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eulerfan
12-19-2002, 10:21 PM
No pressure or anything, CSN. However, if you don't learn to like them, odds are pretty good that we'll never ask you to join the super secret 'people who get radiohead' club where we all talk about how deep and misunderstood we are.

Just laying the cards on the table.

rubthebuddha
12-19-2002, 11:57 PM
ah, serpent, or is it powdered toast man?

either way, yes, the bends is indeed the best. the other albums have one or three good songs, but i think the bends is the only one that's solid all the way through.

FatherDog
12-20-2002, 08:16 AM
I view Radiohead much the same way I view Jesus and Tori Amos.

I have no particular problem with them, but they have some seriously fanatical fans that irritate the crap out of me.

dezhen2001
12-20-2002, 08:31 AM
:D lol fatherdog

eulerfan
12-20-2002, 08:42 AM
Man, Fatherdog, now we can never invite you to the super secret 'people who get radiohead' club where we all talk about how deep and misunderstood we are.

Nothing I can do about it. It's in the by-laws. You should be more careful about what you say in the future.

Seriously, the really fanatical fans have put me in a bad position as a Radiohead fan. Because, now, if people don't like radiohead, they feel the need to take a really firm stance on it because I might be a fanatic and they fear I'll get all huffy. So, essentially, there's this band that I really like and I often have to hear people bad mouth them harshly.

edit: is 'fanatical fan' a tautology?

FatherDog
12-20-2002, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Seriously, the really fanatical fans have put me in a bad position as a Radiohead fan. Because, now, if people don't like radiohead, they feel the need to take a really firm stance on it because I might be a fanatic and they fear I'll get all huffy. So, essentially, there's this band that I really like and I often have to hear people bad mouth them harshly.

Isn't it amazing how much sense that paragraph still makes if you substitute "Christian" or "Muslim" for "Radiohead fan"? :D

GeneChing
12-20-2002, 10:54 AM
My first car was a blonde Impala. What a gas guzzler. But that big old back seat - alas my first-car/high-school daze....:cool:

rubthebuddha
12-20-2002, 11:24 AM
fanaticism irritates like a hemorhoid no matter what the subject is.

GeneChing
12-20-2002, 11:34 AM
You know, I do my charity work in music. I volunteer for www.rockmed.org which means I go to shows and aid the fallen, so to speak. This means I'm pretty spoiled when it comes to live music since I've seen a lot of shows - a lot. But I have yet to see Radiohead live. They are on my list, but not high on my list.

Design Sifu
12-20-2002, 02:12 PM
My girlfriend was hired by a family friend to take said friend's 13 year old daughter( & her friend) to a Radio Head concert last summer...

Not only did she get a free ticket she got paid...
She said she had a good enough time of it... the two 13 year olds quickly disappeared in the crowd but totally enjoyed cruising to & from the concert in a cherry red convertable!!!

GeneChing
12-20-2002, 02:43 PM
We just had our office holiday party here at Tiger Claw. Guess who got a gift certificate to Victoria's secret? Hint: It wasn't me.:(

M_ArtsMargie
12-20-2002, 04:01 PM
***My first car was the 64 chevy impala, nasty green color, and then i primared it a gray. I had my triple gold datans....man I was flossin. Then some kid decided to take my knock offs and not the whole rim....so they were naked. I sold that baby:( , my baby, to get the truck. :D I miss it alot. """Wanna be a balla, schock calla, 20 inch blades. on an impala"""""

:p

rubthebuddha
12-20-2002, 04:40 PM
johnny?

JOHNNY
12-20-2002, 05:18 PM
It was me!! Yeah Right:( I could of got my women something with that though:D Yeah. It was a female who won it and her name starts with an M.
JOhnny

David Jamieson
12-20-2002, 05:28 PM
Johhny -

My wife ordered me a kwan do for christmas from you guys and now I'm not going to get it!

arrrrrrrghhhhhhh.

Stupid billing mess up. ?????

the card is good the card is good!

check it out.

her name is Josy, she used a capital one mastercard, ordered it just the other day.

Is that enough info? I'd give you more, but this is a public forum.

How am I gonna get this fat dude out of my chimney without the Kwan Do? eh? with a spoon maybe? eh?

peace

JOHNNY
12-20-2002, 05:44 PM
CALL ME AT 1-800-821-5090 I will be glad to help you out. :D
I will be here till 7pst
johnny

David Jamieson
12-20-2002, 06:10 PM
Hey Johhny, The number you gave me isn't available from my calling area. (I'm in Toronto, go figure!)

you can email me at kunglek@rogers.com and I'll get you the info.

thanks!

peace

JOHNNY
12-20-2002, 06:19 PM
email me at johnny@martialartsmart.com or call 510-668-1000 with the info.
johnny

David Jamieson
12-20-2002, 06:29 PM
Thanks Johhny.

I just sent you the e-mail (cheaper than the call, cheap bastage that I am :D ) with all the info.

Peace

Xebsball
12-22-2002, 07:39 AM
looks like i got a working modem now :D
not only had the old one fried, but also the port in wich it
was installed.

check out my pic, taken in 2001 i think, i hadnt slept (or shaved) for quite some time :D

Serpent
12-22-2002, 03:59 PM
Man, this thread is so organic it's even become an online helpdesk for www.martialartsmart.com billing and order enquiries!

eulerfan, wher is the secret radiohead group going to meet this week? My place? I'll make sandwiches. We should meet... Xmas is SO depressing, after all.

D@mn, I'm so misunderstood.

eulerfan
12-22-2002, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by FatherDog


Isn't it amazing how much sense that paragraph still makes if you substitute "Christian" or "Muslim" for "Radiohead fan"? :D

If so, the speaker isn't really listening to what the opponents of the religion are saying, I'll bet. There's reason to be strongly opposed to an organized religion.

A stupid rock band, on the other hand......who cares? Don't buy the CD. Move on. No need to pee on my fun fire.

eulerfan
12-22-2002, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Man, this thread is so organic it's even become an online helpdesk for www.martialartsmart.com billing and order enquiries!

eulerfan, wher is the secret radiohead group going to meet this week? My place? I'll make sandwiches. We should meet... Xmas is SO depressing, after all.

D@mn, I'm so misunderstood.

Serpent, I don't understand what you're saying.

Serpent
12-22-2002, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan


Serpent, I don't understand what you're saying.

:(

*sob*

;)

Serpent
12-22-2002, 06:33 PM
What are you lot on about!? Isn't an impala some sort of African deer? ;)

Margie, calling a Ferrari a red car is like calling KFO "some internet forum". Once again ---> ;)

:D

FatherDog
12-22-2002, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
No need to pee on my fun fire.

I have nothing to contribute, I just think this is an awesome sentence.

Serpent
12-22-2002, 06:53 PM
It's up there with:



What manner of man-***** is this?


and



I'm really quite the tard


eulerfan often has a wonderful turn of phrase. ;)

Chang Style Novice
12-22-2002, 08:05 PM
I'm gonna hop on the Eulerfan-fan bandwagon here. As if you didn't know.

And really, I didn't mean to make that sound so much like a scene from Vivid Video.

Serpent
12-22-2002, 08:09 PM
Come on, eulerfan, we're all on your band wagon, greased up and ready to go!

eulerfan
12-22-2002, 08:25 PM
Wooohoooo!!!!

Okay, I have to fess up. Those others were mine but my sister came up with peeing on the fun fire. My reaction was much like yours.

Serpent
12-22-2002, 08:32 PM
Hey, credit where credit's due. You got it from your sister, we got it from you, so kudos all round!

