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Kristoffer
06-26-2003, 10:18 AM
LOL

Gene pimp in action

norther practitioner
06-26-2003, 10:21 AM
Gene, where are your gentlemanly manners... go help her. :D

JP, July/Aug has been out for almost a month already...

As far as subscriptions go, I'd extend mine, but I think I've only got 1 issue without having to pm or call Margie... hardly worth the convienence of the price break.

norther practitioner
06-26-2003, 10:58 AM
I just thought they'd make a nice addition to the got qi girl family... plus they're very talanted wushu practioners.:D

MasterKiller
06-26-2003, 11:10 AM
NP, next time you have a problem, ask Raymond Carver (http://www.theonion.com/onion3924/ask_raymond_carver.html)

(unless you know who Raymond Carver was, this column makes no sense).

norther practitioner
06-26-2003, 11:21 AM
Yeah, I know that one.. always just random babble, funny none the less. I guess it is like a lot of these SD posts but actually amusing.

Design Sifu
06-26-2003, 03:41 PM
We should get that guy to post here . . .

might help bring us back on topic...

norther practitioner
06-26-2003, 03:56 PM
TO
TO
TOP
TOP-IC


(Runs away confused)

you are posting this on the talk to the got chi girls thread....lol... did it ever really have topic, other than trying to impress Margie?

rubthebuddha
06-26-2003, 04:48 PM
there was that time when eulerfan frequented. watching serpent and the gang try to woo her was pretty on topic.

M_ArtsMargie
06-26-2003, 04:51 PM
This thread is for all of you. my gift to you. lol:D

Serpent
06-26-2003, 05:25 PM
Hey, me and euler were a virtual item! ;)

Gene, Margie - Whipping, eh? About time we got back to that kinda action!

:D

Xebsball
06-26-2003, 07:54 PM
Serpent... march with me, this one last time...
you know the words

(sings first part)

:o
"The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
got to keep the loonies on the path"...

Serpent
06-26-2003, 09:05 PM
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.


:)

Xebsball
06-26-2003, 09:08 PM
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
and if there is no room upon the hill
and if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Serpent
06-26-2003, 09:15 PM
The lunatic is in my head.
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

Xebsball
06-26-2003, 09:18 PM
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
you shout and no one seems to hear
and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Serpent
06-26-2003, 09:23 PM
"I can't think of anything to say except...
I think it's marvelous! HaHaHa!"



:D

Xebsball
06-26-2003, 09:26 PM
All that you touch and all that you see
all that you taste, all you feel
and all that you love and all that you hate
all you distrust, all you save
and all that you give and all that you deal
and all that you buy, beg, borrow or steal
and all you create and all you destroy

(now you do the final honors Serpent dude :) while i goto sleep and to a test tomorrow afternoon)

Serpent
06-26-2003, 10:05 PM
All that you do
All that you say.
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight.
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."



:) Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Shaolin-Do
06-26-2003, 11:36 PM
How cute.
...
...



....
......
...
..........
:confused:
...
......
:confused:

Xebsball
06-27-2003, 06:49 AM
:D

praised be the lord (http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a127)

god bless ya (http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a127_005c.jpg)

we be sheeps of Jesus' cattle (http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a127_002.jpg)

chen zhen
06-27-2003, 06:54 AM
It's not exactly smart getting chicks by getting cruxified.
:D

MasterKiller
06-27-2003, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
We should get that guy to post here . . .

might help bring us back on topic...
Carver's dead, DS. He was a seminal American writer, but the only people that really know who he was are English majors and writers.

In terms you can understand, Raymond Carver did for the American short-story genre what Frank Miller did for Batman.;)

Judge Pen
06-27-2003, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by MasterKiller

Carver's dead, DS. He was a seminal American writer, but the only people that really know who he was are English majors and writers.

In terms you can understand, Raymond Carver did for the American short-story genre what Frank Miller did for Batman.;)

Thanks for speaking our language. :)

GeneChing
06-27-2003, 08:57 AM
They've been scheduled to do a shoot with us the next opportunity we all get. They are very talented young ladies, those two. Actually, they train at the same school I do now. And they were training at the same trapeze school as my daughter.

GeneChing
06-27-2003, 09:20 AM
When we can't get a rise out of
Gene, Margie - Whipping, eh? About time we got back to that kinda action! it may be time to put the got qi? thread to rest. Viagra anyone?:p

norther practitioner
06-27-2003, 10:05 AM
That would be affirmative captain.

:D

norther practitioner
06-27-2003, 10:23 AM
it may be time to put the got qi? thread to rest.
:rolleyes:
I really doubt that will happen any time soon.

Design Sifu
06-27-2003, 10:28 AM
weren't we talking about sea monsters a few pages back? (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/71752/catrig1.jpg)

rubthebuddha
06-27-2003, 10:55 AM
reminds me of an exgirlfriend. she gets all catty sometimes.

norther practitioner
06-27-2003, 11:27 AM
Viagra anyone?
Don't show your age Gene....:p

I've gotten looks from an ex that'd be comparitive to those beams coming out the eyes...lol

and we have to remember our roots....

This all got started by margie... ryu asking about hotdogs, rtb talking about soup, and getting his buddha rubbed....

rubthebuddha
06-27-2003, 12:05 PM
me getting my buddhas rubbed is indeed the alpha and the omega.

Design Sifu
06-27-2003, 12:36 PM
me getting my buddhas rubbed is indeed the alpha and the omega.

the in & the out?

Shaolin-Do
06-27-2003, 12:38 PM
Getting your buddhas rubbed eh??
hmm...
I am still very sleepy...

Design Sifu
06-27-2003, 12:50 PM
and what DID Frank Miller do for Batman eh?

And so what if the guy's dead, it's not like we need quality posts here . . .

MasterKiller
06-27-2003, 01:01 PM
and what DID Frank Miller do for Batman eh? Besides resuscitate the series, redevelop the character, and create a new generation of followers??? Nothing, I guess...

norther practitioner
06-27-2003, 01:10 PM
And so what if the guy's dead, it's not like we need quality posts here .

Ever so apparent in the whole comic art debacle...:eek:
:p

not that I should talk, I've debated the same thing over cereal box art....:D

Chang Style Novice
06-27-2003, 01:29 PM
Not to diminish Raymond Carver's achievements, but is he really as important to American short stories as Miller is to Batman? Mostly, I mean the bar set for Batman was pretty low, and American short stories already had Poe, Twain, O'Conner, Brautigan, Cheever, etc.

MasterKiller
06-27-2003, 01:37 PM
Most critics and writers will easily agree that Carver is the best short-story writer of the 20th Century. I would add Post WW-I to that, because really, literature changed dramatically after that anyway, but I'm comfortable enough with Carver's work to say 20th Century myself.

