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Sharky
12-10-2002, 07:02 PM
you know what, i love the game of tennis, but i hate the type of people that play it - they are so snooty. they always think they are experts. that really puts me off.

TaoBoy
12-10-2002, 07:20 PM
You wanna be the ball-boy sharky?

:D

*awaits Serpents next serve*

Serpent
12-10-2002, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Sharky
you know what, i love the game of tennis, but i hate the type of people that play it - they are so snooty. they always think they are experts. that really puts me off.

Typical of a common thug like you to think that way.

New balls please.

Serpent
12-10-2002, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy
You wanna be the ball-boy sharky?

:D

*awaits Serpents next serve*

Heh heh. Sharky. Ball boy. Heh.

Heads up, Adam.

*THWAMMMM* <--- Power serve, going for the ace.

Sharky
12-10-2002, 07:37 PM
i want my mommy :(

TaoBoy
12-10-2002, 07:46 PM
*crrrrr-accckkk*

TB thunders a return back....but wait....the ball boy has run into the path of the speeding ball...

*spllllaattt *

The ball boy has been knocked out cold.

Commentator - "Gee, that must have hurt."

Here comes the replacement ball-girl....wait....it's eulerfan.

Umpire - "replay the point".

Serpent serves, TB returns - it's a winner. Serpent was too busy drooling over the new ball-girl.


:D :D :D :D :D

Serpent
12-10-2002, 08:04 PM
I get the feeling you're playing with yourself, Tao Boy!

C'mon over here Sharky. Let daddy rub it better.

Is this where it hurts?

Serpent
12-10-2002, 08:05 PM
And eulerfan can be my ball girl any time.

TaoBoy
12-10-2002, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
I get the feeling you're playing with yourself, Tao Boy!

Am I?

Serpent
12-10-2002, 08:15 PM
I don't know.

Are you?

TaoBoy
12-10-2002, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
I don't know.

Are you?

Maybe...

Serpent
12-10-2002, 08:24 PM
You filthy b@stard!

Hai_To
12-11-2002, 07:08 AM
I have to agree with Serpent on this one. Margie was very naughty to post that.

GeneChing
12-11-2002, 08:55 AM
That's my baby! Yep, my little girl in her first modelling job. Her initials are even TC (like Tiger Claw) but beleive me, that was not intentional.

Somehow I don't think that's going to sell to this crowd right now...

And I don't care for candy much. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

M_ArtsMargie
12-11-2002, 09:08 AM
***you guys are Nasty with a capital N. lol:D
***I got the ball (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-072.html) if you bring the rack (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/40-04.html)

M_ArtsMargie
12-11-2002, 09:11 AM
gene***That is becuase right now they are trying to get me to model some got qi undies

***shame on you*****Serpent and Hai_to

GeneChing
12-11-2002, 09:19 AM
Don't you mean this ball (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/10-834.html) and this rack? (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-93.html)

Love ya, Margie, but when it comes for MartialArtsMart.com-selling-fu, I am the jedi master and you are the padawan. Clear your mind. Feel the force. No, don't feel that, the force I said. ;)

M_ArtsMargie
12-11-2002, 09:33 AM
gene***if you are a jedi master, then I can be your apprentice:D

Chang Style Novice
12-11-2002, 10:04 AM
New dog for your consideration in my userpic.

Hai_To
12-11-2002, 10:20 AM
Come on Margie, I'm sure the pictures will be...artistic.

Xebsball
12-11-2002, 12:29 PM
the world will explode if CSN changes his avatar 2 more times this week

Chang Style Novice
12-11-2002, 12:42 PM
But Xebsy!

Duke and Ladybug and Waylon all want to come to your house and live with you and eat your table scraps!

Kristoffer
12-11-2002, 12:45 PM
I just realized that EVERYONE on this forum only seems to post in this thread now. I was like outside and wondering where everyone else were. Maan,, do I feel silly :D

Xebsball
12-11-2002, 01:04 PM
That would kinda make it easier for me to wash the dishes, wouldnt it :confused:

ewallace
12-11-2002, 01:22 PM
I don't think I have posted on this thread yet. And I sure as hell am not going to go thru 80 pages to find out.

rubthebuddha
12-11-2002, 01:25 PM
i think you did, somewhere back in the teens.

babooon87
12-11-2002, 01:27 PM
didnt post either, this thread is REALLY getting big... It has like 1000 posts

rubthebuddha
12-11-2002, 03:28 PM
you were number 1200. impressive. makes tae li's thread look like a pile of fishheads.

TaoBoy
12-11-2002, 03:35 PM
What ever has happened to Tae Li?
And how many posts has her estrogen-filled Jet Li thread reached now?

M_ArtsMargie
12-11-2002, 03:51 PM
#1203

Ewallace***you have posted on this thread.

Kristoffer***that is becuase our thread is sooooooo cool:D

xesball***hi ;) !

M_ArtsMargie
12-11-2002, 03:56 PM
ooops Hai_to***we dont have got qi panties sorry. If we did, HEC, I'd buy some just to have one. But I dont think any one of you will get a chance to see me in those anyways.:(

Mean while maybe this will tickle your FANCY (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/femsoutsup14.html) ooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:D

Hau Tien
12-11-2002, 10:39 PM
I believe shortly after this thread was made it was predicted to be the biggest one ever.... I'm not surprised ;)

Serpent
12-11-2002, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
you were number 1200. impressive. makes tae li's thread look like a pile of fishheads.

Yeah, baby!

:D

Serpent
12-11-2002, 11:15 PM
This thread is actually slowing heading towards self-awareness. It's a gestalt entity, virtually forming itself from the combined subconscious brain patterns of everyone that has posted on it. Imagine what it could become!

I predict conscious awakening sometime before post 2000.

You have been warned!

Hai_To
12-12-2002, 06:31 AM
I don't think I'd look so good in that.

GeneChing
12-12-2002, 08:59 AM
Didn't we cover got qi undies on the other got qi thread?

As for the fancies (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/mensoutcupsu.html) you can always buy one and line it with fur. Think about it.

And Marige, we could make a pair of got qi undies, special for you, no problem.;)

GeneChing
12-12-2002, 09:24 AM
Serpent, I couldn't agree with you more. If there's a KFM koan, this is it. Or this was it somewhere in the last 80 pages. or perhps it's to come. Nevertheless, I'm sure you'll agree that this thread is a regular stop in your KFM experience.

And Margie, of course you can be my apprentice (once you pass the loyalty tests) but then again, you did start this thread. So my young padawan, the force is strong in you.

norther practitioner
12-12-2002, 09:39 AM
Oh, and Margie, you'll only need this:
http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/3280.html
some of these:
http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/sashes.html
and one or two of these:
http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-08b.html
to be Gene's apprentice.

M_ArtsMargie
12-12-2002, 11:14 AM
northern practioner***are you treating?

Gene***Thanks! May the force be with you(no like you dont already have it):D

Serpent***I think you will be the first to realize self awareness. GOT QI (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/powsweat99ma5.html)

**for everyone,,,,,,i have extra bruce lee posters. If you want one, let me know.

M_ArtsMargie
12-12-2002, 11:18 AM
Gene***cool. I'll take one. Prefer a g
:p

Hai_To***you wont know unless you try it

Hai_To
12-12-2002, 12:02 PM
Yeah, yeah, last time I did something like that it didn't turn out so well.

"Stop following me."
"Where are your pants?"
"I'm calling the cops!!"

"But they're mink lined..."

Blah, blah, blah...:D

norther practitioner
12-12-2002, 01:10 PM
Sure I'll treat, just come on by my office.....
FYI, my office is in Boulder, CO.

Bolt
12-12-2002, 01:15 PM
I was just wondering why no one responds to this message thread.....



....ok, ok, smart arse on the lose ! ..but GAWD ! This thread should start it's own site ! You folks have got quite a ruckus started here !


out

M_ArtsMargie
12-12-2002, 02:35 PM
Bolt**Thanks. We all try really hard.

Northern practioner***oh...let me just get in my car and drive down there.

M_ArtsMargie
12-12-2002, 02:37 PM
lol
:D I would have loved to see that Hai_to

greyseal
12-12-2002, 02:44 PM
#1213 Whoohooo! Got Cheese? Gouda? Swiss? Munster? A sharp, aged Cheddar?

M_ArtsMargie
12-12-2002, 02:49 PM
greayseal***GOT QI (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/19341.html)

cogg
12-12-2002, 03:20 PM
urgh. thougt it was about time i popped in and said hey, after 81 pages i think nows a good time to be fashionably late.
HOW YOU ALL DOING?:D

Xebsball
12-12-2002, 03:21 PM
hi Margie :) ;)

Im posting this at a cybercafe cos:
My modem doesnt work
My brother put a password on his pc
I bought a new modem and it doesnt work

Well here its expensive, time is money, i gotta go, fast!

Talk more to ya later when i get my 56k power back, Margie :)

M_ArtsMargie
12-12-2002, 04:10 PM
XESBALL**no prob. we will chat later

Cogg**welcome to the Got qi thread

Design Sifu
12-12-2002, 04:37 PM
Love ya, Margie, but when it comes for MartialArtsMart.com-selling-fu, I am the jedi master and you are the padawan. Clear your mind. Feel the force.

well then.. if you're the Jedi... then call me DARTH DESIGN SIFU!!! (http://members.cox.net/tauntaun/SW/Sith.swf)

M_ArtsMargie
12-12-2002, 04:57 PM
Design Sifu****I wish i had sound on this comp.

Chang Style Novice
12-12-2002, 05:14 PM
Design Sifu -

Is that one of your flash thingies?

PS - I tried going to http://thedarkside.com/switch, but got 404ed.

Design Sifu
12-12-2002, 05:46 PM
Sorry Chang... that one's not one of my Flash things...

I had a Imperial droid work (http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_1403) that one up...;)

Serpent
12-12-2002, 08:59 PM
Isn't it amazing how Star Wars is now such an integral part of western culture that there is nowhere that a Star Wars reference would be out of place.

I mean, a kung fu forum is easy, obviously, but think about it. Try to think of a situation where you can't work in a Star Wars reference that is both relevant and not self-indulgent.

Go on, I dare ya!

Chang Style Novice
12-12-2002, 09:13 PM
As long as we're on the topic of self-indulgence, here's the coolest flash animation I've seen lately. It might be a touch big for dialup...

Kunstbar (http://www.flash-award.com/cgi-bin/show.pl?op=fullscreen&id=2641&category)

Serpent
12-12-2002, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
As long as we're on the topic of self-indulgence, here's the coolest flash animation I've seen lately. It might be a touch big for dialup...

Kunstbar (http://www.flash-award.com/cgi-bin/show.pl?op=fullscreen&id=2641&category)

Good lord. I think I just achieved enlightenment.