We have a confirmed lineage for the "peeing on my fun fire" line!

:D

Serpent
12-22-2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Those others were mine but my sister came up with peeing on the fun fire.

BTW, you have a sister?

How's she doin'?

I'm thinking of got qi t-shirt doubles now...

;)

eulerfan
12-22-2002, 09:22 PM
Yes, I have a sister. She is two years older and much hotter than me, actually. She was literally mistaken for Gwynneth Paltrow(sp?) once.

Serpent
12-22-2002, 09:26 PM
OK, I'm definitely thinking of a leather bikini/got qi t shirt/hot sisters centrefold in the New Year issue of KFQ.

What say you, Gene?

Chang Style Novice
12-22-2002, 09:41 PM
If she was mistaken for Gwenyth Paltrow, odds are that sister of yours needs a few enchilada dinners with accompanying multiple margaritas to really get up to superhottie speed.

So, give her my phone #, and I'm sure we can work something out.;)

Serpent
12-22-2002, 09:54 PM
Chang Style "I'll Help Anyone Out" Novice strikes again!

So what about it, eulerfan? You and me and CSN and your sister double-dating?

Chang Style Novice
12-22-2002, 10:09 PM
Oh, yeah. I'm as selfless as all get out. (Unbutton's silk shirt to navel, dons 3.5 lbs of gold chains, combs 3.5 lbs of pomade into hair, blowdries and teases chestfur)

eulerfan
12-22-2002, 10:26 PM
Her boyfriend is planning to propose marriage this New Year's Eve. But I am still waiting for you to get to Houston, serp. Buckley not bringing in the dough? What's up?

Chang Style Novice
12-23-2002, 07:22 AM
Well, so much for that idea, then. I draw the line at being the 'other man', since it's caused WAY too much trouble for me in the past.

FatherDog
12-23-2002, 08:51 AM
I've been "the other man" a total of 19 times now. So far it's only caused me actual trouble once, although I make a point of avoiding certain towns in North Jersey.

In my defense, I didn't always find out that there was a boyfriend involved until after the fact. This is why I now greet attractive women with "Hi, my name's Dave. Are you single? Are you a lesbian? I like to get that out of the way so I know whether to hit on you or not."

This is yet another reason my sister doesn't like to go out to eat with me.

Chang Style Novice
12-23-2002, 09:05 AM
My worst case: like a fu(kin' idiot, when my best friend's girfriend in an 'open relationship' came on to me, I didn't say no. Weird thing, after a bunch of broken hearted no fun, we're still best friends.

Still, I don't want to repeat that.

eulerfan
12-23-2002, 09:47 AM
I think that's a hard lesson many smart people have to learn.

Understanding intellectually that sex is inherently meaningless does absolutely nothing to make it meaningless to you.

Learning that lesson the hard way, I've paid attention since. I don't think the actual sex is what gets you all fu(ked up with people. It's the wet spot conversation. It's the shared afterglow that messes everything up.

It's quite simply the easiest, least inhibited, relaxed conversation you ever have. And you think it's the person who's making the chat so free. But it's a trick. It's not them at all. It's just the afterglow.

M_ArtsMargie
12-23-2002, 09:53 AM
I hope everyone had a nice weekend. I, myself, Had a cold. So I could not go out:( . After taking some alieve, kicked the cold right out of my system. yes. So Now I am ready to go. ke keke

I just wanted to post and say "I hope every one has a nice christmas this year, and I hope you all get what you want."

Whats your sign? (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/zodiactshirts.html)

Dont forget***Year of ram is 2003!:p

***what is this.....:confused: ........peeing on fire? Scary:eek:

M_ArtsMargie
12-23-2002, 10:02 AM
***okay...okay...okay i am dumb about cars. :( You all can hit me with the Stupid Stick (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/2045.html) I give you all permission.

My BAD:p

Xebsball
12-23-2002, 10:18 AM
FatherDog, **** 19 :eek: you sound like a ladiesman. I myself literallly never get (or got) laid, be it with someone thats taken or not, i am "project loser" or "loser work in progress". I bet my peepee feels sorry for me too.

Margie, sorry you had a cold, good thing youre getting better :)

Merry Xmas and happy New Year! :D

FatherDog
12-23-2002, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Understanding intellectually that sex is inherently meaningless does absolutely nothing to make it meaningless to you.

Mmmyep. I've seen open relationships work, but I've seen many, many more fail because the people involved thought they could deal with it, but weren't really ready for it.

I've actually never had any personal problems with them, but I'm inherently not in any way a jealous person. I recognize that this is an unusual trait.


Originally posted by Xebsball
FatherDog, **** 19 you sound like a ladiesman. I myself literallly never get (or got) laid, be it with someone thats taken or not, i am "project loser" or "loser work in progress". I bet my peepee feels sorry for me too.

I take no credit; my looks are average, my conversation is witty but entirely absorbed by geeky topics that most people don't find interesting. All sex I've gotten has been through the fortunate accident of having good hair and a pleasant baritone. :D

If it makes you feel any better, I'm looking at a significant dry spell in my future, I suspect. I train all weekend, these days, and the only times I don't spend training I spend at the houses of my friends, playing geeky games. I haven't even seen a woman outside of work in the past month or so :(

Look on the bright side; we both have lots of extra time to train and post on KFO :rolleyes:

GeneChing
12-23-2002, 11:10 AM
Everyone keeps commenting on how organic this thread is, but I see it as more cancerous. Growth for growth's sake. We'll surely hit 100 pages by xmas and no chemo or radiation will help.

Maybe orgasmic might be a better term - it's on the same dictionary page as organic. It would better explain the attraction (and the overall content.)

MightyB
12-23-2002, 11:38 AM
But, I saw that Gene was posting on it so I thought it couldn't be all that bad.

My general consensus is that you guys need to get laid, so, I'll help you out. Don't ever say that the B isn't the man.

Here you all go:

for meaningless sex, click here (http://www.lavalife.com/120/guest/main.act)

It's not a porn site, so go ahead, click. The link above is for guys seeking women, but, if that's not your thing, just go back to the homepage and start there.

MightyB
12-23-2002, 11:43 AM
Use this link for a good time, click here (http://www.lavalife.com/120/guest/main.act) click guest entrance, click what you are and what you're looking for, go to intimate connections, isolate your state.... have fun.

If it works out for you, great. Again, it's not porn, it's just a network of people looking to get laid.


Almost 100 pages and I've done my part.

Hai_To
12-23-2002, 12:10 PM
Giving people a straight line like "You all can hit me with the Stupid Stick I give you all permission" may not be such a great idea.

Now, I would never take advantage of such a thing.

eulerfan
12-23-2002, 01:22 PM
Weren't we just talking about how meaningless sex works nice in theory but doesn't fly in practice?

MightyB
12-23-2002, 01:27 PM
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, there's like 98 pages of BS. This message is only going to add to it.

Still not quite 100 pages, but, it's closer now.

Anyway, back to whatever you guys are talking about. I'll leave this one alone.

Xebsball
12-23-2002, 01:38 PM
i guess you were, but my disagreement was implicit by my constant whining about lack of sexual activities in my life.

in other words:

im burning inside, woman.

eulerfan
12-23-2002, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by MightyB
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, there's like 98 pages of BS. This message is only going to add to it.

Still not quite 100 pages, but, it's closer now.

Anyway, back to whatever you guys are talking about. I'll leave this one alone.

