PM
hat girl, got qi girl..... what else is there margie.....lol

:D

chen zhen
05-28-2003, 03:10 PM
You're just a walkin', talkin' advertisement, are'nt you;) :p

M_ArtsMargie
05-28-2003, 03:13 PM
OH...YEA...U betcha:p

M_ArtsMargie
05-28-2003, 05:10 PM
EVERYTHING. LOL...j/p:cool: :D :p

I went and saw Bruce Almighty....I think that is jim carreys best movie since Liar Liar

dwid
05-29-2003, 08:33 AM
Lets get this back on track...

I had a bacon sammitch last weekend with american cheese, mayo, lettuce, and tomatoe.

What other bacon sammitch variations would people like to recommend?

MasterKiller
05-29-2003, 08:40 AM
I don't eat animals that do not have enough sense to disregard their own feces.

dwid
05-29-2003, 09:35 AM
That's a misconception of pigs.

Pigs are actually very clean animals when put in a circumstance that allows them to be clean. It's farmers that are responsible for pigs covered in their own feces. Any animal product you consume is likely just as dirty.

Anyway, some research is indicating pigs may be almost as smart as dolphins. Bacon is brain food, man!

GeneChing
05-29-2003, 09:37 AM
np- Thanks for more kinds words - Cirque has been a pet project of mine for years. Did you read my previous Cirque piece (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=265)? I kinda got up on my soapbox on that one. I think it's because I know soooo many "future" action stars who have an ounce of stage presence:rolleyes: . As for the Chicken piece, that's more out of personal research just because I've been totally getting into that technique. It was an excuse to get into my Sifu's head about the method and dig out a little more ;) .

mam - You know what Freud said about hats, yes? So BA is as good as LL? How does it compare to that ace ventura 1?

MasterKiller
05-29-2003, 09:42 AM
That's not the right answer.

You were supposed to say, "What about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces."

at which point I would say, "I don't eat dog, either."

to which you would reply, "Yeah, but would you consider a dog a filthy animal."

and I would retort, "I don't know about filthy, but they definitely dirty. But dog's got character."

which would prompt you to argue, "By that rational, a pig would cease to be a filthy animal if it had as much character as a dog."

then, I would say, "We would have to be talking about one charming muther-f@cking pig. He would have to be 10 times more charming than that pig on Green Acres."

ewallace
05-29-2003, 09:44 AM
I'll pretty much eat anything that walks, and can be made to fit on a grill.

GeneChing
05-29-2003, 09:49 AM
...yep, that's the title of my next article. Just gotta do some research...

As for pigs, they are the closest to humans by dentition, meaning we have the same teeth to eat the same things. As for eating feces, well, there's always mcdonalds... Pigs and humans also have the same sexually pheromones. I remember seeing some expose about some UK company that marketed pig pheromone (used in farming for artificial insemination) as a human sexual attractant - they just changed the labels and raised the price (more for the human label.) Personally, I figured that was fair. For some reason, there was this image that stuck out in my mind from that where a farmer sprays the female pig with the pheromone, and she just freezes with a really peculiar expression. Man, I wish the human version worked like that.

norther practitioner
05-29-2003, 09:57 AM
I saw when Jim Carey was on David Letterman, man, that was funny. He came out with cameras strapped all over himself, and told Dave that he realized that reality tv is where it is at. Man that was funny.

Margie, keep rocking the hat. Is Bruce Almighty worth spending the 9 bucks on the theater?

dwid
05-29-2003, 10:22 AM
I kind of knew where you were going, but I resisted the urge to follow suit. Quoting Tarantino isn't my strong point. I can quote Conan all day though.

Example:

Conan's Owner/Guardian: What is best in life?

Owner's gay son: The open steppe, a fleet horse, a falcon at your breast and the wind in your hair...

Conan's Owner: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

shaolin kungfu
05-29-2003, 10:23 AM
LOL at masterkiller trying to turn a conversation into a tarantino flick.

:cool:

MasterKiller
05-29-2003, 10:25 AM
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

That is good.

M_ArtsMargie
05-29-2003, 11:41 AM
Nice "Bouncy Bouncy"...i'm jealous.!:D j/p

Technically, pigs are considered dirty to most people.
Examples:
Your room looks like a 1)pig penn
2)pig stye
You eat like a pig
You smell like a pig
you live like a pig

Ewallace**you eat everything that walks:p ?

ewallace
05-29-2003, 11:50 AM
As long is there is somekind of meat to it, sure.

If it doesn't taste good naturally I'm sure I can find a hot sauce to accomodate it. :)

Chang Style Novice
05-29-2003, 11:57 AM
But pork chops taste gooooood, bacon tastes gooooooood...

River rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know cause I won't eat the filthy mother****ers.

MasterKiller
05-29-2003, 11:58 AM
EW,
uh...aren't you the same guy who puked after eating A-1 in the morning?