Chang Style Novice
12-12-2002, 09:46 PM
Was it when the heironymous bosch monster was sh!tting you into the glass bulb?

Sharky
12-12-2002, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
As long as we're on the topic of self-indulgence, here's the coolest flash animation I've seen lately. It might be a touch big for dialup...

Kunstbar (http://www.flash-award.com/cgi-bin/show.pl?op=fullscreen&id=2641&category)

****ing art students.

get a real job














'etc'

Chang Style Novice
12-12-2002, 10:03 PM
Oh, like rapping is a real job?

Face it, Sharks, we're peas in a pod, you and I.

Serpent
12-12-2002, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Oh, like rapping is a real job?

Face it, Sharks, we're peas in a pod, you and I.

Ba-chang!

That was the sound of CSN totalling punking out Sharky!

(And yes, the Heironymous Bosch bit was probably the final trigger).

Sharky
12-12-2002, 10:19 PM
I'm doing a degree in comp sci for all those that don't know :o

and at least rapping is giving people what they want

artists and art students just make a load of junk that no one really wants, but feel they should try to 'appreciate' cos some fool spent 24 years colouring the ****er in

eulerfan
12-12-2002, 10:25 PM
Artists can see naked women often and call it 'work'. Gotta see the draw. s'cuse the pun.

Chang Style Novice
12-12-2002, 10:26 PM
heh - I'm just razzing ya, ol' top.

But I don't think you understand the goal of an art degree very well (at least, not MY goal for my art degree.) The creative impulse is pretty much the same no matter how it manifests itself. I don't remember you looking too kindly on the styles and skills of mcs who change things up for the cream - it was more about doing something unique and self-expressive, right?

Sharky
12-12-2002, 10:27 PM
Art students wear quicksilver hoodys, and rock some mean Vans trainers cos they are 'totally cool'.

They also get to see 97 year old naked men with shrivelled *****', get to call it 'work', but don't get paid for it.

Thanks

Chang Style Novice
12-12-2002, 10:28 PM
Eulerfan - there are some attractive art models, yes. But it's actually more fun (and ultimately more artistically rewarding) to draw and paint the ones that aren't ideal specimens.

Check out the work of Ivan Albright, for example.

Sharky
12-12-2002, 10:29 PM
(obviously i'm joking too, CSN. but now i've pointed it out, it's not funny anymore :( )

Chang Style Novice
12-12-2002, 10:30 PM
Sharky - those are posers. Art students wear tore-up whatever they can get cheap cuz
a - they got no money
b - they're just gonna get paint on it anyway.

crosspost -

yeah, I got that. But I (like most) enjoy nothing so much as talking about myself. So I got caught up.

Sharky
12-12-2002, 10:30 PM
(and if we write in brackets like this, no one can understand what we're saying)

Chang Style Novice
12-12-2002, 10:36 PM
Supersexy Ivan Albright portrait "Flesh (Smaller than Tears Are the Little Blue Flowers), 1928." (http://www.tfaoi.com/musimage/mnews90.jpg)

dezhen2001
12-12-2002, 10:55 PM
im a DESIGN student NOT and ART student, theres a difference ;)
(we dont get paint on our clothes and dont look so much like hippies as well as dont smoke nasty ass roll up cigarettes :D)

dawood

Mr Punch
12-12-2002, 11:36 PM
I was an artist's model for a while... and there's no way I'd pay to look at me!!! :o :eek:

It was up to 30 quid an hour though (sounds good, but I know one of the sculptors was getting up to 500 for a wee statue of my ass!). Very physically demanding, especially action poses. Good chigung practice in adversity.

In group classes, it was always interesting to wander round during the break and see just how different people's perceptions of you are. Sometimes I looked like Arnie (never 'true'), sometimes like a twisted strip of bog-roll (never that twisted...! now not so much of a strip!).

1) You don't know cool until you've sat in a freezing classroom surrounded by seventeen year-old female art students, pretending that none of them have noticed your nuts have disappeared.

2) You don't know life until you've stared at the ever-changing, ever-shifting twin worlds of your own nadgers in a draught for two hours. (Women, sorry, you'll have to borrow a pair).

GeneChing
12-13-2002, 08:49 AM
...more fun to feel it...

Design Sifu
12-13-2002, 09:54 AM
I was an ART & Design student... so there... :p

GeneChing
12-13-2002, 09:56 AM
CSN comes in with some knock out links and eulerfan returns. Maybe this Friday the 13th will get better.

M_ArtsMargie
12-13-2002, 10:28 AM
mink is good....ke ke ke

If you ever go to hawaii, check out a tv show that is called the Bruddahs. It is so funny. It's these Hawaiian guys who do these series of mocking people that live in hawaii. There is this one part and it goes.....

The bruddahs believe they are wise but want to be wiser. The two bruddas who have been studying kungfu ask their sensei to teach them something wise.

Sensei says "i will teach you something wise. The wiser you get, you will soon be yellow belt, like me."

The Bruddahs "oh sensei...thank you thank you. Please go ahead and teach us your wisdom!" They are so excited to finally be as wise as their sensei.

Sensei then says " What would you do, if your son was at home. Crying all alone on the bedroom floor, becuase he's hungry. And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money:D

Anyways......there is so much more before and after that. but in order to really understand it, you have got to watch it.

M_ArtsMargie
12-13-2002, 10:34 AM
I didn't even realize that it was the 13th today. Stayed up late last night so I may have a couple Brain F@rts today.

Did you see my post about the Bruddahs in the TC media forum? Pretty funny huh? Do I get mink undies?;)

Design Sifu
12-13-2002, 11:46 AM
Artists can see naked women often and call it 'work'. Gotta see the draw. s'cuse the pun.

I've seen plenty of neked women...er, durring art school... the coolest secret that most "artists" won't mention is that many a beautiful woman can be convinced to undress on the premis that as an artist, one would want to capture the fullness of their beauty unhindered by clothing...

or something to that effect . . . ;)

That and the lack of finals or papers make Art school a paradise for the crafty...

Margie, would you model Mink Undies if we put Got Qi (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/19341.html) on 'em?

Design Sifu
12-13-2002, 11:59 AM
errrr.... tlak about wise@ss eh?

dezhen2001
12-13-2002, 12:32 PM
one of my friends studies photography and gets MANY young and nubile gals to pose for his fashion photography shoots :) Hes not only a good photographer (excellent actually) but also VERY smooth :D

dawood

Hai_To
12-13-2002, 12:45 PM
I would have loved to see that Hai_to

Unfortunately the restraining order prevents that from happening.

The Brudahs, huh? Doesn't sound like it would ever compare to Magnum PI.

eulerfan
12-13-2002, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Did you see my post about the Bruddahs in the TC media forum? Pretty funny huh? Do I get mink undies?;)

Oooh. Mink undies. You put those on, I'll don my leather bikini and we'll play 'warring tribes'.

I believe this would work the men up into a nice, frothy lather.;)

dezhen2001
12-13-2002, 01:02 PM
:eek::eek:

dawood

norther practitioner
12-13-2002, 01:30 PM
:) :D :eek: :cool:

M_ArtsMargie
12-13-2002, 02:10 PM
What is maghum PI?

In order to get the Bruddahs, you have to watch it. Some parts are just plain wacked, but i wont get in to details

Design Sifu
12-13-2002, 04:00 PM
on the topic of Minks....

do any of you really know how mink is "harvested"?

do you want to know? :eek:

I wish I didn't

But don't let that stop you gals from playing 1 Million B.C. (http://www.geocities.com/raquel_welch_pictures/gallery/image8.jpg)

please . . . go right ahead

Mr Punch
12-14-2002, 01:56 AM
Call me selfish but I can't believe I revealed all about revealing all and nobody even turned a hair...

I obviously put too high a price on my nuts...!!!:eek: :o ;) :D

Mr Punch
12-14-2002, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
on the topic of Minks....

do any of you really know how mink is "harvested"?



Yeah, try rubber.



:D

eulerfan
12-14-2002, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Mat
Call me selfish but I can't believe I revealed all about revealing all and nobody even turned a hair...

I obviously put too high a price on my nuts...!!!:eek: :o ;) :D

I once streaked down a street lined with busy bars on a friday night. The best part was the next week when somebody told me about the streaking as though I didn't know it had happened.

Once you get over that initial instinct to cover yourself and you've felt the death rattle of your pride, public nudity is great fun, I find.

FatherDog
12-14-2002, 11:50 AM
My friend Bianca's girlfriend was *****ing about bras one time. "Why do we have to wear them? Why don't guys have to wear something uncomfortable with an underwire on their balls?"
Me: "If women decided balls were more attractive when they lift and separate, we probably would."
Her: "Well, why don't you show us and we'll see?"
Me: *ziiip*

Everyone else in the room knew me well enough that they turned their heads away the minute "why don't you show us" came out of her mouth. :D

eulerfan
12-14-2002, 12:22 PM
Your friend's girlfriend needs either better constructed or better fitting bras. Most bras nowadays are super comfy. If I'm sleeping alone, I sleep in my mine.

But, what's going on here? Do you mean girlfriend as in a friend who is female, is this a lesbian couple or do you know a man named Bianca?

I'm curious because most lesbians I know do enjoy directing conversation towards the battle of the sexes and will jump on a non-issue to accomplish that, if necessary. Also, they seem to have an almost morbid curiosity about male sexuality. Very, "I don't want to touch it or anything. I just want to look at it."

Nor have I witnesses a guy who had a problem with being the subject of said curiosity.

Kinda odd. Kind kooky. People are strange.

FatherDog
12-14-2002, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Your friend's girlfriend needs either better constructed or better fitting bras. Most bras nowadays are super comfy. If I'm sleeping alone, I sleep in my mine.

Huh. My most recent ex found them quite uncomfortable, and she was 5'0 and 95 lbs; not exactly overburdened with cleavage. I guess it varies by bra.



But, what's going on here? Do you mean girlfriend as in a friend who is female, is this a lesbian couple or do you know a man named Bianca?

Bianca is bisexual with a strong preference for women. The aforementioned girlfriend (who is now an ex) was bisexual, but I didn't know her well enough to go into more detail than that.

I actually know considerably more bisexual women than straight women. I sometimes forget that this is unusual. :D



I'm curious because most lesbians I know do enjoy directing conversation towards the battle of the sexes and will jump on a non-issue to accomplish that, if necessary.


I don't think this was a battle of the sexes issue; she was just *****ing about uncomfortable bras.



Also, they seem to have an almost morbid curiosity about male sexuality. Very, "I don't want to touch it or anything. I just want to look at it."

Huh. Haven't noticed that. Of course, I don't know all that many full-blown lesbians.



Nor have I witnesses a guy who had a problem with being the subject of said curiosity.