True, but I meant the subject on page 98. The last few posts before you posted. So it sort of read like:

"You know, meaningless sex doesn't really work."
"Oh, if you want meaningless sex, you can find it here...."

I'm not an idiot, I'm just messing with you. Obviously, the guys are going to want to know how to find meaningless sex. Your post wasn't unwelcome, I'm sure. It was just kind of funny to me that you would post that at that moment.

GeneChing
12-23-2002, 02:47 PM
I digging out my stupid stick right now Margie. Soon as I find it, get ready for a spanking.

Serpent
12-23-2002, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Her boyfriend is planning to propose marriage this New Year's Eve. But I am still waiting for you to get to Houston, serp. Buckley not bringing in the dough? What's up?

It takes a hundred pennies to make a dollar, sweetheart. Give me time, cos that's a whole lotta Buckley! ;)

Serpent
12-23-2002, 03:21 PM
With regard to MightyB's "help"...

...coming in here after 90-odd pages and thinking that simply getting laid is the answer. MightyB, you are the amoeba to our multicellular, sentient lifeform.

Read the whole thread, dude, I dare ya. Enlightmentment awaits!

;)

GeneChing
12-23-2002, 03:26 PM
Following my posts is like watching TV for the ads, but I'm honored that you'd consider it.

I created our "got qi' ad campaign, so I feel it's my duty to monitor this thread. I watch it with the same morbid fascination that Dr. Frankenstein must have had watching his monster raid the village.:cool:

Chang Style Novice
12-23-2002, 03:32 PM
Fire....BAAAAAAAD!

Qi....GOOOOOOOD!

Fire Qi....PERPLEXIIIIIIIIING!

M_ArtsMargie
12-23-2002, 04:44 PM
oh yea:p

Serpent
12-23-2002, 04:46 PM
Cool! That makes all of us the gestalt monstrous creation of Gene Ching. You realise what this means?

We are totally NOT responsible for anything we do! We're absolved of any guilt!

Have fun with that, y'all.

eulerfan
12-23-2002, 04:51 PM
Remember that we're the robots from Blade Runner? And now we know who our creator is. This could get ugly.

Serpent
12-23-2002, 05:04 PM
"It's quite a thing to meet your maker...."

"Yes... questions!"

Etc.

Can I be the one to put my thumbs through his eyes? Huh? Can I?

Chang Style Novice
12-23-2002, 05:07 PM
If I'm going to be a scientific experiment gone horrible wrong and deadly, I want to be the Brundlefly.

Cause Geena Davis is smokin'!

Serpent
12-23-2002, 05:15 PM
New internet quiz:

What B-Movie Scientific Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong Are You?

:)

Serpent
12-23-2002, 05:19 PM
Make that a group spanking.

Xmas is a little early this year!

;)

Xebsball
12-23-2002, 05:33 PM
please sign me up too, ive been soooo bad this year, Santa.

GeneChing
12-23-2002, 05:47 PM
... not to be mistaken for the village people, mind you.

My answer to Serpent's question - Tetsuo.:cool:

Xebsball
12-23-2002, 05:56 PM
TETSUO :eek:

Can i be Kaneda?

eulerfan
12-23-2002, 06:08 PM
Oooh. I want to be the 50ft woman.

Xebsball
12-23-2002, 06:16 PM
For those unfamiliar witch such as Akira, Kaneda, Tetsuo...

http://www.akira2001.com

http://www.akira2001.com/mov/bike.mov

David Jamieson
12-23-2002, 06:18 PM
rarrrrgghh...:eek:rrraraaaaaagggh, rrrrraraaaaarra:eek: raaarrrraaa...:eek: rrrrrraaaaaarrrrrrr...ooo a village!

FatherDog
12-23-2002, 06:38 PM
Tell me about your mother.

Xebsball
12-23-2002, 06:41 PM
she talks really loud on the phone

FatherDog
12-24-2002, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by Serpent
Give me time, cos that's a whole lotta Buckley! ;)

Better than a whole lot of Buckfast, I guess...


Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Fire Qi....PERPLEXIIIIIIIIING!


Tarzan think Fire Qi part of a larger whole, representative and analogous of, but not necessarily directly linked to, fire.

FIRE BAD!

Hai_To
12-24-2002, 07:27 AM
Wow, you can be bad and still get a present from Margie...




(sniff) It brings a tear to my eye.

Xebsball
12-24-2002, 07:14 PM
eulferfan, are you still interested in a bikini? :D
if so, let me know what size i should look for, i seldom buy clothes for myself, now buying for a woman i dont know what the outcome could be, but still :cool:

eulerfan
12-24-2002, 07:31 PM
Are ya'll trying to turn me into an internet bimbo? Am I going to need to buy a web-cam and start a wish list?

Chang Style Novice
12-24-2002, 07:34 PM
Hot wax...BAAAAAAAAD!

Xebsball
12-24-2002, 07:54 PM
hmm sorry i was just thinking of sending a gift is all, but if no its cool too, mkay :)

eulerfan
12-24-2002, 09:32 PM
Thank you for the thought Xebby.

You know, I'm wearing my winter weight right now. My clothes still fit but I feel a good fifteen lbs heavier. This happens to me every winter.

Serpent
12-25-2002, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Are ya'll trying to turn me into an internet bimbo? Am I going to need to buy a web-cam and start a wish list?

I think.... Yes, you are!

Gene. Tetsuo? Cool!

M_ArtsMargie
12-26-2002, 11:14 AM
***I am nice like that:D

***So did everyone get what they wanted? :)

GeneChing
12-26-2002, 12:39 PM
Those people on the main forum got qi girl thread think they know what's going on, but we got the spank party down here!;)

GeneChing
12-26-2002, 12:51 PM
...we didn't cross 100 before Christmas and Snata brought me a lump of coal. OK, I lied about the coal - I got a DVD player. Look out Shaw Brothers, I'm ready for the re-releases...

Nice to know there are some followers of Japanese cinema here too.

M_ArtsMargie
12-26-2002, 02:09 PM
OH YEA (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/2045.html) :D

norther practitioner
12-26-2002, 02:19 PM
****, and I thought I was the king of inuendo....
hope you all had a happy holiday.

M_ArtsMargie
12-26-2002, 02:22 PM
We will reach 100 pages before friday. :p I know we can :D

Xebsball
12-26-2002, 02:45 PM
Everytime i look at your avatar, i know we can :D ;)

GeneChing
12-26-2002, 03:30 PM
Harder! HARDER! (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-77.html)

GeneChing
12-26-2002, 03:38 PM
Is that a TKD uniform (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/korean-martial-arts-tkd-uniforms-beginner-s-light-weight---black-v-neck.html) you're wearing in your avatar?

M_ArtsMargie
12-26-2002, 04:19 PM
Gene***It is from this picture (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1720_81702530)
Yea it is tkd uniform. I dont think I have taken any other poses in the kungfu uniform (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/chinese-martial-arts-uniforms.html) :p

M_ArtsMargie
12-26-2002, 04:21 PM
wood is better (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/3280.html) :D it penetrates better for full contact

Xebsball
12-26-2002, 05:02 PM
hey people, im drunk as ****, im sorry
and im alone, i hope you can forgive me when im sober
its not that hard to type

M_ArtsMargie
12-26-2002, 05:16 PM
you are forgiven. :p

eulerfan
12-26-2002, 05:16 PM
As long as you don't get naked and start humping furniture or anything, I'm sure it will all blow over.

