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dezhen2001
01-13-2003, 08:20 PM
Let's all frolic naked, just because we can. Come on, I'll start.

:eek:

holy freholey!... screw that im off to bed its 4.20am :D
(thats one of the scariest things that has ever been said on screen)

dawood

Serpent
01-13-2003, 08:26 PM
Come on, Dawood, loosen up. You'll feel liberated, I promise.

Unless you get too close to CSN. Then you'll feel violated.

eulerfan
01-13-2003, 08:28 PM
Let's put this baby to bed.

Size does matter. But it goes both ways. Too big is as bad, if not worse, than too small. You want reasonable. Within the reasonable range, you have bigger than average and smaller than average. Bigger than average can get away with not knowing what he's doing and it won't present a big problem. Smaller than average, if he doesn't know what he's doing, is cr@p. Smaller than average, if he knows what he's doing, can do a lot more than bigger than average without it being uncomfortable or hurting. You just can't get TOO creative with bigger than average. So, there are some advantages to being smaller than average.

And that's that.

Serpent
01-13-2003, 08:37 PM
I love your honesty, ma petite choux. And you confirm everything else I've heard.

"Put this baby to bed". Heh heh heh. ;)

eulerfan
01-13-2003, 09:00 PM
*smooch*

Anyhoo, aren't you at work? Wouldn't nudity be frowned upon?

Serpent
01-13-2003, 09:43 PM
Hey, it's summer in Australia. Everyone's nude.

*smooooooch* right back at ya.

SevenStar
01-13-2003, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Serpent

CSN, you're right. This is a clothing optional thread. Let's all frolic naked, just because we can. Come on, I'll start.



Other than the got qi? girls, I don't wanna see ANY of you naked.

Serpent
01-13-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


Other than the got qi? girls, I don't wanna see ANY of you naked.

You have no adventure in your soul.

Come on, get yer clothes off!

SevenStar
01-13-2003, 10:31 PM
I'm sure plenty of you sick freaks want to see me naked. Ask Margie if she'll email you the pic.

Serpent
01-13-2003, 10:35 PM
Have you been sending Margie naked pictures of yourself?

rubthebuddha
01-13-2003, 11:24 PM
naked pictures of sevenstar?

like those are "hard to come" by. :eek:

rumo(u)r has it that he was actually the model for chef's dad (http://www.ollit.ndo.co.uk/epiimgs/epi303/parents.gif)

SevenStar
01-13-2003, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Have you been sending Margie naked pictures of yourself?

Only a few. I wanted to show her that qi has done my body good.

M_ArtsMargie
01-14-2003, 08:56 AM
SS***Show me the Qi Show me:p :D lol

Xebsball***Hi ;)

Good Morning to everyone! Tuesday....hopefully today can go fast.

Eulerfan***

javascript:smilie(':D') (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-77.html)

he he he:p

M_ArtsMargie
01-14-2003, 08:59 AM
Gene***Yesterday in our meeting I heard that you were to have more work. Ouch! I guess that means your the best. :D

Everyone at TC Media/Tiger Claw is the best:D ;) lol

eulerfan
01-14-2003, 09:18 AM
Ooooh, I've got a whip!!!!

Taoboy! Serpent! Get over here.

Xeb, I'll leave your handsome buttocks to the tender care of Margie.

GeneChing
01-14-2003, 09:20 AM
We let go of all our freelance and part timers on our side. None of them will be replaced. Their jobs have been transferred to me and Gigi. I'm hoping that some of their pay will follow suite....

GeneChing
01-14-2003, 09:47 AM
... how can you all go from got qi girls to posting weird animals. You all are really messed up - waaaay too many blows to the head. Try to block more of those in the future. I was saving this for one of my notorius Shaolin Deadhead threads on the TC Media forum, but obviously you all need some serious therapy fast - so check this out - the doctor is in. (http://www.tripatourium.com/Flashback.html )

Xebsball
01-14-2003, 11:21 AM
Margie :)
You the most beautiful angel (http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/kissbig.gif)

;)

Xebsball
01-14-2003, 11:55 AM
Gene that flash animation is awesome :D
direct link to download: http://www.tripatourium.com/artwork/4/Flash/flashback.swf

M_ArtsMargie
01-14-2003, 12:56 PM
I feel you on that Gene! I am hoping the same for myself!:D

Serpent
01-14-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
naked pictures of sevenstar?

like those are "hard to come" by. :eek:

rumo(u)r has it that he was actually the model for chef's dad (http://www.ollit.ndo.co.uk/epiimgs/epi303/parents.gif)

Man, no wonder he's always hassling me for about $3.50.

Serpent
01-14-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Ooooh, I've got a whip!!!!

Taoboy! Serpent! Get over here.


Oh, yes please, ma'am!

rubthebuddha
01-14-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
[Man, no wonder he's always hassling me for about $3.50. [/B] aye. was weird today -- he kept going on about the loch ness monster for some reason. :confused:

David Jamieson
01-14-2003, 07:14 PM
Does this mean I have to buy even more stuff from you guys? :)

Thanks for getting the Kwan Dao to me Margie, Johnny and Gene.

I've been playing with it all night. The Kwan dao that is...

cheers

Chang Style Novice
01-14-2003, 07:30 PM
God**** Flash keeps crashing on me. It does this anytime I try to watch something longer than a couple of minutes. Which is really irritating, because it looked pretty cool from what I saw of it.

TaoBoy
01-14-2003, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Ooooh, I've got a whip!!!!

Taoboy! Serpent! Get over here.

A whip. A WHIP!!!

I have a blindfold.


What now?

TaoBoy
01-14-2003, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
i hit my head on the edge of a cupboard door last nite as well... got a little dent in it now :( Wasnt even the area of my head im training hard qigong and now the door doesnt close properly :mad:

dawood


Bloody hell - i rammed my head into the bottom corner of a suspended cupboard two days ago and me noggin is still throbbing. Ouch!

SevenStar
01-14-2003, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
Margie :)
You the most beautiful angel (http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/kissbig.gif)

;)

back off, pal - she's mine

Xebsball
01-15-2003, 09:07 AM
Well, i guess we'll have to Roshambo (http://www.sonic.net/~kleinsi/roshambo.swf) for it!

I'll begin first...

M_ArtsMargie
01-15-2003, 09:11 AM
********It will be the year of the ram, get your feng shui items today. On sale now when you call 800-824-2433

Xebsball and SS***I am blushing. Really I am! :p

Xebsball
01-15-2003, 09:32 AM
sweet (http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/loveya.gif) :)
come closer mkay (http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/1035999089.gif) :cool:

M_ArtsMargie
01-15-2003, 09:36 AM
no problem KungLek. Be sure to let us know if you need anything else. We will take care of it personally! :D

M_ArtsMargie
01-15-2003, 10:02 AM
:D Thanks

so sweet.....like mochi icecream

Chang Style Novice
01-15-2003, 11:24 AM
<Beavis>Huh-huh, huh-huh. She said 'ram.'</Beavis>

morbicid
01-15-2003, 11:54 AM
would the got qi girls like to feel my hot, powerful, BALLS of QI !!!????? I will fling them at you! You need balls (of qi) to train in kung fu these days.