Most people get caught up in his minimalism, and either love it or hate it. But, really, what he's writing about is how wounded people relate to one another, which is something everyone should be able to relate to.

Cheever is good, but a bit full of himself at times. And while I like O'conner, there is only so many times I can stand being hit on the head with a Bible.

norther practitioner
06-27-2003, 01:43 PM
And while I like O'conner, there is only so many times I can stand being hit on the head with a Bible.

I think I've read maybe 100 words of O'Conners.. then I came to that conclusion.. great writer however.

Chang Style Novice
06-27-2003, 02:06 PM
Like I say - not to diminish Carver's achievements. But as I understand it, the short story itself is more or less a home grown american artform that later caught on elsewhere. He definitely brought something new and important to it, and did so with amazing craft and artistry (not the same thing, btw.) However, there was already very high quality work being done in short stroies before he arrived*. I don't know if one can say the same of Miller and Batman. Well, maybe a few isolated cases of real art, but most Batman stories before tDKR (and most after, too) are just greasy kidstuff.

That's why when I want to defend comics as literature (or art, or most likely of all some hybrid of the two) I don't go to the superheroes - I go to Berlin, Maus, American Splendor, etc.

* would you consider Faulkner and Hemingway contemporary to Carver? I think a lot of folks would choose them for the #1 spot. Although they're novels are better known than their short works, mostly.

rubthebuddha
06-27-2003, 02:19 PM
design -- alpha and omega are the first and last letters in the greek alphabet. the statement is blasphemously taken from a quote of God, who said "i am the alpha and omega, the beginning and end."

basically, i meant that everything starts, and ends, with me getting my buddhas rubbed.

now for those new to this sandbox or those who weren't paying attention a while back, i have two main buddhas -- a shaved head and a strong tummy, respectively called north and south. a deep-south buddha also exists, but that's not meant for public display or demonstration. ;)

M_ArtsMargie
06-27-2003, 05:03 PM
***there was lots of whipping. :D

**Gene is bad! :p j/p

Xebsball
06-27-2003, 06:05 PM
Like i seen on this humoristic tv show weeks ago, a woman with a t-shirt:
"Knock before entering"

:D :D :D

Xebsball
06-27-2003, 06:35 PM
yo now i remember, 3 days ago i broke my hold breath record (posted this on qigong forum too)

evolution line
13 -> 20 -> 35 ->

aaaaaaand now...

50 seconds!!
:D :D :D :D :D

Shaolin-Do
06-28-2003, 03:48 AM
***there was lots of whipping.

**Gene is bad! j/p


Interesting thwen thats the first thing you read.

Anyhoo.... .... ... ....
Yes.. ....
err....
Go...
I think im going to eat and go to bed, Im rightly talking to myself on the d@mned forum.
Bah.
Goodnight.
:)
SD
:D

SevenStar
06-28-2003, 05:10 AM
whips? I didn't know Gene was into that stuff...

M_ArtsMargie
06-28-2003, 02:14 PM
Seven Star**There is alot you dont know about Gene. And I am still learning.

chen zhen
06-28-2003, 02:55 PM
G calls himself pimp-daddy.
True story.

Shaolin-Do
06-28-2003, 05:00 PM
Gene also calls himself "Don Juan, ruler of 1000 virgins"
in fact, gene calls himself a lot of things.



:)

David Jamieson
06-29-2003, 04:22 PM
*boink* ttt, almost slipped off the page!

xebs-

50 seconds? Uh, I think the average is closer to 2 minutes.
You gots ta hang on man! :D

cheers

Xebsball
06-29-2003, 05:58 PM
god dammmit son, you makin fun of an asthmatic man now?!? :mad:
pizz me off

actually the world record is like 4 mins, good swimming dudes will do like 2 mins, avereage dudes do less than 1 min.
peace :D

Xebsball
06-29-2003, 06:22 PM
You heard me, the... WORLD is my hostage

.38 at his head

http://www.team-fu.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=29&t=66

Serpent
06-29-2003, 06:46 PM
For the love of all that's sordid, can we please get back to the spanking!

Xebsball
06-29-2003, 06:54 PM
i dont think you realise you too are part of...

THE WORLD

(quit beatching, read the link on my previous post)

FatherDog
06-29-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
> Merel is Johnny Cash's beyotch.

No way! J.C. was never in jail, legends to the contrary. But I wouldn't want to have to choose between my M.H. records and my J.C. records for sheezzy my neezzy.

Yes, but Johnny Cash burned down a national park while tripping on mescaline. That's got to count for something.

Anyway...

So today, I got up at 8, went to Prestwick Airport, which IS the airport in GTA:Vice City. While flying to Stanstead, I looked out and saw a crop formation: 5 pointed star inside a pentagon. This is just after the pilot's name is announced as "Dragon Ostovich", causing me to think of "Illuminatus!", which I'd just reread.

So I go from Stanstead to Heathrow, get chosen for a random security check where they fondle my luggage, spend another 7 hours in the air, and then walk past an airport security guard with stigmata on my way out of the Philly airport.

It's been a weird day.

Surferdude
06-30-2003, 08:47 AM
:confused: :confused: :eek: :confused: :confused:

GeneChing
06-30-2003, 09:48 AM
we'll get them some day....
soon hopefully.

Xebsball
06-30-2003, 09:55 AM
yo, my post about Jesus doing it for the chicks had been edited, i see it now, but got it fixed, so lemme say it again

god bless ya (http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a127_005cjpg)

no mather how hard u try, you cant stop us now

remember, when you edit some dudes post - he will find out
remember, when you edit some dudes post - he will fix it as many times as necessary
remember, when you edit some dudes post - that he will come back as many as necessary
remember, when you edit some dudes post - that he might multiplicate worse than cancer cos he can have as many emails, ips and usernames as he want
got it, Mr. Post Editor?
:cool:

remember, im everywhere

Kristoffer
06-30-2003, 11:09 AM
I hate ppl who edit threads hate it hate it

I'll pull a brazilian on you *****

norther practitioner
06-30-2003, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by Kristoffer
I hate ppl who edit threads hate it hate it

I'll pull a brazilian on you *****

Someone delete some of your girls Kristoffer?:D

Shaolin-Do
06-30-2003, 11:29 AM
"where they fondle my luggage,"
You could press charges for that... :rolleyes:
Does sound like a wierd day.You sure you dont smoke? Sounds like some sh!t that would happen the day I eat a half ounce of hash or something.
:)

M_ArtsMargie
06-30-2003, 03:26 PM
hey guys****now what is going on?

Xebsball***what is going on with you? u alright?

Chang Style Novice
06-30-2003, 03:28 PM
I'm up for a job as classical music buyer at the local Tower Records. This is the coolest job I've applied for all year, and there's a decent chance I'll get it.

