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Chang Style Novice
06-09-2003, 09:52 AM
I'll give it a try, but does it have anything that can beat narration like.

"The two men stumble across the jungle sanctuary of an order of Squid Monks."

and

"These..."
(pregnant pause)
"...are horses."

GeneChing
06-09-2003, 10:01 AM
Speaking of Travolta and Design Sifu, did you notice our March 2000 cover? (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/kf-200003.html)

chen zhen
06-09-2003, 10:05 AM
what's with it?

MasterKiller
06-09-2003, 10:09 AM
John Travolta is the character played by Vinny Barbarino, not the real person.

Design Sifu
06-09-2003, 10:10 AM
there was a great graphic payoff in that issue.
I may just have to post here...


...M a y b e . . .

;)

norther practitioner
06-09-2003, 10:15 AM
Gives me fever

Thats not the coat Margie :eek: :D

At 5'7" and change, I'm just at that in between height, taller than most of my female friends, shorter than all the rest of my guy friends, and shorter than half the girls I want to date.......:p I guess the trench coat is out of the question.

Serp... Are you one of the goths?

Margie, hope your friend appreciates your trips out there, and it sounds nice to get away oh, and the bulls here are usually reserved for the guys who don't mind making an arse of themselves, or girls who like to ride bulls....hmm.... maybe I should have worded that diferently...

chen zhen
06-09-2003, 10:18 AM
:confused: ......& John Travolta

what's the deal?

FatherDog
06-09-2003, 12:50 PM
Obviously, what this thread needs is more of my smiling face. (http://www.princeton.edu/~moraski2/dog1-2003.jpg)

In other news, I'm heading out to the UK on Saturday to spend two weeks of vacation. This thread had better still be on page 1 when I get back.

Chang Style Novice
06-09-2003, 12:55 PM
Buono viaggio! Oh, wait, you're going to the UK...

Have a nice trip! Be sure to drink plenty of beer.

norther practitioner
06-09-2003, 01:43 PM
Have fun in the UK....
I just got back from a small vacation. Not too bad, got to see all my college buddies.

norther practitioner
06-09-2003, 02:09 PM
csn.....WOW, you're in trouble now....lol

Goober, you're kidding right....

Miami was "off the chain" so to speak. I went down for a wedding, which was awsome. It was the guy who got me into kung fu, so it meant a lot to me. Cost me a lot too, his little brother and I are the ones who made sure he was "taken care of" the night of the bachelor party........ man, I really wish the strip clubs in Miami closed earlier... the latter of the two we went to didn't close until 8 am (and they were still serving, so we were still drinkin'). The beaches were nice, the training I got in was good too. I got to see all of the old college roomates (whom I haven't seen in over three years). Plus some other training friends from my first school along with my first sifu....

:D




I'll have to pm you about anything else......lol :eek:

David Jamieson
06-09-2003, 02:27 PM
what this thread really needs is my not so smiling face.

David Jamieson
06-09-2003, 02:29 PM
that's not me, it's a cat. My cat basil. He's got Qi!!!

and he has mastered avoidance o all kungfu weaponry.

cheers

p.s, here is my not smiling face after all

chen zhen
06-09-2003, 02:30 PM
I thought that was your cat, at first:D

Chang Style Novice
06-09-2003, 02:32 PM
I'm confused - which picture is the cat?

David Jamieson
06-09-2003, 02:34 PM
aren't we all cats really? I mean c'mon...think about it.

ooooo, a sandbox!

L8r

M_ArtsMargie
06-09-2003, 02:35 PM
CSN***That fishing thing sounds kind of funny. Maybe I should check it out. If i don't like it, i can sell it. lol

NP**She does, but she is going to not like me this weekend. It's her birthday on friday the 13th(aaaaaaaa) and I am not going to be able to make it becuase I have to work out sidewalk sale. :( I'm sad.

i'll show you our pictures that me and another girl (got qi girl) have taken. They are ok.
:D Not our best

Chang Style Novice
06-09-2003, 02:38 PM
Don't buy, rent. You live in SF! There must be a decent indie video store near ya.

David Jamieson
06-09-2003, 02:43 PM
martsmarge-

Did you ship my premium butterfly knives (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/452067.html) today?

I have some flys here that need to be turned into butter.
Just curious :D

I know I'll get an email from Brown when da order goes down.
cheers

FatherDog
06-09-2003, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Buono viaggio! Oh, wait, you're going to the UK...

Have a nice trip! Be sure to drink plenty of beer.

I'm visiting England, Wales, and spending a whole week in Scotland.

England I'll sample the ales, and Scotland I'll try some Scotch. What the hell do you drink in Wales, though?

Chang Style Novice
06-09-2003, 02:49 PM
Welsh beer. (http://www.allaboutbeer.com/features/wales.html)

or you could try to outdo famous Welshman Dylan Thomas

"I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record" (dies)

David Jamieson
06-09-2003, 02:50 PM
fermented melons thinned with the spit of the elders of the village.

then it's all mixed up and cut with whiskey and served with a potato.

lovely little welsh repast that is.

cheers

M_ArtsMargie
06-09-2003, 03:06 PM
Me and other Got Qi girl. Click HERE (http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=judyssi&nextdate=5%2f20%2f2003+4%3a35%3a58.000&direction=n)

If you scroll down..then it is a clearer picture

David Jamieson
06-09-2003, 03:09 PM
Niiiice! :p

all hazy and whatnot.

cheers

Chang Style Novice
06-09-2003, 03:09 PM
hot got-qi-girl on got-qi-girl action!!!!

M_ArtsMargie
06-09-2003, 03:11 PM
CSN***Sounds like you had fun. Wow so the strip clubs dont close until 8 you say? Whoa.

Judge Pen
06-09-2003, 03:11 PM
Looking good. Very nice.;)

M_ArtsMargie
06-09-2003, 03:18 PM
Kung Lek***can you pm me your information and I can check on that for you. I believe we have those in stock and that those should have shipped already. I will have to double check. Thank you.

norther practitioner
06-09-2003, 03:36 PM
You really like pushing your luck don't you ;) .... Honestly, it might be CSN you are insulting......




































but I really doubt that :D

M_ArtsMargie
06-09-2003, 03:46 PM
oh my GAWD!
Np***you hate me now don't you. I'm so sorry. For some reason....i was stupid. I think becuase I was talking and writing at the same time. I'm so sorry. Forgive me>?

Design Sifu
06-09-2003, 04:14 PM
Margie:

Get her in here!!! We'll make a GOT Qi girl out of her in no time!!!!! ;) :p

M_ArtsMargie
06-09-2003, 04:25 PM
I have been trying man. She doesn't understand it. I'll ask right now.

PHILBERT
06-09-2003, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Me and other Got Qi girl. Click HERE (http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=judyssi&nextdate=5%2f20%2f2003+4%3a35%3a58.000&direction=n)

If you scroll down..then it is a clearer picture

It says the server is too busy!!! :(

Wait, wait, it loaded.