Xebsball
12-26-2002, 05:23 PM
i was going ot get naked, but the kitchen has windows the people form the building near could see me
one time i was on underwear i think a lady saw me so i dropped down and crawled as soon as i noticed her, was funny :D

Xebsball
12-26-2002, 05:24 PM
i stopped drinking some time ago becouse i ran out of ice

FatherDog
12-26-2002, 06:57 PM
You know, I've actually been so drunk I couldn't speak coherently. At all. Couldn't form words with my mouth... and was still able to type, with perfect spelling and punctuation.

Man, I'm a geek.

Chang Style Novice
12-26-2002, 07:00 PM
Yo, Meatwad! You saw that Cartoon Network is doing an Adult Swim Countdown to New Year, right?

That's gonna be sweeeeeeeet!

Xebsball
12-27-2002, 07:13 AM
Hmm shame, there is one or two partially digested ham sandwiches on my bathrooms floor...

Chang Style Novice
12-27-2002, 07:20 AM
Here's a rule of thumb - if you can recognize the food in your vomit, chew more thoroughly.

Xebsball
12-27-2002, 07:30 AM
i recognize it by the color, thats all.
its red (ham)

Chang Style Novice
12-27-2002, 07:44 AM
Oh, you're probably okay then. If you still see a stack of bread, ham, lettuce, cheese and then more bread in your puke, that's a different story.

GeneChing
12-27-2002, 09:13 AM
!!! (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/mensoutcupsu.html)

GeneChing
12-27-2002, 09:22 AM
... on vomit. :(

Chang Style Novice
12-27-2002, 09:29 AM
With my settings, it's only page 38.

M_ArtsMargie
12-27-2002, 09:55 AM
I told you we would reach it by friday.
:p

***:confused: ***Now what is this about vomit? Drinking to much?

Royal Dragon
12-27-2002, 10:02 AM
It's only 38 by my setting too!!!

Hey gene, since your not going to give us 1000 smilies, how about this, just give us the one that drops it's pants?? He's yellow just like the rest of them, and he would fit perfectly in that empty corner!!!

Hai_To
12-27-2002, 11:48 AM
I like the way Margie thinks.


(BTW Gene, nice Monty Python reference.)

Xebsball
12-27-2002, 12:33 PM
Yeah from drinking, for the record i looked much worse than on that last pic i put in here.
The bathroom is nasty, the smell hasnt fully disapeared yet :(

norther practitioner
12-27-2002, 02:58 PM
I don't even want to know what goes on in that office of yours

M_ArtsMargie
12-27-2002, 03:12 PM
NP**What do you mean? We just have a lot of QI (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/powsweat99ma5.html) in our office

Xebsball
12-27-2002, 04:02 PM
:D sweet, you peeps have all the tools for a good spanking in there

Xebsball
12-27-2002, 06:23 PM
Hey so whats up kids, i miss the days of bliss and cheerful laughter this thread has given me a few pages before.

Xebsball
12-29-2002, 09:14 PM
I guess everything comes to end, doesnt everything :)

Final lyrical manifestation:

------------------------
Amorphis
The Brother Slayer
------------------------

Where have you been, where have you been
my son, my merry son?
On the seashore, on the seashore
mother, my darling one.

And what have you been doing there
my son, my merry son?
I have been watering my horse
mother, my darling one.

Why is there blood upon your feet
my son, my merry son?
My horse stamped with its iron shoe
mother, my darling one.

Why there is blood upon your sword
my son, my merry son?
I have stabbed my brother to death
mother, my darling one.

What now of you, where will you go
my son, my wretched son?
To other lands to foreign lands
my dame, my darling one.

When will you be returning home
my son, my wretched son?
When all the world to judgement comes
my dame, my darling one.

rubthebuddha
12-30-2002, 12:16 AM
i have a yuppie food stamp that says we could supply david letterman with enough fodder for a month's worth of lists from just this thread alone.

M_ArtsMargie
12-30-2002, 09:10 AM
RTB***Cool!

Did everyone enjoy there weekend?

We went dancing friday night. It was fun. :D

M_ArtsMargie
12-30-2002, 09:13 AM
This ONE (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/dragheadcans.html) would be good too:p

eulerfan
12-30-2002, 09:15 AM
Xeb, it's just the holidays. I, myself, have visitors so I'm not on here much. Wait a few more days. I'm sure we'll pick the thread back up again.

GeneChing
12-30-2002, 09:21 AM
You know, I mocked the Long life health bar (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/2045.html) at first (and we still have fun with it with Margie obviously) but monty-python kidding references aside, it's great for stimulating qi flow. We've had several masters place big orders already. A lot of times you really will find us "spanking" ourselves to relieve tense shoulders or to wake up.

Xebsball
12-30-2002, 09:29 AM
ah ok, my bad

im on chat now btw if any wants

take a look at http://xebsball.deviantart.com
i intend to put art stuff in there later, mostly photography.

weekned was alone, drunk and frustrated. Only got good at the very end of sunday, that is when i did 1 hour zhan zhuang (standing), i didnt even know i could do that much, made me happy :D

GeneChing
12-30-2002, 09:54 AM
...what's everyone doing for New Year's Eve? I going to the Other Ones show at Oakland Colesium, but anyone who knows me, knew that already. I worked String Cheese Incident last night. It was fun.

Hai_To
12-30-2002, 12:11 PM
Gene,

You and Margie must work in the greatest office ever!!

norther practitioner
12-30-2002, 01:20 PM
clubbing, dancing, helping some friends with some poppin' techs and sequences for an upcoming battle....oh, and practicing my drunken style!

Xebsball
12-30-2002, 01:38 PM
my will be the most worse of all times
me, mom and dad are gonna eat something, after that i get back on the computer since i got nothing to do.
originally we were going to my uncles wich would be fun to hang out with my cousins but oh well.

GeneChing
12-30-2002, 02:15 PM
Actually our offices are separted by the great divide of our warehouse. Margie's side answers phones all day so they always have good snacks. Our side is the graphic side, so we are often scrambling to make deadlines and trying to get inspiration from the muse. Spanking is also a pretty good muse, you know.

Seriously, it is a great place to work. The people here are great. And there's always weapons lying about. I love that part.

Chang Style Novice
12-30-2002, 02:25 PM
Recuperating.

Managed to **** up my leg pretty good, taking a hop down a staircase and landing badly. Don't think anything's broken, but I'm staying at my Mom's for now because I don't want to negotiate the two flights up to my apartment.

M_ArtsMargie
12-31-2002, 12:11 PM
CSN***Ouch!..I hope you are ok!

xebsball***Were you going to see your cousins for new years.

**By the way...happy new year to everyone!:D

M_ArtsMargie
12-31-2002, 12:13 PM
Tiger Claw and all of our great divisions.....I like to consider....a family! :D

The TC family!

Xebsball
12-31-2002, 12:37 PM
Yeah, at first was like, we be home on xmas and new years on uncles. Then was like, maybe uncles on xmas and new years dunno. And finally changed to: be home xmas, be home new years.

I wanted to check out the prices to maybe buy an acustic guitar for my own satisfaction but the stores were already all closed.
Its ok though, while parents are gone to church now i stay here on the net and listening to black/death metal :D

Seriously, dad will make some churrasco (meat), its gona be cool :cool:

Chang Style Novice
12-31-2002, 01:39 PM
Thanks Margie. I'm doing considerably better already. I got some Golden Spear herbal formula from my shifu (for rebuilding tendon, ligament, and bone after injury) and I'm also taking ibuprofen for the pain. I can limp around pretty good without a pair of crutches and have gone back to my apt. It's still gonna be a while before I practice any footsweep takedowns at full power, though.