GeneChing
01-15-2003, 01:50 PM
...I was getting worried. You Canadians can be so troublesome to ship to...;)

M_ArtsMargie
01-15-2003, 01:54 PM
only these (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-41l.html) balls:D

dezhen2001
01-15-2003, 02:00 PM
your link fu is very impressive :D

dawood

David Jamieson
01-15-2003, 02:11 PM
I've never checked the site for it, but do you guys sell "ikea type" snap together weapons racks for classical chinese weapons?

If you are going to take this idea and run with it, I'll bet you will make a lot of lowly kung fu guys who happen to know some carpentry happy and likewise for the sifu who don't know any carpentry at all.

Think of the glory of the "snap together classical chinese weapons rack"!!!

coming in the traditional 9, 5 and 3 weapons sizes. Buy all of them and get a complementary Dao rack for your wall!

cheers

ps, Whoever tossed in the '98 southern styles issue. Thanks! that was a total bonus as I do not have that one.

Serpent
01-15-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by morbicid
would the got qi girls like to feel my hot, powerful, BALLS of QI !!!????? I will fling them at you! You need balls (of qi) to train in kung fu these days.

Oooh! A young, 6 post pretender to the got chi thread, eh? You'd better be ready to hang with the Spank Crew!

dezhen2001
01-15-2003, 04:39 PM
A young, 6 post pretender to the got chi thread, eh? You'd better be ready to hang with the Spank Crew!

has a LOT of catching up to do! :p

dawood

eulerfan
01-15-2003, 04:49 PM
INITIATION!!!!!!!!!!

Serpent, get the rope.
Dez, fetch the goats.
Marge, rustle up some rubber bands.
Xeb, gather all the robes and masks you can find.
Taoboy, candles, lots and lots of candles.
Gene and Design, link us to some serious weaponry.
Everybody else, we've got to paint these windows black.

HUSTLE HUSTLE HUSTLE!!!!!!!!

dezhen2001
01-15-2003, 04:51 PM
d@mn i must have blocked this out when i was initiated... im sure for a good reason too! :eek:

dawood

Xebsball
01-15-2003, 04:57 PM
:cool:

aight
masks... hmm i have a hat and 2 caps...
robes... lets see, my sheets, my brothers sheets, some blankets...

I think we're all set by me!!!
:D

Lets get the ritual going peeps

Serpent
01-15-2003, 05:04 PM
Here's the rope.

Quick, hold him down before he bolts!

Dezhen, your mind is protecting you. Repressed Memory Syndrome, look it up on google.

GET THOSE WINDOWS BLACKED OUT!

eulerfan
01-15-2003, 05:09 PM
This is going to take a bit. If you're done already, see if you can find some KY and a turnip.

Design Sifu
01-15-2003, 05:36 PM
first the instruction manuel (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/prjt001.html)

Serpent
01-15-2003, 06:36 PM
I've always got copious amounts of KY on hand, eulerfan, you know that. Although, I think we should challenge ourselves. Instead of a turnip, what about a watermelon this time?

I'll see if I can pick up some more stoats too. The others are kinda tired after last time...

dezhen2001
01-15-2003, 06:41 PM
stoats as in the weasel creature? :eek: man u guys can be real scary sometimes... now im gonna have nitemares :D

dawood

Serpent
01-15-2003, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
stoats as in the weasel creature? :eek: man u guys can be real scary sometimes... now im gonna have nitemares :D

dawood

Hey man, it was you that wore out the stoats last time. Get some regression therapy, dude.

eulerfan
01-15-2003, 07:20 PM
Okay, go to google, type in: stoats pictures. Click on the first link.

Serpent
01-15-2003, 07:27 PM
Good lord! :eek:

Serpent
01-15-2003, 07:35 PM
This might make things a little clearer.

Ain't they cute! (And they'll do anything for money.)

Serpent
01-15-2003, 07:36 PM
This little fella is particularly filthy. There ain't nothing he won't do and he's not that fussed about the money.

eulerfan
01-15-2003, 07:42 PM
AWWW! I want one!

Laughing Cow
01-15-2003, 07:44 PM
Just keep them away from the Nuts and everybody should be fine.

Hey dawood.

How about another show of putting 2 stoats down your pants.

Serpent
01-15-2003, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
AWWW! I want one!

Here you go, this one's just for you, sweetheart.

eulerfan
01-15-2003, 08:19 PM
Thank you.

I think I'll call him Sir Stoatington III, Earl of the little rocky patch of ground.

Serpent
01-15-2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Thank you.

I think I'll call him Sir Stoatington III, Earl of the little rocky patch of ground.

That's a sterling name of which he can be well proud.

eulerfan
01-15-2003, 09:00 PM
In a mere 84 posts, this thread will hit 2000. It'll be got qi? bedlam.

Serpent
01-15-2003, 09:06 PM
Isn't that the point at which we predicted that this thread would achieve self-realisation and take over the world?

Serpent
01-15-2003, 09:06 PM
BEWARE! The KFO Gestalt is coming!

eulerfan
01-15-2003, 09:19 PM
*snaps seatbelt*



I'm ready.

Serpent
01-15-2003, 09:21 PM
*snaps underpant elastic*

I'm all excited!

SevenStar
01-15-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
*snaps underpant elastic*

I'm all excited!

LOL, Euler just asked me for a magnifying glass so she could verify it!

dezhen2001
01-15-2003, 11:20 PM
:eek::eek::eek: now i will have nightmares!

serpent: you are a bad man :mad:
laughing cow: i actually have seen that happen before :D can you shoot me a pm or email? havent heard from u in a while i think(?)

dawood

SevenStar
01-15-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
Well, i guess we'll have to Roshambo (http://www.sonic.net/~kleinsi/roshambo.swf) for it!

I'll begin first...

Be my guest - I'm an Iron Crotch master! :p

Hear that Margie? IRON CROTCH ;) Sorry Xeb, the bigger and better man is moi

Xebsball
01-16-2003, 08:37 AM
Au contraire, bon jour :D LOL

I didnt wanna get to this point :D but i guess im left with no choice but informing Mrs. SevenStar that Mr. SevenStar is getting naughty with other wimmins on the net :p

GeneChing
01-16-2003, 08:57 AM
This (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-93.html) is the only rack we sell at MartialArtsMart.com now. I'm not sure if it comes assembled or not. We used to sell the stand up kind for long weapons, but they didn't sell very well so they were discontinued. The problem with those is two-fold. 1. Their big so you need the room for them. A standard size doesn't fit everyone, so it's usually easier to make them. 2. Many weapons have funny ends that don't always fit into the slots. If we made all the slots larger to accomodate, skinnier weapons like staffs wouldn't stand up straight. So you have to modify them, which is just as easy as making them.

If that southern issue was the Buck Sam Kong one, somebody really took care of you. That issue sold out long ago.

dezhen2001
01-16-2003, 09:04 AM
d@mn xebs... that was some sneeky ace u kept hidden there :cool::D

dawood

GeneChing
01-16-2003, 09:22 AM
Would now be a good time to kick down a got qi? sneak peak? Our next cover master is the one, the only, Iron Crotch Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng. We jsut got the advance issues in yesterday, so subscribers should go out next week and it'sll be on stand by the first week of February. I wrote the article and Design Sifu did the lay (pun intended.)