Maybe you should lay off the squirrel for a while.

ewallace
05-29-2003, 12:03 PM
A good hurl can do a body good. This applies to mammals as well as alcoholic beverages.

Chang Style Novice
05-29-2003, 12:14 PM
Uh-oh... (http://www.salon.com/ent/wire/2003/05/29/musical/index.html)

MasterKiller
05-29-2003, 12:15 PM
Uh-oh...

It can't be any more boring than the movies....

shaolin kungfu
05-29-2003, 12:18 PM
It can't be any more boring than the movies....

Maybe not, but it can be a hell of alot gayer.

MaM- No need to be jealous, she's only a cartoon.:)

Serpent
05-29-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
want to see me and leslie (http://www.huddlebar.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/huddle/scrapbook.cgi?page=&action=stpats03.txt) ? this was st patties day.

That would be Paddy's Day, Margie! Call a Patrick Pattie and you're likely to get a shamrock where the sun don't shine. ;)

Serpent
05-29-2003, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Nice "Bouncy Bouncy"...i'm jealous.!:D j/p


Was anyone else turned on by this?

dwid
05-30-2003, 05:28 AM
You need to get out more, Serpent.

:D

Chang Style Novice
05-30-2003, 07:48 AM
Was anyone else turned on by this? (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=332379)

MasterKiller
05-30-2003, 07:57 AM
The girls on the Spice Channel use glass ones, too. They're easier to sterilize.

Chang Style Novice
05-30-2003, 08:15 AM
People I'd like to run through a laundry mangle. (http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/30/automobiles/30HUMM.html?pagewanted=all&position=) (link requires NYTimes registration - if you aren't registered, use the name 'salon' and the password 'tabletalk.')

rubthebuddha
05-30-2003, 08:51 AM
was i the only one disappointed that an article about "hummer camp" spoke only of oversized autos and the inadequate people that drive them? :mad: :mad:


side notes 1: anyone that thinks they need a hummer (humvee, mind you, humvee) should either be in the military or work for the forest service.

side note 2: the funny thing is that most of the ass-clowns that buy a hummer H2 don't know that an H2 is little more than an overly-suspended, overweight chevy suburban. same frame, same engine ... it's like giving marlon brando a new, flashy suit and some sweet new nikes -- he may look cool and have some good wheels, but he's still slow, fat and you don't know how long he'll go before something breaks.

"oh my gosh, Chip. did you know that Buffy's new car -- that big, yellow oversized box she drives around downtown in -- is actually a CHEVY?!?! i about fainted when i found that out. the least she could have done is gotten a mercedes g-wagon. the poor woman. and i thought she had good breeding."

norther practitioner
05-30-2003, 09:04 AM
I was out in Moab, Ut last weekend mountain biking, I was amazed by the nuts in there Jeeps, Discoveries, and hummers. Some of them were good drivers, curtious, could see they were looking for technical lines to take their suvs over.... then there were the arseholes who bombed by us without even a honk on the fireroads doing like 50 kicking up unbelievable amounts of dust (Moab is in the desert for those who don't know). I threw my water bottle at one of those guys, he ran me off a trail, and we were only like 40 yards from a huge exposure.....

GeneChing
05-30-2003, 02:20 PM
"Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh."

It's one of my favorite biblical quotes. If only my bowels would sound like a harp....

GeneChing
05-30-2003, 02:50 PM
Now we have a new nick for Design Sifu. Not that he doesn't have enough nicks already...

rubthebuddha
05-30-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
It's one of my favorite biblical quotes. If only my bowels would sound like a harp....
rather than a harpsicode dropped into a vat of jello? ;)

shaolin kungfu
05-31-2003, 11:28 AM
This thread was getting dangerously close to the second page.

chen zhen
05-31-2003, 11:37 AM
This is the level of gayness the LOTR musical will attain:

shaolin kungfu
05-31-2003, 11:43 AM
Oh sweet god! what the hell was that!:eek: :confused:

Is that Jubei in your avatar?

chen zhen
05-31-2003, 11:59 AM
I think it's some famous MA'ists of some sort.. in ballerina skirts.:eek: Found it on some weird MA site.


Is that Jubei in your avatar?

I have no idea who Jubei is. looks cool.:cool:

shaolin kungfu
05-31-2003, 12:52 PM
Jubei's from Ninja Scroll. Major bad ass.:D

Ninja scroll is anime.

FatherDog
05-31-2003, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
Oh sweet god! what the hell was that!:eek: :confused:

Is that Jubei in your avatar?

chen zhen's avatar is a screenshot of the character Jubei from the Japanese animated movie 'Ninja Scroll', yes.

chen zhen
05-31-2003, 01:29 PM
I think I saw that once actually.. never saw that guy


edit:"nice "bouncy-bouncy" I'm jealous"

turn-on?
OOhhoohh yess:eek: :p

Serpent
06-01-2003, 05:53 PM
Harpsichord dropped in a vat of jello.