And those are my favorites! Wah.

Serpent
01-01-2003, 04:11 PM
Hi everyone. Hope you all had good holidays.

CSN, was alcohol involved in your injury? I'm trying to determine how much sympathy to extend towards you. ;)

Chang Style Novice
01-01-2003, 04:37 PM
Suber as a judge. I mean, sober an ideal judge not an actual judge (this is Texas.)

Anywway, I hadn't had anything to drink, I just lost control of my smarts for a moment. As I was running down the stairs, I thought I had another step to go, so I plowed my foot at the cement with the intent of going down another couple of inches. Fractions of a second later, ouchie.

I may never run downstairs again, no matter how thoroughly healed and in a hurry I am.

Serpent
01-01-2003, 04:44 PM
In that case, I'm gutted for you mate, that really sucks.

Running down stairs is quite a skill. I used to work on the 6th floor of a building and every night when I left to go home I would go down the stairs as fast as I could. I got it to the point where I could clear each flight in two steps (one on the middle, two to the next landing) and use the bannisters for turning. I could clear 6 stories in a matter of seconds.

That must really make you and your busted leg feel a lot better.

FatherDog
01-01-2003, 07:54 PM
I spontaneously developed a sore throat and nagging cough, which aggravated my bruised ribs. So I spent New Year's Eve at home, talking to people on IRC, watching Adult Swim, and getting high on cough syrup.

Feel any better, CSN? :D

Serpent
01-01-2003, 07:58 PM
What is this Adult Swim of which you speak? I feel like I'm missing out on something here!

Serpent
01-01-2003, 07:59 PM
Oooh! That last post of mine was an Orwellian experience!

Of course, this post has ruined it now....

*sigh*

Chang Style Novice
01-01-2003, 08:15 PM
Adult Swim = Cartoon Network hiring a bunch of smartass stoners to fuss with lame old hanna-barbara cartoons and turn them into something bizarre and subversive. Well, other stuff too, but that's the bulk of it.

Carl (my avatar) and Meatwad (eulerfan's avatar) are both characters from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force," a show on Adult Swim about a fast-food meal that lives in a lower-middle class neighborhood in New Jersey. Meatwad is actually a member of ATHF, Carl is their neighbor.

Somebody has a Master Shake avatar, too, but I forget who.

Fatherdog - improving, improving. I saw your link about leg injuries, but unfortunately I'm a very weak swimmer.

Xebsball
01-01-2003, 08:19 PM
so we went to my uncles on this 2nd of january then.
my cousin gave me $50 :D

Chang Style Novice
01-01-2003, 08:22 PM
All kids out of the pool! (http://www.adultswim.com/)

FatherDog
01-01-2003, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Somebody has a Master Shake avatar, too, but I forget who.

That's [Censored]. He's mostly active on the Wing Chun forums.



Fatherdog - improving, improving. I saw your link about leg injuries, but unfortunately I'm a very weak swimmer.


Well, this is your opportunity to become a better one :D

Seriously, there's not much else you can do with a busted knee. If you can manage swimming, go for it.

Chang Style Novice
01-01-2003, 08:33 PM
Yeah, it's certainly a good idea to improve my water skills. I'll be returning to school in a couple of weeks, and I'm sure there's a pool somewhere on the (immense) campus I can use.

You need to join the Adult Swim gang, obviously. There's not really any good dog characters for you, though. Maybe you could take it in a different direction and be Thundercles?

Serpent
01-01-2003, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Adult Swim = Cartoon Network hiring a bunch of smartass stoners to fuss with lame old hanna-barbara cartoons and turn them into something bizarre and subversive. Well, other stuff too, but that's the bulk of it.

Carl (my avatar) and Meatwad (eulerfan's avatar) are both characters from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force," a show on Adult Swim about a fast-food meal that lives in a lower-middle class neighborhood in New Jersey. Meatwad is actually a member of ATHF, Carl is their neighbor.

Somebody has a Master Shake avatar, too, but I forget who.


Gotcha. Thanks for that. Once again I yearn for cable tv!

Chang Style Novice
01-01-2003, 08:40 PM
Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,
Don't fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love,
Don't fence me in.
Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze,
And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees,
Send me off forever but I ask you please,
Don't fence me in.

Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle
Underneath the western skies.
On my Cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise.

I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
And gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
And I can't look at hovels and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in.

Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies,
Don't fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love,
Don't fence me in.
Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze
And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
Send me off forever but I ask you please,
Don't fence me in

Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle
Underneath the western skies
On my Cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise.
Ba boo ba ba boo.

I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
And gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
And I can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in.
No.
Poppa, don't you fence me in
edit ------
Curiously, I'm actually not listening to Cole Porter, but to The Liars They Threw Us in a Trench and Stuck a Monument on Top...mmm...punkrocky...

Serpent
01-01-2003, 08:54 PM
And now for something completely different.
















































The Larch.

Chang Style Novice
01-01-2003, 08:59 PM
And now for something else completely different.

A man with a tape recorder up his nose
---------
And now for something completely different

A man wih a tape recorder up his brother's nose.

And now

IN STEREO!



















Is a youth spent watching and rewatching MPFC considered misspent?

Serpent
01-01-2003, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice

Is a youth spent watching and rewatching MPFC considered misspent?

Of course not! What other way is there to spend a youth? And middle age.... And old age... etc.

Is this a cheese shop?

Serpent
01-01-2003, 09:54 PM
Wow! This is my post # 2000!

It only seems like yesterday that I was celebrating 1500.

I really need to get out more...

Xebsball
01-01-2003, 09:57 PM
you reached the point beyond mystical experience, this what you explore now is a level unknown to me.
will you accept me as your posting padawan?

Serpent
01-01-2003, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
you reached the point beyond mystical experience, this what you explore now is a level unknown to me.
will you accept me as your posting padawan?

Of course, Young One, I have much to teach you.

But remember, we are all just beginners in this universe.

Now, for your first lesson:

*ahem*

POST MORE!

Xebsball
01-01-2003, 10:05 PM
yes master!

:D

Serpent
01-01-2003, 10:06 PM
Good lad.

Xebsball
01-01-2003, 10:11 PM
thanx master!

:D

Serpent
01-01-2003, 10:12 PM
Heh heh. You learn fast!

;)

Xebsball
01-01-2003, 10:17 PM
youre embarassing me, master

:D

Xebsball
01-01-2003, 10:18 PM
im blushing, master

:D

FatherDog
01-01-2003, 10:26 PM
Thundercles rules. Not as much as Zorak, though. They're the best things about the Brak Show.

M_ArtsMargie
01-02-2003, 09:01 AM
Hope everyone had a great New Year! Mine was ok but I know that this year will be a better year for me :D

by the way, we have a great new special (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/index.html)

GeneChing
01-02-2003, 09:03 AM
Don't forget our customers - they're family too. And even the forum members here are part of us. Like they say, you can't choose family. ;)

GeneChing
01-02-2003, 09:35 AM
I'm still recovering from new years. It may take a bit...

MightyB
01-02-2003, 09:47 AM
You MaMart people keep tempting me. I have to get that Iron Crotch video.

I'll master that and then start a wrecker service. It could be a whole new career. Think of the potential!

Hai_To
01-02-2003, 12:09 PM
So, we're family, huh? Cool.

Can I borrow some money?

M_ArtsMargie
01-02-2003, 02:10 PM
HAI_TO***That is up to the rep:D

M_ArtsMargie
01-02-2003, 02:12 PM
you all may want to get your order in now...becuase pricing could be changing.........:(

Now is the perfect time to get the iron videos!