I'm pretty casual about nudity, and indeed most things that other people would consider inappropriate in public. Again, sometimes I forget that this is unusual. This is why my sister doesn't like going out to eat with me.



Kinda odd. Kind kooky. People are strange.

...when you're a stranger, faces look ugly, when you're alone...

eulerfan
12-14-2002, 02:00 PM
a) Well, it does vary from bra to bra but there's also the fit. A lot of women don't know how a bra is supposed to fit. So they keep buying ill fitting bras thinking that bras, on the whole, are uncomfortable. And, since a lot of women complain about this, they don't really try to figure out what's wrong.

b) Then I have no schema to fit that into. I know no bisexuals. All of my friends identify as either straight or gay. The gay community here seems to really look down on bisexuality. The feeling seems to be that bisexuals want to live the gay lifestyle but don't want to have to really be out and deal with the repurcussions or something. I'm not sure exactly what the problem is. My gay friends are just always talking about some, "bi tool, what an idiot, making an @ss out of him/herself again last night".

c) Oh yeah. It's not just lesbians. Do you know many gay men? My gay male friends are always wanting to fondle and make out with me and stuff when they get plastered. A lot of women will do it, too. The logic is like, "Since you aren't actually attracted to me, it's okay for you to use me sexually." I don't buy that and I don't do it but I've seen quite a few women really go with it. I guess it's sort of like the way straight women like to make out with other women on odd, wild occasions.

I guess it's understandable, given the male attitude towards lesbianism, that lesbians would want to keep a little more distance when they do that kind of exploration.

M_ArtsMargie
12-14-2002, 02:53 PM
Eulerfan***to you question. hell ya i would wear them. ooooo

I don't know about mink though
:eek:

Xebsball
12-14-2002, 03:50 PM
( i cant believe im missing the bisexual/lesbian wimmins talk :( )

I still havent got my stuff fixed :( ill drop by when i can until then

You peeps take care :D

FatherDog
12-14-2002, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
b)The gay community here seems to really look down on bisexuality. The feeling seems to be that bisexuals want to live the gay lifestyle but don't want to have to really be out and deal with the repurcussions or something.

c) Oh yeah. It's not just lesbians. Do you know many gay men? My gay male friends are always wanting to fondle and make out with me and stuff when they get plastered. A lot of women will do it, too.

I think these points are closely related. I think a lot more people are really bisexual than anyone on either side suspects; the problem is that large portions of the gay community have the mentality that if you like the same sex at all, you're gay, and 'playing around' with the opposite sex is just being confused/pressured by society. A lot of folks that are really bisexual figure out that they like the same sex, and say "Well, gee, I must be gay!" and just date the same sex... then they get drunk and start fondling the opposites. Then they sober up, "Oh, that was because I was drunk! After all, I'm gay!"

Most research indicates that sexuality is more of a spectrum, with various preferences. There are folks that are a hundred percent heterosexual, and folks that are a hundred percent ****sexual, but more people fall into "bi with a strong preference" than we would think, and most of those people just consider themselves one or the other.

I'm straight, incidentally, before anyone asks. A shame, really; I'd've got a lot more play in high school otherwise. :D

TaoBoy
12-15-2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
a) Well, it does vary from bra to bra but there's also the fit. A lot of women don't know how a bra is supposed to fit. So they keep buying ill fitting bras thinking that bras, on the whole, are uncomfortable. And, since a lot of women complain about this, they don't really try to figure out what's wrong.

I read somewhere that the majority of women are actually wearing the wrong sized bra everyday. Either cup or bust size or a combination of the two. The quoted percentage was amazing - like 60-70%.

An ex-girlfriend of mine actually went to have a bra fitting one day and found out that she wasn't a 12B as she had always though but was actually a 10C. That change made a heap of difference to how she felt and also how she looked!

Food for thought!

Serpent
12-15-2002, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan

Once you get over that initial instinct to cover yourself and you've felt the death rattle of your pride, public nudity is great fun, I find.

I couldn't agree more.

Is eulerfan the perfect woman or what?!

;)

TaoBoy
12-15-2002, 08:00 PM
Did someone say public nudity?

*zip*

Serpent
12-15-2002, 08:14 PM
Last one naked is a putz!

*zzzziiip*

dezhen2001
12-15-2002, 09:26 PM
taoboy: i dunno the australian method for bra sizes :(

dawood

Serpent
12-15-2002, 09:28 PM
Just like the English, except it's dress size (10, 12, etc.) rather than chest measurement in inches.

So a 34C in England would probably be a 12C here, give or take a bit.

Not that I'm a bra expert.

Or anything.

dezhen2001
12-15-2002, 09:31 PM
thats what i thought... hmmm... gotta think for a minute... thats good to know :)

dawood

Serpent
12-15-2002, 09:33 PM
I know what Tae Li is getting for Xmas! ;)

I can point you in the direction of some good Aussie fetish shops if you like.

dezhen2001
12-15-2002, 09:35 PM
LOL :D

hmmm... maybe i should leave those up to u? after all im a good muslim boy :p

dawood

Chang Style Novice
12-15-2002, 09:38 PM
Well, I went on a short and impromptu trip to Houston this weekend, and didn't even look up Eulerfan (not that I could've, or would've since just showing up in town with no warning would have been tantamount to saying "Hi, I'm a creepy stalker!")

But I did visit the Rothko Chapel (http://www.rothkochapel.org) and the Cy Twombly Gallery (http://www.menil.org/twombly.html) this morning before the family business I had to attend to got underway.

I highly recommend both experiences to anyone living in Houston, or just passing through, or simply alive and with working eyeballs.

Oh, and to stay on topic, all bras should have velcro fasteners, not those irritating tiny wire hooks.

dezhen2001
12-15-2002, 09:40 PM
kewl hope u had a good time :) but i disagree with your last statment...

dawood

Chang Style Novice
12-15-2002, 09:52 PM
Well, lemme put it this way - I wish I'd been able to spend as much time at art museums as I spent with my family, and also that I could have limited the time I spent with my family to the amount of time I spent at art museums.

But still, at least there weren't any fights. Of course, my Uncle Woods didn't make it, and he's usually the instigator.

Mr Punch
12-16-2002, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Oh, and to stay on topic, all bras should have velcro fasteners, not those irritating tiny wire hooks.

Yeah, hooks give us dexterous types a bad image...:D ;) !

eulerfan
12-16-2002, 08:52 AM
Oh CSN,

The Menil is amazing.

Chang Style Novice
12-16-2002, 09:03 AM
I wanted to check out the Byzantine chapel, too, and whatever current exhibitions were around, but I just didn't have the time. I went into the Twombly Gallery sometimes liking his stuff, sometimes not. But seeing it in person, and in an environment he basically designed himself (in collaboration with the architect) turned my into an official Big Twombly Fan. I could've spent probably the whole day there, left to my own devices.

Houston's actually becoming pretty well known for an art city.

GeneChing
12-16-2002, 09:08 AM
What is Magnum PI? Next thing you're going to ask is what is Hawaii 5-0...

p.s. mink should stay on minks....

FatherDog
12-16-2002, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Mat


Yeah, hooks give us dexterous types a bad image...:D ;) !

Free tip: Don't bother unhooking it. Slide your hand underneath it and play around a bit. Then just slide the bra up. If you're good with the "play around a bit" part, she'll often slide it up herself.

GeneChing
12-16-2002, 09:48 AM
... this thread has become an extraordinary barometer of how we post. I'm very impressed by CSN's redirection of a discussion of bras and lesbians into chapel architecture. A master stroke!

eulerfan
12-16-2002, 09:59 AM
I almost always just unhook it myself. It is kind of cool when a guy just easily undoes it but, as Mat hinted, it does sort of make you wonder, "Hmmmm, what manner of man-***** have I ended up with, here?"

eulerfan
12-16-2002, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by GeneChing
... this thread has become an extraordinary barometer of how we post. I'm very impressed by CSN's redirection of a discussion of bras and lesbians into chapel architecture. A master stroke!

Well, this thread is highly tolerant of the non-sequitor and one must speak of the Menil after one has visited the Menil. I haven't been in a while but they have some incredible shows there. The chapel he's talking about, really, I know nothing of archetecture but that thing is REALLY COOL.

Xebsball
12-16-2002, 10:36 AM
im getting on a diet thing, how much weight do you think i lose in 1 month?
place your bets, winner gets... ill think of something later

FatherDog
12-16-2002, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by GeneChing
... this thread has become an extraordinary barometer of how we post.

Considering most of my posts on this thread have either been about sex or cannibalism, perhaps that should worry me.

eulerfan: "what manner of man-*****" is a lovely turn of phrase. :D

Xebby: Well, first, tell us how much weight you're trying to lose?

Xebsball
12-16-2002, 11:06 AM
hey dude, im at around 275lbs, 6 feet 2 inches tall, dunno for sure, im gona weight myselft later this afternoon.
I wanna lose 40 to 50lbs, but i dont think that can be done in a healthy way with one month only.

eulerfan
12-16-2002, 11:07 AM
Xebs,

I lost thirty pounds a few years ago and kept it off. Here's some advice.

Try to shoot for about 1 or 2 lbs a week.

If you're losing weight faster than that, you are probably losing muscle and not fat. If you're losing weight slower than that, well, you just aren't getting the results you need to keep your resolve up.

Also, don't get on a plan and see if that works and give up if it doesn't.

You want to treat this like an experiment. Weight loss is shoot and miss. Some programs won't work for you. Sometimes because the actual program doesn't get the weight off. Sometimes because the program doesn't jibe with your personality and you just can't stick to it.

Just, don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Be open to changing and fiddling with your weight loss plan.

We're all different but I'll tell you what I did. I didn't want to yo-yo. I wanted whatever changes I made to be permanant. So I was careful to ease into it. I started off very small. I cut out sodas. One thing at a time. First things first, I adjusted to living without all the soda. Once I'd gotten to the point where I didn't really miss them, I cut out potato chips.

For me, slow and steady wins the race.

Anyhoo, good luck!

eulerfan
12-16-2002, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by FatherDog


Considering most of my posts on this thread have either been about sex or cannibalism, perhaps that should worry me.

eulerfan: "what manner of man-*****" is a lovely turn of phrase. :D

Xebby: Well, first, tell us how much weight you're trying to lose?

Feckless me.

"What manner of man-wh0re" would be what I wrote.

rubthebuddha
12-16-2002, 11:16 AM
hm. i thought it said man-bîtch. whòre changes things.

Chang Style Novice
12-16-2002, 11:21 AM
Even worse - when your partner rolls the condom on without using hands.

Or mouth.

Or feet.

And you're left there hoping - "Oh, please don't have a prehensile tail!"

Xebsball
12-16-2002, 11:27 AM
thnx eulerfan :)

i had heard of the 1 or 2lbs, but that sounds so few...
i'll see what happens :D im nuts anyway

FatherDog
12-16-2002, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Feckless me.