Now that's poetry.

:)

GeneChing
06-02-2003, 09:20 AM
Anyone ever read Dante? At the end of Canto 21 "To announce we were going to pass, he made a trumpet of his ass."

Ahhh, Moab.

M_ArtsMargie
06-02-2003, 09:25 AM
hello everyone...just got back from Fresno. Can you believe they had a bad air alert. We rarely went outside, unless it was night time. Boo. The drive was lonley:( , but i made it..in a bikini. j/p lol

Did you see the new web page (http://www.martialartsmart.com) ? That's us. :p

Shaolin-Do
06-02-2003, 10:51 AM
Got qi girls?
I see 2 dudes.
Do you have to go to a different page?
Or are you the blonde chick that just loaded up? :)
Bad air alert must suck. I remember flying into LA on the way to Hawaii this summer you could see the smog covering it.... Was kinda gross.

Oso
06-02-2003, 11:28 AM
say, just had a thought...is it possible to clone yourself by logging into KFO multiple times ?

I mean, if it were possible to log in like 10,000 times would you create enough of an imprint of yourself in the KFO servers to spontaneously create at least a ghost of yourself in their machines?


hmmmm......................................

Shaolin-Do
06-02-2003, 11:29 AM
Oso's trying to take over KFO again...

Oso
06-02-2003, 11:34 AM
Nope, I'm just trying to figure out how to clone myself so I can have one of me making all the money and doing the work while the other of me is training.

and when did I try to take over KFO before?

have I already cloned myself????

hmmmm............................................. .....

shaolin kungfu
06-02-2003, 11:39 AM
If you did clone yourself, you could make an army of anti-ninja Ninja's, all looking like you.

MasterKiller
06-02-2003, 11:41 AM
Actually, there were 5 Osos before you. KFO uses the Oso to create stability on it's server, of which Gene is the architect. In return for stabilizing the servers, Oso gets to return to the real world and start all over again, with 17 men and 16 women.

Didn't the Oracle (Margie) explain this to you before?

KC Elbows
06-02-2003, 11:43 AM
You can call me Trinity, baby.:D

norther practitioner
06-02-2003, 11:51 AM
Sholin-d'oh.... Margie is on the next page....lookin' like trinity?....

Bad air sucks...we get it sometimes here, when we get an inversion....it sucks. Or last year when we had some large forest fires, on the southside of town you'd need to clear your windshield off (all the ash).

Shaolin-Do
06-02-2003, 12:04 PM
We have stupid mexico to the south burning fields and the like, making it smoggy as hell here... It just finally went away like 2 days ago.

Design Sifu
06-02-2003, 02:04 PM
wouldn't have anything to do with Huston being like the #1 smog city in the US huh?

:p

rubthebuddha
06-02-2003, 02:41 PM
nah. houston's #5. cali has four areas ahead of it.

now, when it comes to the stupidest city planners figuring out where and when to do construction (all over and all the focking time), houston takes the cake.

oh, and the new aquarium in houston? i've seen better-looking fish and petsmart.

norther practitioner
06-02-2003, 03:19 PM
You better watch your back there Gene... I've known a few to flip when they were called "Paddy."

M_ArtsMargie
06-02-2003, 04:46 PM
RTB**LOL...that's so sad!

I have only been to Dallas TX, and that was cool. We stayed in the west wing.:D

Shaolin Do**I hope you dont mean that this (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/a1.html) picture looks like 2 dudes, becuase then that would be an insult towards me :( . There is this one too pick me (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1744_100526305) I'm so hard. lol :p j/p

oso**If you want to take the time to actually do that..go for it!

M_ArtsMargie
06-02-2003, 04:50 PM
NP***Bruce Almighty is worth seeing.

Serpent***Thank you for correcting me. St paddy's day...I figured it would be pattie/patty becuase there is no d in patrick. know what i mean?

Gene***Bruce almighty actually counter acts with Liar Liar. It's pretty funny...although...Ace Ventura is pretty darn funny. Did you know they are coming out with a 3rd Ace Ventura?

Serpent
06-02-2003, 05:28 PM
Haha. That Marix pic is a classic. Margie, you look great, but the "Neo" dude looks like a tool. He looks really uncomfortable and stiff.

:)

Design Sifu
06-02-2003, 05:42 PM
oh, and the new aquarium in houston? i've seen better-looking fish and petsmart.

How do thay taste?

and as for thestupidest city planners figuring out where and when to do construction ...

have you ever been to Phoenix Az.???

Oso
06-02-2003, 06:57 PM
oso**If you want to take the time to actually do that..go for it!


done.


I think.


we'll see if I'm already at work tomorrow.

shaolin kungfu
06-02-2003, 08:35 PM
There is this one too pick me (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1744_100526305) I'm so hard. lol j/p

There's a dirty joke in there somewhere. If only i knew where to find it...

PHILBERT
06-02-2003, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
RTB**LOL...that's so sad!