Gene***I am with you. Still recovering as well. :p

KC Elbows
01-02-2003, 02:49 PM
Xebs, you have grown strong in the ways of the forum.

However, Serpent's only holding you back from your true destiny. You do know that we have dancing girls on the dark side, don't you? Tons of 'em. And by dancing, I mean "laviciously gyrating covered with sweets and battery operated goodies". Join us.:eek: :eek: :eek:

norther practitioner
01-02-2003, 04:44 PM
OK, KC you are starting to scare some of us here on the lighter shade of gray side....

Margie....on everything?

M_ArtsMargie
01-02-2003, 05:18 PM
NP***yea....on everything.:( I dont know when...but I do know soon

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 07:03 PM
dancing... wimmins... :(

Tis all Serpents fault!!! He's holding me back!!! :mad:

eulerfan
01-02-2003, 08:14 PM
There are dancing wimmins on the good side as well. Only difference is the lace teddies are white, not black.

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 08:17 PM
:D sweeeeet


sorry i almost lost control, master

:D

Chang Style Novice
01-02-2003, 08:20 PM
KC -

I prefer lascivious gyrations to lavicious gyrations. Mostly because molten rock hurts when you try to grope it.:p

On the good side, movies are always letterboxed. On the evil side, they pan and scan.

eulerfan
01-02-2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
:D sweeeeet


sorry i almost lost control, master

:D

OOOH! More spankings?

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 08:24 PM
yes, master

:D

please, master

:D

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 08:30 PM
yo, me and 4 other peeps on chat, all is welcome to drop by

eulerfan
01-02-2003, 08:35 PM
All right. Come get on my lap.

Now I know how much you like the dancing wimmins but I have to teach you some control over this. Otherwise, you'll be bouncing from light side to dark side and back again, like that yo-yo Anakin.

Chang Style Novice
01-02-2003, 08:41 PM
I am like unto the Earth. Constantly in darkness on the one side, and constantly in the light on the other. At all times, a small portion of me becomes enlightened, and an equal portion becomes falls into shadow. At my uppermost and lowest extremes, the light lasts longests, and yet also does the shadow. At my midpoint, the change is most constant. And in truth, all are like me, and like unto the Earth!

Except eulerfan, who is like unto the hourglass. (wolf whistle)

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 08:43 PM
*gets to eulerfans lap*

you know.... :o this is a place where i feel far from all my fears, my broken heart, my bleeding nose, my sweating palms, my trembling fingers, my shaking knees, my failure, my oath, the weight i carry, the cuts on my ankles, the fire under my feet, the cuts on my wrists, the things i cant grasp, my senseless fingertips, my unbendable joints, the pain locked up in my throat that just wont come out, the voice that is never loud enough... its the place where i cant tell the difference between :( and :)

eulerfan
01-02-2003, 08:52 PM
And there's spankings.

Chang Style Novice
01-02-2003, 09:06 PM
I'm not really into spankings.

Do you have wasabi flavored massage oil?

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 09:09 PM
and i suffer, not while my skin is repeatdly injured, but once this now existing unity between body, mind, spirit and colectivity is broken by the sense of individuality.

eulerfan
01-02-2003, 09:12 PM
wahoozala flavored whazzamuh?

M_ArtsMargie
01-02-2003, 09:15 PM
eulerfan****welcome back

****you guys .......the spankings r n the this (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=17) thread:D
chk it out

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 09:20 PM
in the moment of his greater vision no one saw, and no one understood how his words begged for meaning beyond their creators head

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 09:22 PM
if only by a move of hand, the scream of senses, and all that is material would satisfy me. i wouldnt need to walk anymore

eulerfan
01-02-2003, 09:29 PM
Xebulon, quit hogging that sh!t, puff puff PASS, puff puff PASS!

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 09:34 PM
i wish i was like this all the time. does it bother people?

eulerfan
01-02-2003, 09:38 PM
No, it doesn't bother me. But I think it would if you were like this all the time.

It works well as a mood. It would not work as a personality.

Xebsball
01-02-2003, 09:39 PM
now it doesnt matter either way for me

good nite to all

GeneChing
01-03-2003, 09:23 AM
got qi threads = spankings
got qi threads = spankings
got qi threads = spankings

GeneChing
01-03-2003, 09:44 AM
There's something really amusing about seeing Margie's face between a lunging wolverine and a chomping creature. It's a great metaphor for her role her.

Design Sifu
01-03-2003, 10:12 AM
Been a bit out of the loop, but have you posted any pics in your, er....

got qi threads?

eulerfan
01-03-2003, 11:15 AM
Nope, no pics. A guy in my class, trying to get a job in photojournalism and fleshing out his portfolio, took two rolls of pictures of me testing for brown belt. He says he'll give me a cd. If he does, I'll share. But I haven't seen him in a while. He can't use those pictures until I sign the model release. He's probably all busy with the holidays.

M_ArtsMargie
01-03-2003, 11:39 AM
GENE***LOL
That is funny:D

Chang Style Novice
01-03-2003, 12:21 PM
I hear the train a comin'
It's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine,
Since, I don't know when,
I'm stuck in Folsom Prison,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that train keeps a-rollin',
On down to San Antone.

When I was just a baby,
My Mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy,
Don't ever play with guns,"
But I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him die,
When I hear that whistle blowin',
I hang my head and cry.

I bet there's rich folks eatin',
In a fancy dining car,
They're probably drinkin' coffee,
And smokin' big cigars,
But I know I had it comin',
I know I can't be free,
But those people keep a-movin',
And that's what tortures me.

Well, if they freed me from this prison,
If that railroad train was mine,
I bet I'd move out over a little,
****her down the line,
Far from Folsom Prison,
That's where I want to stay,
And I'd let that lonesome whistle,
Blow my Blues away.

eulerfan
01-03-2003, 12:25 PM
Ne Me Quitte Pas


Ne me quitte pas
Il faut oublier
Tout peut s'oublier
Qui s'enfuit déjà
Oublier le temps
Des malentendus
Et le temps perdu
A savoir comment
Oublier ces heures
Qui tuaient parfois
A coups de pourquoi
Le coeur du bonheur

Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

Moi je t'offrirai
Des perles de pluie
Venues de pays
Oÿ il ne pleut pas
Je creuserai la terre
Jusqu'après ma mort
Pour couvrir ton corps
D'or et de lumière
Je ferai un domaine
Oÿ l'amour sera roi
Oÿ l'amour sera loi
Oÿ tu seras reine

Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

Je t'inventerai
Des mots insensés
Que tu comprendras
Je te parlerai
De ces amants-là
Qui ont vu deux fois
Leurs coeurs s'embraser
Je te raconterai
L'histoire de ce roi
Mort de n'avoir pas
Pu te rencontrer

Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

On a vu souvent
Rejaillir le feu
De l'ancien volcan
Qu'on croyait trop vieux
Il est paraät-il
Des terres brulées
Donnant plus de blé
Qu'un meilleur avril
Et quand vient le soir
Pour qu'un ciel flamboie
Le rouge et le noir
Ne s'épousent-ils pas

Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

Ne me quitte pas
Je ne vais plus pleurer
Je ne vais plus parler
Je me cacherai là
A te regarder
Danser et sourire
Et à t'écouter
Chanter et puis rire
Laisse-moi devenir
L'ombre de ton ombre
L'ombre de ta main
L'ombre de ton chien

Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

Chang Style Novice
01-03-2003, 12:29 PM
I don't talk french, but I got the ideer that were fair fatalistic. And now for something completely fatalistic:

Southern trees bear strange fruit,
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
Black bodies swinging in the southern breeze,
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.