:eek:
:eek:
:eek:


Hey can someone else here help me? My jaw is on the floor and I can't get it off the floor. And I aint talking cause of Judy! :) :D :cool:

Serpent
06-09-2003, 09:32 PM
And so the thread moves on!

Just to clarify -

Mods ride scooters - I'm a biker

I grew up in England, but live in Oz now. As for the V8 Interceptor, sure, but what about those beautiful old Z9's?

And no, I'm not a Goth!

FatherDog
06-09-2003, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Mods ride scooters - I'm a biker

Austin. Princess.

Or possibly a Lada.

Serpent
06-09-2003, 10:59 PM
So convinced aren't ya!

Well, I don't actually have a car. The last one I had was a Honda something or other... I'm not big on cars.

rubthebuddha
06-09-2003, 11:10 PM
actually, THIS (http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/images/fun.jpg) was serpent's last car. problems started when he tried to hotbox in the back. :D

Serpent
06-09-2003, 11:17 PM
I thought the Highway Authority had got rid of all copies of that photo!

:eek:

rubthebuddha
06-09-2003, 11:27 PM
you'd be amazed what an ozzie would do for a turnip.

Serpent
06-09-2003, 11:31 PM
Yeah. They don't grow too well here. The weather's too good for them.

shaolin kungfu
06-10-2003, 12:11 AM
I hear england's great for turnips.

MasterKiller
06-10-2003, 08:02 AM
Mods ride scooters - I'm a biker

If you're the Biker, who plays the Indian, Construction Worker, Cowboy, and Sailor?

GeneChing
06-10-2003, 09:01 AM
ds - you should show them the real graphi payoff - bruce travolta. Can anything have been more sacreligious to CMA?

mam - Judy's page was wacky. Too wacky. And I can't beleive she said that work was boring that jack in the crack was yummy. That's messed up. Tell her I said so and if she has anything to say back to me, she should come on this forum and say it to my face. Yep, I'm challenging her. She'll never show. ;)

btw, for all the rest of you, Judy works here. Margie and Judy are almost always lounging around like in that picture when you all aren't ordering www.MartialArtsMart.com and www.TigerClaw.com. I'm 100% serious about that. :cool:

Design Sifu
06-10-2003, 09:39 AM
Margie and Judy are almost always lounging around like in that picture when you all aren't ordering

Yeah we've been asking for them to have remote headsets... so they can continue to lounge around like that while taking orders from YOU.

With just the right "spin" we could pobably switch from an 800 to a 900 number for . . . ah, Ordering ;)

And only for the brave... I give you...

norther practitioner
06-10-2003, 09:49 AM
That Bruce picture is funny.....
DS, come on man, bite the bullet... front for the headsets.

KL... You even look like a Canadian.... sure you don't play for the Maple Leafs or something.

RTB... I'm more amazed at what they'd do for a real beer, that Fosters is crap...

M_ArtsMargie
06-10-2003, 10:23 AM
Gene***is the lounging part bad or good. Becuase I don't lounge at work. I work hard to serve my customers. :D I'll tell Judy. Oh and just so you guys know...I love my job. It's another family.

norther practitioner
06-10-2003, 10:33 AM
you hate me now don't you
Hate is such a strong word......:)

Forgive me

I'll think about it....:D ;)





































OK, but if I don't get another mag there'll be some reprocutions.:D

PHILBERT
06-10-2003, 11:07 AM
If I order something from your store, and I call, can I request Margie to take the order? :cool:

M_ArtsMargie
06-10-2003, 11:40 AM
Yup

chen zhen
06-10-2003, 11:44 AM
yeah right!:D

M_ArtsMargie
06-10-2003, 11:49 AM
Next time I will autograph it. lol

And you will forgive me:D lolj/p

chen zhen
06-10-2003, 12:03 PM
...or what...?!:confused:





:p

PHILBERT
06-10-2003, 12:41 PM
There IS a God.

Would I get the discounts like if I order them off the internet?

M_ArtsMargie
06-10-2003, 02:46 PM
Philbert***If you place your order online, that is where you get the discount. You can contact me if there is a problem with the order, or if you need help with questions. Basicallly customer service.

Serpent
06-10-2003, 05:24 PM
What sort of services do you provide?

JOHNNY
06-10-2003, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Gene***is the lounging part bad or good. Becuase I don't lounge at work. I work hard to serve my customers. :D I'll tell Judy. Oh and just so you guys know...I love my job. It's another family.
Quite lying. You hate it:D Atleast thats what you told me. Just playing I know you love your job and everyone can count on you. :D
johnny
Iraq

norther practitioner
06-10-2003, 07:21 PM
Good to see a post from Iraq there Johnny..... Hope all is well...:D

Serpent
06-10-2003, 08:25 PM
Hey NP. I've just noticed that your nick is mis-spelled! Norther Practitioner. Shouldn't that be Northern?

:D

rubthebuddha
06-10-2003, 09:58 PM
he's up to 1069 posts and you just noticed?

were you educated in america or something? :confused:






:D

Serpent
06-10-2003, 10:08 PM
Hey, I'm as surprised as you!

PHILBERT
06-10-2003, 10:13 PM
I too just noticed it on NP! Wow...

Hmm...so now I gotta go through the online database and find something, ANYTHING so I can call up and ask a question! If I knew I could of called, I would have 5 months ago when my magazine issue was running late or something. Wraa!!! :(

Serpent
06-10-2003, 10:30 PM
What excuse do you need? Just ring up and say you have a customer service enquiry and you need to speak to Margie. When Margie gets on the line say, "Hey baby, Philbert here. How YOU doin'?" and Bob's shagging your mother's brother.

:)

PHILBERT
06-10-2003, 10:57 PM
Actually, I wasn't going to say Philbert. I was going to ask for Margie and when she picks up the line I was going to say something...funny that'll make her sit there and think "Did I just here what I thought I heard?" and no its nothing sick.

Serpent
06-10-2003, 11:03 PM
Yeah, right!

PHILBERT
06-10-2003, 11:37 PM
No, really, I'd tell you but that'd ruin the surprise of what'll be said. Its a very famous quote by a fictional character, and in fact I'm gonna play the quote. Nothing perverted though. Its quite funny and she'll probably think "Did I just hear...?"

Serpent
06-10-2003, 11:54 PM
Let us know how it goes.

PHILBERT
06-11-2003, 12:08 AM
Don't know when I'll do it considering I got no money right now. Might not be until August (when my birthday rolls around) cause I am paying everything to school and on my car. And Kung Fu classes. Gotta have them. I'll probably start a little jar and toss $5 a day in there after every shift I work and save up to buy something.

M_ArtsMargie
06-11-2003, 09:08 AM
Serpent***The services I provide are number 1 and top secret. lol

Philbert***August is my b-day too. :D

Johnny***hey you :D I thought you said that for some reason you couldn't get signed on here.

Design Sifu
06-11-2003, 09:20 AM
Hey Johnny, Good to hear from ya... hope all's well & take care man.

Philbert:
will you be playibng a Morpheus quote. Like that scene in Matrix I when Mr. Anderson recieves a call while at work.