M_ArtsMargie
06-30-2003, 03:29 PM
gene***I wish that you would have met my friend. Everyone thought she was really pretty . I brought her in one day..but you and kevin had already left. "boo" She kind of has a "victoria secret" look do her. Dark hair, and blue eyes. i'm sure you all know what i'm talking about!

norther practitioner
06-30-2003, 03:30 PM
That sounds cool CSN....
I didn't know you were that versed in classical.

I'm thinking of picking up a part time job as a bouncer or something.

Chang Style Novice
06-30-2003, 03:31 PM
Just enough to fake it pretty good - it's a low paying job, so the competition is kinda thin. Most of the buying is done by corporate, anyway.

M_ArtsMargie
06-30-2003, 03:32 PM
np**watch out for all the drunk women:D

norther practitioner
06-30-2003, 03:35 PM
. Most of the buying is done by corporate, anyway.

Thats what I figured... but good hook up on lots of music, plus it will help you get better versed....

Margie...
well, why else would I do such a thing except to watch the drunk women.. oh wait watch out for.. right.:D

norther practitioner
06-30-2003, 03:41 PM
Hey I stopped getting those catalogues years ago, however I'll be the first to admit that I had gotten them all through college. The name read the femalized version of my own...

Anyone start making plans for the 4th yet? We're throwing a big ol bbq at my friends house up in the foothills just outside the city. Great place to watch all of the fireworks displays.:D

Xebsball
06-30-2003, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Xebsball***what is going on with you? u alright?

On short answer (not being rude),
im never alright and im too tired to type the long asnwer tonight

Serpent
06-30-2003, 10:19 PM
Xebby - you gotta take your stuff in hand and make the future that you want for yourself. If you can't DO it right now, at least make plans so that at some point you can do it.

And remember, sh!t happens all the time. It ain't gonna stop. What defines you is how you deal with it and rise above it.

M_ArtsMargie
07-01-2003, 09:04 AM
Serpent***I totally agree with you!

M_ArtsMargie
07-01-2003, 09:05 AM
I am not doing anything on the 4th of July! No plans. no friends:(

norther practitioner
07-01-2003, 09:35 AM
I am not doing anything on the 4th of July! No plans. no friends

Oh, why not go visit your one friend up in Fresno? And I find that no friends thing hard to believe....:D

We're organizing our trip up to Wyoming right now to pick up fireworks.

Oh, and hey, you'd always be invited to our bbq, however the 1000+ miles in between could cause a problem.

Serpent
07-01-2003, 04:52 PM
Great.

Now, how about a spankin'?

Judge Pen
07-02-2003, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Serpent
Great.

Now, how about a spankin'?

:D I'm reminded of a very appropriate quote from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail.'

rubthebuddha
07-02-2003, 08:37 AM
actually, it should remind you from something back on ... say ... page 40-something?

GeneChing
07-02-2003, 09:19 AM
mam - Yeah, sorry I missed your friend. You know that you can introduce me to any of your friends, anytime, but you have to catch up with me first.

np - don't get me going about femalized version of names. :rolleyes:

M_ArtsMargie
07-02-2003, 09:34 AM
Serpent**have you been bad or something?

M_ArtsMargie
07-02-2003, 09:35 AM
I would go up to Fresno..if there wasn't any traffic due to the 4th of July weekend. Also..it will be my friends birthday...and me and judy are going to go out.

PHILBERT
07-02-2003, 09:45 AM
I've been very bad. :D :D :D :D

I quit my Wing Tsun class and now take Wing Chun. And I might be quitting jobs.

And I should be watching Death of a Salesmen in my English class right now.

Shaolin-Do
07-02-2003, 09:51 AM
"Wing Tsun class and now take Wing Chun."
But what about Ving Tsun!??!!
Which is better?
bahaha....
:)
Im jesus hella tired.....
Who wants a buddy jesus!?
err...
NP- Depending on where you live, and how much you enjoy beating the hell out of people, bouncing aint that easy. Most bouncers I know round here, dont play games. Most management has given bouncers the "ok" to beat people up once outside the club.
hehehee.
CSN- what exactly does that job entail?
Im a meat vendor. :)
Xebby- f*ck it all. Happiness is a warm gun. :rolleyes: When I get real pizzed I just smoke myself stupid and go to bed. Its hard to wake up still pizzed off.
JP- Excellent movie.
Margie - Yes. Ive been very bad as well.....
...
.......
...
Anyhoo, Im already 3 1/2 hours late for work as I have been "moving" *wink wink* again all day today. So... Ill be back on to harass you all at 4.
You all.
You all.... y'all.
There we go.
:rolleyes:
:D
:)
Peace
SD

rubthebuddha
07-02-2003, 10:05 AM
meat vendor -- oh so many metaphors. :D

Shaolin-Do
07-02-2003, 10:06 AM
You dont even know... Its great telling people that I "slang my meat around town" when they ask what I do for a living.
:)

Chang Style Novice
07-02-2003, 10:09 AM
Ah, it's just a pretty typical record store job. Steer the customers to the high-markup stuff, let 'em know what great taste they've got, file the CDs, inventory the CDs, keep an eye on what's going out of stock and let the manager know. But it's at a (BIG!) record store and you get an employee discount and a crack at promos.

Which version of Death of a Salesman were you assigned, Phil? I like the Dustin Hoffman one a lot, myself, although there's plenty good to be said about Lee J Cobb, too.

Judge Pen
07-02-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Shaolin-Do

JP- Excellent movie.
Margie - Yes. Ive been very bad as well.....


"After you are finished with them you can spank me."

"And Me!"

"And Me!"

"Yes, we could all use a good spanking!"

rubthebuddha
07-02-2003, 02:31 PM
can't wait for what comes next.

Chang Style Novice
07-02-2003, 02:34 PM
I agree. Good as "Holy Grail" is, "Life of Brian" is even better.

Judge Pen
07-02-2003, 02:36 PM
"Stop. You are all different."

"We are all different."

"I'm not."

:D

Chang Style Novice
07-02-2003, 03:55 PM
Meanwhile, back on the marine fauna too huge and horrible to contemplate front, Giant Sea Creature Found in Chile (http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2003/07/02/sea_creature/index.html)

The best thing I can say about this news is, at least it isn't "Giant Sea Creature Found in Chili."

Shaolin-Do
07-02-2003, 03:55 PM
"And st. atula did raise this thine holy hand grenade up on high, saying, "oh lord, bless thou this hand grenade, and with it, may thein blow thy enemy to bits, in thy mercy!" And the people did feast, upon the lambs, and the sloths, and the fruit bats, and the orangutans..."
"could you get on with it please?"
hehehehe
:)

Serpent
07-02-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Serpent**have you been bad or something?

I'm always bad.

Please, teach me the error of my ways.

"He's not the messiah, he's my son and he's been a very naughty boy!"