I expect all members of the spank crew to pick up this issue. It has some seriously good advice that I think you all need. BTW, exactly how many of you spankers are subscribed? (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/19341.html)

M_ArtsMargie
01-16-2003, 09:28 AM
SS***Dispite what you might think, i am not just interested in the iron crotch (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/prjt001.html) Besides, I have already had this guy pull my truck with his private part, can you? he he:p j/k

Eulerfan***I don't have rubberbands, but I have these (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-66t.html) . I don't think the guys can handle
our qi (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/powsweat99ma5.html) ;) Only GENE

Good Morning to all by the way. Hi Xebsball:) !

Xebsball
01-16-2003, 10:13 AM
Hi (http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/twark.gif) :D

Chang Style Novice
01-16-2003, 10:33 AM
Frodo has failed. (http://www.notfrisco2.com/webzine/Joel/archives/frodo_has_failed.html)

M_ArtsMargie
01-16-2003, 11:48 AM
CSN***he he he...funny!

Xebsball******i'm blushing****he:p

Xebsball
01-16-2003, 12:23 PM
im glad! im glad! :)

my next step is bringing down the dollar currency if you know what i mean :D

TaoBoy
01-16-2003, 01:36 PM
Can you believe it? I actually had to do some work yesterday. I'm sure my position description didn't mention that. Now look at all the fun I've missed.

eulerfan - I have so many candles to choose from....but I thought maybe the new guy would also need this (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/20-76.html) to help him prepare.


serpent - did xebs leave his pet (http://www.gerbil-info.com/grijsagouti.jpg) at your place again?

babooon87
01-16-2003, 01:42 PM
soon 2000 posts

TaoBoy
01-16-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Xebsball******i'm blushing****he:p

Oh Margie, I got something here to make you blush. They're STUDDED (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/studded.html)!!

:eek:

Serpent
01-16-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy

serpent - did xebs leave his pet (http://www.gerbil-info.com/grijsagouti.jpg) at your place again?

I wondered what that scratching noise was!

Serpent
01-16-2003, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


LOL, Euler just asked me for a magnifying glass so she could verify it!

Yeah, that's because I'm on the other side of the planet!

She couldn't see yours from next door with a telescope. :p

M_ArtsMargie
01-16-2003, 03:54 PM
TaoBoy***ooo, I am so excited. What about the matching belt (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/studleatwais.html) :p

M_ArtsMargie
01-16-2003, 04:01 PM
Any body born in the year of the monkey (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/88-05.html) ....I am!:D

Serpent
01-16-2003, 04:08 PM
This link fu is getting extensive. We're gonna have some link fu masters here before long!

TaoBoy
01-16-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
TaoBoy***ooo, I am so excited. What about the matching belt (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/studleatwais.html) :p

Mmm, yes a belt - somewhere to store my whip (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-29.html).

;)

Serpent
01-16-2003, 05:00 PM
You're all just Gene's b!tches!

Xebsball
01-16-2003, 05:12 PM
you guys, i didnt understand the pet joke

JOHNNY
01-16-2003, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
You're all just Gene's b!tches!
Not me. I am the owners b!tch though as with everyone else here at Martialartsmart and Kung fu qigong and tigerclaw:D
johnny;)

Serpent
01-16-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
you guys, i didnt understand the pet joke

Do a google search using the keywords "Richard Gere" and "Gerbil".

;)

eulerfan
01-16-2003, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
You're all just Gene's b!tches!

I'd be Gene's b!tch but I'm too lazy to do what has to do to post 'b!tch' correctly.

Links is just raising the bar WAAAAAY too high.

Serpent
01-16-2003, 06:30 PM
You're a person after my own heart, eulerfan, lazily riding on the hard work of others. We take the path less trodden and are better for it, just remember that. ;)

SevenStar
01-16-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


Yeah, that's because I'm on the other side of the planet!

She couldn't see yours from next door with a telescope. :p

Even from the other side of the planet, she could see mine without a telescope. All those bright white spots and trails in the sky ain't stars...

SevenStar
01-16-2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
Au contraire, bon jour :D LOL

I didnt wanna get to this point :D but i guess im left with no choice but informing Mrs. SevenStar that Mr. SevenStar is getting naughty with other wimmins on the net :p

now see, that's just wrong :D

SevenStar
01-16-2003, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
SS***Dispite what you might think, i am not just interested in the iron crotch (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/prjt001.html) Besides, I have already had this guy pull my truck with his private part, can you? he he:p j/k



I'll try *almost* anything once. How far do you want me to pull it?

Serpent
01-16-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


Even from the other side of the planet, she could see mine without a telescope. All those bright white spots and trails in the sky ain't stars...

Ew.

Serpent
01-16-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


I'll try *almost* anything once. How far do you want me to pull it?

Gene, this has to be a feature issue!

Xebsball
01-17-2003, 05:18 AM
i had 2 dreams this last night

can only remember one, partially

Me and my cousin were in a car, by some dark woods and there was a building to our left. so we are going by the road then i see my brother and his girlfriend.
Next we are stopped and picking them up, then i look they seem to be in pain or something and i help them into the car.
as we are driving out they explain, they have been attacked by some bugs.
We keep going forward until we see this huge butterflies, so it was butterflies that attacked them. This ones are big like their wings are 2 or 3 feet long with beautiful colors - one was yellow, black and white on the wings.
Next im thinking, could they be poisonous or something? will the couple be ok?
Still moving forward on the road we see them attack some people, but it doesnt kill or maim. The butterflies attack makes people start singing cheesy songs. Unfortunately i cant remember wich songs they were, i just know they were stupid and funny.

Xebsball
01-17-2003, 08:33 AM
****, now i remember the second one.

I ran into my friend Faller and asked him:
- Do you know where Pira has been?
- Hes at the beach now, should be back next wednesday
- And what about Thiago and Ramon?
- :eek: Didnt you hear about it?? They got killed on a car accident

That scared me :eek: especially becouse i really havent heard from those guys in a long time

M_ArtsMargie
01-17-2003, 09:14 AM
SS***you definetly need to pull it more than 3 feet. :D ouch!

Xebsball***man...that is a scary dream! why haven't you contacted them? You should....i mean....if you guys were close:cool:

Serpent***Dont be jealous that Gene get's all the action!;) :D lol

Taoboay***I know where you can put that whip (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-29.html) and some........place in the extreme (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/extigclawpac11.html) pack:D

GeneChing
01-17-2003, 09:50 AM
To be qualified as an official member of the Spank Crew, you must meet the following requirements.

1. Have a presence on the got qi? thread.

2. Plug www.MartialArtsMart.com whenever possible

3. Have a got qi? t-shirt. (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/tshirgotqi99.html)

There are three ways to get a got qi t-shirt.

1. Work for the Tiger Claw group.

2. Be as charming and witty as eulerfan. There's only on eulerfan, and she's arleady earned her shirt, so unless you can cajole the shirt off her back, this is not a viable alternative.

3. subscribe. (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/19341.html)

All Spank Crew members must, on occasion, post links to www.MartialArtsMart.com on the got qi? thread, wearing their got qi? shirt (as I am now.) All close door members of the Spank Crew must do so wearing their got qi? shirt and nothing else (If you really must accesorize, you may use this (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/mencupandsup.html) or this. (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/studleatwais.html) )

Emperor Gene has spoken.

Hey Margie, can a wear your pimp cat jacket from halloween from now on?