Clearly, you need more feck.

Quick, now taking bets as to whether CSN or Serpent will be the first to offer a good fecking.

Serpent
12-16-2002, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
... this thread has become an extraordinary barometer of how we post. I'm very impressed by CSN's redirection of a discussion of bras and lesbians into chapel architecture. A master stroke!

Actually, I would much rather see a discussion of chapel architecture progress to one of lesbians and bras. And if we could end up with lesbians and bras in a chapel, well....!

Serpent
12-16-2002, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
I almost always just unhook it myself. It is kind of cool when a guy just easily undoes it but, as Mat hinted, it does sort of make you wonder, "Hmmmm, what manner of man-***** have I ended up with, here?"

Hey! I resent that! I've spend many years honing my skills in order to increase the pleasure for the woman. I can cleanly unhook the most stubborn bra with one hand and I ain't no man-*****!

I mean, I spent a long time learning how to give good cunnilingus too. You girls don't seem to mind about that skill.

Sheesh. Women and their double-standards!

(See how I brought the conversation back to cunnilungus! ;) )

Actually, to be honest, I just like the word cunnilingus.

Cunnilingus.

Serpent
12-16-2002, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Even worse - when your partner rolls the condom on without using hands.

Or mouth.

Or feet.

And you're left there hoping - "Oh, please don't have a prehensile tail!"

Nostril? :confused:

Serpent
12-16-2002, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by FatherDog


Clearly, you need more feck.

Quick, now taking bets as to whether CSN or Serpent will be the first to offer a good fecking.

Did someone say fecking?

;)

eulerfan
12-16-2002, 07:31 PM
I like the word coitus.

dezhen2001
12-16-2002, 07:34 PM
im trying real hard not to read any of this :D

dawood

Sharky
12-16-2002, 07:43 PM
*ears ***** up*

who said fecking?

Serpent
12-16-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
I like the word coitus.

Yep. that's another fave of mine.

I'm also a big fan of the words:

fellatio
enthusiasm
female
boobs
river
ocean
contentment
food
kung fu - yeah, baby, we're still on-topic! ;)

There are many, many more, but these words please me with their sound and their meaning.

One word I really don't like is penal-colony. Sounds like a small, undiscovered country of sentient *****es.

eulerfan
12-17-2002, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Serpent

One word I really don't like is penal-colony. Sounds like a small, undiscovered country of sentient *****es. :D

cosmonaut
diaphanous
sinusoidal
solipsism

dezhen2001
12-17-2002, 12:24 AM
man this thread is crazy... imagine years from now a time capsule and all that records the human race in the 21st century is the 'got qi?' thread :D

dawood

M_ArtsMargie
12-17-2002, 12:08 PM
dezhen2001***That would be cool!

Xesball***My friend lost 1 pound every 2 days just by cutting fat out of her diet completlly, drinking water constantly, and doing sit ups ever day. But like eulerfan says, every one is different. In my personal opinion, I think you look fine the way you are.




GOT QI (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/700beads.html)

Design Sifu
12-17-2002, 12:32 PM
You know...

this thread is begining to look like this!!! (http://www.mantasoft.co.uk/_stuff/Recursive.htm)

You peek in because you're curious, but then!!! it SUCKS you (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1719_4934) in!!!

BEWARE!!!

M_ArtsMargie
12-17-2002, 12:35 PM
i know what magnum pi is now. It is that show taped in Hawaii with that guy with the mustache.:D right? drives a red car.

GeneChing
12-17-2002, 04:25 PM
...I really wasn't. NO posts here today. But then I got to thinking how far behind I would fall, so I figured I better check it out....and the word play sucked me in...

So when serpent brought up the word nostril - that actually comes from the root nose-thrill. Back in the day, to be thrilled meant to be pierced by arrows. There's a martial reference of sorts, just to keep us on topic. Anyway, somehow the menaing of thrill has completely changed, sort of like the word 'suck.' I mean mean people suck, so nice people lick. There's your fecking cunnilingus/fellatio, bright boy.

rubthebuddha
12-17-2002, 04:28 PM
design sifu -- make sure you get the link from the correct pane. all that link takes us to is the table of contents.



other good words to enjoy:

hemoglobin (named a fern that back in my dorm days)
allusion
candor
benevolent
lessen
lesson
tyropita
tyropitakia
galactoboureko
saganaki

(those last few were my stomach telling me good words. :D )

eulerfan
12-17-2002, 04:51 PM
precipice
haunting
rhaspody

TaoBoy
12-17-2002, 04:56 PM
titillate
oscillate
circulate
dominate
triumvirate

Serpent
12-17-2002, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
[BAnyway, somehow the menaing of thrill has completely changed, sort of like the word 'suck.' I mean mean people suck, so nice people lick. There's your fecking cunnilingus/fellatio, bright boy. [/B]

Beautiful. Just... beautiful!

Serpent
12-17-2002, 05:12 PM
Onomatopaeia
Palendrome
Pump
Glee
Purge
Pericombobulation

eulerfan
12-17-2002, 05:17 PM
flesh

Design Sifu
12-17-2002, 06:00 PM
design sifu -- make sure you get the link from the correct pane. all that link takes us to is the table of contents.

Just so you know RUB... I did THAT intentionally!!!:rolleyes:

Chang Style Novice
12-17-2002, 06:06 PM
blastocyst
rhododendron
Oconomowoc
Tlaquipoqui
psychosomatic
bassoon
gavotte
Vinko Globokar
Iannis Xenakis
hyperbole
Quonset Hut
folderol

Oh, yeah baby!

Serpent
12-17-2002, 06:15 PM
Feel
Stroke
Caress
Fondle
Rub

Serpent
12-17-2002, 09:22 PM
Grapple
Entwine
Beer
Elucidate
Eucalyptus

Serpent
12-17-2002, 09:22 PM
You know my favourite word?

Truth.

eulerfan
12-17-2002, 10:16 PM
My friend is always sending me lists of get-to-know your friends questions. What is your favorite word? was on one. Here's a bunch of others. We could pick one and do that one next.


What's your favorite article of clothing?
Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
What's the last CD that you bought?
Last book you read?
Where's your favorite place to be?
Where's your least favorite place to be?
What's your favorite place to be massaged?
What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
What's your favorite kitchen item?
What makes you really angry?
If you could play any instrument what would it be?
Favorite color?
Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?
Do you believe in afterlife?
Favorite children's book?
What is your favorite season?
What's your least favorite household chore?
If you could have one super power what would it be?
If you have a tattoo what is it?
Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
What's your favorite day?
What's in the trunk of your car?
What is under your bed?

Chang Style Novice
12-17-2002, 10:37 PM
it probably says more about me that I think a lot of those questions are really asinine.

Xebsball
12-18-2002, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Xesball***My friend lost 1 pound every 2 days just by cutting fat out of her diet completlly, drinking water constantly, and doing sit ups ever day. But like eulerfan says, every one is different. In my personal opinion, I think you look fine the way you are.


Aww (xebby blushes) :) you're too nice

I think im too heavy wich could be bad for my joints in the future and also i wanna be faster with my footwork. Improvments of apearance be more like side effect :cool:

Xebsball
12-18-2002, 04:19 AM
What's your favorite article of clothing?
T-shirt

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Depends. Can be the booty, or the legs, or the breasts, or the face.

What's the last CD that you bought?
Diorama by Silverchair

Last book you read?
That i fully read, i cant remember. I have the problem of starting to read a book then dropping it, then coming back and cant remember the story. I have about 4 books i have to finish

Where's your favorite place to be?
Where my loved peoples are

Where's your least favorite place to be?
Medival prison :confused:
Seriously, where my loved arent

What's your favorite place to be massaged?
The back. And hair too

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
Mind over matter (or mather? not sure of how to spell)

What's your favorite kitchen item?
Fork

What makes you really angry?
cant think of anything speciffic now

If you could play any instrument what would it be?
eletric guitar, wich i do play a little

Favorite color?
blue and black too

Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?
dunno what a SUV is, would like to have a sports car with low rider

Do you believe in afterlife?
I wouldnt mind living this life if i didnt

Favorite children's book?
liked them all, cant pick one

What is your favorite season?
Spring. But in truth i what i like the most is not the seasons, but the change of seasons, i feel stronger in those periods.

What's your least favorite household chore?
Washing dishes

If you could have one super power what would it be?
Flying would be nice

If you have a tattoo what is it?
Dont have, funny i was thinking of getting one on my forearm just yesterday

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
My old friend Coelho, the man disapeared when moved to other city

What's your favorite day?
Friday, becouse it means the weekend is coming

What's in the trunk of your car?
Dont know how to drive

What is under your bed?
Dirt, needs cleaning

Hai_To
12-18-2002, 06:42 AM
What a classic program. That & Airwolf were two of the best things about the 80's.

KC Elbows
12-18-2002, 07:18 AM
What's your favorite article of clothing?

Anything with buckles.

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?

The buttock(either one).

What's the last CD that you bought?

Sabicas

Last book you read?

Can't think of the title now, I just finished it. It's on revising fiction, has a generic title, so it's slipping my mind. The last fiction was catcher in the rye.

Where's your favorite place to be?

That's a tough one. Ideally, out on a piece of land where I can write and practice and live in some quiet.

Where's your least favorite place to be?

A board meeting.

What's your favorite place to be massaged?

A board meeting.

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?

I don't like this question, so I refuse to answer it.

What's your favorite kitchen item?

Flour sifter.

What makes you really angry?

Futility.

If you could play any instrument what would it be?

Violin.

Favorite color?

Orange.

Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?

I hate them both equally, just as I hate all cars. Viva los zapatos![sp]

Do you believe in afterlife?

No. Nor do I believe in free will. It is all a statistical certainty that we would all be posting here. I am merely sad by a trick of numbers. It's not my fault.

Favorite children's book?

Curious George

What is your favorite season?

Summer.

What's your least favorite household chore?

Putting new cat food in the bowl because the cats will not eat 4 hour old food, despite the fact that it's dry food, anyway.

If you could have one super power what would it be?

The ability to break things down to their subatomic particles, juggle them, and then return them to their original state completely unchanged instantaneously.

If you have a tattoo what is it?

I don't have one, but if I got one, it would be a black and white one of a melancholy swordsman sitting on a black throne across my entire back, a la Elric.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?

That short guy from the Wizard of Oz. Really, no one of note.

What's your favorite day?

Days where I write a lot.

What's in the trunk of your car?

An old backpack that I don't have room for in my house, tire iron, jack, tire, some books, motor and transmission oil.

What is under your bed?