I have only been to Dallas TX, and that was cool. We stayed in the west wing.:D

Shaolin Do**I hope you dont mean that this (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/a1.html) picture looks like 2 dudes, becuase then that would be an insult towards me :( . There is this one too pick me (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1744_100526305) I'm so hard. lol :p j/p

oso**If you want to take the time to actually do that..go for it!

First, this is my first post on this thread.

Second, next time you are in Dallas, give me a yell :D j/k

rubthebuddha
06-02-2003, 08:56 PM
margie,

yeah, houston is a ****hole. dallas isn't much better, but if you're ever there again, give philbert a dingle.

design,

never been to phoenix, but when i was in houston in march, at least half the streets were torn up for construction.

it was stupid, because they'd just tear the funk up out of everything and never get it done. intelligent people tear up, do what they need to, and repave, and move on to the next chunk. these fukwits were thinking globally and tearing up the whole darn city. you can see the flaws as far as traffic and time it takes to do an entire city when you have a limited number of peeps to do the work.

assclowns. :rolleyes:

what's up with phoenix?

Serpent
06-02-2003, 11:06 PM
There's no 'ack' in John either, but for some reason it gets shortened to Jack! ;)

GeneChing
06-03-2003, 08:53 AM
np - Design Sifu is already flipped.:eek:

mam - I wasn't that keen on the second Ace Ventura...

sp - Is Jack really shorter than John?

GeneChing
06-03-2003, 09:06 AM
Ever since that Trinity shoot, I'm still waiting for Margie to bring me my Heine...


That's the real Matrix - beer ads.;)

Shaolin-Do
06-03-2003, 09:12 AM
Mmm... yes.
Margie should have a party and bring me beer in the matrix garb.

PHILBERT
06-03-2003, 09:23 AM
Ppffft, forget the beer! :cool:

Chang Style Novice
06-03-2003, 09:25 AM
Is that what the bagua circle walking is for? Picking your way through crowded bars with a tray of tall ones in each hand?

norther practitioner
06-03-2003, 09:27 AM
:D

Gene, that seems to be coming to light....

Margie, thanks for the heads up... I think I might go tonight, if I get my packing done.....

Serp.... Yeah, have to agree with Gene, don't know if I'd say it is "short"....lol a common nickname yes...lol.... wonder where/how that got started. It's ok, I don't think I remembered my real name for a while when I was a kid, I was always known by my initials..... made that whole writing your name in kindergarden thing a bit more difficult.... (I'm being sarcastic):D

Shaolin-Do
06-03-2003, 09:29 AM
Indeed it is.
Actually, One of those vitorias secret santa outfits would be way hotter than the matrix stuff.

norther practitioner
06-03-2003, 09:39 AM
Phoenix Az

Denver, Las Vegas, etc....

These inland cities are interesting, they are a relatively new thing in civilization..... That aside, planning a city...hmm... do they decide where the low cost housing goes etc... Don't look too much into that title, it is always more like city fixing, or at least trying to. As far as roads, they are a dangerous mistress. You design a road for say 20 years, you do this in year 2000. The desing get approved etc. This takes a year, chopping a possible year off of your design. Your funding gets dropped because they cut down on tax revenues, which were already lacking, postponing construction another 2 or 3 years when the revenue comes in again... now you have money to build several projects, that will sort of "disappear" if you don't get all these designed projects built in the time allocated (government money does this disappearing act sometimes....errr) meaning you have too many projects to try to build, so it takes you longer... so now you have cut your 20 year design down to 14 or 15 years.... and that is saying you used the right model for population growth, which is like impossible in cities like Phoenix, Denver, or anywhere else that is having a huge population increase. So chop another 2 or 3 years off this design..... Oh, the kicker is, if you "over"design to accomodate these delays, they tell you to tone it down, that we should try to save the money........

sorry rant over.... got to get back to this super-highway....

rubthebuddha
06-03-2003, 11:57 AM
yeah, np, you're right.

houston's still full of idiots, though. the fact that every single road in my girlfriend's parents' residential neighborhood has been torn up for three months, and it's actually getting worse, lessens my faith.

when i visited, the nature of the project looked like the ones we have here in washington in which a company would go nuts for a couple days, repave, and move on to another area. the project in houston has taken months, and most of the roads and driveways are unsafe to drive on for fear of going off into a ditch if you stray three inches to the side. it's pathetic.

norther practitioner
06-03-2003, 03:03 PM
Yeah, it takes some time to build some of this stuff, even longer to design it.... intersections and urban areas have a lot of constaints on the design..... not that it should take as long as it usually does.

Hey, those drop offs are good ways to catch drunk drivers....

an abbriviated comment by a local cop when I was remarking on a "larger than acceptable" drop off the side of the road.

norther practitioner
06-03-2003, 03:03 PM
houston's still full of idiots

I'll never debate that, and I've only been in the airport....:D

M_ArtsMargie
06-03-2003, 03:11 PM
Serpent***Thank you for the compliment.