:)

Oso
07-02-2003, 06:23 PM
the frozen ones in the bag w/ the panda on them.

with a peanut-teriyaki sauce.


mmmmmmmmmm

Serpent
07-02-2003, 06:28 PM
What the hell are you talking about?!

Oso
07-02-2003, 06:57 PM
potstickers, man...potstickers.

Serpent
07-02-2003, 07:04 PM
What? Little labels with five pronged leaves on them that you put all over your school folders?

:confused:

Oso
07-02-2003, 07:34 PM
there is a website listed on the bag:

http://www.ling-ling.com/

these little gems, my friend.

fried up all crispy and dipped in your favorite sauce.

mine just happens to be peanut sauce.

Oso
07-02-2003, 07:35 PM
http://www.ling-ling.com/pandamania.htm

Serpent
07-02-2003, 08:10 PM
Good grief!

David Jamieson
07-03-2003, 06:36 AM
*tik*

This thread is always falling down to far!

Keep it up!
Ok, who get's to be viagra for this thread next?

rubthebuddha
07-03-2003, 08:25 AM
sometimes i love serpent's naïveté about things outside his borders.

kinda like everyone's ignorance about oatcakes or some silly british product that someone was going ape**** over a couple years ago.

chen zhen
07-03-2003, 08:36 AM
Yessss
let this thread die....
fits in reaaal good with our planss...
*evil laughter* (http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/sounds/au/kefka.au)
:rolleyes: :p

chen zhen
07-03-2003, 08:46 AM
..*freak*......

:cool:

GeneChing
07-03-2003, 08:59 AM
Let's see
ORA = supermodel babe pics
got qi? = a real live woman - used to be two, but now we're just down to one, but she works here (www.martialartsmart.com) so she'll stay as long as you all keep supporting us.

And interesting battle, which do you suppose will win?

chen zhen
07-03-2003, 09:09 AM
uuh..
:o
Don't know.:cool:

Supermodels are not the same as Playboy models. Bear that in mind, grasshoppa:cool:

chen zhen
07-03-2003, 09:16 AM
Because
Supermodel=skinny
ORA babe=:cool:

PHILBERT
07-03-2003, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Ah, it's just a pretty typical record store job. Steer the customers to the high-markup stuff, let 'em know what great taste they've got, file the CDs, inventory the CDs, keep an eye on what's going out of stock and let the manager know. But it's at a (BIG!) record store and you get an employee discount and a crack at promos.

Which version of Death of a Salesman were you assigned, Phil? I like the Dustin Hoffman one a lot, myself, although there's plenty good to be said about Lee J Cobb, too.

Dustin Hoffman

norther practitioner
07-03-2003, 10:32 AM
the frozen ones in the bag w/ the panda on them.

I made some with dinner last night.. peanut and soy sauce for this man...


"Got chi" thread will find itself unable to adapt to changing enviroments,this will eventually drive it to inevitable extinction.

I doubt that will happen any time soon.

norther practitioner
07-03-2003, 10:43 AM
np - don't get me going about femalized version of names.

LOL No problem Jean...errr, I mean Gene...Hey it could be worse.

Margie... You and Judy have some fun ok... and I don't mean some ol' regular fun, I'm talking 4th of July fun :)....



Have a happy and safe 4th.. don't drink and drive (brought to you by your local dot):D

Design Sifu
07-03-2003, 10:57 AM
The reason TTTGQGs will out last OCR is that, here, we can post these sort of links (http://www.sfdt.com/) and still remain ontopic... ;)

GeneChing
07-03-2003, 04:21 PM
...like Stacey? ;) Actually that's my wife's name, sans the 'e'.

Happy 4th everyone. Be Patriotic. Go blow something up!

David Jamieson
07-04-2003, 06:38 AM
*fwip*.....*bink* ttt
:)
;)
:p
:D
:rolleyes:
:eek:
:cool:
:mad:

PHILBERT
07-04-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
The reason TTTGQGs will out last OCR is that, here, we can post these sort of links (http://www.sfdt.com/) and still remain ontopic... ;)

This thread has a topic?

TonyM.
07-06-2003, 09:41 AM
Yes. It's verbalizing the symptoms and effects of testosterone poisoning and it's not pretty.:D

Serpent
07-06-2003, 06:59 PM
Hey, I'm not naive! I just like to learn about other cultures and customs, that's all! ;)

rubthebuddha
07-06-2003, 10:43 PM
but pot stickers, man, pot stickers.

or gyoza, if you're bored. you know, if you say the g and the y very quickly, you can substitute g-y-o-z-a for l-o-l-a in the old song by the kinks.

Serpent
07-06-2003, 10:52 PM
OK. You knew this would happen.

What's gyoza?

joedoe
07-06-2003, 11:04 PM
Mmmmm gyoza. Japanese version of woh tiep (sp?)

Serpent
07-06-2003, 11:17 PM
Mmmmmmm....

rubthebuddha
07-06-2003, 11:48 PM
most americans can't taste the difference between pot stickers and gyoza, so suffice to say that they are quite similar.

dang. now i want a big plate o' pot stickers. so num.

Serpent
07-06-2003, 11:54 PM
You're song thing, however, wouldn't work very well:


L - O - L - A

Gyoza!


That's just silly.

rubthebuddha
07-07-2003, 08:37 AM
math major or not, you really need to read an entire post:


if you say the g and the y very quickly
listen to the song, say the g and the y very quickly and the o z a at the normal pace, and it works.

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 09:13 AM
Hope everyone got to blow something up this year, we had our bbq up on a mountain just outside the city, we could see over a dozen displays from up there, pretty cool.:D

GeneChing
07-07-2003, 09:21 AM
I alwasy thought potstickers were a sort of general term for any kind of fried dumpling. After all, it is an english word - can that describe the process of making gyoza too?

I remember having a special banquent in Xian that was just potstickers - or dumplings rather - something like two dozen plus different varieties.

As for ORA vs. got qi? girls - got qi? moves like a quickly evolving virus, thus it's pretty strong. ORA is naturally robust, like a shark, so it can withstand a lot of change and survive. It still remains an interesting duel. However, ORA seems more likely to get itself censored.

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 10:35 AM
Had some for lunch yesterday, mmmm potstickers....


:D



However, ORA seems more likely to get itself censored.
I've been surprised by what has slid so far....lol, not complaining however.

Chang Style Novice
07-07-2003, 10:40 AM
I was just listening to the Mekons, and I wanted to remind you guys:

Destroy your safe and happy life before it is too late!

MasterKiller
07-07-2003, 10:51 AM
Destroy your safe and happy life before it is too late! What if I feel safe and happy through reckless abandon and depression? What then?

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 10:51 AM
Roc-Raida is in the player right now... good stuff...
(fyi, he is part of the x-ecutioners.. crossfaderz is the cd).

Chang Style Novice
07-07-2003, 10:56 AM
In that case, I think you're doing fine, MK.

