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rubthebuddha
08-06-2004, 10:58 AM
since we're left with ass-turnips on the ballot this election year,
i suggest you vote for sevenstar and me instead in november. sure, we're 26 and 27 (respectively) and the age requirement for president is 35, but who cares?

our campaign promises:
- free weights in every gym
- first day of every month is national sushi day
- tax cuts for guys with good haircuts
- government-subsidized smoothie shops
- did i mention national sushi day?
- deadlifts allowed in every gym, regardless of what those ****ers at bally's say
- bicep curls done in the squat rack warrant an immediate beating
- four different anime channels on basic cable
- k-1, pride, etc. televised on espn, then re-broadcast on espn2
- k-1, pride, etc. from past years broadcasted on espn classic
- tolkien cloned and reborn so he can finish up his other books
- seven and i will share equal power. for issues on which we can't agree, we thumbwrestle or do paper/rock/scissors
- ...

add to the mix, ladies and gents.

Tak
08-06-2004, 11:08 AM
Rock, paper, scissors - the ultimate division of powers.


"So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors - how very neutral of you. Well, you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors! ...but paper covers rock, and scissors cuts paper...Kif, search them for paper! And bring me a rock!" --Zapp Brannigan

Fu-Pow
08-06-2004, 11:27 AM
If we could vote for mods I'd vote you both out quicker than I could vote Bush out of office. :mad: :p ;) :D

SevenStar
08-06-2004, 11:44 AM
we did vote - rub was voted the best mod on kfm

Oso
08-06-2004, 11:49 AM
we did vote - rub was voted the best mod on kfm

LOL

Oso
08-06-2004, 11:51 AM
LOL at the virtual ***** slap not at rub being the best mod......looked a little funny after I posted it....

Fu-Pow
08-06-2004, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar
we did vote - rub was voted the best mod on kfm

I demand a recount!

Starchaser107
08-06-2004, 01:40 PM
If only they were one person or a mod-unit. I'd vote for them both at the same time.
good luck on your campaign trail.

WanderingMonk
08-06-2004, 01:44 PM
Unless you and seven (when in office) will be mailing every US citizen a $1 million dollar check, I prefer my current choice.

SevenStar
08-06-2004, 09:44 PM
consider the checks as good as written. However, after they are taxed, you will be left with about ten bucks...

Kymus
08-07-2004, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by Fu-Pow
If we could vote for mods I'd vote you both out quicker than I could vote Bush out of office. :mad: :p ;) :D

that's pretty quick!

blooming lotus
08-07-2004, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
since we're left with ass-turnips on the ballot this election year,
i suggest you vote for sevenstar and me instead in november. sure, we're 26 and 27 (respectively) and the age requirement for president is 35, but who cares?

our campaign promises:
- free weights in every gym
- first day of every month is national sushi day
- tax cuts for guys with good haircuts
- government-subsidized smoothie shops
- did i mention national sushi day?
- deadlifts allowed in every gym, regardless of what those ****ers at bally's say
- bicep curls done in the squat rack warrant an immediate beating
- four different anime channels on basic cable
- k-1, pride, etc. televised on espn, then re-broadcast on espn2
- k-1, pride, etc. from past years broadcasted on espn classic
- tolkien cloned and reborn so he can finish up his other books
- seven and i will share equal power. for issues on which we can't agree, we thumbwrestle or do paper/rock/scissors
- ...

add to the mix, ladies and gents.



hell for those promises, I'd not only vote twice ( hee hee), but I'd move to the US to reap the benifits :D :D

Shaolinlueb
08-07-2004, 06:33 PM
ill take a pic of my ballod with sevenstar and rubdabuddha on it written in :D

blooming lotus
08-07-2004, 06:53 PM
and dor shiow chien ( chinglish) how much$$ did you say that'd be????

MasterKiller
08-09-2004, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
ill take a pic of my ballod with sevenstar and rubdabuddha on it written in :D The plural for ball is balls, not ballod.

Chang Style Novice
08-09-2004, 08:12 AM
Technically, only Bush is an ass-turnip. Kerry is an ass-rutabaga and Nader is an ass-kumquat.

A minor distinction to be sure, but accuracy is important.

rubthebuddha
08-09-2004, 03:34 PM
semantics, yes, but semantics are the very soul of the law, my good chang style. thank you for the clarification.

David Jamieson
08-09-2004, 03:44 PM
an @ss rutabaga would be a painful thing.

i would vote for the @ss rutabaga over rub and 7.

because what better moderator than a rutabaga i ask you?

well?

blooming lotus
08-09-2004, 06:08 PM
unless his ballod becomes a proper noun of its' own, in which case is perfectly acceptable ;) :cool: ;)

GeneChing
11-06-2018, 07:43 AM
I was searching for an election day thread to ttt (as if the internet isn't reminding all us Americans to vote on the midterms today). This is what my thread necromancy dug up. :D