Philbert*** I will remeber that, and call you next time i am in texas. How you been by the way? :D

Gene***I'll bring the heine's since you all did do me the favor I asked for before we took the pictures. But I don't think I can bring that to work.

Shaolin Do**come to bay area, I'll have a party and you'll be invited. Dont have victoria santa gear, but have a leather raider bikini. he he he

**oh and just so you guys know...who ever posts on this thread, is the coolest and most awesome. he he he:p :D

M_ArtsMargie
06-03-2003, 03:14 PM
there are alot of names for Margie.

Margie
Margery
Margaret
Maggie
and Peggy.

Now where do you get peggy from Margaret? :confused: :confused:

norther practitioner
06-03-2003, 03:19 PM
leather raider bikini
Thats why all the Denverites come back.... **** Raiders...



who ever posts on this thread, is the coolest and most awesome.

I thought this was rhetorical....:D



Margie, why so many trips to Fresno?

norther practitioner
06-03-2003, 03:30 PM
I'm guessing calling you Peggie Sue is out of the question....:D

Serpent
06-03-2003, 08:46 PM
You should try Polish. The more you make a name into a diminuitive, the longer it gets! :eek:

Example:

A Polish girl's name that is quite short in it's actual form is Bogna. The more diminuitive you make it:

Bogna
Boguinka
Boguineczka

etc.

Mad as a sack of snakes them Poles.

Serpent
06-03-2003, 09:03 PM
Mmmmmleatherbikini.

I miss eulerfan... :(

PHILBERT
06-03-2003, 10:17 PM
Margie, pretty crappy. 2 of my best friends are no longer 2 of my best friends. Went to a friends graduation in a hick town, never left a town as fast as I did there. Nearly took out 2 cars getting on the freeway and almost skidded out. I got on the onramp at 25, by the time I was on the freeway itself I was at 55, and was pushing 85-90 for about 50 miles (in a construction zone, with traffic, at a 55 MPH speed limit) never thought I could drive like that before! :D

But yeah other than the 2 friend thing, staying up for 26 hours straight, waking up after 2 hours of sleep with what felt like a hang over (and I have never drank), I am fine.

Shaolin-Do
06-04-2003, 08:04 AM
5-90 for about 50 miles (in a construction zone, with traffic, at a 55 MPH speed limit)

Thats any drive between SA and austin.
:)

"(and I have never drank), "
WTF? and you live in texas and are old enough to drive? wow.

"but have a leather raider bikini. "
Leather eh? Sounds hot like santa gear.
:)

Shaolin-Do
06-04-2003, 08:28 AM
:edit

The size of the bikini constitutes the sexiness of it.

:D

GeneChing
06-04-2003, 08:51 AM
If you brought me a heine in a leather bikini, I don't think anyone in THIS side of the office would report you. OK, maybe Gigi, but she'd be quiet if you could run across the wall or something matrix-y. Or if that ad just sold lots of stuff...

Shaolin-Do
06-04-2003, 09:01 AM
****. Margie's got her work cut out for her, running across the wall in a leather bikini carrying heinikens and all.
:)

M_ArtsMargie
06-04-2003, 09:54 AM
**You guys are making me laugh out loud over here. You guys are great.

NP**My girlfriend moved out there with her man, so I go and see her. Lately it has been more often, becuase, you know, sometimes you just need to get away from where you live. Even if it is an hour away.

Serpent**Where is Eulerfan anyways? Do you know?

Philbert**How come you and your friends aren't friends anymore? I find it easier not to have any friends at all. Less Drama. Girlfriends that is. Girls are too competitive to hang out with. No offense to any women out there. Don't get me wrong, I have a like 3 girlfriends I hang out with, but not at the same time.

Shaolin**Oh, this bikini is good. :p

Gene***I can't run across the wall or anything ( I can just pictures that, too funny) but I can crawl on the floor. LOL :D

M_ArtsMargie
06-04-2003, 09:57 AM
My real name is Margie. Not margaret or any of that. So yes NP, peggy sue will be out of the questions. :p

Serpent**What about Inga? Can you do that one?

rubthebuddha
06-04-2003, 09:58 AM
hm. margie crawling across the floor in aforementioned leather bikini. now THAT, i'm sure, gigi would go for.

PHILBERT
06-04-2003, 10:00 AM
Well, one of them kept telling her best friend all this stuff about me and letting her in on personal information about me and I asked her to stop. I said "How would you like it if I told my best friend all that stuff between you and your ex that I know" and she didn't respond, but she said that its her best friend, like #1 best friend and that she should know. I told her not to talk to me anymore if she won't respect my privacy like I respect hers.