NP - is that pretty good? I thought their first album was pretty weak, and never caught back up with them.

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 11:06 AM
I love it, but I could see how it could be boring to some... You really need to know the music, like really know it to get a full sense of what they are doing.. and realize how much is going on at once. Oh, and love turntablism, I spun a bit in college, so I know how hard it is, and have a passion for it.

Chang Style Novice
07-07-2003, 11:10 AM
Well, the right scratching record will totally send me. I love "Anti Theft Device" frinstance

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 11:50 AM
Word, one of my favorites, you have no idea how much that album inspired my scratching.... just trying to imitate some of those sounds.... Mix Master Mike brought something new into the Beastie's shows too, not to knock Hurra, but Mike is the shizzy...

chen zhen
07-07-2003, 12:18 PM
As for ORA vs. got qi? girls - got qi? moves like a quickly evolving virus, thus it's pretty strong. ORA is naturally robust, like a shark, so it can withstand a lot of change and survive. It still remains an interesting duel. However, ORA seems more likely to get itself censored.

If we get censored, the wrath of the evil forces of doom will rain down upon you(r b!tch-asses) :mad:


:p

edit: btw; our "brink of death"-thread have reached 109 pages(reached 100 two days ago), so we're moving faster than you. We shall prevail! (patriotic music is heard in the background)
:cool:

Shaolin-Do
07-07-2003, 12:53 PM
Invisible Skratch picklz will f*ckin own.
I saw mix master mike about 1 year ago... Qbert 2... or 3... **** that was a while ago.
Qbert is one bad mofo. Turtablism is the only part of Djing that I will respect. The rest of the DJ's just spin the sh!t that people like me write.
Xecutioners are tight, havent checked their new cd. Goin kinda pop culture, Dont think Ill support them anymore. I hate lincoln park with a passion too. Screamy little whiney rich @ss nany boy b@tches.
:D
Happy 4th everyone?

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 01:06 PM
Picklz are good, love qbert, got a vid and a cd of his (have seen him a few times too)....



Goin kinda pop culture, Dont think Ill support them anymore.

Hmm, just 'cause they need to sell a few cds doesn't diminish there skills... however, I'd like them to keep it the way it was in the late 90's for there style etc...

Chang Style Novice
07-07-2003, 01:10 PM
You know who's skills are underrated? J-Bizzy from Heiroglyphics.

Design Sifu
07-07-2003, 01:12 PM
More Sea Monsters... (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3039102.stm)

Chang Style Novice
07-07-2003, 01:13 PM
Too slow! I posted that one a week ago...

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 01:14 PM
Heiroglyphics
I'm listening to the One Big Trip soundtrack right now...lol

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 01:15 PM
Go for it DS.... chop off a little hunk and swallow it, I dare ya....:D

Chang Style Novice
07-07-2003, 01:16 PM
Now playing - Mr. Lif I Phantom aw yeah, that's how to do it!

Shaolin-Do
07-07-2003, 01:22 PM
Heiroglyphics
Tight.
Anyone like Zion eye also?
Or the Grouch?

Chang Style Novice
07-07-2003, 01:40 PM
Grouch is alright, he gets totally outshined when there's a REAL 1st class MC on the track, like on "Blood Dick *****"

I don't think I've listened to Zion I.

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 02:00 PM
I don't think I've listened to Zion I.

Me niether...
Most of the underground stuff I have is from NY..... East Coast Allstars, etc. Movies for the Blind by Cage, sick CD, when I say sick, I mean I don't listen to it when there is a lady around sick, but the guy is a mean MC....

Chang Style Novice
07-07-2003, 02:08 PM
Oh yeah...AZEEM! (http://www.hiphophotspot.com/album_reviews/view_album_review.asp?album_id=593)

You probably haven't heard him, but you need to.

Shaolin-Do
07-07-2003, 02:26 PM
bah
Fark off.
Im stoned and tired.
Zion I.
Are good.

Xebsball
07-07-2003, 02:36 PM
"They never look at you the same way after you rent a pr0n tape"
Xebby, july 2003, thinking about the ladies at the video store

My right testicle hurts a little

Isnt Bob Marley's son also named Zion?

There was a game (and anime) called Zilion that liked when i was a kid

Hurting your forearms on the wall is always fun

I bought a book, named "Manual do Mané" (translates roughly to "Handbook of the Loser"). Its an humoristic book that explains how dudes that never score are - most the stuff in there is just like me

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 03:10 PM
Hurting your forearms on the wall is always fun
Just watch out for the studs there Xebsball

Xebsball
07-07-2003, 03:17 PM
i dont quite understand

i said i was praticing forearm/elbow strikes on the wall, mkay :D

norther practitioner
07-07-2003, 03:21 PM
Studs are the 2x4 s (wood beams) behind the drywall.

Design Sifu
07-07-2003, 03:32 PM
as opposed to THESE (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/studleatforv.html) studs?

rubthebuddha
07-07-2003, 11:54 PM
i think these studs (http://www.rodrigo77aguiar.hpg.com.br/imagens/hansnfranz.jpg) are far better than the rest.

TaoBoy
07-08-2003, 05:48 AM
It still smells lilke cabbage in here.

norther practitioner
07-08-2003, 07:19 AM
It still smells lilke cabbage in here.
Maybe you should try washing your shorts....









































:D

GeneChing
07-08-2003, 10:28 AM
...maybe it's that Chilean sea monster. Batter that baby up and fry it. Everything tastes good with tartar sauce.

MasterKiller
07-08-2003, 11:11 AM
I like to dip peanuts in tartar sauce.

Shaolin-Do
07-08-2003, 11:24 AM
I dip my hand in tartar sauce and gnaw on my fingers.

I snuck away and got on the net and got in trouble today.
baaahahaha...
So Ill take another 2 hour lunch.
:p

Hmm... I need to cook some food.

rubthebuddha
07-08-2003, 11:30 AM
tartar sauce = work of satan (not GDA's dog, either).

gimme ketchup, bay-bee.

Design Sifu
07-08-2003, 11:41 AM
"Let them have their Tar Tar sauce."
--Monty Burns

Chang Style Novice
07-08-2003, 12:02 PM
Tartar sauce and ketchup?!!? Gross. I'd rather eat the half-rotted partial corpse of a chilean sea monster unsauced. Or best of all, not eat the dang thing at all.

norther practitioner
07-08-2003, 12:43 PM
That just reminded me of another Simpson's... oh, wait, just about all of it reminds me of some Simpsons... anyhow

Cat sup
Ket sup
CAt sup
Ket sup.... Mr. Burns trying to grociery shop...:D

rubthebuddha
07-08-2003, 01:21 PM
"my good man, you're the fattest thing i've ever seen, and i've been on safari."

mr. burns, to homer. :D

Serpent
07-08-2003, 04:36 PM
"Who's that on the what now?" - Homer Simpson

:D

"Oooh! They have the internet on computers now!" - Homer Simpson

:D :D

Surferdude
07-08-2003, 04:52 PM
The internet.. is that still around??:D

joedoe
07-08-2003, 04:56 PM
I thought Al Gore took it with him when he lost his bid for power :D

Chang Style Novice
07-08-2003, 05:28 PM
Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.