Under my wife's side, a million magazines. Under my side, all the papers I ever wrote in college, all of my poetry, a few magazines(like five or six), notes for my book, notes for my short stories, early drafts, letters I received, letters I wrote but never sent, briefcase type things people give me because they mistakenly believe I like them(four of those), letters I am working on but may never send, and, if she can find room, my cat.

As for favorite words, I have two:

glottis
uvula

Good woody words. Not tinny at all.

eulerfan
12-18-2002, 08:25 AM
What's your favorite article of clothing?

Little black dress. It's sexy without being trampy and you can wear it almost anywhere.

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?

The part right above the pelvic bone and below the stomach, there's this little muscle or something that wraps around the waist. The best I've seen was on Ashton Kuchter.

What's the last CD that you bought?

Black Celebration by Depeche Mode. I was feeling sentimental. That album and I have a lot of history.

Last book you read?

Matrices and Linear Transformations.

Where's your favorite place to be?

In my bed.

Where's your least favorite place to be?

In traffic.

What's your favorite place to be massaged?

My hand.

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?

Mind. Weak minded people are definitely taken more than weak bodied people.

What's your favorite kitchen item?

Coffee maker.

What makes you really angry?

People who are passive aggressive. You know they were being d!cks but, when you call them on it, they do a little 'who me?'/'I was kidding' tap dance.

If you could play any instrument what would it be?

Someting original. Balalaika, maybe.

Favorite color?

I don't have one.

Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?

Neither.

Do you believe in afterlife?

Nope.

Favorite children's book?

The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein

What is your favorite season?

Fall

What's your least favorite household chore?

Laundry. Too much waiting involved. Put in a load and you're stuck at the house for another hour and a half.

If you could have one super power what would it be?

Stop time for periods.

If you have a tattoo what is it?

None.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?

I would now like to refer you to my screennamem

What's your favorite day?

Sunday

What's in the trunk of your car?

A wedding gift I still have to mail.

What is under your bed?

Books. Too many books under there. And a suitcase. A suitcase full of books, actually.

GeneChing
12-18-2002, 08:56 AM
... Magnum had the drew a bead on some martial arts master villian henchman. The henchman postured like he was going to attack. Magnum said something like "nobody's that fast." Nevertheless the henchman made his move and the immediately cut to a commercial, implying that the martial artist was shot cold dead.

That scene always stuck with me. The plight of the modern martial artist...

GeneChing
12-18-2002, 09:37 AM
What's your favorite article of clothing?
~belt buckle
Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
~eyes
What's the last CD that you bought?
~amazing grace - garcia (actually it came in a book and it was a gift.)
Last book you read?
~marcus garvey, life and lessons. currently rereading man and his symbols.
Where's your favorite place to be?
~with my family on an adventure
Where's your least favorite place to be?
~gridlocked traffic
What's your favorite place to be massaged?
~neck and shoulders - i've been healing a shoulder injury for a several months so it requires a lot of attention
What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
~no difference, no distinction
What's your favorite kitchen item?
~bottle opener
What makes you really angry?
~ego
If you could play any instrument what would it be?
~drums, but i noodle with digeridoo
Favorite color?
~black
Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?
~i hate SUV's. i drive a hybrid.
Do you believe in afterlife?
~beforelife, afterlife, present life, it's all the same.
Favorite children's book?
~the lorax
What is your favorite season?
~summer
What's your least favorite household chore?
~killing ants
If you could have one super power what would it be?
~either rogue's or wolverine's...
If you have a tattoo what is it?
~i'm circumcised - that's enough social scarification on my body.
Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
~bodhidarma
What's your favorite day?
~saturday
What's in the trunk of your car?
~presents
What is under your bed?
~probably my kid's toys...and dust

FatherDog
12-18-2002, 10:34 AM
What's your favorite article of clothing?

My boots.

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?

Face. No double-baggers for me.

What's the last CD that you bought?

I never buy one CD at a time. The last group of CDs I bought was Flogging Molly - Swagger, The Pogues - Streams of Whiskey (Live), Apoptygma Berzerk - Apopcalyptic Manifesto, Tool - Saliva, Aqua - Aquarius.

Last book you read?

I'm in the middle of rereading the Silmarillion, since I haven't read it since 9th grade.

Where's your favorite place to be?

In the gym training, or in front of my computer.

Where's your least favorite place to be?

Anywhere else. Particularly places in which I must wear clothing beyond gym shorts or a bathrobe.

What's your favorite place to be massaged?

This is a family forum! :eek:

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?

Strong in mind. If you don't have the mental fortitude to exercise and train hard, you'll never get strong in body.

What's your favorite kitchen item?

Garlic.

What makes you really angry?

Willful ignorance. Witch-hunts. Hypocrisy.

If you could play any instrument what would it be?

Violin.

Favorite color?

Black.

Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?

SUV's have terrible handling on actual roads, terrible gas mileage, and are ugly. I live in New Jersey; even with the occasional camping trip, I rarely have occasion to drive off-road. Sports cars, on the other hand, have little cargo/passenger space, go far faster than I ever need to, and are a good way to get hassled by the cops. Plus, the insurance would be ludicrous. I have a nice sedan that I can fit my legs into.

Do you believe in afterlife?

Yes.

Favorite children's book?

The Hobbit. (Hey, I was in 1st grade when I read it; as far as I'm concerned, it's a children's book.)

What is your favorite season?

Autumn.

What's your least favorite household chore?

Mowing the lawn. It's time consuming.

If you could have one super power what would it be?

Regeneration/indestructibility. Being able to wait five minutes and have a pulled muscle just fix itself would make training so much easier. Not to mention skiing.

If you have a tattoo what is it?

I'm 23; I'm not convinced anything I think is cool enough to go on my body now will still be cool in 5 years. Maybe when I'm 28, I'll get one.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?

Can't really think of any one person, honestly.

What's your favorite day?

Saturday. CSN's right, this is an asinine question.

What's in the trunk of your car?

Jumper cables, flares, a jack, a tire repair kit, a small tool kit, a small first aid kit, a sleeping bag, windshield wiper fluid, bottled water, bungee cords, plastic bags, and (currently) 310 lbs worth of weights; a Xmas present for my brother that I'm ****ed if I'm gonna lug into the house and wrap. He'll get a card under the tree with "Check my trunk" written in it.

What is under your bed?

Dozens upon dozens of books and graphic novels.

dwid
12-18-2002, 10:55 AM
What's your favorite article of clothing?

My M65 field jacket.

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?

Definitely the face.

What's the last CD that you bought?

Kool Keith - Black Elvis/Lost in Space

Last book you read?

Choke - Chuck Palahniuk

Where's your favorite place to be?

Home. What a boring response.

Where's your least favorite place to be?

In line at the post office.

What's your favorite place to be massaged?

I'm not sure I understand this one. I guess my lower back. I tend to carry a lot of tension there.

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?

You can't support one without the other.

What's your favorite kitchen item?

Water.

What makes you really angry?

Laziness.

If you could play any instrument what would it be?

The shakuhachi or the pipa.

Favorite color?

A tie between olive and grey. I have no coordination skill, so most of my wardrobe consists of these colors.

Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?

My '89 Buick Skylark suits my needs...when it's running that is.

Do you believe in afterlife?

It's not a matter of belief. Something comes "after-life," even if that something is nothing... beyond that, it isn't really relevant for me to speculate. Allowing thoughts of life after death to influence how you conduct your life seems rather silly, and not in keeping with my zen-influenced outlook.

Favorite children's book?

I never read many of these. In my preteens I remember enjoying the Bio of a Space Tyrant series by Piers Anthony.

What is your favorite season?

Spring.

What's your least favorite household chore?

Cleaning the bathroom.

If you could have one super power what would it be?

I've got to go with the healing factor/regeneration thing. It's simply too good to pass up.

If you have a tattoo what is it?

I've got too many to mention them all. I have a caricature of H.P. Lovecraft on my left lower leg. I guess that one's unique enough to be noteworthy.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?

Maybe Aldous Huxley or Philip K. D-I-C-K.

What's your favorite day?

Arbor day.

What's in the trunk of your car?

Spare tire, tools, blanket, antifreeze and other sundries.

What is under your bed?

I have a cat that is terrified of human contact for the most part. She has carved out an entryway into the box spring which she uses for her den. It would be cruel of me to store any items under the bed that could potentially obstruct her path to her "safe place."

Design Sifu
12-18-2002, 10:57 AM
favorite article of clothing?
My hat(s)

feature of the opposite sex?
her hands

last CD
Toska: Suzuki in Dub (http://www.smokecds.com/cd/25673)

Last(est) book
Pharmako / Poeia (http://www.erowid.org/library/books/pharmakopoeia.shtml)

favorite place to be?
on earth, usually outside with my dog(s) nearby

least favorite place to be?
Stuck in a bureaucracy

favorite place to be massaged
bedroom :p

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
strong spirits . . . ;)

favorite kitchen item?
spatula :rolleyes:

What makes you really angry?
close mindedness

If you could play any instrument what would it be?
Piano

Favorite color?
today it's... #087b7b

sports car or SUV?
Had a sporty car now a mini suv... waiting for a hovercraft.

believe in afterlife?
I believe in life(s)

Favorite children's book?
Dr. Seuss's (http://www.funtocollect.com/drseusohplac.html)

favorite season?
fall

least favorite household chore?
scrubbing toilet? :eek:

If you could have one super power what would it be?
well, if I HAd to narrow it down...THE POWER COSMIC (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_info/0,3699,2403020,00.html)

If you have a tattoo what is it?
errr... kind of hard to explain, you'd have to see it. Working on my second.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
er.. Michealangello... I'd have to practice my itallian.

What's your favorite day?
Sunday's or Monday's...

What's in the trunk of your car?
I don't have a trunk, but usually my Dogs sit behind me.

