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Former castleva
12-22-2001, 09:36 AM
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NorthernMantis
12-22-2001, 05:02 PM
Merry Christmas to you too!

Pakmei
12-24-2001, 01:21 AM
I would just like to wish everyone on this forum a very Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.

fiercest tiger
12-24-2001, 02:04 AM
yes same to you, all the best over the holidays and have a safe one!:)

Dale Dugas
12-24-2001, 04:19 AM
To all,

A happy and joyous holiday season to you and yours as we mark another year soon to be gone. Be safe and enjoy your time with family and friends.

Peace to all.

In Boston,

Dale Dugas

jon
12-24-2001, 05:08 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone.
I hope you all gets lots of presents and all your christmas wishes come true.

rogue
12-24-2001, 02:29 PM
and to all a good night! :)

DelicateSound
12-24-2001, 02:33 PM
Merry Xmas to all


I am the Grand Ultimate Oatcake

old jong
12-24-2001, 02:33 PM
Good night everybody. I have a turkey to eat! (It's already dead and in the oven in case you need to know!):eek:

DelicateSound
12-24-2001, 02:36 PM
Don't let GDA near it, or it'll be pre-stuffed :D

KC Elbows
12-24-2001, 02:37 PM
Yes, merry christmas. At our house, we're having the biggest back bacon you've ever seen, except we call it a ham.:p

DelicateSound
12-24-2001, 02:45 PM
Ha!! :p to you too.

Here Ham comes in Packets. Different thing really. Jelly/Jello, chips/fries, chips/crisps etc. Go figure.

KC Elbows
12-24-2001, 02:54 PM
Its the "Ham around the world" thread.

Originally it was called "Hams across America" but we decided to include all of our tributaries as well, which I think is very magnanimous of us Americans, I must say.

Mojo
12-24-2001, 02:57 PM
Merry Christmas

:) :D ;) :p :cool:

DelicateSound
12-24-2001, 03:00 PM
Ha, "Hams across the World! :D

I'm off to Midnight Mass now, so Merry Xmas to you all, wherever you are, whether you eat ham, whether you even know what an oatcake is, whether you know who let the dogs out, why it always rains on me, where are all the good times, or the answer to any other musically orientated question.

Black or white, rich or poor, cat lover or cat eater (or squirrel f*cker-GDA!), CMA or BJJ, ham or back bacon, I say:

MERRY XMAS TO YOU ALL

qeySuS
12-24-2001, 03:06 PM
heh, already ate and opened all my presents :) (it's 23:00 here and we open them on xMas eve).

But merry christmas to yuo guys.

diego
12-24-2001, 03:24 PM
at his window,while his dad hits gda with a broomstick
while he chases a squirrell up a christmas tree

qeySuS
12-24-2001, 03:49 PM
wish there was snow here for you to make snowballs out of, but even in Iceland there is no white xMas this year.

MonkeySlap Too
12-24-2001, 03:51 PM
Best wishes to all, and let's put the 'X' back into X-mas! :p

Fish of Fury
12-24-2001, 04:20 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS

It's 11:15 christmas morning here, so it's all over bar the xmas lunch....and xmas dinner, and another dinner, and....
aaaargh...will it never end!

happy festive season to all!!!

SifuLMDII
12-24-2001, 08:18 PM
Hello Everyone!

I wanted to take this opportunity to wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas and a safe and happy holiday season! Please take some time to think about the TRUE meaning of Christmas! May God Bless each and every one of you! :)

rogue
12-24-2001, 08:38 PM
Same to you Lamar. Have a happy and safe holiday.

sampochin
12-25-2001, 05:43 AM
Merry christmas to all you martial artists out there in usa and all over the world. Hope next year brings everything you wish for.

straight blast
12-26-2001, 03:54 AM
Likewise Sifu Lamar!
Being a faith brother I never lose sight of the real meaning of Christmas. Although I'm one of the few people who goes to church all year round but tends to skip Christmas & sometimes Easter too. I just hope that some of the C&E's (People who only visit church during Christmas & Easter) actually learn that there is more to the season & the whole thing than just being seen there.