Pastoral scene of the gallant south,
The bulging eyes and the twisted mouth,
Scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh,
Then the sudden smell of burning flesh.

Here is fruit for the crows to pluck,
For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck,
For the sun to rot, for the trees to drop,
Here is a strange and bitter crop.

eulerfan
01-03-2003, 12:37 PM
I saw in Louisiana a live-oak growing,
All alone stood it, and the moss hung down from the branches;
Without any companion it grew there, uttering joyous leaves
of dark green,
And its look, rude, unbending, lusty, made me think of myself;
But I wonder'd how it could utter joyous leaves, standing alone
there, without its friend, its lover near--for I knew I could
not;
And I broke off a twig with a certain number of leaves upon it,
and twined around it a little moss,
And brought it away--and I have placed it in sight in my room;
It is not needed to remind me as of my own dear friends,
(For I believe lately I think of little else than of them:)
Yet it remains to me a curious token--it makes me think of
manly love;
For all that, and though the live-oak glistens there in Louisiana,
solitary, in a wide flat space,
Uttering joyous leaves all its life, without a friend, a lover,
near,
I know very well I could not.

ewallace
01-03-2003, 12:50 PM
Hast du etwas Zeit fur mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Singe ich ein Lied fur dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und das sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fur Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben wenn's so war
Dabei war'n dort am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Dusenflieger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fur Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuhlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fur schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Man wer hatte das gedacht
Das es einmal so weit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keinen Platz fur Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Dusenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen

KC Elbows
01-03-2003, 12:51 PM
This thing
that hath a code but not a core
has placed acquaintance were might be affection
and nothing now disturbeth
his reflections.

Chang Style Novice
01-03-2003, 12:58 PM
eulerfan, you're right. I should try to cheer up.

The pyramids were in construction
The pharoah glowed with satisfaction
But then to his immense surprise
His empire fell before his eyes
A hundred thousand busy slaves
Downed their tools and stood and stared

The Red seawalls stood like a canyon
The pharoah pulled up in his wagon
And saw within those walls of glass
A herd of whales go racing past
A hundred thousand fishy tales
Crossed his mind about the day

When Charlton Heston put his vest on

The broken tablets had been mended
The golden calf had been up-ended
And old folk sitting round the fire
Would talk of voices from the sky
Babies sailing down the Nile
The recipe for locust pie
A hundred thousand frogs per mile
We'd always ask them to describe

How Charlton Heston put his vest on

Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal
Shalt not commit adultery
Boils the size of fifty pee
Lights! Camel! Action!
Bushes that refuse to burn
See these sandals hardly worn
Raining blood, raining bread
The night we painted Egypt red
Thou shalt not covet, shalt not lie
Thou shalt not bonk your neighbour's wife
The recipe for egg fried lice
A hundred ways to kill a fly
Love your daddy, love your mummy
Put your bread in milk and honey
Loved his fish, he did, he did
Never beat the wife and kids
Slouch though desert, slouch through sand
Until we reach the promised land
Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal
Shalt not commit adultery
Boils the size of fifty pee
Lights! Camel! Action!

(It's a lot funnier with the frog croaks making up the bassline)

eulerfan
01-03-2003, 01:06 PM
It doesn't have to sparkle to pull
but you know that

you
in your autumn way
so glib about cannibals
galactic
and otherwise

and the boy next to me
with his indecisive hair
and hands like a tree
pull harder
even
than gravity

are as insensate
as insoucient
fail as completely
as

just a subtle gradient of force
there is no one to blame
as I keep falling from orbits
watching these brief, fierce foci shrink
cool
all the while feeling
the gentle tug
of a thousand galaxies
in random flight around me

Xebsball
01-03-2003, 01:20 PM
im confused, dunno what you guys are writting or copy/pasting from songs. i hope there isnt a tone of mockery implicit in the turn of wich things taken in this last pages after i represented my most enlightened figure of words.

thank you

(edited to make sense to the readers)

Volcano Admim
01-03-2003, 01:22 PM
volcan?? vol-can??

who summoned me!?!
present yourselv!

eulerfan
01-03-2003, 01:43 PM
My fault. I tried to administer spankings in Serpent's absence and I guess I did it wrong since we got all poetical.

Mea culpa.

Xebsball
01-03-2003, 01:47 PM
dont worry, you and the spankings are not to blame.
i was started off by something that hurts a lot more
and doesnt belong to this forum or its people

Xebsball
01-03-2003, 01:51 PM
http://www.claudiospage.com/

click on "Historical Arms and Armour" then check out the cool stuff in there.
swords, maces, pikes, helmets, horse armor...

M_ArtsMargie
01-03-2003, 06:22 PM
xebsball***If you are going to post something with a link, post something like THIS (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/a1.html) ;)

**So now we are going poetry? Wow....what lovely poems.
Short but true, I am sure you have heard of this one

.....
I saw him, I liked him
I liked him, I loved him
I loved him, I let him
I let him, I lost him

Unless ,,,,,well....maybe this is off the subject.

:p

Sharky
01-03-2003, 06:34 PM
Power Beads

"Power Beads, or malas, are an ancient way to harmonize your internal power. Used for meditation, many people find wearing power beads reduce stress and help you to focus your mind more clearly. In Asia, power beads are often given as a token of respect or affection. They can also symbolize a vow, like more dedication to your training. Makes great gifts!"

You do realise that you're selling this crap right? You do realise that it's on your page, it's not a mistake or anything?

Xebsball
01-03-2003, 08:03 PM
yo Sharky, youre not much into beads heh? :cool:

Margie, i would post something like that, if i won the fight and got the girl instead of the usual i got beat up, my dog got killed and my bike was stolen. (methaphoricly speaking)

Once the night embraces me now i probably wont be back until Jan 9th, got more tests to do, this are the last ones and i cant wait for them to be over, winning or losing.

Xebsball
01-03-2003, 08:14 PM
right now i say options are really the chomping monster, kyo from king of fighters or vicious from cowboy bebop.
think im gonna stick with the domo-kun, imho its animation is my most briliant visual creation of all times.

Serpent
01-05-2003, 07:03 PM
It's OK everyone, I'm back. Let the spankings recommence as they should. Please form an orderly line.

I also notice that my padawan Xebsball was tempted by the dark side and came back seemingly enlightened. Marvellous.

TaoBoy
01-05-2003, 09:18 PM
Hello beautiful people!

I'm baa-aaack.

Now we were talking about spankings?

Serpent
01-05-2003, 09:24 PM
Yep. Still! ;)

I obviously missed you in Sydney! How was your trip?

M_ArtsMargie
01-06-2003, 08:47 AM
spankings***:p

I have my spanking (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-77.html) stick.;)

Dont be BAD

GeneChing
01-06-2003, 09:45 AM
mam - Now don't start that again.

s & tb - Welcome back

s - We can barely keep that "crap" in stock. Something's got to pay the rent around here.

Serpent
01-06-2003, 02:55 PM
Maybe you should start selling actual crap. You know, get a bunch of kung fu masters to take a dump in plastic bags and sell it through martialartsmart. It'd be easy to tag:

"You want the real Sh!t from the real Masters? Look no further, only $19.99 per Gram!"

TaoBoy
01-06-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Yep. Still! ;)

I obviously missed you in Sydney! How was your trip?