What is under your bed?
Lots of artwork, and an unused (legless) Kitchen table.


er... can we get back to weird (http://www.mantasoft.co.uk/_stuff/Recursive.htm) links (http://www.martialartsmart.com/) now...:rolleyes:

guohuen
12-18-2002, 11:18 AM
Favorite article of clothing.-Black cashmere smoking jacket(Burbury's)
Favorite feature of the opposite sex.- Face
Last CD bought.- Norah Jones, Come Away With Me.
Last book read. - The Bourne Ultimatum, Robert Ludlum.
Favorite place to be. - The coast of Maine.
Least favorite place to be. - The Jersey Turnpike
Favorite place to be massaged.- Shoulders and upper back.
What's more important, strong in mind or strong in body? -Strong in body. (Bring the body and the mind will follow.)
Favorite kitchen item. - Wustoff 10" chef's knife.
What makes me really angry? - Cruelty.
If I could play any instrument it would be.- The piano. (I'm a guitarist and drummer, I stink at piano.)
Favorite color.- Blue.
Do I prefer a sports car or SUV? - SUV. (If you can consider a pickup truck an SUV)
Do I believe in an afterlife? - Yes.
Favorite children's book. -Bless the Beasts and the Children.
Favorite season. - Autumn.
Least favorite household chore.- Laundry.
Super power. - Shape shifting.
Tatoo. - Dragon, airborne wings, flowers.
One person I wish I could go back in time and talk to. - Thomas Jefferson.
Favorite day. - Saturday.
What's in the trunk of my car? - Jumper cables, fire extinguisher, tool box, shovel, sand.
What's under my bed? - Boxes of clothing and Jimmy Hoffa.

cogg
12-18-2002, 11:36 AM
ooooh gotta join in

fave clothing: new socks, you cant beat the feeling.

feature of opposite sex: boobies, its gotta be.

last CD: Frank Sinatra-all or nothing at all.

last book: Freedom in Exile-Dalai Lama

favorite place to be: in the bath after a doobie.

least favorite place to be: work.

favorite place to be massaged: my bald head.

strong in mind or strong in body: strong in mind.

favorite kitchen object: tea-pot.

what makes you angry: old folk who cant drive for sh*t.

if you could play an instrument: tuba for all the ****ing noises.

fave colour: green.

sports car or suv: SUV???????? sports mobile.

believe in after life: errr yeh man i think i do.

favorite kids book: the jabawoki (cant spell it anymore tho).

favorite season: summer.

least fave household chore: cleaning up.

super power: being able to fly when i **** hehe.

tattoo: none but would like to get one.

person in the past id like to talk to: charlie chaplin.

fave day: birthday.

whats in boot of your car: its empty for once.

whats under your bed: broken skateboard and rubbish.

ewallace
12-18-2002, 11:41 AM
What's your favorite article of clothing?
black Adidas pants.

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Whaddya think?

What's the last CD that you bought?
Martinis and Mistletoe

Last book you read?
Power to the people

Where's your favorite place to be?
on the commode when there is a heat lamp overhead.

Where's your least favorite place to be?
on the commode when there is not a heat lamp overhead.

What's your favorite place to be massaged?
Outskirts of the tailbone.

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
mind

What's your favorite kitchen item?
women

What makes you really angry?
When this forum is slow.

If you could play any instrument what would it be?
bagpipes

Favorite color?
Midnight blue.

Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?
Depends on my mood. I drive an SUV, but I am still kicking myself for selling my T/A.

Do you believe in afterlife?
Yes.

Favorite children's book?
Where the sidewalk ends

What is your favorite season?
Football season

What's your least favorite household chore?
Shoveling snow (don’t have to anymore!)

If you could have one super power what would it be?
Hmm, I’ve always wanted to fly, which explains why I jumped off of the roof of my house with a garbage bag when I was a kid.

If you have a tattoo what is it?
Daughter’s face coming soon.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
Pete Rose. To tell him to stop his **** gambling.

What's your favorite day?
Saturday

What's in the trunk of your car?
Are you a cop?

What is under your bed?
Some lint. Maybe a sock or two.

M_ArtsMargie
12-18-2002, 01:00 PM
What's your favorite article of clothing?
***ke ke ke....underwear. Got to have nice undies
Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
***height
What's the last CD that you bought?
***POD
Last book you read?
***one flew over the cuckoos nest
Where's your favorite place to be?
***home
Where's your least favorite place to be?
***crazy
What's your favorite place to be massaged?
***The thighs
What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
***mind
What's your favorite kitchen item?
***what? i dont know.....knife
What makes you really angry?
***repeating myself
If you could play any instrument what would it be?
***piano...and i already know how
Favorite color?
***Deep Blue
Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?
***SUV
Do you believe in afterlife?
***no
Favorite children's book?
***dr sues...cat in the hat
What is your favorite season?
***summer
What's your least favorite household chore?
***cleaning the bathroom
If you could have one super power what would it be?
***everything that spider man has
If you have a tattoo what is it?
***none
Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
***Wouldn't charles manson be a head case? Marylin monroe
What's your favorite day?
***saturday
What's in the trunk of your car?
***dont have a trunk
What is under your bed?
****lots of shoes


__________________

Design Sifu
12-18-2002, 01:28 PM
Hey I just Realised Where the Wild Things Are is my other favorate Children's book!!!

and as for the time travel thing...

I'm also torn between Ben Frankin and Buddha as well... Then there's Dali, jeeze... I think it's a toss up between Ben & Dali if I was to arrive on a saturdaynight!!!!
:cool: :D :cool:

TaoBoy
12-18-2002, 02:06 PM
favorite article of clothing?
My new Atama Kimono

feature of the opposite sex?
My girl's eyes.

Latest CDs
Jeff Buckley - Live at The Sin-e
Jazz guitar greats compilation

Latest books
Always reading more than one book:
Hagakure (The Book of the Samarai)
BJJ Fundamentals - John B Will
365 Tao

favorite place to be?
In bed

least favorite place to be?
In meaningless meetings

favorite place to be massaged
Lower back (in bed)

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
Strong character & strong spirit

favorite kitchen item?
Whisk

What makes you really angry?
War

If you could play any instrument what would it be?
Piano

Favorite color?
That freaky blue you can see in a fire.

sports car or SUV?
Sports.

believe in afterlife?
Not in the common way

Favorite children's book?
Green Eggs and Ham

favorite season?
Autumn

least favorite household chore?
Cleaning the oven

If you could have one super power what would it be?
X-ray vision

[b]If you have a tattoo what is it?
Chinese character for Dragon on right ankle.
Thinking of getting a dragon image on the left ankle.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
My dad when he was my age.

What's your favorite day?
I guess the weekends are my favourites at the moment.

What's in the trunk of your car?
Some clothes to give to charity, a picnic rug, spare tyre and a jacket.

What is under your bed?
My kung fu bag, BJJ bag and a bunch of my girlfriend's stuff.



Now, that was fun. :)

Volcano Admim
12-18-2002, 02:39 PM
What's your favorite article of clothing? duck and cover! duck and cover!
Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? popscicle
What's the last CD that you bought?
eruption, eddie van halen
Last book you read? it melts in yo mouf
Where's your favorite place to be? out!!
Where's your least favorite place to be? cold water
What's your favorite place to be massaged? at my base
What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body? yes you gona burn
What's your favorite kitchen item? table
What makes you really angry? PIS.SED OFF PIS.SED OFF PIS.SED OFF
If you could play any instrument what would it be? bells
Favorite color? red yellow
Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV? tires
Do you believe in afterlife? PHOENIX
Favorite children's book? once uponafire
What is your favorite season? winter.... hahahaha fooled you young silly. summer
What's your least favorite household chore? water activity
If you could have one super power what would it be? SUV
If you have a tattoo what is it? pants
Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to? strong body
What's your favorite day? book of changes, I=ching
What's in the trunk of your car? face
What is under your bed? the earth

rubthebuddha
12-18-2002, 02:41 PM
What's your favorite article of clothing?

pair of cotton gray reebok shorts. so comfy.

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?

smile

What's the last CD that you bought?

sinatra boxed set

Last book you read?

sarum

Where's your favorite place to be?

next to my girlfriend

Where's your least favorite place to be?

away from my girlfriend

What's your favorite place to be massaged?

base of skull / top of neck

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?

mind. a body is more easily strengthened.

What's your favorite kitchen item?

fridge. keeps my dew cold.

What makes you really angry?

agreed with euler on the passive aggressive thing. people are too cowardly to come out and say it.

If you could play any instrument what would it be?

violin, à la gregor kitsis ;)

Favorite color?

blue?

Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?

car

Do you believe in afterlife?

usually

Favorite children's book?

where the sidewalk ends

What is your favorite season?

autumn

What's your least favorite household chore?

cleaning up my room.

If you could have one super power what would it be?

something like odo on st-ds9 would be coo

If you have a tattoo what is it?

nada

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?

my papau

What's your favorite day?

saturday

What's in the trunk of your car?

timetables of classes for the uni i work for

What is under your bed?

case for my laptop, maybe a book.

M_ArtsMargie
12-18-2002, 04:22 PM
isn't that show from the 80's or something?

That guy was funny. :D (imagine his teeth as the mustache.)

GeneChing
12-18-2002, 04:47 PM
It ran from 80-88. check it out. (http://www.ultimatemagnum.com/)

Serpent
12-18-2002, 04:53 PM
Man, way to boost the post count!

What's your favorite article of clothing?
-My studded leather g-string. (Studs are on the inside).

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
-I can't help it - I'm a boob man.

What's the last CD that you bought?
-The Vines. Kinda disappointing actually.

Last book you read?
-Replay by Ken Grimwood.

Where's your favorite place to be?
-Out in nature, far, far away from "civilisation".

Where's your least favorite place to be?
-In the presence of arrogance, hypocritical, artificial people.

What's your favorite place to be massaged?
-My ears.

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
-Mind leads the body.

What's your favorite kitchen item?
-Coffee percolator.

What makes you really angry?
-Arrogance, hypocrisy, artificiality, lack of compassion. Greed.

If you could play any instrument what would it be?
-I play the guitar.

Favorite color?
-Octarine.

Which do you prefer - sports car or SUV?
-Hate all cars. I ride a motorcycle or a push-bike, or I walk. (And sometime take the bus and/or train).

Do you believe in afterlife?
-This is far too big a question for me to be bothered getting into here.

Favorite children's book?
-Runaway Ralph.

What is your favorite season?
-I love 'em all!

What's your least favorite household chore?
-Washing up.

If you could have one super power what would it be?
-The abliity to speak fluently every language in the world.

If you have a tattoo what is it?
-I got lots. Dragons and clouds and fire and stuff.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
-??? There's lots, but none of them that pressing.

What's your favorite day?
-Saturday.

What's in the trunk of your car?
-See above.

What is under your bed?
-The decomposing body of the feckwit that came up with the idea of this ******* questionnaires!

:)

TaoBoy
12-18-2002, 05:44 PM
How did you get Saturday in the trunk of your car, Serp?

Xebsball
12-18-2002, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
What's your favorite article of clothing?
***ke ke ke....underwear. Got to have nice undies
Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
***height


See, more reason for me to like you even more :)

So now, Margie...
How you doin ;)


(deja vu on the above sentance :D )

TaoBoy
12-18-2002, 06:43 PM
You're persistent Marco, I'll give you that!




Is there a chat room still being used by KFO peeps?

eulerfan
12-18-2002, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy
How did you get Saturday in the trunk of your car, Serp?

:rolleyes:

Further above, taoboy. He meant that he has fire and dragons and clouds and stuff in the trunk of his car.