That said, merry Christmas & God Bless ya's all!

DelicateSound
12-26-2001, 04:28 PM
Too much Xmas food (roast cat was gooood) and I feel ILL.

Arrrggghhh........ need to train.... must reach bag.......(slump)

joedoe
12-18-2002, 10:28 PM
Just wanted to get in first and wish everyone a Merry Christmas. The reason why I am doing this so early is that I am flying over to Washington DC in a few days so probably won't have much time to post before then. I was also wondering if there was anyone in the vicinity who might be interested in hooking up. PM me if you are.

Sharky
12-18-2002, 10:29 PM
Humbug.

SevenStar
12-18-2002, 10:44 PM
Gubmuh.

The Willow Sword
12-18-2002, 10:56 PM
and a very happy Solstice ,,and Merry christmas,,and happy new year to you and your family.

And to all the others here on the forum. :)

Chang Style Novice
12-19-2002, 12:00 AM
I just can't believe my Mr. T as santa thread didn't get more posts.

Oh yeah, happy whatever.

Wednesday.

Happy Wednesday.

Not yesterday, I mean.

I know it's Thursday now.

It is here anyway.

Happy NEXT Wednesday.

And a happy Wednesday after that.

Cheese Dog
12-19-2002, 12:35 AM
BAH HUMBUG!!!!

Mr Punch
12-19-2002, 12:50 AM
'S'bout time we had some proper religion on this board.

Thanks for the happy Votan/Widnes/Odin's Day CSN!

Hail the Allfather! Ooops, ****ed again :eek: ! Hope thems upstairs have got a GSOH!

(Well, one geezer hanging off a bit of wood forsaken and mortally wounded by a spear is as good as another...:D ).

Happy Solstice WS,

and all right then... Merry Christmas for the rest of you weirdoes!!!

Former castleva
12-19-2002, 06:08 AM
Thanks a lot Joe,even though you stole my thunder but also lifted some of the weight of creating my own thread for this (which I was going to do) :)

Merry Christmas to you and about everyone else on the board,of course this does not concern people who do not use KFO,no Merry Christmases for them... ;)
Seriously,MC MC MC MC.

red5angel
12-19-2002, 11:39 AM
http://www.rancon.co.uk/sober/index.html

I got 530 and I think eating the cakes is a good thing!

And always remember kids, don't drink and run around on the rooftops during the christmas season!

Budokan
12-19-2002, 11:43 AM
Merry Christmas, Joedoe, and a Happy New Year, too!

ewallace
12-19-2002, 11:51 AM
Uhhh, am I the only moron that refreshed that thing like 15 times and still had no idea what the objective was.

Or was the objective to refresh that thing like 15 times and wonder if you are a moron out loud on an internet forum because you still had no idea what the objective was.

red5angel
12-19-2002, 11:54 AM
LOL! I forgot to send instructions!! You're supposed to move santa around by using the arrow keys. If you need some help finding those Exallace just let me know ;)

ewallace
12-19-2002, 12:01 PM
Yeeeeeeeaaaahhhh baby, 636. Now you know what Uncle Jimmy's last moments were like before he tried to surprise your cousins by dressing up as santa and sliding down the chimney, only to get stuck and croak.

Thanks Rod5Angel.

Former castleva
12-19-2002, 12:06 PM
Merry Christmas.

Tried twice,got 1052.
Is that good?
:confused: :rolleyes:

red5angel
12-19-2002, 12:16 PM
1052!!! I can't get past 800!!!

No prob EW, enjoy!