Xebsball
01-17-2003, 09:52 AM
Indeed i should soon, early at night. Thats my old schools crew, we knew each other since we were 5, in kindergarden :cool:

MightyB
01-17-2003, 10:32 AM
I'll give it a try.

HEY GUYS, LOOK HERE!!! (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/prjt001.html)

But I'm wearing something like This. (http://secure.hostasaurus.com/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=pdcom&Product_Code=PD-PE-130114&Category_Code=POC)

---

Can I be a member of the KFO Spank Crew?

Chang Style Novice
01-17-2003, 11:57 AM
Can you tell My Little Ponies from Porn Stars? (http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html)

I can't. I scored no better than flipping a coin - 6 from 12.

MightyB
01-17-2003, 12:16 PM
4 for 12

Hai_To
01-17-2003, 01:06 PM
Nope, year of the Rooster (http://chinese.astrology.com/rooster.html).

M_ArtsMargie
01-17-2003, 04:26 PM
Give me a rat (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/99-99rt.html) or a dragon (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/70111.html) ....since these are supposed to be my perfect match.:p

M_ArtsMargie
01-17-2003, 04:37 PM
5 out of 12 here ***raising my hand***

Gene***Anytime. Just let me know.

Mighty B***My pimp suit is a bit more original(70's baby) Wish I had a pix:( .

Xebsball***That's good. I wish sometimes that I would have stayed in touch with my friends. But people grow up and change.

Xebsball
01-17-2003, 05:28 PM
heh, forgot to call... :( too late now

I was the first to break away from the group, by moving (not by choice) to another state back in 98, that sucked a lot. I too wish we kept in touch but by my point of view on this its inevitable that we still will hang out together and their kids will kindly call me "uncle Marcos" :D or maybe im just fantasyzing who knows :D

Xebsball
01-17-2003, 05:32 PM
I am a dog (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/99-99dg.html), does that mean i got no chance? :(

Hmm but "men are dogs" :D
I'm a man, but im real nice with the ladies, seriously :cool:

Just some days ago me and Former Castleva were chatting on chinese signs and such. We got to the conclusion that the sweetest thing was being a water dog. I think i was a wood dog... or was it metal dog...

Xebsball
01-17-2003, 05:46 PM
ah ok i really was a water dog, but some of its stuff just didnt fit me :o

eulerfan
01-18-2003, 08:01 AM
Aw, Gene, now I'm blushing.

You guys are trying to get all the got qi? girls' faces to pink up.

So, now, are you going to consider the got qi? girls a subsidiary of The Spank Crew? How does that work?

SevenStar
01-18-2003, 08:28 AM
I got 5 outta 12.

hey Margie, here's a pic of me thinking of you:

eulerfan
01-18-2003, 08:31 AM
Dude!!! You are BUFF!!!!!!!

Margie, he could pick you up like he was picking a flower. Think about it.;)

dezhen2001
01-18-2003, 09:55 AM
Xebby... looks like u have some competition... maybe u should post a buff xingyi pic man - go for it!:cool:

dawood

eulerfan
01-18-2003, 09:58 AM
Well, now, xebulon has the power of being able to whisper in her ear in a romance language.

I don't envy Margie her decision. Horns of a dillema, that one.

dezhen2001
01-18-2003, 10:03 AM
well with 7* she has MRS 7* to deal with... so that should maybe help my man Xebby :D

dawood

eulerfan
01-18-2003, 10:15 AM
Ahhh. Xebs gotta be in the lead, then.

Xebsball
01-18-2003, 10:25 AM
7, looks like you been robbed and tied up against the lamp-post :D LOL

FatherDog
01-19-2003, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Dude!!! You are BUFF!!!!!!!

Dude, haven't you been reading the Health And Conditioning Threads? All SevenStar has to do is look at weights, and he gains ten pounds on the spot. :D

Chang Style Novice
01-19-2003, 06:03 AM
****it, I was born in 1969, and I WANTED THAT POST!

dezhen2001
01-19-2003, 06:15 AM
Chang Style Novice
Big bright buckyballs!

Registered: Dec 1969
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 2052

looks like you just registered after you were born too :D

dawood

Chang Style Novice
01-19-2003, 06:23 AM
I was already six months old!

dezhen2001
01-19-2003, 06:31 AM
already a veteran of CMA it seems :D

dawood

ricksitterly
01-19-2003, 09:06 AM
hmm.... odd that someone came through and moved a bunch of threads from this forum but somehow decided to keep this one. Of all the threads that are off topic... :)

Kristoffer
01-19-2003, 09:20 AM
pony porn stars :D I scored 6 out of 12..

lol

Serpent
01-19-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
Be as charming and witty as eulerfan. There's only on eulerfan, and she's arleady earned her shirt, so unless you can cajole the shirt off her back, this is not a viable alternative.


Cajole the shirt off her back, eh? Hmmm... sounds like a grand idea.










































Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?

;)

PS Look! (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/longweapons.html)

Serpent
01-19-2003, 03:25 PM
BTW, I got 5 out of 12 on the Porn/Ponies quiz.

Ah well, I'm sure I wouldn't mix them up in real life.

Chang Style Novice
01-19-2003, 04:58 PM
I have tomorrow off from school. Not because Martin Luther King Day is a state holiday, oh no.

This is Texas. And in Texas "Confederate Heroes Day" is a state holiday. And just happens to fall on the same date as Martin Luther King Day.

I want to barf.

Serpent
01-19-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I have tomorrow off from school. Not because Martin Luther King Day is a state holiday, oh no.

This is Texas. And in Texas "Confederate Heroes Day" is a state holiday. And just happens to fall on the same date as Martin Luther King Day.

I want to barf.

That's pretty fukkin' wrong!

Chang Style Novice
01-19-2003, 05:14 PM
Wanna guess who the governor was that signed this holiday into law?

edit - I've got to eat a little crow here. A little research has turned up the fact that the two holidays are actually two days apart, but typically observed with days off for state workers on the same day.

Mea culpa.

But it still revolts me.

Serpent
01-19-2003, 06:24 PM
I'm beginning to run out of room on my list of reasons why I hate him!

eulerfan
01-20-2003, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by ricksitterly
hmm.... odd that someone came through and moved a bunch of threads from this forum but somehow decided to keep this one. Of all the threads that are off topic... :)

Sex talk interspersed with plugs for Martial Arts Mart and it's in the forum with the highest traffic.

Hmmmmm.

That is a stumper.;)

GeneChing
01-20-2003, 09:03 AM
Gigi's a rat and I'm a dragon. (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/lonsleevtshi.html)

I'm so disappointed that our kungfu horoscopes is offline right now, or I'd post a link. You'll just have to tune into the magazine. Meanwhile, here's an odd zodiac (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/24kgol12anst.html) thing for you.

M_ArtsMargie
01-20-2003, 09:11 AM
SS*****Hard to see the picture, but yes, you are masculine. :p
It would be nice to see a face picture:D .

Working today. My whole family has today off. No fair. Got to have the qi (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/99-mam06.html) in order to work today. ouch!

How about that football game on Sunday? oooooo

Chang Style Novice
01-20-2003, 09:24 AM
what is this "football" of which you speak?

GeneChing
01-20-2003, 09:26 AM
Eulerfan- The spank crew is a division of the got qi? girls, not the other way around. There are definately got qi? girls who would not want to participate in the spank crew. But of course, we prefer the ones who would...