Serpent
12-18-2002, 08:15 PM
Actually, I meant all of the above. I have a small car with a very large trunk. It has my studded leather g-string (studs are on the inside), boobs, The Vines CD, Replay by Ken Grimwood, some nature, a large dose of each of arrogance, hypocrisy & artificiality, my ears, a mind leading a body, a coffee percolator, some more arrogance, hypocrisy, artificiality & lack of compassion, Greed, me playing my guitar, some Octarine, a motorcycle & a push-bike (and a bus and a train), Runaway Ralph, all the seasons, some washing up, Dragons and clouds and fire and stuff and Saturday.

Squeezing Saturday in was a bit of a problem, but it's a very conceptual trunk, so it was ok in the end.

You should come by some time; I'll be having another trunk party soon.

Serpent
12-18-2002, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
i know what magnum pi is now. It is that show taped in Hawaii with that guy with the mustache.:D right? drives a red car.

Guy with a mustache?!

Red car!?!?

Please, Margie, you're killing me here. That's Tom Selleck in a Ferrari, not just some moustachioed guy in a red car!

rubthebuddha
12-19-2002, 12:10 AM
man, serpent, if that's the case, you need to answer more questions with "strawberry margaritas.":(

dezhen2001
12-19-2002, 01:10 AM
favorite article of clothing?
hoddied top

feature of the opposite sex?
everything, esp. legs and behind ;)

last CD
Eric Sermons last album

Last(est) book
apart from Quran? ;) Redemption of Athalus by David Eddings

favorite place to be?
with the people i love

least favorite place to be?
somewhere they are not and i feel lonely and isolated

favorite place to be massaged
who knows? ;)

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
strong mind... but it can be developed thru training the body

favorite kitchen item?
wok

What makes you really angry?
closed mindedness, ignorance while being 'superior' and cruelty

If you could play any instrument what would it be?
hmmm... i dunno :confused:

Favorite color?
cold colours, mainly blue and white or black.

sports car or SUV?
no licence... dunno what SUV is.

believe in afterlife?
yup :) Also believe in living this life.

Favorite children's book?
any by Terry Pratchett (as in kids humour)

favorite season?
winter and spring

least favorite household chore?
scrubbing toilet sounds about right... or clearing the kitchen after the smelly students in my corridor (who dont know how to clean OR cook)

If you could have one super power what would it be?
no idea... im a pretty simple guy. flying would be good so i could go to sydney ;)

If you have a tattoo what is it?
dont have one and could never get one.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
my grandpa as he died when i was 5 :(

What's your favorite day?
Every day is a blessing as far as im concerned even if they are crap.

What's in the trunk of your car?
no car :)

What is under your bed?
a spare pillow, blanket and sleeping bag.

gee THAT was boring :p

dawood

Mr Punch
12-19-2002, 01:45 AM
favorite article of clothing?
anything practical, esp my Levi's boxer briefs.

feature of the opposite sex?
eyes, nipples, neck, back, shoulders, cleft (not nec in order).

last CD
james brown's greatest remixed by japanese techno/trance and dnb djs. sweeeeet!!!

Last(est) book
now reading a japanese grammar book, a chinese grammar book, a japanese economics book and American Gods by Neil Gaiman.

favorite place to be?
don't know. usually wherever i am, i suppose, especially outside.

least favorite place to be?
inside buildings with too much aircon/heating, and too many officious prix in suits.

favorite place to be massaged
body! anywhere!

What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
mind

favorite kitchen item?
many... esp, knife, chopsticks, mixer.

What makes you really angry?
people committing slow suicide on behalf of all of us by failing to equate economic failure with environmental damage.

If you could play any instrument what would it be?
harmonica or guitar.

Favorite color?
all of them! makes me alive!

sports car or SUV?
i'd love an LWB Series II Land Rover, souped up to the max, but i doubt i could justify driving the gas-guzzling ****er!

believe in afterlife?
yes, as food for the planet!

Favorite children's book?
i seemed to remember enjoying 'An Outline of Human Genetics' when i was about 10. maaan, i was fun. also 'Winnie the Pooh', 'A House at Pooh Corner', 'Bears in the Night', and Sendak's malarkey. And 'The Hobbit', and Leon Garfield's book about Hephaestus... can't remember what it was called.

favorite season?
spring. maybe. generally whatever it is today really though!

least favorite household chore?
actually, i find all of them cathartic, and enjoy them as an excuse to switch off.

If you could have one super power what would it be?
to be able to do things at twice the speed without losing quality.
picking up really heavy things with one hand would be cool too!

If you have a tattoo what is it?
the character 'kokoro'/'shin' (mind/heart/spirit) with the second stroke elongated into a circle, over the left side of my heart. several more planned.

Who is the one person you wish you could go back in time and talk to?
too many to choose from.

What's your favorite day?
every day. esp days off, which i haven't had and don't think i'm getting for too long.

What's in the trunk of your car?
no car.

What is under your bed?
the floor.

Xebsball
12-19-2002, 04:44 AM
Originally posted by TaoBoy
You're persistent Marco, I'll give you that!

Is there a chat room still being used by KFO peeps?

:D

Dude, we are currently using a ezboard beta version chatroom that you can find on Wen's forum. You need to make an acount and log in the forum to be able to get in. There is a thread in there that tells you stuff, i think its on "The Crib"

BTW, eulerfan, i heard you were there some other day and Brad was being... naugthy. I hope he didnt offend you or anything, drop by the chat sometime again :) I can even ban him for a while if you need me to ;)
I myself cant get in as used to late at night cos my modem fried, but i should be back hanging out there by the weekend.

http://www.fu-ragz.com

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 09:01 AM
Xeb,

Yeah, I went. It didn't offend me it just made me feel uncomfortable. Obviously, I'm a pretty permissive person. I enjoy sexual inuendo and fun. But this was a complete stranger repeatedly demending in all caps that I tell him if I enjoyed certain oral bedroom activities. Dez pointed out that he didn't know I was a girl.

But, it creeped me out none the less.

And some other guy kept demanding to see a picture.

And all this when I only knew a few people in there and they all knew each other.

Didn't make me angry or anything. It just made me say, "Hey, would you look at the time? I have to go."

M_ArtsMargie
12-19-2002, 09:07 AM
Well.....serpent....i never really watched the show. geez, give me a break:D

i was more in the punky brewster thing. :D

rubthebuddha
12-19-2002, 09:08 AM
dezhen -- what did you think of redemption?

M_ArtsMargie
12-19-2002, 09:16 AM
Now you can DISPLAY (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/11900d.html) your ranking belts.

GeneChing
12-19-2002, 09:54 AM
I think describing Tom as a moustached guy is fair

Describing a ferrari as a red car is a nother matter entirely.

FatherDog
12-19-2002, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
dezhen -- what did you think of redemption?

Well, I'm not dezhen, but I've read it, so...

To me, it felt like Eddings realized that the parts of his series he most enjoys writing are the parts in the middle (ie, the middle 3 books of his 5 book series') where the members of the protagonist group are all together, they're wandering around adventuring and there's a lot of twists and give-and-take. So in this case, he rushed through all the introductory stuff to get to that point, wrote about it for most of the book, then dropped you abruptly into the ending.

It was interesting and fun to read, but the transition from the beginning to middle was a bit sudden, and the end /really/ felt rushed.

GeneChing
12-19-2002, 10:21 AM
Our chat room is currently offline - part of the revamping of the site. The old chatroom didn't work for a lot of browsers, so we are looking at improving it - along with a lot of other internal functions like the calendar, magazine and e-zine sections. This site has gotten pretty big (got qi? threads fill it up :p ) so we have to do some streamlining too. To be honest, the new chatroom is low on the agenda, but it's definately a function that I want to keep offering, so be patient.

Hey, would you look at the time? I have to go...;)

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 11:30 AM
"But this was a complete stranger repeatedly demending in all caps that I tell him if I enjoyed certain oral bedroom activities."

Flossing?

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 11:53 AM
I've never heard the term flossing before. He said, "salad". Two brids with one 'stone' sort of thing.

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 12:12 PM
That's disgusting!

The croutons will get crumbs on the sheets.

Hai_To
12-19-2002, 12:38 PM
A Ferrari as merely a red car is like saying Shaquille O'Neal is above average in height.

Xebsball
12-19-2002, 01:02 PM
LOL @ salad

Ok next time if im around i keep him in the cage, but also remember not to feed him

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
That's disgusting!

The croutons will get crumbs on the sheets.

That's why I left. Not to mention the ensuing ant problem. That just crosses a line!

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
If you have a tattoo what is it?
dont have one and could never get one.


Why could you never get one?

Just curious!

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball


:D

Dude, we are currently using a ezboard beta version chatroom that you can find on Wen's forum. You need to make an acount and log in the forum to be able to get in. There is a thread in there that tells you stuff, i think its on "The Crib"

Thanks!

I'll be offline for two weeks but I'll jump on a say hello in 2003.

GeneChing
12-19-2002, 02:59 PM
Blue cheese dressing with real chunks of blue cheese. That's something to chat about.
BTW, blue cheese goes really well on bacon sammiches.:p

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
Blue cheese dressing with real chunks of blue cheese. That's something to chat about.
BTW, blue cheese goes really well on bacon sammiches.:p

Bacon sammiches. Mmmmmm.
But in bed?
The woman would kill me!

And how would I explain the grease stains on the sheets?

:eek:

Serpent
12-19-2002, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy


Bacon sammiches. Mmmmmm.
But in bed?
The woman would kill me!

And how would I explain the grease stains on the sheets?

:eek:

Same way you explain all the other stains on the sheets.

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Same way you explain all the other stains on the sheets.

Snails?

M_ArtsMargie
12-19-2002, 04:21 PM
***Now we are talking about stains on sheets. This is getting scary***:eek:

M_ArtsMargie
12-19-2002, 04:23 PM
okay okay okay...i dont know my cars alright. Now Leslie, our other got qi girl, she is the car library.
She needs to start posting!!!!

I am so sorry I dont know about cars. I know about impalas!:D I used to have one that's why. ***I feel so special****lol

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
***Now we are talking about stains on sheets. This is getting scary***:eek:

It was always gonna come to this.

...And it's always been scary. Re-read some of Gene's posts. :p

M_ArtsMargie
12-19-2002, 05:04 PM
I know TaoBoy....I think Gene's is the scariest. lol. j/k Gene...you know i luv you:D

lol:p

Design Sifu
12-19-2002, 05:20 PM
From Salad to Stain sheets...

maybe we should go back to those list of Favorate...

Favorate food to eat in bed?

Xebsball
12-19-2002, 05:27 PM
I think the only time i ever ate in bed was this one day when i was sick (or pretending to be :D who knows) and couldnt go to school or anything... so hey, my dad gave me a chocolate, it was good :)

M_ArtsMargie
12-19-2002, 05:30 PM
For some reason.....when I lay in bed..I get in the mood for chocolate. So that..I would say..is my favorite to eat in bed. Next to icecream :p

Design Sifu****Thanks for hooking me up man. You can do it again in another 6 months. ke keke

Xebsball
12-19-2002, 05:36 PM
My brother is out tonight with his girlfriend
means tonight his PC is my *****!!
:D

M_ArtsMargie
12-19-2002, 05:43 PM
Dont forget to say hi! :D

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 06:37 PM
pizza

I have some great memories of spending the day in bed. Ordering pizza so we didn't have to get dressed or go anywhere.

