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Fu-Pow
04-21-2005, 01:59 PM
Gosh....the board is in some kind of weird state of equilibrium right now and we haven't had a good ol' fashioned flame war in awhile.

Come'on people.....somebody say something really lame or insulting. :p :rolleyes: :p :D

red5angel
04-21-2005, 02:01 PM
apparently you haven't been over to the thread stated by cam......

PangQuan
04-21-2005, 02:06 PM
Kung fu is too deadly for the ring...

red5angel
04-21-2005, 02:09 PM
awesome, now you can scare taichibob with your avatar too Panquan!

PangQuan
04-21-2005, 02:28 PM
I thought I would start the human cloning process early.

red5angel
04-21-2005, 02:37 PM
I don't mind seeing Miss Liang duplicated. I could use a couple of her......

ZIM
04-21-2005, 02:51 PM
Or destroy the place (http://www.netdisaster.com/index.html)

Good for about 2 minutes.

PangQuan
04-21-2005, 02:55 PM
thats fun..

PangQuan
04-21-2005, 03:02 PM
whats with this? they have the same set up.

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/

red5angel
04-21-2005, 03:18 PM
whats with this? they have the same set up.

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/


The same setup as what you @ss, gawd you're so dumb it hurts my brain just to think about it......oooh wait, sorry I started to get in the spirit of the thread.

PangQuan
04-21-2005, 03:32 PM
LOL, ASSWIPE

MY helen is way more hot than yours.

SifuAbel
04-21-2005, 03:32 PM
You rang??? :rolleyes: :D

joedoe
04-21-2005, 04:02 PM
My lineage is the best, and pwns all other martial arts. It is too deadly for the ring.

PangQuan
04-21-2005, 04:27 PM
TCMA is too deadly for cage fighting, oh and anyhow the real masters dont fight because they are beyond that.

BibitClerus
04-21-2005, 04:29 PM
yeah man its cos i taken a bit of a break you knwo
hurt my feelings

but i can start another lil flame war
just bring in more women and i can start offending them at random
:)

but on mentioning lineages... you do know that the ONLY TRUE lineage of Christianism is the Roman Catholic Church, right?
All you others are a bunch of fakes
I feel disgusted in the presence of you dirty protestants (left wingers)

ZIM
04-21-2005, 04:37 PM
- Wing Chuan guys should not expose their elbow during Bon Shou.
- XingYi guys should not move front leg before the back leg (half stepping).
- Bagua guys should not cross their legs during circle walking.
- Taiji guys have no legs.
- SC guys have no ground fight.
- SC is just bad Judo.
- Modern Wushu is worthless SHI*.
- Boxing guys don't know locks.
- Judo guys don't know kicks.
- TKD guys don't know throws.
- Aikido guys don't know punches.
- Internal MA = push people away.
- CMA came from Karate. 5000 years ago a Japanese guy name Yamamoto went to China and taught Chinese how to fight.
- Donít try to pull me down to the ground. I do bite and I have spikes ring on.
- CMA is for killing and MMA is for sport.
- I donít play sport and I don't fight fair.
- No group fights training in MMA.
- Only gays like "ground fight".
- Why push people away if you can knock him out right under your feet?
- If you can't beat him with fist then beat him with knife. If you can't beat him with knife then beat him with gun.
- Rules? CMA has no rules.

Is there anybody that I have not insulted yet?
C'mon, you can do better than that.

For instance [ahem!]

The thing with Wing Chun is, if you just turn it sideways, you'll notice it's a cheap ripoff of just about any other generic Southern Kung Fu.

This just proves that Yip Man didn't really teach anybody anything solid. It was a gag to make money in a new place, that's all.

And he had to, because he had such an expensive opium habit.

You can tell, also, that he didn't know anything about internal arts because he died of cancer from all the drug use.

He probably saw it all in the movies or something. That's why Bruce Lee rocked in the film biz, 'cuz he was in on the gag from day one.

Which just goes to prove that Bruce Lee had the true "lineage", whatever that's worth.

See? Simple. :D

Anyhow. I was thinking of starting a thread entitled "Which kung fu style is usually the most Dumba$$?" Whatchya think?

joedoe
04-21-2005, 04:40 PM
Shaolin-Do is not a legitimate martial art

wdl
04-21-2005, 04:41 PM
I'll try:


I CLUB BABY SEALS!


-Will

ZIM
04-21-2005, 04:42 PM
I'll try:


I CLUB BABY SEALS!


-Will
Your flame-fu is weak.

Oh, and wimmen can't fight, as long as I'm here.

PangQuan
04-21-2005, 04:44 PM
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/ATA/23445GB.jpg

PangQuan
04-21-2005, 04:52 PM
Here is a picture of Red5 and my mom!!!

no porn dont worry.

http://aluminumangel.org/africa/yummy_elephant_1.jpg

joedoe
04-21-2005, 04:55 PM
America sucks and George Bush is the Anti-Christ

PangQuan
04-21-2005, 04:57 PM
America sucks and George Bush is the Anti-Christ

Actually I know thats true cause the devil told me, while i was bangin' red5's mom.

joedoe
04-21-2005, 05:05 PM
The war in Iraq was all about oil

joedoe
04-21-2005, 05:16 PM
Internal martial arts are the duck's nuts, while external martial arts are inferior

ZIM
04-21-2005, 05:23 PM
America sucks and George Bush is the Anti-ChristThe Anti-Christ isn't actually an individual at all, as specified in the New Testament.

Oh, and Aussies are all criminal scum.

OT: Yay!!!! (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/04/21/courtmartial.akbar.ap/index.html) Hang 'em!

David Jamieson
04-21-2005, 05:29 PM
Flame #1.