Margie- I can wear the jacket?! kewl. Makes me wonder what else is in you closet that might fit me.

The rest of youse guys- I've decided that I should only chat with the girls ont this thread unless there's something to sell. I'm sure y'all understand.

And we're near SF - ponies is a division of porn stars but we do not want to go there.

We're also in the east bay, part of the Raider Nation. That's one reason why Margie and I wear so much black....

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Dude!!! You are BUFF!!!!!!!

Margie, he could pick you up like he was picking a flower. Think about it.;)

*blush*

(that should show my sensitive side :))

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by Xebsball
7, looks like you been robbed and tied up against the lamp-post :D LOL

Actually, that's what happened - I had to try and look cool though since people in the neighborhood were taking photos! :D

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
SS*****Hard to see the picture, but yes, you are masculine. :p
It would be nice to see a face picture:D .

Working today. My whole family has today off. No fair. Got to have the qi (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/99-mam06.html) in order to work today. ouch!

How about that football game on Sunday? oooooo

Ask and you shall receive - I've got another "I gotta post a pic so I can beat out xebby" pic somewhere on this thread - probably back around page 60. i'm shirtless and you can see my face. my eyes are closed though, so I'll put another face pic up this evening

Xebsball
01-20-2003, 09:58 AM
ah whateva dude, im not playing anymore

TaoBoy
01-20-2003, 03:59 PM
Aw c'mon Xebs!
There's still fight left in ya.

Get in there Tiger...

M_ArtsMargie
01-20-2003, 04:14 PM
Gene***your my perfect match :D

Xebsball***you may be born the year of the dog. But your not a dog! ;)

HaiTo***What is your perfect match?

M_ArtsMargie
01-20-2003, 04:27 PM
SS***I think that you are the only one competing with Xebsball.
You can still send that pix though :p

Xebsball***Only you have my "other photos (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/11x60.html) ". I promise you that! ;)

CSN***Football are the RAIDERS BABY!!!! ALL THE WAY. Gene knows what I am talking about.

Gene***I never noticed, but we do wear alot of black (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/11-160x.html) , don't we? Man...I need to update my colors.



GOT QI (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/7004.html)

Serpent
01-20-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
The rest of youse guys- I've decided that I should only chat with the girls ont this thread unless there's something to sell. I'm sure y'all understand.


Hmmm, Gene's getting elitist. We need someone to come up with some dirt on him to bring him back down a peg or two.

If you talk to me, Gene, I may even make you an honourary Australian for your use of the phrase "youse guys"! ;)

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 04:57 PM
I may even make you an honourary Australian for your use of the phrase "youse guys"!

what about if i say "maaaaaayte" a lot? ;)

xebs: no need to play as theres no competition huh? :cool:

Margie: d@mn why do gals always like having guys competing for them? :D

dawood

Serpent
01-20-2003, 05:06 PM
Dezhen, you're already an honourary Australian due to Tae Li! ;)

And chicks dig men competing for them cos they love a little ego boost. Same reason they like to be told they're beautiful even though they may be hardened feminists.

Hey eulerfan, you're beautiful, you know that! ;)

Sharky
01-20-2003, 05:11 PM
She certainly has sizeable breasts for her frame.

Serpent
01-20-2003, 05:37 PM
Indeed. So smooth and enticing, wondrous to behold. ;)

eulerfan
01-20-2003, 05:41 PM
Thank you boys. Thank you boys.

I should point out once again that I am not a feminist. I am an opportunist. You are confused because there are times when it is opportune for me to be a feminist. So, at those times, I'm a feminist.

However, if it is opportune to be, say, an exhibitionist...maybe because a free shirt is involved, hypothetically speaking...I can be quite an exhibitionist.

It's really quite situational.

Serpent
01-20-2003, 05:45 PM
And that's why you're my girl. Your intelligence and honesty stand you head and shoulders above most gals.

Now, how about some more photos of you in your got qi shirt? You promised us some more and this would seem to be an opportune moment!

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 06:09 PM
serpent ur definately a scot/australian :cool:
nice one mate.

dawood

eulerfan
01-20-2003, 06:16 PM
Smarminess. The way to my heart. Serpent's got me pegged.

I have trouble with snake creeps down.

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
ah whateva dude, im not playing anymore

C'mon Xebs, you can't give up!

Anyway, here's the face pic, and also the shirtless pic in case you didn't see it earlier

(actually, I post that one to see how many times WD will catch it and post the "real" pic of me that he found :) )

Serpent
01-20-2003, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Smarminess. The way to my heart. Serpent's got me pegged.

I have trouble with snake creeps down.

Dayum, you fine! ;)

What sort of trouble do you have? It's hard to tell a lot of detail from pics, but if I might offer a little advice, in that pic, the toe of your left foot is turned out a little too far. That'll stop your knee from having solid stance strength and therefore interfere with the motion of snake creeps down. Bring your toe in a little, keep your knee directly over you toes and that will open your hips more to the front and improve your motion.

However, that's a small issue. Your form looks good.

And your legs look great!

By the way, that was the 2000th post on this thread! Congratulations!

Serpent
01-20-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


C'mon Xebs, you can't give up!

Anyway, here's the face pic, and also the shirtless pic in case you didn't see it earlier

(actually, I post that one to see how many times WD will catch it and post the "real" pic of me that he found :) )

Dude, you look ten pints p!ssed in that pic! :)

Who's the guy next to you? (The one with the good posture.)

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 06:28 PM
oops...didn't know I could only post one. here's the other. And what are these pics that only Xeb has? I'm getting jealous! Can I expect to see them in my inbox soon?

Serpent
01-20-2003, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
serpent ur definately a scot/australian :cool:
nice one mate.

dawood

Ah ken the way tae a lasses heart! ;)

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 06:29 PM
2004 posts :eek:
im impressed!

dawood

Serpent
01-20-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar
oops...didn't know I could only post one. here's the other. And what are these pics that only Xeb has? I'm getting jealous! Can I expect to see them in my inbox soon?

That's it! Now Water Dragon has to post the real pic of 7*!

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


Dude, you look ten pints p!ssed in that pic! :)

Who's the guy next to you? (The one with the good posture.)

d@mn, and to think I actually like that one.... :mad: :( the other dude is my cousin. We were visiting an aunt in a small town when we took that pic (The whole town has one gas station, one car wash and one pay phone)

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 06:31 PM
Ah ken the way tae a lasses heart!

geed... hastae be oor ruggid chayrms aye? ;)

sevenstar: cool pics man - definately pimpsters :D

dawood

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
serpent ur definately a scot/australian :cool:
nice one mate.

dawood

Does that mean he drinks alot?

eulerfan
01-20-2003, 06:34 PM
Thanks serp. I'll try to keep that in mind next time I practice.

Better pictures are on the way. First, I have to finish the roll. I never take pictures so that's going to be a bit of trouble. Then have it developed. Then have my sister scan them.

So, no breath holding or anything.

2000 posts! Woo Hoo!!!

Wait. Hold on. I'm not enlightened. Is anybody enlightenend, yet?