Very nice.

Serpent
12-19-2002, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy


Snails?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Serpent
12-19-2002, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
maybe we should go back to those list of Favorate...

Favorate food to eat in bed?

A little bearded clam is always nice.

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
pizza

I have some great memories of spending the day in bed. Ordering pizza so we didn't have to get dressed or go anywhere.

Very nice.

I have some great memories of champagne and strawberries, they go well with...um...er...let's just leave it there.

:eek:

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 06:50 PM
The Li Lian Jie thread has had it's bottom thrashed by this thread.

The numbers:
Replies: 878
Views: 12708

This thread:
Replies: 1367
Views: 18000+

Yay for us.


Hey do like my new avatar?

Serpent
12-19-2002, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy
The Li Lian Jie thread has had it's bottom thrashed by this thread.

The numbers:
Replies: 878
Views: 12708

This thread:
Replies: 1367
Views: 18000+

Yay for us.


Hey do like my new avatar?

Yeah, baby. We kick arse.

What is your new avatar?

Xebsball
12-19-2002, 07:02 PM
i must say, youre new avatar is intriguing and beautiful at the same time. If you were a female i would hump my monitor now

j/k :D

Serpent
12-19-2002, 07:12 PM
Are you sure you're kidding?

Is cybersex poking your d!ck in the floppy bay?

Or poking your floppy....

I'll stop now.

Xebsball
12-19-2002, 07:43 PM
when i get a new modem...
im gonna try it on every slot...

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 07:45 PM
That can't be safe sex.

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
What is your new avatar?

It's from a Radiohead artwork.
I do believe it's on their OK Computer album.
Hence my new tag line 'fitter happier'.

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 07:47 PM
more productive

I love radiohead. I sometimes do Tai Chi to amnesiac.

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
i must say, youre new avatar is intriguing and beautiful at the same time. If you were a female i would hump my monitor now

j/k :D

Your monitor?
I'm concerned.
You may cause yourself irreversable (sp?) damage.
Then what good would you be to Margie?

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
more productive

I love radiohead. I sometimes do Tai Chi to amnesiac.

comfortable.

Try some Radiohead when you're with someone close.
Nice dreamy mood music! ;)

Serpent
12-19-2002, 08:11 PM
Radiohead rule. Great video clips as well.

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 08:41 PM
Yang style 24 posture. If you time it right, "Like spinning plates" is just perfect. It's not long enough but while it lasts, it fits like it was tailored.

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 08:44 PM
I so totally dont get the excitement over Radiohead

Serpent
12-19-2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I so totally dont get the excitement over Radiohead

That's cos you need to relax more.

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 08:49 PM
I don't know what you mean by that, either©

Serpent
12-19-2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I don't know what you mean by that, either©

I just think that perhaps you're looking for too much in it. You strike me as a very analytical person. That's not a value judgement of any kind, just an observation.

Relax and let the music and lyrics wash over you like a hot bath. It's a depressing kind of bath, but wonderful nonetheless. ;)

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 09:01 PM
Actually, I'm a huge music fan of many, many types of music, many of them very emotional and viscerally appealing ¥and none too few on the soothing-like-a-barbituate side, too©¤ A few examples of stuff I like that sounds like it could resemble what you're talking about might be Leonard Cohen, Billie Holiday, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Sinatra sings for Only the Lonely, 2nd quintet Miles Davis, Joni Mitchell©©©that kind of thing©

Which isn't to say I don't enjoy my King Crimson, Bach, and James Brown, too©

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 09:06 PM
I think the kinds of songs they write are refreshing. I can just identify easily and that's validating. Take "Karma Police". I'm sure your familiar with that one.

He's angry and frustrated. Like, "I'm working my fingers to the bone here and trying to be a good person and these D!PSH!TS need some comeuppance. I'm going to take those @ssholes down, they deserve it."

Then the whole tone of the song changes. It gets much calmer. He just says, "Phew. For a minute there I lost myself."

I just think that's beautiful. I know that whole scene very well. It usually just plays out in my head and it's nice to know it's playing in other heads as well.

Sharky
12-19-2002, 09:07 PM
Radiohead? RADIOHEAD?!

If we all listened to radiohead, there would be no problems with the world. Why? Cos we would have all commited suicide a loooong time ago.

Some good songs, but not enough versitility - similar sounding songs appeal to me not. The WORST about them is the way the guy sings his lyrics as if they're so meaningful and amazing.

But they're not.

No.

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 09:10 PM
re: Karma Police

Not really© I avoid radio, and only really know their stuff because an enthusiastic friend of mine burned me copies of "OK Computer" "Amnesiac" "Kid A" and maybe some other one, I forget© I'll look it up and listen to it now, though, to see what I think©

****it, I was enjoying these Schonberg quartets, too©

¥grin smiley - in addition to turning my periods into copyrights, Netscape seems to want to stop me from using smileys¤

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 09:10 PM
Wake from your sleep
The drying of your tears.
Today we escape.
We escape.

Pack and get dressed
Before your father hears us.
Before all hell breaks loose.

Breathe.
Keep breathing.
Don't lose your mind.

Breathe.
Keep breathing.
I can't do this alone.

Sing us a song.
A song to keep us warm.
There's such a chill.
Such a chill.

You can laugh.
A spineless laugh.
We hope your rules and wisdom choke you.

And now we are one
In everlasting peace.

We hope that you choke.
That you choke.

We hope that you choke.
That you choke.

We hope that you choke.
That you choke.

Sharky
12-19-2002, 09:10 PM
And the fact that they are surrounded by the whole mop haired moody teenager 'nobody understands me i'm too complcated' kind of angst REALLY TICKLES UP THE WRONG WAY.

It's like " YOU COME FROM A RICH MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY YOU STUPID LITTLE BRAT - YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND YOU DO WELL AT SCHOOL SO CHEER UP YOU MISERABLE @£$%!!!!!"

That's how i feel about them anyway.

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 09:13 PM
If that previous post of mine doesn't encapsulate the feelings of a modern Romeo, what would?

It's poetry baby!

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 09:14 PM
Calm the fu(k down. That kind of angst in very normal for any teenager. You are beginning to realize that you are responsible for giving your life whatever meaning it has. That's a pretty weighty realization. Let the poor things be moody for a while. They'll get over it.:D

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 09:18 PM
Eulerfan - you just posted your 666th message and didn't summon lucifer or anything!

Okay, "Karma Police" sounds okay - rhythm section's pretty tight, guitarist is engagingly wierd, can't hear the lyrics but that's not neccesarily a problem© I just don't find it very evocative or memorable©

on edit -

Oops© Looks like I didn't push the '6' button hard enough, and those reactions were actually to "Airbag" not "Karma Police"

Now listening to "Karma Police" and I think I liked "Airbag" a lot more, since it had a more exciting sound©

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 09:22 PM
www.radiohead.org <- lyrics and more...




Happy holidays everybody.
I'll be back in 16 days!!

;)

Serpent
12-19-2002, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by Sharky
Some good songs, but not enough versitility

This from a rapper?!

And their songs are meaningful.

Much more meaningful than

Yo motherfukker I'm the lyrical gangsta
Look at the size of my d!ck and all of my b!tches
I'm so cool, listen to me rap
Yeah, me
Go me
Yeah big up myself
And check out all my hoes

etc...

Serpent
12-19-2002, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Eulerfan - you just posted your 666th message and didn't summon lucifer or anything!

Okay, "Karma Police" sounds okay - rhythm section's pretty tight, guitarist is engagingly wierd, can't hear the lyrics but that's not neccesarily a problem© I just don't find it very evocative or memorable©

on edit -

Oops© Looks like I didn't push the '6' button hard enough, and those reactions were actually to "Airbag" not "Karma Police"

Now listening to "Karma Police" and I think I liked "Airbad" a lot more, since it had a more exciting sound©

Roll with it. It will grow on you.

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 09:28 PM
Serpent -

If that's all you hear in rap, you're only listening to the garbage stuff© There's plenty of versatility and meaning in hiphop©

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 09:34 PM
btw, I Spit on your Groove: Pet Sounds, Pet Bands, Pet Peeves (http://peoplesforum©com/cgi-bin/forum?13@@©ef84bb9) is absolutely the best music forum on the internet© Anyone interested in serious discussion should go there© My handle there is my real first name: Austin©

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 09:36 PM
Happy Holidays, Taoboy!

CSN, does this bother you? I get a great deal of joy from their music. You don't. Nobody is going to be able to tell you something that's going to make you like them. I'm just telling you why I do.

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 09:40 PM
That's sort of it© You and others whose taste I respect a lot are getting a lot from Radiohead and I'm not© I pride myself on my polyglot tastes, and so I make an effort to find the good in stuff© If after a reasonable chance nothing happens, I just chalk it up to strokes and folks© But I have to give it that chance©

eulerfan
12-19-2002, 10:02 PM
Well, just keep listening. Maybe Serp is right and it will grow on you.

For me, their greatest is Kid A. I liked them before that but wasn't in a big rush to get Kid A. Then I saw them perform from it on SNL. Sunday morning I woke up, had a cup of coffee and went to the music store. The second I heard it, I HAD to have it.

Been a die hard fan ever since. Kid A made me get out OK Computer again and give it a much better listen.

Serpent
12-19-2002, 10:04 PM
CSN, I know, I know. I actually like quite a lot of hiphop. I'm just ragging on Sharky.

As for Radiohead, if you don't like it, that's no biggie. But I'm just pushing you cos I didn't really like it at first and now I'm hooked (have been for ages). They're just one of those bands.

Dunno why, but this cracked me up this arvo and I'm still chuckling about it:



A loud slap reverberated around the senior citizens ballroom dancing class and an elderly man staggered back, holding his cheek in shock and embarrassment.

"How dare you!" cried his elderly lady dance partner. "What I said was, slow down as I have acute angina!"


:D

Serpent
12-19-2002, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Well, just keep listening. Maybe Serp is right and it will grow on you.

For me, their greatest is Kid A. I liked them before that but wasn't in a big rush to get Kid A. Then I saw them perform from it on SNL. Sunday morning I woke up, had a cup of coffee and went to the music store. The second I heard it, I HAD to have it.

Been a die hard fan ever since. Kid A made me get out OK Computer again and give it a much better listen.

Funny. I love The Bends and OK Computer and can really live without Kid A.

Horse for courses.

See y'all. I'm out for now.

;)