And to make this post interesting (http://quizilla.com/users/Murkatos/quizzes/Which%20Great%20Old%20One%20Are%20You?)

which Great Old One are you?

GeneChing
06-11-2003, 09:38 AM
Hey Johnny! When you coming home?

margie - Lounging is great - I wish we had the time to do more lounging. I'm still waiting for the crawling leather bikini beer delivery...;)

PHILBERT
06-11-2003, 09:53 AM
Margie-Yeah I know yours is in August too :D

Design Sifu-No, actually I'm not going to do anything from The Matrix. Thought never entered my mind. Lets just say the quote was originally used in a 70s television show (and not THE HULK). :D


You are Nyarlathotep!
The 999 forms of Nyarlathotep are a point of meditation for the true initiate. It is through these manifold faces that the secrets of the universe are made known. Called "The Crawling Chaos", Nyarlathotep is the disembodied ego of Azathoth and thus the universal "I" of known reality. Some of the many documented forms are; Father of Knives, Nephren-Ka, the Black Man, the Beast of the Lashing Tongue to name a few.


http://www.caracarn.com/blog/quizzes/oldones/results.cfm?oldone=nya

Chang Style Novice
06-11-2003, 09:55 AM
I'm Nyarlothatep.

Figures.

GeneChing
06-11-2003, 11:17 AM
Time to give credit where credit is due. This thread was Margie's first post and it quickly dominated the forum. So here's your chance, boys.

MEET MARGIE IN PERSON (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=22352)

chen zhen
06-11-2003, 11:25 AM
Yeah! REAL big chance..:rolleyes:

chen zhen
06-11-2003, 11:56 AM
why precisely at lunch? she can eat a banana at any time she wants!;)

:p

PHILBERT
06-11-2003, 01:17 PM
I would come regardless of what she is or isn't wearing. But I can't. :(

norther practitioner
06-11-2003, 01:33 PM
Hey NP. I've just noticed that your nick is mis-spelled! Norther Practitioner. Shouldn't that be Northern?

The name symbolizes that I'm longer then ther rest of you......

Actually it is just mis-spelled because the first name was too long, didn't like it all as one word, and I thought norther (more northern....longer, you get the picture...).


Gene, the fact that I would have to spend $250 on a flight would make it so I'd have to buy your sidewalk sale out to save enough to justify that trip.....oh wait.... Margie will be there....:D


I'm Nyarlothatep

It took you that long to figure out...

M_ArtsMargie
06-11-2003, 01:54 PM
hey..maybe I'll be at every event. lol

norther practitioner
06-11-2003, 02:53 PM
Autograph you say, hey, I like you handwriting anyway (if that was you that wrote the addy, if it was the first dude, I'm scared...lol)

Oh, and all is forgiven.... so long as it doesn't happen again.

Golden Arms
06-11-2003, 03:25 PM
If that is the case..I need to a cheap ticket to Cali, ASAP! Wouldnt this be a perfect time to have some Got Qi calendars to get off of your hands Gene...they would FLY off the shelves!!!

M_ArtsMargie
06-11-2003, 05:09 PM
YEA. We got some cool new weapons coming in guys. Keeps your eyes open:D

M_ArtsMargie
06-11-2003, 05:10 PM
That was my hand writing. Thanks for the comp.:D

Serpent
06-11-2003, 05:26 PM
So when are you all coming to Sydney?

FatherDog
06-11-2003, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
So when are you all coming to Sydney?

I'll most likely be in Brisbane next summer, on my way to Japan.

joedoe
06-11-2003, 08:22 PM
Why don't you stop in at Sydney for a few days - it is only 1 hr's flying away. Which summer? Australian summer, or US?

Serpent
06-11-2003, 09:01 PM
Yeah, it'll give us an excuse to go to the park again.

:)

FatherDog
06-12-2003, 09:06 AM
I've some friends in Brisbane, and some friends that are teaching over in Japan. Planning on spending a week in Brisbane, then a week in Japan, then back to America. If I can find some time, I'd be amenable to heading down to Sydney for a day or so.

American summer, probably about a year from now. It might wait till the summer after, though, depending on when I buy my house.

GeneChing
06-12-2003, 09:09 AM
Only Mohammad is Margie. Or maybe the mountain. I realize that this is an international forum so most of you can't make it. But for our locals, ask for Margie if you don't see her. She'll be there.

M_ArtsMargie
06-12-2003, 09:59 AM
woo hoo. If i'm ever traveling anywhere..i'll be sure to post it.:D
Fresno in 2 weeks.
lol

Gene**need a shirt!

Tonight is the saddle rack. Not sure if i'm going to go out tonight. Maybe i'll play tennis.

dwid
06-12-2003, 11:50 AM
This is my last day at work before taking a month-long vacation to N. California.

woo hoo!

I know, nobody cares....:D

norther practitioner
06-12-2003, 12:06 PM
Gene**need a shirt!

I wouldn't post that again Margie, Serpent probably thinks you are sitting there topless....:D

DWID... Nice, I just took my first vaca. in over a year... nice to get away.


Only Mohammad is Margie. Or maybe the mountain.


:confused:

PHILBERT
06-12-2003, 12:53 PM
np, Serpent isn't the only one thinking that.

MasterKiller
06-12-2003, 01:01 PM
Thinking and fantasizing aren't quite the same thing. ;)

norther practitioner
06-12-2003, 02:40 PM
MK...
Depends on the drug...:D

norther practitioner
06-12-2003, 02:57 PM
Anytime ;)

Design Sifu
06-12-2003, 03:39 PM
As we're all chatting on this forum there's no real doubt that we're all geeks to some degree...

the real question is

How Geeky are you? (http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html)

me:
15.something %

you?

norther practitioner
06-12-2003, 03:56 PM
8.6785% - Poser

lol

M_ArtsMargie
06-12-2003, 04:18 PM
6.1144% - Poser ME TOO

shaolin kungfu
06-12-2003, 04:32 PM
HAHA! Beat all of you! 4.33925%:cool:

M_ArtsMargie
06-12-2003, 04:42 PM
I know off the topic..but i really like to play chess. That does not make me a geak!

rubthebuddha
06-12-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
I know off the topic..
:mad: it's insulting to have the creator of this thread imply that this thread even HAS a topic. :mad:

Chang Style Novice
06-12-2003, 04:55 PM
I took that one a while back at another board. I scored 26% and change. I was so insulted by the idea that I could only name 5 comic book creators I quickly typed out a list of 50. Then three other people on the board did the same, with no overlaps betweem any of the four lists.

Oh yeah, we're geeky allright.

shaolin kungfu
06-12-2003, 05:03 PM
I know off the topic..but i really like to play chess. That does not make me a geak!

Chess is **** cool!:cool:

Chang Style Novice
06-12-2003, 05:16 PM
Go (or Wei Ch'i, if you prefer) (http://www.well.com/user/mmcadams/gointro.html) is just as cool as chess.

Design Sifu
06-12-2003, 05:18 PM
Anyone ever play Strip Chess?



















...me neither... :p

Serpent
06-12-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner


I wouldn't post that again Margie, Serpent probably thinks you are sitting there topless....:D


I think of everyone as posting completely naked like I do. Do you mean to tell me that you've all been dressed all this time?!