Yeah the trip north was pretty good.
Byron Bay was awesome as usual.
I loved what I saw of Sydney.
In fact, my partner and I are thinking of moving to Sydney in a year or so. And we should be back over Easter.



Now, can someone tell me when these spanking welts will go down? :eek:

Serpent
01-06-2003, 06:43 PM
Don't worry about the welts. It's like iron hand training; eventually you just don't notice any more.

Now c'mon. Bend over for daddy. Me and eulerfan are gonna use a paddle each on ya, one for each buttock.

yenhoi
01-06-2003, 08:46 PM
:mad:

Serpent
01-06-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by yenhoi
:mad:

What?

TaoBoy
01-06-2003, 10:01 PM
Methinks yenhoi just wants to watch.

Okay, now eulerfan you be gentle. I've heard stories! ;)

Serpent
01-06-2003, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy
Methinks yenhoi just wants to watch.

Okay, now eulerfan you be gentle. I've heard stories! ;)

Yep, and you heard right. She is the Spank-Mistress! And she likes to recieve as well as give....

Hey, how about we get all the KFO members in a big ol' circle, each with a nice leather paddle and have one big Spank-In! We can make it a regular new year ritual. Or every Tuesday, maybe?

rubthebuddha
01-06-2003, 10:35 PM
kinda like a circle jerk, only with paddles? this IS getting kinky.





now where's my camera? :confused:

GeneChing
01-07-2003, 09:20 AM
Come on, CMA & got qi girls, it's been kinky from the get go.

As for selling crap, didn't the church do that with saints at some point? More curious, isn't that what gas is? Fermented dinosaur carp? Did you know that the chinese character for gas is essentially the same as the character for qi? I got your qi, right here, buddy.

Serpent
01-07-2003, 03:11 PM
Oh great, watch the MMA crowd jump on that! Even the Chinese think that all this qi stuff is just a load of gas! ;)

RTB, that better be a video camera. Stills just wouldn't capture the moment.

M_ArtsMargie
01-07-2003, 03:33 PM
No what I say? MAKA FRAMA LAMA!:D

Gene**I know it has been spankings from the get go. As well as in our other thread......ouch! Too many spankings!!!:p

eulerfan
01-07-2003, 04:34 PM
I've been remiss.

Come here, taoboy. I'll use my special yin-yang paddle.

rubthebuddha
01-07-2003, 04:42 PM
serpent(or),

of course it's a video. digital even. and a zoom like you wouldn't believe.


well, wouldn't believe until you check your e-mail tomorrow. :eek:

GeneChing
01-07-2003, 05:48 PM
you can never have too many spankings....
not here...
maybe there, but not here...

Serpent
01-07-2003, 07:05 PM
eulerfan, perhaps to make it up to TaoBoy a bare hand spanking is in order?

RTB, zoom up the yin yang?

Gene, ne'er a truer word spoken. Too many spankings? The very concept is inconceivable!

TaoBoy
01-07-2003, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
I've been remiss.

Come here, taoboy. I'll use my special yin-yang paddle.

*assumes the position*

You're gonna use both sides right?
Nice 'n smooth on one side and on the other...

Serpent
01-07-2003, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy


*assumes the position*

You're gonna use both sides right?
Nice 'n smooth on one side and on the other...

Don't forget, TaoBoy, that me and eulerfan are sharing ya! I got the left buttock, she's got the right.

Ready?

*SLAP!*

Say I'm your Daddy! SAY IT!

eulerfan
01-07-2003, 08:22 PM
*slap*

And Mommy!

Serpent
01-07-2003, 08:25 PM
*SLAP!*

Oh yeah, this is what I call parenting!

*SLAP!*

eulerfan
01-07-2003, 08:47 PM
*slap*

suck it, doctor spock!

Serpent
01-07-2003, 08:50 PM
Yeah, get that Spock guy in here. I got two hands!

rubthebuddha
01-07-2003, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
RTB, zoom up the yin yang?
yeah. but nothing up the wazzu. i only want a single X on this home movie.

Chang Style Novice
01-07-2003, 11:05 PM
I just don't find spanking enticing at all. No offense to those who enjoy it, but it really isn't for me.

Me, I'm all about the chemical burns...ever use habanero astroglide?

GeneChing
01-08-2003, 09:02 AM
I used to joke about my iron butt training. It came with this job where I sit on my butt a lot. I had to give it up because it was making me mad.

Not sure why I mentioned this - perhaps, it was the only way I could bring the topic back to CMA. This thread really tests my skills in that department...

M_ArtsMargie
01-08-2003, 09:22 AM
Come on now....we all know that there are two types of spankings. One if you have been bad....and two for pleasure. Maybe there is three becuase there is always that one person who walks by and barely taps it. You all know what I am talking about.

RTB***I hope there is nothing going up the wazzu.:eek:

M_ArtsMargie
01-08-2003, 09:23 AM
someone.....i wont say who....told me that My avatar doesn't do me justice.:( ouch!!!!

So maybe there is not much to go by when inbetween:D

eulerfan
01-08-2003, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I just don't find spanking enticing at all. No offense to those who enjoy it, but it really isn't for me.

Me, I'm all about the chemical burns...ever use habanero astroglide?

CSN, I don't find giving spankings enticing at all.

Let me give you a bit of advice that could profoundly improve your sex life.

Kinky sex is all about negotiation. If a girl ever wants to spank you or be spanked by you, just do it, no judgement or declaration of personal taste. Provided it isn't a wholely horrible and distasteful prospect. If it's just not enticing, do it anyway.

This gives you a bargaining position.

"I don't like spankings, how about habanero astroglide?" won't cut it, especially if you're, and I think you are, attracted to strong women.

It has to be, "Well, that was a nice spanking. You know, for next time, what I'd like to use is this habanero astroglide."

:D :D :D :D :D :D

FatherDog
01-08-2003, 10:08 AM
Yeah. Relationships are all about give-and-take.


....in more ways than one. :D

Chang Style Novice
01-08-2003, 10:11 AM
Eulerfan, in a one-on-one relationship you're completely correct.

But in a sexual buffet/orgy, like this room is pretending to be, why not look under all the steam-table lids?

eulerfan
01-08-2003, 10:25 AM
Never been in an orgy. So, maybe. Maybe that'll fly. Give it a shot. Lemme know how it works out for ya.;)

red5angel
01-08-2003, 10:32 AM
eulerfans advice is actually pretty good! I had this girlfreind once and we had dated for a while before getting too physical. Anyway, at a party one night, her best freind tells me this girl I am dating likes being spanked periodically to get her in the mood. I freaked out at first but then thought about it, if it is what se likes who am I to judge. She had a pretty normal life growing up and her relationships were all "normal" so I didn't have to worry too much about a strange history. When we finally started getting physical I just did it, didn't even discuss it with her really since I already knew she liked it. Just like eulerfan said, she talked to me later about it and said it was cool I didn't get all freaked out or make too much of a deal out of it. Some people just like what the like.

habeniero astroglide I may have to draw the line at though.....

Chang Style Novice
01-08-2003, 10:34 AM
You'll be the first (or second or third or fourth or fifth) to know, I assure you.

But, uh, you might want to put that expectation on a back burner or something.

eulerfan
01-08-2003, 10:44 AM
lol

This works out well; my breath won't be bated as I don't expect to ever need that information.

Chang Style Novice
01-08-2003, 11:36 AM
I sorta wish there was a way to have one larger userpic here and a different one for the rest of the forum. (http://www.fantasytiles.com/AB2big.jpg)