Best. Simpsons. Quote. EVER!

rubthebuddha
07-08-2003, 09:10 PM
smithers: "i'm afraid we have a bad image, sir. market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."

burns: "i ought to club them and eat their bones!" (http://www.moviewavs.com/TV_Shows/Simpsons/simp113.wav)

norther practitioner
07-09-2003, 07:42 AM
"Who's that on the what now?" - Homer Simpson

Serp you sure it wasn't Jesper... when he said....

Who shot whom in the what now.

(one of my favorite Simpson's quotes)

Speaking of getting shot in the leg (wooden) by Smithers (who was drunk) in the season opener after the who shot Mr. Burns season finally.

rubthebuddha
07-09-2003, 08:33 AM
aye, NP's right.

norther practitioner
07-09-2003, 08:41 AM
Have you guys ever played the Simpson's trivia game?
Knowing Apu's last name (Nahasapeedapedalan (sp?)) would be one of the easiest in the game...

I actually won a college trivia challenge for my major with that answer.

Xebsball
07-09-2003, 12:29 PM
I love Hamtaro, who else luvs the ham-hams too? :)

http://www.hamtaro.com/the_ham-hams.html

Chang Style Novice
07-09-2003, 12:33 PM
I love Mr. Veiny, the happy crystal meth user's vein. (http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/meth/meth2.html)

MasterKiller
07-09-2003, 12:38 PM
My woman loves a different "Mr. Veiny"

Shaolin-Do
07-09-2003, 12:41 PM
Yeah.
His names Throbert.

Xebsball
07-09-2003, 12:44 PM
you aint taking me seriously :mad:
well this makes me... sing the hamtaro opening theme!!!


It's Hamtaro time!
Kushi-Kushi Ticky-Ticky! Woo!
Hamtaro!
When we work together it's much better!
My best friend!
We like sunflower seeds khrrmp khrrmp khrrmp!
My Ham Hams!
If she heads for trouble, we won't let her!
Hamtaro!
Little Hamsters, Big Adventures!

Laura's gone to school, let's go to our Ham-Ham Clubhouse!
We can fix their troubles just be quiet as a mouse
Watch out for those cats you know they're smarter than you think
But if we work together we can make their plans sink! Woo!

Hamtaro!
Snoozer, Howdy, Penelope, Panda,
My best friends!
Oxnard, Bijou, Cappy, Maxwell
My Ham Hams!
Dexter, Boss, Pashmina, Jingle
Hamtaro!
Little Hamsters, Big Adventures!

'Scuse me while I work out, gotta run in my wheel, weee!
Hamtaro!
Hamtaro's here to help you!
Hamtaro!
Hamtaro's team is for you!

Hamtaro!

Shaolin-Do
07-09-2003, 12:46 PM
That show makes me want to hit myself in the foot with a hammer.














:D

MasterKiller
07-09-2003, 12:52 PM
Xeb,
Maybe if you added that song to you sig, in big, bold letters, we would get your message more clearly. Or if you took your dad's dlck out of your mouth when you sang, it might help.

Xebsball
07-09-2003, 12:58 PM
maybe youd like the song if you would just focus for a second and stopped fist focking your grandpa

Xebsball
07-09-2003, 01:00 PM
Snoozer, Penelope, Panda, Howdy,
Oxnard, Bijou, & Boss let’s go!
Zersnoo, Pepenelo, Sobs, Dapan, Dyhow,
Nardox, Joubi, & Hamtaro!
Hamster, Ham Ham, Ticky-Ticky,
Kushi-Kushi, Sunflower, Khrrmp Khrrmp, Hamtaro!
Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya _ ooh, la la la Ya,
Ya, Ya, Ya _ ooh, la la
Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya _ ooh la la la
Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya _ ooh, la, la ya

Let’s make a wish _ ooh, ooh
Make it come true
Singing along with us is all you do!
Come on and be your very best, ooh, ooh
Get a hundred on your test
All of your dreams will come true
Come on and
Sing this secret spell _ it's just for you
Think of all the love we’ll bring
Hamtaro will know just what to do
This will be our song, come on and sing!
Snoozer, Penelope, Panda, Howdy,
Oxnard, Bijou, & Boss let’s go!
Zersnoo, Pepenelo, Sobs, Dapan, Dyhow
Nardox Joubi, & Hamtaro!
Little Hamsters, Big Adventures Ham Ham,
Hamtaro!

M_ArtsMargie
07-09-2003, 01:04 PM
Sup Y'all? How you all doing. it's has been a while for me since the last time i posted.

Johnny is hopefully coming back in September. Hopefully!:D

Gene**remember when you came in to the office, and i was talking but looking at you? Have you ever seen Girls being Bad, i think on E. This lady was pretending to be on the phone...with the ear phones....and looked like she was talking to the people walking by. And then like 5 minutes after having a conversation with the person (when really having conversation with the person on the other line) The girl would be like "oh hold on a sec, some a-hole thinks i'm talking to him" it was funny. If you ever get a chance to watch that.....do so.

Xebsball
07-09-2003, 01:07 PM
when we work together its much better!

rubthebuddha
07-09-2003, 01:56 PM
hamtaro's the anime equivalent to barney, and it makes me just as violent.



oh wait, that's pokemon. hamtaro hasn't gotten that annoying yet. :p

Chang Style Novice
07-10-2003, 10:08 AM
In other news, I've been given a five CD homemade compilation called Wayne Shorter, the Composer and it's absolutely blowing my mind. This is some of the most beautiful music I've ever heard, and I've heard a lot of music in my time. WS has gone from "he's okay, I like him" to "undoubtedly one of the greatest ever" in one giant step.

norther practitioner
07-10-2003, 11:43 AM
Good to hear you are getting to expand and explore CSN..........

Hey it is that got Qi girl....
been a while :D

Shaolin-Do
07-10-2003, 12:06 PM
"it is that a got qi girl?"
is!

:rolleyes:

Welcome back from wehver youve been margie :)

norther practitioner
07-10-2003, 12:54 PM
Slow goings down here now huh....



Looking foward to the Sept/Oct

Kristoffer
07-10-2003, 03:40 PM
GOD WILL ROAST HAMATAROS BELLY IN HELL

rubthebuddha
07-10-2003, 03:59 PM
kristoffer is my new best friend. :D

Kristoffer
07-10-2003, 04:58 PM
jaay :D

Wanna crash the mall?