Oso
06-12-2003, 08:28 PM
uhh...37.08087--Major Geek

and only a geek test would carry it out to 5 decimal places:rolleyes:

Sadly, I did not exagerate.

I'm going to kill myself now.

Serpent
06-12-2003, 08:54 PM
Hmmm...

28.79684% - Total Geek

Ah well, at least I'm not as much of a geek as that dead Oso bloke.

:)

Chang Style Novice
06-12-2003, 09:05 PM
The question is, HOW does someone nearly 40% geek kill themself? I'm guessing he rigged a bobby trap of all his AD&D dice in the closet so when he goes to chose his pants tomorrow he'll be crushed by the onslaught of plastic cubes and dodecahedrons. Or possibly he tied all his magic cards to his feet and jumped into a river.

FatherDog
06-12-2003, 09:16 PM
48.71795% - Super Geek

You cannot hope to compete.

I think apoweyn is the only other poster that could come close, and I don't think he's reading this thread.

Serpent
06-12-2003, 09:17 PM
Well, it all depends on his THAC0...

Perhaps he scattered D4's randomly about his floor (we all know how much those buggers hurt when you step on them, right?)

Then he probably got all his geek friends to set traps for him, so fiendishly cunning that only his geekiness could save him. That way he'd be pitched against all his geek friends and either die by geek attack or come through it all as the top geek, therefore no longer having to kill himself. After all, if you're going to be a geek, you might as well be the best one.

As for the scattered D4's, I dunno... maybe he just likes that kind of pain?

Serpent
06-12-2003, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by FatherDog
48.71795% - Super Geek

You cannot hope to compete.

I think apoweyn is the only other poster that could come close, and I don't think he's reading this thread.

You're the sort of guy that turns up to a Star Trek convention and everybody there looks round and says, "Man, who's the geek?!"

Chang Style Novice
06-12-2003, 09:20 PM
Yeah, yeah...so what? I named 50 comics writers without breaking a sweat! (http://peoplesforum.com/cgi-bin/forum?14@@.f3de807/4573) And then one of my buds matched me! And then he sent me a script! And now I'm working on drawing it! And we'll probably submit it to Image!

Worship me, foolish mortals.

Oso
06-12-2003, 09:21 PM
actually, I'm going to watch "Amazon Women on the Moon" and drink gin&tonics till I'm dead.

"Stay sane inside Insanity"

har, name that one FT. I contest your uber geekiness.

Serpent
06-12-2003, 09:31 PM
I would also recommend Bronze Girls Of Shaolin in that case.



You cannot defeat our Bronze Girl style!



:D

Oso
06-12-2003, 09:32 PM
{rewinding to the beginning scene and making another G&T}

{wondering how well FT must be able to scratch himself with those long arms of his;) }

Serpent
06-12-2003, 09:34 PM
Who's FT?

shaolin kungfu
06-12-2003, 09:39 PM
I think he means father dog.:confused:

Oso
06-12-2003, 09:40 PM
see, it's working

I meant FD as in Father Dog, who I have called out with my obscure quote and must be scratching himself somewhere trying to figure it out.

Serpent
06-12-2003, 09:47 PM
Well, maybe, now he knows it's him!

How cool is this - we've got a battle of the uber-geeks going on.

OK, Oso vs FatherDog in a Caged Geek Match.

You each have to submit five totally geek oriented questions. Once answered, we'll decide who is the Uber-Geek. Assuming there's a draw, a panel of judges (the rest of us) will decide who's geekiest based on the answers given.

You guys up for it?

Oso
06-12-2003, 09:50 PM
okay by me. But, red5 is disqualified because he has purportedly gamed with Dave Arneson and that's just not fair.

Oso
06-12-2003, 09:51 PM
so, have I officially gone first with my quote?

if so then I await an answer....

shaolin kungfu
06-12-2003, 09:51 PM
This is gonna be geektacular!!!

Serpent
06-12-2003, 09:52 PM
Put 5 questions together and submit them all at once (that quote will have to be #1, I guess). Then FatherDog can do the same. When you have your answers you can post them together also.

Otherwise it'll be boring as hell for those of us that aren't nearly as geeky as you two! ;)

Oso
06-12-2003, 09:55 PM
ok, but since I'm on my 5th G&T I must ask for a deadline of midnight GMT Saturday the 14th of June.

Oso
06-12-2003, 10:04 PM
keerist on a scateboard, it's 1am here, I'm going to bed.

Serpent
06-12-2003, 10:20 PM
Well, let's make the deadline Monday then. I've got a life, so I only come here between 9am and 5pm Monday to Friday.

:)

rubthebuddha
06-12-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
I've got a life
aye -- ticket lines to stand in, games to GM, plastic lightsabers to play with, figurines to buy ...

serpie is just a busy guy, that's all. :p

Serpent
06-12-2003, 11:30 PM
Hey, it's a life. It ain't a glamourous life or a particularly fulfilling life, but it's a life.

































kinda
:(

rubthebuddha
06-13-2003, 08:52 AM
oh relax. i haven't been to a theatre since the two towers, and before that i think was triple-x (the vin diesel one, not the charlie sheen one :p).

i still haven't even seen nemesis -- i feel like just a geek wannabe. :(

FatherDog
06-13-2003, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by Serpent


You're the sort of guy that turns up to a Star Trek convention and everybody there looks round and says, "Man, who's the geek?!"

Actually, I hate star trek. I'd've gotten even higher if I ever watched it.


Originally posted by Oso
"Stay sane inside Insanity"


Colombia, from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. That's not obscure. :D

David Jamieson
06-13-2003, 09:17 AM
Hey Margie

Thanks for sending the blades so fast, I got em today.
Is this your personal phone number you've included?;)

cheers

GeneChing
06-13-2003, 09:29 AM
np, i gotta give you props. you've taken over this thread to be you private flirt fest with our dear margina. impressive skills, bro. :cool:

Design Sifu
06-13-2003, 09:30 AM
Yeah, yeah...so what? I named 50 comics writers without breaking a sweat! And then one of my buds matched me! And then he sent me a script! And now I'm working on drawing it! And we'll probably submit it to Image!

I'm shocked you didn't list Grant Morrison as Number 23! :eek:

& I would love to check out what your comic art looks like!!!

post some...

MasterKiller
06-13-2003, 09:36 AM
My comic book art (http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs1.html)

Chang Style Novice
06-13-2003, 09:38 AM
"I'm shocked you didn't list Grant Morrison as Number 23!"

Ha! Nice one.

Right now I'm actually working up character designs and stuff. It's not with me at the moment. When I send it to Leonard for his approval, maybe I'll post a sketch sheet.

Please note change of avatar to reflect comic geekitude.

GeneChing
06-13-2003, 09:44 AM
Serpent - are you serious? was there a bronze girls of shaolin? how did i miss that one?

Design Sifu
06-13-2003, 09:49 AM
Great Avatar CSN....

instantly recognised it...

Here's some of my comic art you may find familuar...