FatherDog
12-19-2002, 12:49 PM
And a pleasant Saturnalia to you, as well.

joedoe
12-19-2002, 02:42 PM
God you Yanks are so politically correct! Just call it Xmas and be done with it :D

Seriously though, I don't know what it is like over there, but here it has a more secular feel than a religious feel, so everyone just treats it as a time to spend with family.

Either way, everyone have a good one.

Souljah
12-19-2002, 02:50 PM
im claiming bankruptcy for this xmas.....getting everyone "sentimental" gifts

:cool: :cool: :cool:

happy xmas tho

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 03:00 PM
I love youse all.

Happy holidays!

Laughing Cow
12-19-2002, 03:40 PM
Seasons Greetings to the KFO members.

Ok, guys time to eat that Fruit-Cake it ain't getting better by being passed around.

So everyone have a good Pagan celebration on the 25th, dedicated to fake traditions(Santa Claus, etc.) and commercialism.

Have a good one you sorry bunch of overgrown Kids.
:D :D :D

TaoBoy
12-19-2002, 06:59 PM
686 - but I'm p.ssing myself laughing here and I'm still at work.

Laughing Cow
12-19-2002, 07:06 PM
708 on 1st attempt.

Nice little game, might do better on 2nd attempt.

Score should vary depending on what keyboard you use.
;)

joedoe
12-22-2002, 02:17 PM
ttt

Sho
12-22-2002, 04:04 PM
Happy holidays, everyone! Let there be peace amongst everyone.

Serpent
12-22-2002, 04:20 PM
Whatever you believe in, whatever you do, may you enjoy the next week or so and be healthy and happy. Spend time with your families and friends if you can.

Try to spend this week with one aim in mind: Try to increase your compassion tenfold and decrease your greed by the same amount. Wouldn't it be great if all of us did that!?

Peace all.

:)

FatherDog
12-22-2002, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Try to increase your compassion tenfold and decrease your greed by the same amount.

Dude, can you imagine how bad a recession we'd have if we all decreased our greed tenfold?









:D

Serpent
12-22-2002, 06:50 PM
Ah, it'd do us good in the long run. Ya gotta taste bitter yadda yadda yadda...


:D

guohuen
12-23-2002, 08:45 AM
(singing like Bruce Springsteen) "Merry Christmas Baaaby!":)

Mr Punch
12-24-2002, 03:27 AM
Merry Xmas again!!!

:D

azwingchun
12-24-2002, 06:49 AM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.;)

rogue
12-24-2002, 07:24 AM
Have yourself a merry little Christmas;
Let your heart be light.
From now on, your troubles will be out of sight.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas;
Make the Yule-tide gay.
From now on, your troubles will be miles away.
Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.
Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow.
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.

Merry Christmas all.

:p

Prairie
12-24-2002, 11:27 AM
祝 你 们 圣 诞 快 乐

Merry Christmas!!!

Stacey
12-24-2002, 04:02 PM
This is a day we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Whether you think of him as God or Prophet or shaman, he was a gift to this Earth that came from humble beginings to break down bariers, heal and bring love and compassion to his people and to the world.

Lets honor him by showing the same self sacrifice, love and compassion, not on Christmass, but as a daily and even hourly goal to better our world and bring happiness upon ourselves.

SevenStar
12-24-2002, 04:26 PM
<TinyTim>
God bless us...EVERYONE
</TinyTim>


Happy holidays all!

Martial Joe
12-24-2002, 07:06 PM
cheers!

logic
12-25-2002, 06:08 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone.:)

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I can.
and the wisdom to know the difference.

Peace

scotty1
12-25-2002, 04:39 PM
I suggest we all sty true to the original spirit of Xmas and all get p!ssed.

Merry Xmas everyone, and I hope you all have a very good year next year. :)

Starchaser107
12-25-2002, 09:10 PM
and happy new years when it comes, january or feb. whenever :)
peace

TzuChan
12-24-2003, 09:58 AM
May your chi be flooded with kinky presents ! :D

Meat Shake
12-24-2003, 10:23 AM
My chi keeps running out my nose.
:(

MonkeySlap Too
12-24-2003, 10:26 AM
Same thing has hapened to me! Dang holiday parties full of sick peoples making my precuious sickness...yessss...