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 06:36 PM
Does that mean he drinks alot?

from the pic before - looks like you drink more mate :D (just teasing).

ummm... more it means he must be rugged and a hit with the ladies - thats not the australian part either :cool:

eulerfan: ur enjoying every minute of this arent ya? hehe

dawood

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
[I]
from the pic before - looks like you drink more mate :D (just teasing).

That's it...that pic is coming down! :D *sniff* I don't even drink *sniff*

ummm... more it means he must be rugged and a hit with the ladies - thats not the australian part either :cool:

Then surely we can't be talking about serpent! :D

Serpent
01-20-2003, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


d@mn, and to think I actually like that one.... :mad: :( the other dude is my cousin. We were visiting an aunt in a small town when we took that pic (The whole town has one gas station, one car wash and one pay phone)

Sounds like most of Australia!

Serpent
01-20-2003, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
[Bgeed... hastae be oor ruggid chayrms aye? ;)
[/B]

Aye lad, nae doot aboot it.

Serpent
01-20-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Thanks serp. I'll try to keep that in mind next time I practice.

Better pictures are on the way. First, I have to finish the roll. I never take pictures so that's going to be a bit of trouble. Then have it developed. Then have my sister scan them.

So, no breath holding or anything.

2000 posts! Woo Hoo!!!

Wait. Hold on. I'm not enlightened. Is anybody enlightenend, yet?

Wait a minute! You'd better ignore my advice; I don't think we're allowed to talk about kung fu in this thread. It's against the talk to the got qi girls thread Enterprose Agreement.

Or something. ;)

And no rush on the pics. We'll be here, with breath bated but not held.

As for enlightenment, I absolutely love this! (http://www.theonion.com/onion2908/monkgloats.html)

eulerfan
01-20-2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
ummm... more it means he must be rugged and a hit with the ladies - thats not the australian part either :cool:

eulerfan: ur enjoying every minute of this arent ya? hehe

dawood

It's my bread and butter BABY!!!!

Actually, rugged, a hit with the ladies, scotland, australia, why am I suddenly picturing Serpent with cauliflower ears?

Or does that only happen to the scrum ball kicker guy who has to hold on to those other two guys. What's he called?

Serpent
01-20-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan


It's my bread and butter BABY!!!!

Actually, rugged, a hit with the ladies, scotland, australia, why am I suddenly picturing Serpent with cauliflower ears?

Or does that only happen to the scrum ball kicker guy who has to hold on to those other two guys. What's he called?

The prop. I see where you're hading with this. I did use to play rugby union actually, but no cauliflower ears. I'm just over 6 feet and pretty rangy*; I was a winger. No scrums for me!





*Yeah, you could say skinny, but I don't like that word. I'm far too toned and muscular to be classified as skinny; besides, Rangy is so much cooler and more mysterious, non?

Serpent
01-20-2003, 07:24 PM
Actually, I've got a girl's perspective on my bodyshape if anyone (eulerfan ;) ) is interested.

A while ago I was seeing this girl and we were out one night. She was talking to a girlfriend about me (she thought I couldn't hear her!) and she told her friend, "He's got a body like Brad Pitt in Fight Club!"

I was thoroughly swollen with pride at the Brad Pitt reference, but her mate blew it for me. She said, "He looks nothing like Brad Pitt." B!tch! :)

"I know," replied the girl I was with. "But his body is just like Brad Pitt's."

I guess I can still be kinda happy with that. I must see the movie again and check out what his bod is like! :eek:

:cool:

David Jamieson
01-20-2003, 07:25 PM
wow 2018...er 19 and still going strong. amazing.

as an add on, women are the only ones who get to be "beautiful"

:D

men are otherwise mutants

cheers

joedoe
01-20-2003, 07:28 PM
My friends used to say that I kinda looked like Bolo Yeung. But they were kind enough to ignore my spare tyre (and the fact that Bolo had huge muscles while I didn't) :D

Serpent
01-20-2003, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by joedoe
My friends used to say that I kinda looked like Bolo Yeung. But they were kind enough to ignore my spare tyre (and the fact that Bolo had huge muscles while I didn't) :D

So they meant you were a surprisingly large Chinese dude?

;)

eulerfan
01-20-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
"I know," replied the girl I was with. "But his body is just like Brad Pitt's."

I guess I can still be kinda happy with that. I must see the movie again and check out what his bod is like! :eek:

:cool:

*twirls blonde curl of hair around index finger*

picture?

Serpent
01-20-2003, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Kung Lek
as an add on, women are the only ones who get to be "beautiful"

:D

men are otherwise mutants

cheers

Actually, I beg to differ there. A mate of mine was talking about Orlando Bloom (the dude that plays Legolas in the LOTR movies). Now my mate reckons that Bloom is a beautiful man. My friend is gay, which is relevant to his perception, but I had to agree with him. Orlando Bloom isn't exactly handsome. But he is a beautiful looking guy. As an elf anyway. I've never seen the actor as himself!

Serpent
01-20-2003, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan


*twirls blonde curl of hair around index finger*

picture?

Aw man, that's really hard to resist!

My anonymity is important to me here. Maybe I can send you one privately?

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 07:57 PM
My anonymity is important to me here.

why?:confused: its not as if anyone gives a d@mn who you are anyway lol :D


Maybe I can send you one privately?

arent you just the lucky one then ;)

As for being rangy - i know what u mean... im around 5'10 (178cm) and around 150lbs. Kinda on the skinny side of medium build, but for some reaosn i have good tone as well... still wish i was a few pounds heavier :(

guess i just have to eat more tuna, chicken and eggs than i already am lol im already eating so much - dunno how much more i can take! :eek:

dawood

Serpent
01-20-2003, 08:08 PM
Dezhen, I hear ya. We've talked about this before; we're both really hard-gainers. As opposed to 7* who pauses to think about lifting a weight and gains a pound of muscle!

We're the desirable ones, mate. No one likes a fat b@stard or some muscle-bound goon. (Shut up all fat b@stards and muscle bound goons. I don't need you spoiling my paradigm!)

eulerfan
01-20-2003, 08:11 PM
Serpent just sent me his picture. He doesn't want you to see it because he's actually Screech from Saved by the Bell. Who'd a thunk it????

Serpent
01-20-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Serpent just sent me his picture. He doesn't want you to see it because he's actually Screech from Saved by the Bell. Who'd a thunk it????

I told you not to say anything!




















I'm soooo embarrassed.

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 08:15 PM
We're the desirable ones, mate. No one likes a fat b@stard or some muscle-bound goon.

sounds good to me :D sometimes i hate being a hard gainer though man... then i see those steroid ppl on ironfists thread and am glad i dont look like that either :|

he's actually Screech from Saved by the Bell.

cool! :cool: i always wondered where he had gone. Serpent: the original series and college years was MUCH better than the inferior "saved by the bell: the new class" ok?

dawood

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 08:18 PM
I'm soooo embarrassed.

wow u managed to make him go quiet - that has tae be a first! :D

dawood

Serpent
01-20-2003, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
he's actually Screech from Saved by the Bell.

cool! :cool: i always wondered where he had gone. Serpent: the original series and college years was MUCH better than the inferior "saved by the bell: the new class" ok?

dawood

Sheesh. I knew this would happen!

Serpent
01-20-2003, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
I'm soooo embarrassed.

wow u managed to make him go quiet - that has tae be a first! :D

dawood

<indignant>

Hey!