The other is a LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGG story. Long, long, story. Basically she became a psycho ***** from hell and kept doing really stupid stuff that'll ruin her life. She kept promising to change, but kept doing it anyway, and trying to get me to do stuff I don't want to do (get wasted). She has totaled 3 cars and she is only 18. Actually she totaled 3 cars and got pregnant once before her 18th birthday. She had miscarriage on her 18th birthday and didn't even know she was pregnant until rushed to the emergency room. Even after that she continued to do stupid stuff and I told her I wasn't going to stand there and continue to watch her destroy herself.

PHILBERT
06-04-2003, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
hm. margie crawling across the floor in aforementioned leather bikini. now THAT, i'm sure, gigi would go for.

Me too! :D

Shaolin-Do
06-04-2003, 10:01 AM
sh!t, if gigi doesnt, I would.
:)
As for philbert - Ive just about stopped trusting everyone I know. Lots of things have been stolen from my house by my "friends"...
:(
It makes me very sad, and I am still not sure which one/ones are doing it, so I have no choice but to just not have people over(except for wimmins).

GeneChing
06-04-2003, 10:09 AM
Gene is actually short for Eugene, meaning "well bred" (good genes.) My chinese name is trickier since my family was hakka, thus Ching instead of Chen. I mentioned that a bit in my last ezine piece. (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/article.php?article=350)

MasterKiller
06-04-2003, 10:46 AM
Hey SD, word of advice...quit hanging around pot-heads, and your shlt will quit disappearing. ;)

rubthebuddha
06-04-2003, 11:21 AM
same goes for your doritos.

Shaolin-Do
06-04-2003, 12:35 PM
things of my have gotten stolen by non potheads too.
:)
err...
:(
hehe
RTB- I learned to hide my chips. and cookies.
:D

Shaolin-Do
06-04-2003, 12:55 PM
What would it take to earn this thread 4 stars?
Or any other thread 1 or 2 for that matter?
:confused:

MasterKiller
06-04-2003, 12:56 PM
Why, do your civic duty and just RATE the thread!

Kristoffer
06-04-2003, 01:11 PM
voting.. Why the ****?


lol @ my english

Shaolin-Do
06-04-2003, 01:21 PM
Do you say Yah?
:)
You **** crazy Swedeners.
Mmmm... blonde Swedish wimmins....
:eek:
:cool:

Kristoffer
06-04-2003, 02:09 PM
it aint yah it's JA. :D And I like our wimmins 2 ;)

M_ArtsMargie
06-04-2003, 02:25 PM
Philbert***That really bites.
Well, one of them kept telling her best friend all this stuff about me and letting her in on personal information about me and I asked her to stop.
I kind of see it from her point of view and yours. It is wrong to go off and tell people something especially when you had asked them not to tell. But then it is her best friend, and that is what girls do, they tell eachother everything. Best thing, dont tell anyone anything. How long have you known this girl for?
As for the other situation, I say good for you for not hanging out with bad influences. You dont need their drama to bring YOU down. I give you mad props.

Master killer**Doesn't it suck that you can't even have your friends over becuase you think that someone is stealing your stuff? I hate that! hey wait a minute, now I know why I dont have friends(well I do, but very few).

RTB**That would be bad wouldn't it. I'm bad!
:cool:

**Dont ever let anyone bring you guys down. Worry about your own before you worry about others. In the long run, you run into people that will respect you more.

PHILBERT
06-04-2003, 02:57 PM
Margie, the problem was that the friend, the one who was finding out all this information was telling HER friends and suddenly I got all these girls blabbering to me stuff and it was ****ing me off. Id known this girl for a while too actually. I knew the other girl for more than 2 and a half years.

M_ArtsMargie
06-04-2003, 03:31 PM
Dang, I hate when that happens.

Hey philbert, smile now, cry later.:D

PHILBERT
06-04-2003, 05:31 PM
I dont cry, I just punch stuff! :D

I look at it optimistically, at least I didnt date the girls for like 6+ months only to find out they are psycho ***** from hell or something.

Serpent
06-04-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Serpent**What about Inga? Can you do that one?

Hmm. Tricky one. I'm not the Pole, btw, just married to one.

Inga
Inguinka
Inguineczka

Works like Bogna in that respect. That's my best guess anyway.

Serpent
06-04-2003, 07:04 PM
Margie - eulerfan got herself a new man and a shot at acting in amatuer dramatics. Basically, she got a life, so we don't see her any more. She also traded in the Shaolin-Do bollocks and started studying a real art. ;)

Would be nice if she dropped by to say hi though.

MasterKiller
06-05-2003, 06:48 AM
Master killer**Doesn't it suck that you can't even have your friends over becuase you think that someone is stealing your stuff? I hate that! hey wait a minute, now I know why I dont have friends(well I do, but very few).

My friends don't steal stuff. They just get drunk and pee on my cat.

M_ArtsMargie
06-05-2003, 09:29 AM
MK**I thought that you posted that things were missing from your house. MMM...maybe I need to be hit with the stupid stick. That is if I am wrong.