MasterKiller
06-13-2003, 09:49 AM
Technically, it's called 18 Bronze Girls of Shaolin circa 1983.

Chang Style Novice
06-13-2003, 09:55 AM
The IMDB doesn't say much about it, I'm afraid. (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0165602)

DS - yeah, that looks familiar. I'm gonna go for a kind of rougher, more cinematic look, in keeping with the tone of the script. A big source of inspiration is Guy Davis' work on Sandman Mystery Theater (http://www.comicbookart.com/davis/davis.htm).

Design Sifu
06-13-2003, 10:24 AM
Guy Davis used to both inspire & infuriate me...

I would alway wonder "how could this guy get a job at DC but not me!!! at least my charactors' faces don't morph from panel to panel!!!" :mad:

Ever read his Marqee comic?

Chang Style Novice
06-13-2003, 10:27 AM
You think his character's faces change? I think they're simply fantastically expressive, myself.

No, I haven't seen much else by him. Nevermen, but that's about it.

Design Sifu
06-13-2003, 10:39 AM
Don't get me wrong, he creats wonderfully expressive charactors... if occasionally "clone like"

there was always a thing about how the eyes related to the rest of the face though... hard to explain & probably a personal reaction to his art...

SMMT was a great book for him... the syle & feel where unmatched...

I sort of dropped of mid run... how did the series wrap up?

I was particularly fond of how that charactor was so revitialized & latter made appearances in Starman as an 80 something year old super heroe, gas-mask & cain.

The when DC launched JSA he was brought back in a wonderful manor...

Chang Style Novice
06-13-2003, 10:47 AM
Well, Matt Wagner dropped out of writing duties, but Steven Seagle did very well moving up from scripting to full writer. Eventually, WWII broke out, and Wesley (having much earlier revealed his secret identity to Dian) asked her to marry him as he prepared to leave and join the anti-nazi resistance. She refused, although she was deeply in love with him because her career as a writer was just taking off and she had to pursue her own destiny, which was bitterly ironic since she had not long before discovered her late mother was a Jew. Anyway, the final issue was a tearful fairwell as Wesley boarded an ocean liner bound for umm...France, I think.

I saw the guest shots in Starman, but I don't know about the JSA stuff - how did that work out?

FatherDog
06-13-2003, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
Guy Davis used to both inspire & infuriate me...

I would alway wonder "how could this guy get a job at DC but not me!!! at least my charactors' faces don't morph from panel to panel!!!" :mad:

If Guy Davis infuriated you, you should probably avoid reading anything by Rob Leifield.

*shudder*

Chang Style Novice
06-13-2003, 10:54 AM
No foolin. I'm not even sure that guy is aware that there's such a thing called "anatomy."

Design Sifu
06-13-2003, 11:33 AM
JSA secret Files:
The story essentially takes place in tibet after Wesley & Diane set out to travel the world. Diane died in India and Wesley begins having his prophetic dreams again.

It's "a gift," I believe, he imparts onto his former side Kick (once known as golden boy or goldie & is now adopting the name Sand). Subject to dream comunications from Wesley he begins to gather the remainding members of the JSA. In the mean time wesly is confronted by the evil MAGE (who will become a Legion of Superheros villian) who is amasing power for some evil sceme. He wants to take the power Wesley derives from his connection to The Dreaming. Defiantly the Sandman leaps from a mountaintop to his glorious death rather than be killed by this Mage.

Sand recieves post mortem comunications from Wesley who can comunicate to him via dreams. The JSA gather for his funeral in time to beging a classic epic battle with the forces of evil and such.

Classic comic style story telling with plenty of tips of the hat to alot of what's happend previously...

Rob Leifield:
I met that ****wad... He claimed to be into martial arts & everything. Said he used his martial know how when laying out battle sequences....

man I wanted to knock his head!!! :mad:

Chang Style Novice
06-13-2003, 11:49 AM
The best looking martial arts I've ever seen in an (American) comic book was when Denys Cowan was drawing The Question. Man, I miss those days.

FatherDog
06-13-2003, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Oso
okay by me. But, red5 is disqualified because he has purportedly gamed with Dave Arneson and that's just not fair.

I've played two different games (one by White Wolf, one by Eden Studios) being GMed by a person that wrote part or all of the main book for that game.

And neither one was at a convention.

M_ArtsMargie
06-13-2003, 03:35 PM
did I miss the geek contest?

Hey. That is not my personal number. Well..that is my direct extension if you need to call customer service. I made sure that order went out the same day i received the response. I know..i'm the bomb. lol...j/p :D

I leave for a while, and already 3 pages. Wow ,,,you guys are good.

M_ArtsMargie
06-13-2003, 03:36 PM
we should spread some words that there is another thread down here.....yup...way down here. lol

chen zhen
06-14-2003, 02:36 AM
Even after a Nuclear holocaust, this thread would continue

shaolin kungfu
06-14-2003, 02:46 AM
Too bad no one would be alive to see it.

chen zhen
06-14-2003, 08:34 AM
Hmm.. that was tricky

shaolin kungfu
06-15-2003, 04:02 AM
This thread was getting dangerously close to the bottom of the page.:eek:

chen zhen
06-15-2003, 07:16 AM
CZ sez:
Keep it gangsta (http://www.papermag.com/paperdaily/culturalsushi/archive02/sushi_oct02/images/jamie_lynn_sigler/sigler06.jpg)

David Jamieson
06-15-2003, 08:53 AM
Happy Fathers day to all you Dad's on the forum.

Hope you enjoy your pancakes that the kid(s) made. :D

cheers

chen zhen
06-15-2003, 09:00 AM
Is it fathers day?

shaolin kungfu
06-15-2003, 09:01 AM
Yup.

Serpent
06-15-2003, 06:48 PM
Gene - indeed there is. See MK's post.

"You cannot defeat our Bronze Girl Style!"

Check it out.

CSN - great avatar!

norther practitioner
06-16-2003, 07:54 AM
Gene, was there ever a doubt that I would....:D I've got game, what can I say....

Gene + margie..... How was the sale, get rid of a lot of the clutter?

Margie, good weekend?

norther practitioner
06-16-2003, 08:23 AM
Even after a Nuclear holocaust, this thread would continue

Was there a doubt?


did I miss the geek contest?

Margie, I'm sorry, but I think the geek contest is an ongoing thing around here sometimes :rolleyes: .....
Just joking guys.... although all this comic book stuff reminds me of chasing amy for some reason...

Chang Style Novice
06-16-2003, 08:26 AM
I am an INKER! Not a TRACER!

MasterKiller
06-16-2003, 08:27 AM
Just kiss Serpent and get it over with, already.

norther practitioner
06-16-2003, 08:30 AM
I am an INKER! Not a TRACER!

See what I'm sayin'
:D

Shaolin-Do
06-16-2003, 08:43 AM
I am going to create a monopoly on the economy and take over the world.
NP- if you take yourself some acright ("act - right" for the ibonics impaired) I may be nice and give you britain. Or some other cloudy country no one wants.
:D

norther practitioner
06-16-2003, 09:17 AM
) I may be nice and give you britain.