</indignant>

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 08:28 PM
:D

dawood

eulerfan
01-20-2003, 09:47 PM
:D

Screech was very cute in his own little way.

Serpent
01-20-2003, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
:D

Screech was very cute in his own little way.

"His own little way"?

Not sure what to make of that! ;)

eulerfan
01-20-2003, 09:58 PM
Sorry, I meant 'in his own great big way.'

In his, 'oh my god, it's so big, it's scary' way. :D

Serpent
01-20-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Sorry, I meant 'in his own great big way.'

In his, 'oh my god, it's so big, it's scary' way. :D

Tha's ma gal!

:D

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 10:29 PM
He can't be skreech, because skreech kicked butt on celebrity boxing - I can't picture serpent kicking anyone's butt, so they can't be one and the same ;)

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Dezhen, I hear ya. We've talked about this before; we're both really hard-gainers. As opposed to 7* who pauses to think about lifting a weight and gains a pound of muscle!

We're the desirable ones, mate. No one likes a fat b@stard or some muscle-bound goon. (Shut up all fat b@stards and muscle bound goons. I don't need you spoiling my paradigm!)

Don't hate us because we're beautiful...

SevenStar
01-20-2003, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


Actually, I beg to differ there. A mate of mine was talking about Orlando Bloom (the dude that plays Legolas in the LOTR movies). Now my mate reckons that Bloom is a beautiful man. My friend is gay, which is relevant to his perception, but I had to agree with him. Orlando Bloom isn't exactly handsome. But he is a beautiful looking guy. As an elf anyway. I've never seen the actor as himself!

Euler, you may have competition from the male sex...

dezhen2001
01-20-2003, 10:35 PM
Don't hate us because we're beautiful...

nah i dont hate ya - i seem to be doing ok right now :p

dawood

eulerfan
01-21-2003, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by SevenStar


Euler, you may have competition from the male sex...

If I lose Serpent to Orlando Bloom, I won't feel too bad. That guy is beautiful.

M_ArtsMargie
01-21-2003, 09:23 AM
dezhen2001****girls like competition becauase it makes them feel good. I don't like it, becuase I don't want drama. Besides, it is the men that want to compete.

SS***Nice pix.

Xebsball
01-21-2003, 10:55 AM
:) thanx

youre a great girl

GeneChing
01-21-2003, 11:07 AM
dragons fit you to a tee! (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/lonsleevtshi.html)

Xebsball
01-21-2003, 11:14 AM
i dont want/wont compete

but i still think Margie is sweet, what can i do :p

Serpent
01-21-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar
He can't be skreech, because skreech kicked butt on celebrity boxing - I can't picture serpent kicking anyone's butt, so they can't be one and the same ;)

Why I oughtta....!

:mad:

:)

Serpent
01-21-2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan


If I lose Serpent to Orlando Bloom, I won't feel too bad. That guy is beautiful.

It's ok, I ain't changing teams. Orlando may be a beautiful guy, but he's a slug compared to eulerfan.

Serpent
01-21-2003, 03:51 PM
By the way:




Dustin Diamond

Samuel 'Screech' Powers

Born: January 7, 1977 in San Jose, CA

While in the fifth grade, Dustin landed the role as 8th grader Samuel "Screech" Powers in the television series "Good Morning, Miss Bliss." His character was carried over when the series evolved into "Saved by the Bell." Dustin also appeared somewhat frequently in the television series "The Wonder Years," and is currently a main cast member in "Saved by the Bell, The New Class." Despite rumors, he is not related to Beastie Boy Mike D.



:D

GeneChing
01-21-2003, 04:01 PM
eulerfan - I think we're due for another fresh got qi? shirt from you. After all, that wasn't free - the deal was that you'd post a pic every couple of pages. Margie's done her share - it's her job.

margie - Wearing black is always fashionable. It's the best thing about the Raiders.


The rest of youse guys - no more pics of screech. That's as anti-spank crew as it gets. Please don't spoil the mood here.

dezhen2001
01-21-2003, 04:04 PM
Attachment: dustin_diamond.jpg

looking good serpent! ;)

dawood

Serpent
01-21-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
The rest of youse guys - no more pics of screech. That's as anti-spank crew as it gets. Please don't spoil the mood here.

Good point. We'd better one big Circle-Spank going on to recharge the thread.

Come on, drop those bags!

M_ArtsMargie
01-21-2003, 04:18 PM
Can you HANDLE (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/dvdxtz27104.html) this guys?:D

M_ArtsMargie
01-21-2003, 04:20 PM
how about THEM (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/dvdxtz27104.html) apples? Can you dig it?.....I can dig it

Serpent
01-21-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Can you HANDLE (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/dvdxtz27104.html) this guys?:D

Sounds like a student diet.

dezhen2001
01-21-2003, 04:36 PM
ive eaten some of the stuff before on a survival training course. very chewy or crunchy... much like the meals i cook here at university :D it was a good experience but i wouldnt neccessarily do it again :)

dawood

Serpent
01-21-2003, 04:50 PM
Y'all should try some Aussie bush tucker. There's some good stuff!

SevenStar
01-21-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Can you HANDLE (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/dvdxtz27104.html) this guys?:D

lots of protein. the crunchiness is a stress reliever... that stuff is great for training.

eulerfan
01-21-2003, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


lots of protein. the crunchiness is a stress reliever... that stuff is great for training.

When I was a little girl, if I ever found a bug in my food, my dad would say, "That's protein!"

dezhen2001
01-21-2003, 05:45 PM
shame you need to eat so much for the protein :D

dawood

Chang Style Novice
01-21-2003, 05:51 PM
My friend Julie loaned me her book "Man Eating Bugs" one time. Lots of arthropodic recipes in that one.

Didn't I once link to a news story about Cambodian deep-fried, garlicked and salted spiders on this board?

Serpent
01-21-2003, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
My friend Julie loaned me her book "Man Eating Bugs" one time. Lots of arthropodic recipes in that one.

Didn't I once link to a news story about Cambodian deep-fried, garlicked and salted spiders on this board?

Mmm-MM! Garlic makes anything taste good.

eulerfan
01-21-2003, 06:46 PM
Or cilantro. If I had my way, cilantro would be in EVERYTHING.

TaoBoy
01-21-2003, 06:59 PM
Adam sneaks up to the doorway to the Got Qi? thread....steps in...is hit by a tremendous smell....regains his composure....walks around.....notices not much has changed....scratched his nose....and leaves....thinks to himself "it's nice to know some things in this world remain constant"....smiles....

Serpent
01-21-2003, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Or cilantro. If I had my way, cilantro would be in EVERYTHING.

What's cilantro then?

Serpent
01-21-2003, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy
Adam sneaks up to the doorway to the Got Qi? thread....steps in...is hit by a tremendous smell....regains his composure....walks around.....notices not much has changed....scratched his nose....and leaves....thinks to himself "it's nice to know some things in this world remain constant"....smiles....

Dude, you brought that smell with you. It wasn't any of us.

Oh... you mean the garlic...?

eulerfan
01-21-2003, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


What's cilantro then?

It's an herb. Looks a lot like parsley. You find it in most Thai dishes.

Serpent
01-21-2003, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan


It's an herb. Looks a lot like parsley. You find it in most Thai dishes.

Man, I eat Thai food all the time! We must know it by a different name. I'll have a look about....