You are a poopy head.

Flame # 2

My style is better than yours.

Flame # 3

Your favourite band sux

Flame # 4

The professional sports team from my area or region is superior to the professional sports team of your area or region.

Flame # 5

You are a poopy head

joedoe
04-21-2005, 05:32 PM
Come on, get it right. We are not all criminal scum, we are descended from criminal scum. Oh, except those of us who aren't descended from the convict scum. In which case we are probably illegal immigrants.

Becca
04-21-2005, 05:34 PM
No matter which angle that I looked at George Bush, he still looked like a monkey to me.
Your flame fu sucks. That's too close to the truth to be a flame.

joedoe
04-21-2005, 05:38 PM
Your flame fu sucks. That's too close to the truth to be a flame.

Ah but you see, no matter how close to the truth you are, there is always someone who will deny the truth :D

Becca
04-21-2005, 05:40 PM
will not! :mad: ;)

joedoe
04-21-2005, 05:49 PM
Will too! :mad: :mad: :mad:

BibitClerus
04-21-2005, 06:20 PM
haha just wait until i have my own "I SCORED TODAY" thread
its gonna be awesome :D

2017 AC

joedoe
04-21-2005, 06:32 PM
Sure. 2017 eh? I will believe it when I see it Xebby

BibitClerus
04-21-2005, 06:35 PM
yeah, but i mean on the second semester

write it down :D

joedoe
04-21-2005, 06:38 PM
Scoring with your right hand (again) does not count :D

BibitClerus
04-21-2005, 06:45 PM
yes it does if im wearing a glove
whole another tissue and texture right there! :mad:

SPJ
04-21-2005, 06:53 PM
The "cloning industry":

When I was in Las Vegas for Western Veterinary Conference last Feb.

There was a booth from the company that cloned a cat that passed away.

The owner was very grateful.

---

Lost pets cloned for sale.

The price is around 12,000$.

---

:confused:

joedoe
04-21-2005, 06:59 PM
Maybe Xebby can get his right hand cloned :D

BibitClerus
04-21-2005, 07:05 PM
silly
its the left one i like the most

ZIM
04-21-2005, 07:18 PM
yes it does if im wearing a glove
whole another tissue and texture right there! :mad:Use both. Then you can claim it was a 3-way.

BibitClerus
04-21-2005, 07:22 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

YAY!!! :D

Yum Cha
04-21-2005, 07:27 PM
..and do you sit on Righty till it goes to sleep, then switch between the two to make a Threesome?

joedoe
04-21-2005, 08:07 PM
silly
its the left one i like the most

That's OK. Next time you seduce your left hand, just ask it to bring its friend along :D

ewallace
04-22-2005, 05:44 AM
CMA would be effective in the ring if you could take a hit of opium during rounds.

MasterKiller
04-22-2005, 07:15 AM
BJJ comes from Shaolin.

red5angel
04-22-2005, 08:03 AM
I rule!!!

Pangquan - I'd b e doing your mom but they don't make a hazmat suit strong enough.

PangQuan
04-22-2005, 08:59 AM
she said last time you were cool with just sheep skin.

Fu-Pow
04-22-2005, 10:05 AM
Inside Kung Fu rocks Kung/Tai Chi Magazine!!!

SevenStar
04-22-2005, 10:17 AM
BJJ comes from Shaolin.

that's backward.

PangQuan
04-22-2005, 10:20 AM
Inside Kung Fu rocks Kung/Tai Chi Magazine!!!

Black Belt Magazine was the originator of both. Just ask some of the 19th dan's.

ZIM
04-22-2005, 11:15 AM
What?!? Nothing on Earth Day?!? That's gotta be worth 10 pages of flames at least!

Frickin' squirrel-butt kissers...

PangQuan
04-22-2005, 11:28 AM
Earth day?!?!?! fuk that giant piece of floating shi!t.

Why do you think we created smog and pollution. We are still trying to get this nuclear holocost off the ground.

red5angel
04-22-2005, 11:50 AM
squirrel butts eh? Not too bad, they taste alot like Bald Eagle.

MasterKiller
04-22-2005, 11:52 AM
Nobody said "weapons of mass destruction" was the main reason. The media just ran with that story.

red5angel
04-22-2005, 12:00 PM
We could discuss my 4 step plan.....

PangQuan
04-22-2005, 12:03 PM
We could discuss my 4 step plan.....
lets......

MasterKiller
04-22-2005, 12:19 PM
I only wish Terri Schaivo weren't mudered; otherwise, she could discuss the 4 step plan with us by blinking in morse code.

red5angel
04-22-2005, 01:44 PM
I only wish Terri Schaivo weren't mudered; otherwise, she could discuss the 4 step plan with us by blinking in morse code.


probably shouldn't have removed that second head......

ZIM
04-22-2005, 02:14 PM
Here's a flame (http://blastradius.blogspot.com/2005/04/world-of-pain.html)

O boy, is it one... :eek:

red5angel
04-22-2005, 02:20 PM
Here's a flame (http://blastradius.blogspot.com/2005/04/world-of-pain.html)

O boy, is it one... :eek:

I just heard the audio of that speech, it's pretty funny. I'd like to find out if he was bluffing or not.

PangQuan
04-22-2005, 02:20 PM
hes screwed

red5angel
04-22-2005, 02:58 PM
Here ya go Zim:

Guy looking for his stolen computer (http://www.alldumb.com/item/11551/)

Fu-Pow
04-22-2005, 03:18 PM
BJJ comes from Shaolin.

Shaolin-do comes from Shaolin.

Jotaro Joestar
04-22-2005, 10:14 PM
Shaolin-do comes from Shaolin.

The current Shaolin comes from Shaolin-Do