Xebsball
07-10-2003, 08:02 PM
the way things go i might not see post august, thats just the way it goes

Xebsball
07-10-2003, 08:07 PM
youre mean to the ham-hams and then you wonder why i come to the forum with built up virgin power anger :(

MasterKiller
07-11-2003, 07:31 AM
Someone has to make this their Avatar immediately!!!!

Chang Style Novice
07-11-2003, 07:33 AM
Nice one! But I don't think it would reduce to 50x50 well. Almost nothing does.

MasterKiller
07-11-2003, 07:38 AM
Not bad???

Chang Style Novice
07-11-2003, 07:41 AM
Better than I thought, but you lose the belly-button feeling.

MasterKiller
07-11-2003, 07:46 AM
Or this?

norther practitioner
07-11-2003, 09:56 AM
Better... still needed to look at it for a second before I realized it was a monkey's ass. Hey no wonder you like it so much MK

norther practitioner
07-11-2003, 12:43 PM
Why so frustrated Xebs? Look at it like this, nothing is good in excess, it'll be much better when you do get some.

Shaolin-Do
07-11-2003, 03:26 PM
hehehe...

Funny tatoo.
Wouldnt get anything like that real on me tho.

Kristoffer
07-11-2003, 03:37 PM
Your kids would love it though

Xebsball
07-11-2003, 06:16 PM
Has he lost his mind
Can he see or is he blind
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall

Is he alive or dead
Has he thoughts within his head
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care

Xebsball
07-11-2003, 06:39 PM
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
Where he traveled time
For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Xebsball
07-11-2003, 06:41 PM
Now the time is here
For iron man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

Xebsball
07-11-2003, 06:42 PM
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron man lives again!

Shaolin-Do
07-12-2003, 11:52 AM
DUN DUN DUUH DUN DUN!
DUNUNUNUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!
hehe...
Too bad you cant spell guitar riffs.
:)

rubthebuddha
07-12-2003, 01:06 PM
i think sir mix-a-lot's "iron man" with metal church was ten times as stout. :mad:








;) :D

Xebsball
07-12-2003, 02:00 PM
i liked his booties song, that one was tits, i mean bootay

im glad at least 2 people know Black Sabbath
shame on the people who dont know Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, etc...

Oh here is my quote o wisdom

"Anyone that is 15+ and likes Avril Lavrigne should be publicly beaten up"
July 12th 1:15am, Xebby

Shaolin-Do
07-12-2003, 09:37 PM
What about people that like hamtaro?

:eek:




:D

rubthebuddha
07-12-2003, 09:55 PM
biggest touché this week. :D



but i gotta admit, xebby's right.

TaoBoy
07-12-2003, 11:04 PM
It seems that someone has added creamy cheese sauce to the cabbage. Methinks the Serpent had something to do with this.

Xebsball
07-13-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
What about people that like hamtaro?

:eek:




:D

all i say is daymn :o


Taoboy, why the culinary references?

rubthebuddha
07-13-2003, 07:34 PM
is aight xebby. we still like you.




now where are my hamburgers? :mad: i hungry.

Serpent
07-13-2003, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner


Serp you sure it wasn't Jesper... when he said....

Who shot whom in the what now.

(one of my favorite Simpson's quotes)

Speaking of getting shot in the leg (wooden) by Smithers (who was drunk) in the season opener after the who shot Mr. Burns season finally.

Dunno about that. But Homer definitely said, "Who's that on the what now?" in one episode because it lives on in infamy with myself and some friends. I'm just not a geeky as you guys so I can't recall the exact episode and situation. ;)

Serpent
07-13-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy
It seems that someone has added creamy cheese sauce to the cabbage. Methinks the Serpent had something to do with this.

Something goes rotten and I'm always the first one blamed. I just don't understand it.

:(

:cool:

Serpent
07-13-2003, 08:38 PM
Would food be more interesting if it came in little multi-coloured blocks of dough like Kirk used to eat in Star Trek?

TaoBoy
07-14-2003, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by Xebsball
Taoboy, why the culinary references?

I'm hungry.

That too is Serpent's fault.



:D

David Jamieson
07-14-2003, 12:50 PM
*bump*

back to the top o the page! ...whew :D

mmmmmmmm, pointy.

rubthebuddha
07-14-2003, 01:28 PM
itchy, tasty.

MasterKiller
07-14-2003, 01:32 PM
Too bad you cant spell guitar riffs.

Sure you can. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail36.html)

Serpent
07-14-2003, 06:28 PM
So, how is everyone?

Xebsball
07-14-2003, 06:45 PM
son, lemme tell you, mostly the same exept for:

1) its cold

2) im sick

its the chinese food i ate on satudays (i think) dinner, my insides still havent healed from it. now im only eating stuff like soup and toasts :(


not all is bad news, i got the results from my latest blood test and now it seems im all normal
my HDL wich was low now is normal, and some tireoid (spell?) stuff that was high now is normal too.

oh yeah and
no luv for a Xebby, but thats the expected inevitable pain

Xebsball
07-14-2003, 06:47 PM
btw have a look at that link way down on my sig, its the video "Metal Massacre Attack" from the awesome metal band "Massacration" :D

the lead singer "Detonator" is my new avatar :D

http://www.mtv.com.br/hermeserenato/massacration.shtml

norther practitioner
07-15-2003, 12:17 PM
Good to see things are getting better Xebs...

rubthebuddha
07-15-2003, 03:49 PM
when xebby gets his xingyi and bjj skills all lined up and starts winning comps, he will have all the wimmins.

and he'll still watch hamtaro, cause he don't give no ****s.

M_ArtsMargie
07-15-2003, 05:16 PM
what ups ya'll. how you guys doing? it has been a while since i posted...i feel so lost! ***wawawa :( *** I have been so busy. I almost hate that.

Serpent
07-15-2003, 06:03 PM
Let's start a "Get Xebby Laid" campaign and see if we can't convince some chick to fly to Brazil and deliver a mercy f@#$.

norther practitioner
07-16-2003, 09:34 AM
I almost hate that.

Neglecting Xebs, Serp, rub, and me... and you say almost..lol

I'd chip in a $10 just so I wouldn't have to look at any large typed blue lyrics any more let alone finaly shut xebs up about not getting any.

MasterKiller
07-16-2003, 09:53 AM
If he was really desperate, he'd go find a fat girl. They're free and usually grateful for the attention.

Serpent
07-16-2003, 04:31 PM
Xebs, you have your course of action.

Chang Style Novice
07-16-2003, 06:04 PM
http://www.salon.com/ent/wire/2003/07/16/cruz/index.html

Celia Cruz, RIP.

Chang Style Novice
07-16-2003, 07:40 PM
WTFingF?

Compay Segundo is down, too. (http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/14/obituaries/15CND-SEGUND.html) Cuban music is taking a helluva beating tonight.