(It cracks me up the way you Yanks say "an herb". You pronounce it "an erb", right? What's wrong with the "h" then? You just don't like it or what?)

Serpent
01-21-2003, 07:37 PM
Aha! Now it all makes sense!



Cilantro - pronounced [sih-LAHN-troh]
This member of the carrot family is also referred to as Chinese Parsley and Coriander. It is actually the leaves (and stems) of the Coriander plant. Cilantro has a very pungent odor and is widely used in Mexican, Caribbean and Asian cooking. The Cilantro leaves look a bit like flat Italian parsley and in fact are related.


We call it Coriander. Seeing as it comes from the Coriander plant, that does seem to make sense. Another American rape of the English language!

And yes, it is lovely and also very good in helping digestion. MmmmmLaksa!

dezhen2001
01-21-2003, 07:42 PM
Serpent: saying as none of the rest of us are seeing a pic i had to extrapolate on what i thought you looked like... is this close? :D

click here (http://www.cs.colorado.edu/~farmer/shaggy.jpg)

dawood

Serpent
01-21-2003, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
Serpent: saying as none of the rest of us are seeing a pic i had to extrapolate on what i thought you looked like... is this close? :D

click here (http://www.cs.colorado.edu/~farmer/shaggy.jpg)

dawood

Lol. Actually, it's not that far off! :eek:

I have much shorter hair and I'm not that skinny, not by a long way. But I can kinda associate with Shaggy.

I'm guessing you look more like Velma, am I right? ;)

TaoBoy
01-21-2003, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Aha! Now it all makes sense!



We call it Coriander. Seeing as it comes from the Coriander plant, that does seem to make sense. Another American rape of the English language!

And yes, it is lovely and also very good in helping digestion. MmmmmLaksa!


I'm glad that was sorted out.....here I was thinking "does anyone else not follow?"

Mmm Laksa indeed.

Serpent
01-21-2003, 08:45 PM
Don't worry. It often takes a while to figure out what an American is talking about.

Chang Style Novice
01-21-2003, 09:01 PM
That bit about it being common in mexican cooking could be a hint why us Texoids call the stuff cilantro.

Pico de Gallo:
Coarsely chop tomatoes, cilantro, jalapeno peppers and onion. Stir, and squeeze lemon juice over the mixture. Serve as a garnish for dang near anything. Yum!

Yes, it's a sort of relish the name of which translates to 'rooster beak.'

Serpent
01-21-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
That bit about it being common in mexican cooking could be a hint why us Texoids call the stuff cilantro.

Pico de Gallo:
Coarsely chop tomatoes, cilantro, jalapeno peppers and onion. Stir, and squeeze lemon juice over the mixture. Serve as a garnish for dang near anything. Yum!

Yes, it's a sort of relish the name of which translates to 'rooster beak.'

Now that sounds gooooood!

Simple, yet effective.

Serpent
01-21-2003, 09:05 PM
Oops. Double post. Sorry.

We now return you to your normal programming.



















































Hahaha! "Normal"!

TaoBoy
01-21-2003, 09:33 PM
Hey Margie, what's for dinner tonight?

:D

Serpent
01-21-2003, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy
Hey Margie, what's for dinner tonight?

:D

Mysoginistic pig!

Chang Style Novice
01-21-2003, 09:39 PM
misogynist pork chops or misogynist baked ham?

Serpent
01-21-2003, 09:42 PM
Actually, sausages I think. And mash. With gravy.

Mmmm-MM. Get in that kitchen, Margie!

TaoBoy
01-21-2003, 09:46 PM
Mmmmmm misogynist sauce. Yummy. And a little coriander too. Where's eulerfan? She'd better not forget the bread!

;)

Serpent
01-21-2003, 09:51 PM
Yay! It's gonna be a gotchi thread pork-fest! ;)

Who's first up for a porking?

SevenStar
01-21-2003, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Actually, sausages I think. And mash. With gravy.

Mmmm-MM. Get in that kitchen, Margie!

Hey, she only cooks for me - Go beg euler to make you something.

Serpent
01-21-2003, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


Hey, she only cooks for me - Go beg euler to make you something.

Mate, she cooks for everybody. Know what I mean? ;)

SevenStar
01-21-2003, 09:58 PM
spreading such untruths about my precious Margie? Them's fightin words!

Serpent
01-21-2003, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar
spreading such untruths about my precious Margie? Them's fightin words!

Bring it on.

If your wife will let you out!

TaoBoy
01-21-2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


Bring it on.

If your wife will let you out!


I smell testoterone.
Wait that could be me.

Anyway, Seven - Margie cooks a mean meatloaf. Mmmm yummy!!

Good night peeps - some of us have to train.

:D

SevenStar
01-21-2003, 10:09 PM
My training is done for the day - time for some relaxing posting on KFO

SevenStar
01-21-2003, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


Bring it on.

If your wife will let you out!

heh. I don't need permission to leave if I'm leaving to kick someone's arse. Meet me in Frederick, by the pond.

eulerfan
01-22-2003, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by Serpent

(It cracks me up the way you Yanks say "an herb". You pronounce it "an erb", right? What's wrong with the "h" then? You just don't like it or what?)

Ever see Eddie Izzard?

"You say aluminum, we say aluminium. You say erb, we say herb...because there's a fu(king 'H' in it."

GeneChing
01-22-2003, 08:38 AM
The fried bats - that's the scene that got me. Yummy. Better than Fear Factor.

FatherDog
01-22-2003, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Serpent
Another American rape of the English language!


The English language was asking for it.

GeneChing
01-22-2003, 09:04 AM
Back to the plug for Eating the Uneatable, (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/dvdxtz27104.html) it's a very professionally produced documentary fresh out of China, the first of a new series that we will be carrying. It looks at some of the ethnic tribes of China, mostly in Yunnan, and their odd dietary habits. The production value is quite high and it gives an interesting glimpse into a side of daily Chinese life seldom seen here (although the tribes were made to dress in their finest traditional garb, which looks way too clean.) The overall presentation is, in a word, tasteful.

There's a lot of bug eating - A LOT, some weird rodent eating, and even some odd stuff like fried bats and raw live stuff. Not must blood and guts really, but I will say how amazingly sumptuous many of the dishes look, leading me to question so many Chinese banquents that I've attended. Only the Chinese could serve this crap and make it look like a gourmet feast. All in all, it's an engaging video to share with friends, whether they are sinophiles or not.

OK, back to our regular spanking program.

M_ArtsMargie
01-22-2003, 09:09 AM
Serpent***Just so you know.....if I was to cook, it would be for myself. This would be your meal (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/dvdxtz27104.html)

TaoBoy***:D

My food has to have hot sauce on it. Hot sauce on everything! Pizza, clam chowder, you know what i mean.:p

M_ArtsMargie
01-22-2003, 09:12 AM
Gene****You have already watched it? I want to watch it. Would you eat the stuff that they have on there? I have tried alligator. That's it though.

Design Sifu
01-22-2003, 09:19 AM
um Yeah (http://www.engrish.com/)

M_ArtsMargie
01-22-2003, 12:09 PM
Any one like Jackie Chan (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/movies-starring-jackie-chan.html)

or
Jet Li (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/movies-starring-jet-li.html)

or Chow Yun Fat (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/noname.html)

:p