So long as I get there weapons to play with.....:D

Shaolin-Do
06-16-2003, 09:25 AM
What weapons?
You mean new ones?
Or old ones?
If You own the country Im sure you can play with just about anything you want...
:cool:

GeneChing
06-16-2003, 09:29 AM
You'll have to ask Margie for the details since I wasn't there (and if that's not a good set up for you, np, I don't know what is...)

GeneChing
06-16-2003, 10:04 AM
did I miss the geek contest?

What a slam dunk by the got qi queen. Nothing like a hottie to take the wind our of comic geek sails.

Gotta see the bronze girls of shaolin. It sounds inspirational. ;)

Shaolin-Do
06-16-2003, 10:08 AM
Sounds like sexy tanned wimmins with nice abs.
mmmmm.............................

shaolin kungfu
06-16-2003, 10:09 AM
You want sexy wimmins? Go to the other related arts board!:D

norther practitioner
06-16-2003, 10:12 AM
SD...
Planes and Tanks and stuff....


Gene... I wasn't going to say it...

Isn't it 18 bronze women of Shaolin....

If so, I've only seen a few segments.. but I'll add it to the collection.

PHILBERT
06-16-2003, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
...Just joking guys.... although all this comic book stuff reminds me of chasing amy for some reason...

Minus the hot, blonde lesbian, and Ben Affleck.









Oh and Jay and Silent Bob. Gotta have Jay and Silent Bob.

Design Sifu
06-16-2003, 01:11 PM
Well Silent Bob's obviously on the board but doesn't post . . .

As for JAY, well we might as well have a poll to determine what name Jay is post under . . .

here's my guess (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=7658)

:p :cool: :p

norther practitioner
06-16-2003, 01:17 PM
nah, Gene doesn't blabber on like Jay, my vote goes for this guy.... here (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=11476)


:D

Shaolin-Do
06-16-2003, 01:18 PM
I liked jay and silent bob, until "Jay and silent bob strike back" came out. If theres one thing potheads dont need, its crap like that. I hate the misrepresentation of potheads, cause it makes sh!t harder for me. The only stereotypes that hold true are the loss of short term memory, and the munchies. Half baked was good, bongwater is hilarious, but Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was a cinematic accident, so stupid I couldnt laugh but rather shook my head most of the time.
Hot blonde lesbians are cool, but hot blonde bisexual beeyotches cooler, and hot blonde bisexuals with hot blonde bisexual friends are the best thing in the world.
:)
Actually they dont have to be blonde, so long as sexy and bisexual.

norther practitioner
06-16-2003, 01:20 PM
Thanks SD, I think you just helped my argument.

Chang Style Novice
06-16-2003, 01:22 PM
No kidding. I hope someday SD gets tired of gassing on about pot. I hope someday SOON.

Shaolin-Do
06-16-2003, 01:29 PM
mmm....
Pot, music, food, kung fu, sex - In no particular order. I can talk of these things all day and all night.
Oh yeah, i f*ckin love to sleep too.
:)

MasterKiller
06-16-2003, 01:34 PM
I can talk of these things all day and all night.

Really? We hadn't noticed.....

Chang Style Novice
06-16-2003, 01:36 PM
Hey, I'm as offtopic and logorheaic as the next guy. I'm just saying switch it up a little.

Chang Style Novice
06-16-2003, 02:12 PM
And on the topic of offtopic Frank Gehry Rocks! (http://www.greatbuildings.com/cgi-bin/gbi.cgi/Guggenheim_Bilbao.html/cid_bilbao_004.gbi)

Sorry, excuse me.

Frank Gehry's chairs rock! (http://www.netropolitan.org/gehry/chair.html)

norther practitioner
06-16-2003, 02:28 PM
Gene, it does always make things easier having the wing man...lol :D

M_ArtsMargie
06-16-2003, 04:08 PM
liked jay and silent bob, until "Jay and silent bob strike back" came out. If theres one thing potheads dont need, its crap like that. I hate the misrepresentation of potheads, cause it makes sh!t harder for me.

I kind of understand where you are coming from. But the movie wasn't really about smoking pot. It was about a mission to stop a movie. They rarely smoked weed in the movie. Besides, not all potheads act like that. Jay and Silent bob are recognized as losers. I say losers becuase they dont work, but stand in front of a liquer store all day, or at a mall. That does not pertain to pot heads. It pertains to losers. Hec...there not even failures. At least failures try. ok..now i'm babbaling. My point is, this movie represents two men that have nothing going for them, so they have the time to go and stop this movie from being made, so that internet freaks dont mock them. Not only are they potheads, but they are losers. And they are funny as hec.

M_ArtsMargie
06-16-2003, 04:10 PM
The sale went very well. Alot of people.

Gene***Andy was trying to auction me off for a date to those who spent over 1000 dollars. :D I told him i better get something out of it. lol

PHILBERT
06-16-2003, 04:36 PM
Hey Margie, have you ever read the Clerks comic series? It was written by Kevin Smith. Funny stuff.

rubthebuddha
06-16-2003, 04:40 PM
i still like randall best.

"hermaphroditic sex? chicks with ****s that put mine to shame!"

PHILBERT
06-16-2003, 04:47 PM
Or the entire sucking your own self off.

"Every guy has tried to suck his own..."

"I'd never reach it."

"Excuse me?"

"I said I'd never reach it. It's too short, I couldn't reach it."

"You tried to suck your own ****? You sick ****."

Or the line (cant remember if it was from Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back or the comic) "You 2 better get out of here now. I just called the cops and said you threatened me because I wouldn't sell you pre-legal Traci Lords porno videos."

Serpent
06-16-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by MasterKiller
Just kiss Serpent and get it over with, already.

What? Who?

I'm getting kissed?!

Woohoo!

Design Sifu
06-16-2003, 05:16 PM
Keep in mind the movie they intend to stop is one based on a comic based on THEM . . .

it's all about them protecting their reputation... a much need comodity if your a drug dealer (as they are)
or a comic book charactor as well!

Also for those of you who don't already know there is an actual Bluntman & Chronic (http://shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/blunchrongra.html) comic as well as a Jay & Silent Bob (http://shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/jayandsilbob2.html) comic that featured their adventures with the APE!!! (http://www.newsaskew.com/va5/mysterio4.jpg)

Serpent
06-16-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
The sale went very well. Alot of people.

Gene***Andy was trying to auction me off for a date to those who spent over 1000 dollars. :D I told him i better get something out of it. lol

Oh, I bet you'd have got something!

:D

David Jamieson
06-17-2003, 05:27 AM
*bink* ttt

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 08:14 AM
"That does not pertain to pot heads. It pertains to losers"

Maaaaany people cannot distinguish between these when watching Jay and Silent Bob. Is the way people work. "Hey jay and Silent bob are potheads. Jay and Silent bob are losers. Hey, that means all potheads must act like this cause Im an ignant ass american."

I talk about ALL kinds of sh!t on here. Just get more vocal when something is to be said bout pot. :)

All in all, id have to say I love the series up to that point. Jay and Silent bob was CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP! It wasnt even funny, it was just stupid. and A POTHEAD is calling it stupid.