Xebsball
07-16-2003, 08:03 PM
gee you guys, listen:

- on first instance
if i wanted a wh0re id get one (as a mather of fact, many times paid sex will cost less than free sex)
paying for sex would feel like humiliation for me

- on second instance
i dont want **** holes, i want a full woman, know what im saying?
and im not talking about the body


my complains are:

i am incapable of getting a woman either for intercourse or to be a girlfriend. ive seen guys who are complete retards (almost literaly) doing so, and i cant. its enough to define me as a cripple, and i do scientificly define me as a social cripple.

now, there is no information or tips you can give i havent heard or calculated by myself. Cos all the time you were living your normal life taking care of whatever bussiness, i was watching, and i seen a lot of everything, and i know how it works, ive figured much out, im not stupid.
mind you, i have calculated solutions, but becouse i know it, does it mean i can do it?

if you know my social patterns and my basic psyche (observative/social passive/seldom comunitavite/laconic/defensive/introvert/sarcastic), is it possible for me to assume a social behaviour that would lead to such results?

it is not, it implies on modification of that basic psyche and most of my social patterns. do you think thats something performable? its like changing into someone else or acting, but i dont act, i dislike acting and im lousy at it in all levels.

you can say: "but i know this guy, that has those same characteristics... he gets some, not much, but he does"
i dont, i havent. when i say cripple, i really mean cripple, tragicly cripple.

why do i post about it?
my head cant take it, it HAS to come out somewhere, and its not gona be from my mouth, so its from my fingers - ever wonder why i go crazy if i cant get online for more than a couple of days?

i call this my escape valve, the internet, as twisted as you might think it is. ive tried to shut it, left the forums, left almost everything, but had to come back.
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thats just an overview of the situation, if i got into details, this thing would be 10 pages, believe me

np, i dont think 10$ will do it, but for 5$ i can change those blue lyrics to any other color you like, for real

MasterKiller, very funny, but i wont pick randomly and fitness is not the issue

Shaolin-Do
07-16-2003, 09:36 PM
So...
Hows the wheather in brazil these days?
:D

rubthebuddha
07-16-2003, 11:45 PM
from what he tells me, it's been cold -- at least in porto alegre. the good news is that the wimmins won't be as slightly dressed, giving xebby's brain a slight break. :)

Chang Style Novice
07-17-2003, 08:56 AM
Here's something for Xeb -

chen zhen
07-17-2003, 09:02 AM
:cool:

Design Sifu
07-17-2003, 09:26 AM
:p (http://www.gilchriststudios.com/history/cheesecake.gif)


click the face...

Chang Style Novice
07-17-2003, 09:49 AM
"Fritzi"?!!? Was that a Nancy strip?

norther practitioner
07-17-2003, 09:56 AM
"Fritzi"?!!? Was that a Nancy strip?
No, it was a cheesy one.

Patients to you Xebs.... loads and loads of it.

EuropeanBoxer
07-17-2003, 09:59 AM
afdafd

Design Sifu
07-17-2003, 10:41 AM
"Fritzi"?!!? Was that a Nancy strip?

good one...

do an image search for "cheesecake" in google....

who'd have thought.

Serpent
07-17-2003, 05:03 PM
Xebby, just stop looking for it. Seriously. Go about your business, be yourself and stop looking, hoping, dreaming, etc. It'll come along. Trust me, I speak from experience.

Chang Style Novice
07-17-2003, 07:16 PM
No offence, Serp, but that's absolute horsesh!t.

Serpent
07-17-2003, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
No offence, Serp, but that's absolute horsesh!t.

You think so? You got a woman? ;)

Seriously, I used to go out on the hunt all the time and try to pick up chicks. I was hopeless at it. Then I stopped bothering. I would go out and just hang with friends and chat to people that I met. Whenever I met a girl I wouldn't think about picking her up, I'd just chat. I got a lot more girls that way.

One time I went out and had no intention of doing anything other than having a couple of beers and playing some pool. I joined a pool table and there was this cute chick there playing anda couple of guys. I chatted with the guys, I chatted with her. I thought she was with one of the guys so I never entertained the idea of picking her up. As we all left she asked for my number. I'm married to her now!

Take from it what you will, but I maintain that all the time I went out to deliberately score I hardly ever did. Chicks can spot a try-hard from 50 paces.

Chang Style Novice
07-17-2003, 08:26 PM
No, I don't got a woman, and that's how I know. I don't go looking, and whattaya know? I don't find anything.

Serpent
07-17-2003, 08:30 PM
LOL. :)

Maybe you're just pig ugly?

I'm only joking - I seen your picture and you're not ugly.

I guess there's a balance in there somewhere. You have to go to places where there are women for you not to try to pick up! ;) I ended up on the other side of the planet before I found my true love.

Chang Style Novice
07-17-2003, 08:39 PM
No, my problem is that I'm recovering from being painfully shy and I am painfully broke. If I'm reading Xeb right, he is painfully awkward around women. This is, of course, a major turn off.

Xeb, my advice is close to Serps, but not exactly the same.

First - if you've got money, show it. Prosperity is erotic. It doesn't make women wh0res to say this is true - who wants to attach themselves to someone they'll have to drag around like an anchor? Be as generous as you can. It's good to do anyway, and chixdigit.

Second - (And this is pretty much the same as what Serp said) go out with friends and be with women and don't feel like you gotta boink 'em or evenlike you gotta try. Get comfortable with the idea of being with them and around them no matter what the circumstances. When you're at ease, they'll be at ease, and that's when the good stuff happens.

Third - go easy on the hyper macho stuff like MA and metal music and weapons and armor. Chixdontdigit like guys do (mostly) and there's inevitably a ****erotic subtext to stuff that only guys like and gals don't. Include them, don't exclude them.

Serpent
07-17-2003, 08:53 PM
Good advice, Chang.

Xebs, don't give up the metal though. Just don't be too hardcore all the time! ;)

Anyway, who wants a spankin'? It's been a while?

Chang Style Novice
07-17-2003, 09:01 PM
"Xebs, don't give up the metal though. Just don't be too hardcore all the time! "

Oh, absolutely. It's a matter of there being a time and a place for everything. For example, when you take a girl to a movie, don't insist that it be some gun-battle/punch-out/car-chase/exploding building picture. Go see that with your mates. Take your girl to a romantic comedy or a melodramatic weeper. Some of them really are okay.

Serpent
07-17-2003, 09:24 PM
Also, if you know of a good action flick that's also a bit cerebral, take her to that and then tell her that next time you'll go see something at the Arthouse. That way she gets to see that you like the action, but also have a brain, and you score a second date! ;)

OK, now lets have some suggesitons for cerebral/intelligent/romantic action flicks... I'm drawing a blank, rendering my advice useless!

Oooh! I got one! Crouching Tigerm Hidden Dragon! More than a kung fu flick. :)