Serpent***Yea..it would be nice if she stopped by and said hi. That is so cool that she has a shot at acting. Lucky. She'll be back I'm sure. You two were great together (on the forum that is)

Philbert**That is good, so long as you are not hitting the girls. lol
Oh, and most girls are from hell. Not me of course, but you know what I mean. :p

GeneChing
06-05-2003, 09:45 AM
let see... Margie... leather bikini... crawling or running, crawling or running? Well, if you're not going to run on the wall, there's no need to maintain this Matrix fascade, therefore we can switch the heine's to Guinness. The leather bikini can stay - I guess Raiders are ok, even if they did drop the ball big time at the last superbowl. We do live in the East Bay after all...

Man, Margie in that Matrix shoot was one of my better ideas...:cool:

MasterKiller
06-05-2003, 09:56 AM
The scary part about that whole ad is that they probably already owned those leather outfits, right?

I mean, you guys don't have a wardrobe dept. do you?

PHILBERT
06-05-2003, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
...Philbert**That is good, so long as you are not hitting the girls. lol
Oh, and most girls are from hell. Not me of course, but you know what I mean. :p

Of course you aren't! All the guys know you are an angel from heaven. :)

MK put a thought in my head about the wardrobe. Do you have one there or did you buy those yourselves or did you already own them? :D

I could do a photo shoot with one, I got the long black, leather trenchcoat, the black pants, black shirt, black boots. :cool: But if I do a photo shoot, Margie has to be there. :p

Design Sifu
06-05-2003, 10:21 AM
Man, Margie in that Matrix shoot was one of my better ideas...
Oh surrrrrrre it was Your idea!!! from the guy who hasn't even seen reloaded!!!:rolleyes: ;)

As for...
I mean, you guys don't have a wardrobe dept. do you?

Well... sort of (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/uniforms1.html) not everything makes it online though... ;)

M_ArtsMargie
06-05-2003, 10:48 AM
MK***1. good 2. ok. lol
And yes...we did own the leather. I did anyways. I didn't buy it, twas a gift from my brother. The pants that is. I can finally fit into them becuase he bought them about 4 sizes bigger when I was 20. oops..i think i gave too much info. lol.

Gene*** That rhymed. your so cool!

Philbert***I have a trench too. That was my first and only leather jacket I have ever bought in a store. lol. I'd be there, back you up in the shoot..dont worry.

DS***Oh. god....i haven't seen reloaded. What does that make me?

Design Sifu
06-05-2003, 11:12 AM
Oh. god....i haven't seen reloaded. What does that make me?

I guess that makes you a version1.0 Trinity in need of an upgrade...

but much nicer than that windows updates available notice that occasionally pops up on my PC.

dress in leather when you go to see it...;)

PHILBERT
06-05-2003, 11:13 AM
My brother gave me his old brown leather jacket a couple years ago. I love that thing to death. In fact, it is in my car right now, I gotta remember to get it when I get out of school and put it up.

On my 19th birthday I got a car alarm installed and a month later it drained my battery so I got my money back and the alarm removed. So I went out a month later and purchased the leather trenchcoat instead. All 4 of my brothers were making fun of me for buying it and when my uncle was in town just 3 days before Christmas, my brother said "So why arent you wearing your black trenchcoat" and I said I would on Christmas. So in all the Christmas photos I am dressed like Neo. :D

Soooo, Gene, how do I get to be in a photo shoot? :D

I've seen Reloaded twice and even purchased the game. I love the game.

M_ArtsMargie
06-05-2003, 05:04 PM
DS**That's for sure.

Philbert**I bet your brothers wish they had a trench like that too now. Mostly everyone can have a trench

Serpent
06-05-2003, 09:26 PM
I ride a motorcycle, so I have a cool leather biker jacket. I also have a 3/4 length leather trench-coat. So can I join in too?

chen zhen
06-06-2003, 02:21 AM
no;)

not matrix-like at all.

If you have latex clothing laying around the house, then fine.:D

shaolin kungfu
06-06-2003, 02:52 AM
I've always wanted a leather trench coat. Not one of those shiny ones, but one that looks kind of worn, you know what i mean?

****, if only i knew where to get one.

PHILBERT
06-06-2003, 03:09 AM
Well not everyone looks great in leather. I've been told by many people I look awesome in black though, all women :D

I dont think short people look good with leather trench coats though to be honest. I knew a bunch of friends in high school who wore them, and most of them looked awful wearing them `cause a few were too short.

And Margie, if that dress was 4 sizes too big, well, I dunno what ya looked like 4 years ago but you look fantastic now.

MasterKiller
06-06-2003, 06:49 AM
I ride a motorcycle, so I have a cool leather biker jacket. I also have a 3/4 length leather trench-coat. So can I join in too?

I thought tough guys in England rode Scooters.

shaolin kungfu
06-06-2003, 06:56 AM
I think he comes from the land down under.
Where women glow and men plunder.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.