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 08:17 AM
Sorry, wasnt finished.
had to go help the boss.
Yes, pothead calling it stupid, the same people who are supposed to sit and laugh in mindless idiocy throughout the whole movie.
But wait, it wasnt comedy. It was pure, unbridled stupidity. Stupid sh!t is funny on *******, jay and silent bob should have stuck with the "clerk" series.

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 08:21 AM
I think SD has got a burr in his britches over this one. You'd think a guy who loves lipstick lesbians would at least give props to Kevin Smith for including a gang of hot lesbian diamond thieves in the movie.

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 08:29 AM
Never commented the quality of the beyotches. Love them. :)
Of course the lesbian diamond thieves are good, but bisexual thieves would be better :)

But hell yeah I got a burr in my britches over that one. Its like people doing the SD forms wrong. Makes the rest of us look bad, and I gotta defend it. Im about to start a san antonio chapter of NORML, seriously. For those of you who dont know, NORML is the North American Organization for Reform of Marijuana Law.
Long name for a bunch of stoners, eh? I guess Ill just be defending SD and Potheads till I die.... :)
Anyhow, Im acting like Ive got a doctors appt. so Im out.
Peace!
SD
bbl

GeneChing
06-17-2003, 09:30 AM
np - i got yo back. ;)

mam - that's funny. gotta love Andy sometimes. anyone get in the ballpark?

sp - think about it, $1000 of gear and a date with Margie. Do the other comapnies offer such service? ;)

Design Sifu
06-17-2003, 09:35 AM
It's funny 'causa I never quite saw J&SBSB as a stoner movie ala Cheech & Chong...

it seemed to me more of a spoof on hollywood, comics & internet culture all of which Kevin Smith owes his fame to. The 2 major Pot jokes I recall in the movie was the whole Scooby Do duby snacks gag (if you've ever seen the DVD version whoa!!!:eek: talk about a lipstick scene)... then there was the Bong-saber battle...
oh yeah & then the drug dealer's union gag.

There where a heck of alot more comic/internet/movie gags in the film...

Not the best of KS's films but still pretty fun.

GeneChing
06-17-2003, 09:41 AM
I can't beleive you guys are talking about comics again! Didn't Margie stop you all with the geek comment earlier? Comic addicts - incorrigible ;) You have no idea how to work a got qi girl.

AS for the drug discussion, that's a different matter.

Design Sifu
06-17-2003, 09:54 AM
you may not have noticed Gene... but comics are now "cool"

And Hot (http://www.dynamicforces.com/images/ad_amos.jpg) Babes (http://www.dynamicforces.com/images/ad_madonna.jpg) read 'em (http://www.dynamicforces.com/images/ad_pinkett_smith.jpg) too!!!

besides I've got my own personal Got Qi girl & she reads 'em as well :p

norther practitioner
06-17-2003, 11:30 AM
Don't you guys have a thread in one of the other forums for this comic crap....
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was funny, not Kevin Smith's funniest, however, still funny, guess you couldn't be too retarded when you saw it...

Clerks was better
:D


Anyone rent the unrated Old School yet?

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 11:34 AM
you may not have noticed Gene... but comics are now "cool"

And Hot Babes read 'em too!!!

besides I've got my own personal Got Qi girl & she reads 'em as well

Hot women who read comics still won't date men who read comics.

norther practitioner
06-17-2003, 11:40 AM
Hot women who read comics still won't date men who read comics.

Word!:D

David Jamieson
06-17-2003, 11:45 AM
saw old school the other night.

it's ok, will ferrel is pretty funny in it as a washed up highschool footballer who hasn't grown up.

It's kinda like a toned down version of animal house in some ways, but pretty funny.

cheers

norther practitioner
06-17-2003, 11:55 AM
Hmm, I knew I should have gotten a flight out to the Bay area this weekend...:D
Gene, I'd offer to reciprocate, but your wife might object if you even met some of my female friends.....lol

Serp.... Where would you have started the bidding?

Design Sifu
06-17-2003, 12:19 PM
Hot women who read comics still won't date men who read comics.

What do I care . . .

that's like saying hot women who listen to Ska won't date guys who listen to ska...

If you think what you read will or will not get you a date you're in trouble already.

Chang Style Novice
06-17-2003, 12:19 PM
Well, the best movie about stoners is of course The Big Lebowski. Nothing else comes within an acre of high-grade humboldt county skunk.

Kevin Smith is a tolerable writer, but has no idea how to direct. He probably thinks "Mise-en-Scène" is how Jar-Jar Binks pronounces "I'm insane."

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 12:22 PM
Kevin Smith is a tolerable writer
pshaw....he's heavy handed, pedantic, and transparent. His direction is even worse.

Chang Style Novice
06-17-2003, 12:24 PM
All true - but he gets some nice wisecracks in now and again. So, tolerable. Okay, almost tolerable.

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 12:27 PM
If you think what you read will or will not get you a date you're in trouble already.

Uh, I beg to differ. The quality of books you read directly corresponds to class of the women you can bag.

Even ugly guys who quote Nietzche can bang pretty intellectual girls all day long. Good-looking guys who quote Spiderman can bang other good-looking guys who quote Spiderman all day long.
:D

Design Sifu
06-17-2003, 12:31 PM
the Trouble is that you still "quoting" some-one else...

Gawd... the thought of trying to date a girl who's into Nietzche makes me shudder . . .

soon enough she'll be expecting me to be some sort of . . .ah . . .

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:cool:

Chang Style Novice
06-17-2003, 12:34 PM
I just started Nabakov's Pale Fire for an online book club. I hope this means things start improving soon.

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 12:38 PM
Pale Fire is good. Lolita is better. Widely considered the greatest novel of the 20th century, and rightly so, Lolita is perhaps more inter-textual, but comes out as a scathing look at American pop culture. A must read.

DS,

Better to be dead and uber, than alive an un-uber....

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 12:39 PM
I dont quote sh!t and I bang hot girls. :)
They like the way I work it....
....
no diggity.

:D


Playin musical instruments has probably gotten me more azz than all of my other skills combined.

Chang Style Novice
06-17-2003, 12:41 PM
Yeah, but a lot of the book club people have done Lolita to death (no sick, nasty pun intended), so we decided on one they weren't so tired of. Anyway, it's my first dance with ol' Vlad, and I'm enjoying it immensely so far.

Design Sifu
06-17-2003, 12:43 PM
Better to be dead and uber, than alive an un-uber....

So what does say about your current aliveness??? :p

& I think Shaolin Do may actually have a point...

the right musical instrument will trump ANY quotation...

of course quoting ANYthing while playing an instrument will trump just about anything...

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 12:43 PM
More like 18 - 22 beauties :)
Never gone above that... Wouldnt mind doin a mom tho.... Only a hot one tho. Shed have to be Hella MILF.

Chang Style Novice
06-17-2003, 12:44 PM
My attempts to pick up hotties while jamming on accordion and jew's-harp haven't worked out so well, actually.

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 12:46 PM
Nah, Singing while you play (esp. guitar or piano) is like panty lube 2000. They slip right off afterwards usually... Sometimes a little alcohol is needed... Sometimes I should have never hit the liquor to begin with.
**** the beer vision.....
:D

Design Sifu
06-17-2003, 12:48 PM
Do you have any idea how many beautiful women will undress upon the offer to do a pencil portrait of them?

I tell you, it got me through Art School and I didn't have to quote Nietzche, Spiderman, the Bible OR the Kama Sutra

:p

PS: I'm talking about the RIGHT musicial instrument . . .

A Tuba won't get you to far either...

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 12:49 PM
So what does say about your current aliveness???

Alive and uber beats them all.


Do you have any idea how many beautiful women will undress upon the offer to do a pencil portrait of them?

I tell you, it got me through Art School and I didn't have to quote Nietzche, Spiderman, the Bible OR the Kama Sutra

Back to the point. Next time, tell them you want them to strip so you can model your a comic book character after them. Don't think they'll bite on that one, which was my original point.

Chicks dig guys who they feel have an intellectual edge over the other bums that they blow on Saturday nights. Musicians, writers, painters, etc... as far as chicks are concerned, smart is sexy.

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 12:51 PM
I bet fat chicks dig tuba players.
Could probably get a broad with braces and pimples playin the oboe.
:D

Chang Style Novice
06-17-2003, 12:54 PM
Just in case GH - uh, I mean MK - is interested, here's a link to the book club thread at Peoples Forum:

http://peoplesforum.com/cgi-bin/forum?14@@.3eb54645.3eb54638/0

If that doesn't work, go to Peoplesforum.com, then click on Member Folders, then Reading Room Rumpus, then Book Club Rumpus: Pale Fire.

And if you aren't MK, but are interested, that's okily dokily too.

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 12:56 PM
Cool.

Chang Style Novice
06-17-2003, 12:59 PM
We'd be glad to have you. Our clique has gotten a little claustrophobic lately, and we need new perspectives to liven things up.

We've also got very active and entertaining music and movies folders over there.

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 01:03 PM
I have the devastating ability to crush small buildings with a re-calibrated Ice maker. I often make entire bridges out of popsickle sticks as well.

Chang Style Novice
06-17-2003, 01:03 PM
Meanwhile, on a completely different subject... (http://peoplesforum.com/cgi-bin/forum?233@@.1df399d8/1839!enclosure=.3eb54779)

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 01:09 PM
lofl...I think I want to use that as my avatar.

norther practitioner
06-17-2003, 01:15 PM
There is something to be said for MILFs.... but remember, there is a chance (well in some of our cases) that we'll be with a mom for a good chunk of our lives, so why not just wait....lol

My recent demographic has spanned 17 years.... which is sort of scarey, but keeps a man busy...lol

:D

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 01:17 PM
I have too many morals to stray below 18 and love firm tits too much to go much above 22 :)

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 01:18 PM
Edit : a belly button is not very complimentary when between nipples.

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 01:19 PM
I have too many morals to stray below 18 and love firm tits too much to go much above 22

Don't plan on getting much poot-nanny after the age of 28 or so, do you, SD? :D

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 01:25 PM
Remember, Im movin towards music for $ MK :) I plan on just stickin with the 20-24 till Im like 45 or so.
hehehehhee
:eek:
:D

Design Sifu
06-17-2003, 01:26 PM
Chicks dig guys who they feel have an intellectual edge over the other bums that they blow on Saturday nights. Musicians, writers, painters, etc... as far as chicks are concerned, smart is sexy.

That may sound fine when speaking in broad strokes especially if you're into chicks that blow bums on Saturday nights...

But getting back to my original point. You've got trouble if you're going to base your dating solely on your "intellectual edge"... sure it may get you laid (depending on the "chick"). But intellect does not a whole person make.

besides... I think you've got a MAD-on for comics because Magneto beat Darth Maul (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23150). . . . :p

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 01:28 PM
besides... I think you've got a MAD-on for comics because Magneto beat Darth Maul. . . .

D@mn....that was just flat cold, DS. :(

I didn't think we we're getting personal and shlt. ;)


especially if you're into chicks that blow bums on Saturday nights...

Don't most girls blow some bum on Saturday nights? I mean, they're all not able to blow me.

Shaolin-Do
06-17-2003, 01:32 PM
Ill dong a dumb broad but never date one. Err... Date but not "be with" what not... Only dong the broad if its first established that its just that.
hehehe....
I read comics on occasion. Doesnt hamper my ass getting. Watch anime with broads on occasion too, and beleive me, that doesnt help at all.
Err... mostly. Wimmins who like anime are a diamond in the rough.

Chang Style Novice
06-17-2003, 01:32 PM
Dr. Charles Kinbote would choke out Magneto and Darth Maul simultaneously.

MasterKiller
06-17-2003, 01:34 PM
Wimmins who like anime are a diamond in the rough.

True that. Cut away the extra 200 lbs or so, and you'll have quite an exquisite creature.

Kristoffer
06-17-2003, 02:18 PM
OH **** ME THIS THREAD IS L-MOST UP 2 4000!!!! :eek:


BTW, wimmin who r in to anime and/or MA are true "diamond in the rough"

norther practitioner
06-17-2003, 02:20 PM
SD, I don't know how true to your guns you are staying if you can't find a college aged girl whos cute and like anime....
I err, know a few
:D

norther practitioner
06-17-2003, 02:20 PM
I have too many morals to stray below 18

who said anything about that
:confused:

rubthebuddha
06-17-2003, 03:07 PM
quick to deny that which he wasn't even accused of, wasn't he? :D

Design Sifu
06-17-2003, 03:09 PM
LOL---or trying not to ;)

I'm sorry MasterKiller...
but with that intellectual edge you where demonstrating I had to fight dirty . . . ;)




Don't most girls blow some bum on Saturday nights? I mean, they're all not able to blow me.

this is true . . . at least untill you can be in 2 places at once... at which point there will be plenty of . . .er, Bummed BUMS...

norther practitioner
06-17-2003, 03:15 PM
quick to deny that which he wasn't even accused of, wasn't he?
**** right he was...

SD, anything you want to share, it's ok man, she looked 18 at least...... right

rubthebuddha
06-17-2003, 03:21 PM
"if a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. if a woman tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's **** near 40 ..."

ah, and i think this is the honorable 4000th post. happy to put a chris rock reference in for it. :D

norther practitioner
06-17-2003, 03:27 PM
I was just looking that one up....lol:D

rubthebuddha
06-17-2003, 03:30 PM
np -- you and i are but channels for a greater cause. i got it sooner simply because i knew the quote by heart.

M_ArtsMargie
06-17-2003, 04:13 PM
in regards to Lolita, that was an excellent book.

Does any one here know what a women really wants? Try asking.
Girls dont dig guys who are too easy. Meaning, dont be calling every day and every second.

M_ArtsMargie
06-17-2003, 04:15 PM
and me personally, dont dig any kind of musicians. Meaning, folks that play in a band. Just a person opinion that i'll think i will keep to myself