MasterKiller
06-06-2003, 07:01 AM
In that case, shouldn't he be driving a tricked-out V-8 Interceptor in the Wastelands, accompanied by a Blue-Tick mongrel. And does his home-made leg brace need to be oiled? And where is Tina Turner?

shaolin kungfu
06-06-2003, 07:04 AM
I don't know, and if you ask him, he'll just smile and hand you a veggemite sandwich.

M_ArtsMargie
06-06-2003, 02:08 PM
I'm getting a dirt bike sometime next month. supposed to anyways. It is cheaper to buy 2 than 1. So my brother and I are going to get one. I am actually waiting on him to have money so we can go. Dirt bike riding is so fun!

Philbert***Thank you Philbert. I agree with you about the short guys wearing jackets. I think there is nothing more attractive then a tall man in a leather jacket. Gives me fever

We went to the saddle rack last night, which is this country bar. Is bull riding supposed to be a turn on?:confused: :confused: :D

Bad Margie Bad:cool:

chen zhen
06-06-2003, 02:10 PM
Define "bull"

;)

M_ArtsMargie
06-06-2003, 02:11 PM
I really dont like when people get my name all wrong. Alot of people think my name is marge or margaret. But it's Margie. I was named after the tv series "my little Margie"

Want to know something. One of my sisters name is Troubble. Spelled with 2 b's not one. But you know what the weird thing is? Is that she lives up to her reputation. Shes bad!

M_ArtsMargie
06-06-2003, 02:13 PM
You know..the mechanical bulls at rodeos.

Design Sifu
06-06-2003, 02:50 PM
Ever see that John Travolta movie Urban Cowboy?

rubthebuddha
06-06-2003, 07:46 PM
no wonder this thread was way down there -- design made a reference to travolta.

DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, DS. :mad:

PHILBERT
06-06-2003, 10:18 PM
Tall man in a leather jacket eh??? Hmmm I got 20 photos left on my camera to take...Sure its summer time and would be too hot for the jacket...

FatherDog
06-07-2003, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by MasterKiller
In that case, shouldn't he be driving a tricked-out V-8 Interceptor in the Wastelands, accompanied by a Blue-Tick mongrel. And does his home-made leg brace need to be oiled? And where is Tina Turner?

Nah, we all know Serpent drives an Austin Princess.

chen zhen
06-07-2003, 01:42 AM
you know..the mechanical bulls at rodeos.

I know.. sorry:(

:p

Vapour
06-07-2003, 08:55 AM
When I dress in black, I look like a ninja. :D

M_ArtsMargie
06-07-2003, 10:30 AM
Philbert***you can take a picture and send it to me. he he he

chen zhen ***why are you sorry?:confused:

Vapour***when I wear all black...i look more white. lol

chen zhen
06-07-2003, 10:42 AM
sorry I said I'm sorry..:o



;)

That's pretty normal, looking more white when wearing dark clothes. It's all about the contrasts:cool:

Chang Style Novice
06-07-2003, 01:27 PM
Returning to the giant squids for a moment, have any of y'all ever watched "Fishing With John"? That's some funny stuff.

PHILBERT
06-07-2003, 01:39 PM
lol if I took a photo my family would be like "Dude, its June, the temperature is high in the 90s and you want photos of you in a black trenchcoat?"

I need to use my other photos anyway. I have no idea what the heck is on this camera. I think I still have photo from this party I went to like back in December where all my friends got wasted and I was the only sober person there.

norther practitioner
06-09-2003, 07:10 AM
Troubble..... thats interesting, what is it (sounds very eastern European or Russian).

Just got back from Miami...... people really know how to party down there.:D

M_ArtsMargie
06-09-2003, 09:23 AM
Philbert***who cares? Just say it's for me. And that I am very special. lol

CSN**I have never seen fishing with John. What is it about?

M_ArtsMargie
06-09-2003, 09:26 AM
CSN**You know..i'm not sure. She's italian and white. (i have a lot of different nationalities in my family) My mom I think just wanted something that was original. Have you ever heard of a name Troubble? I haven't met anyone with that name except my sister.
My cousins names are names like, Hope, Destiny, Miracle, Amelia, Goober. Nice names huh? I think so.
So How was Miami? Did you party harty? lol.

Chang Style Novice
06-09-2003, 09:37 AM
Fishing With John (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0139776) is a short TV series that appeared on some cable channel (HBO, I think) about 10 years ago. Only eight episodes were made, and they're all available on a single DVD now. The premise is that musician John Lurie goes on a fishing trip with a buddy, and the whole thing is documented. His buddies include Matt Dillon, Dennis Hopper, Jim Jarmusch, Tom Waits and Willem Dafoe. It's wierd, low-key, deadpan bizarro humor of the finest kind. It's not for everybody, but if it's for you, you won't be able to stop laughing.

rubthebuddha
06-09-2003, 09:38 AM
red green show beats fishing out any day. :p