Oh, man cold medicine gets better every year.

Look! A reindier! PULL! Bang! Oh sh!t....

Meat Shake
12-24-2003, 10:28 AM
One day a man and his son were driving down a wintery road, when a deer crossed in front of them.
"look daddy, its bambi!"
*smack*
"No son, its rudolf."

Former castleva
12-24-2003, 11:07 AM
Merry christmas to all,the next person included.

I cannot believe you are the only one to come up with a thread like this,or so it seems.

[Censored]
12-24-2003, 11:12 AM
Happy Holidays to everyone who loves playing Wing Chun!



















P.S. BJJ sucks. ;)

old jong
12-24-2003, 11:29 AM
The same to you :)

SanSoo Student
12-24-2003, 12:26 PM
I went to watch Return of The King, and the fackin theater had no AC. There were people coughing and sneezing everywhere. It was a THX experience of sickness, and I am now sick.

trilobite
12-24-2003, 12:31 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!:D

Mr Punch
12-24-2003, 06:36 PM
Merry Christmas/Solstice/Saturnalia!

I'm glad you folks are celebrating: I'm in a country of roughly 126 million people who just use Christmas as an excuse to go shopping... not that much unlike the west, but they don't appreciate the REAL meaning of Christmas... to eat and drink yourself into a stupor all day!

Shaolinlueb
12-24-2003, 06:38 PM
my chi is in my bed. thats where im gonna be msot the night and day.

Chang Style Novice
12-24-2003, 06:42 PM
To quote my favorite xmas movie: "Your soul is dogsh!t. Everything about you is ugly."

Mr Punch
12-24-2003, 06:55 PM
Sounds... er... nice...

and I'm rather disappointed that I can't nail it... I just can't have seen it! :eek:

What was it then Chang? And to whom were you referring? I take it you're rather partial to stripy mint sweets at this time of year?!

Chang Style Novice
12-24-2003, 06:58 PM
It's "Bad Santa" - and I'm not talking to anyone in particular. I'm just being a cranky SOB.

Mr Punch
12-24-2003, 07:01 PM
Godd*mn it - I really wanna see that but it probably doesn't come out over here till like April...! :rolleyes: Probably change the title to Bad Easter Bunny or something...

GunnedDownAtrocity
12-25-2003, 05:46 AM
i'm up before anyone else. it's wierd cause i'm usually half asleep with a cup of coffe as people start opening their presents, but today i was up a little before 8.

i might be trying to get the most out of the day though as ill be in the hospital again before the end of it. i started breaking out again 2 days ago, but luckily it has spread slowly enough that i was able to hold out and not miss christmas morning with my daughter. if there aren't any new erruptions i might even be able to make it until tomorrow when there will actually be more than one doctor at the hospital. double hopefully they'll be able to give me at least some remote idea what the hell is wrong with me by next week.

i hope everyone has a good xmas and sends good energies/prayers/good luck spit my way. i need them. except from serpent. i hope he dies.

shaolin kungfu
12-25-2003, 11:03 AM
merry christmas all!:)

Hope you feel better GDA.

Dim Wit Mak
12-25-2003, 11:31 AM
A very Merry Christmas from me too.

SanSoo Student
12-25-2003, 12:38 PM
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! :D

Kristoffer
12-25-2003, 12:59 PM
ditto

CaptinPickAxe
12-25-2003, 01:07 PM
Merry Christmas, ya'll! I hope you all got what you wanted..I know I did;)

Mr Punch
12-25-2003, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
i hope everyone has a good xmas and sends good energies/prayers/good luck spit my way. i need them. except from serpent. i hope he dies. I just spat at you. Only made it as far as my own chin though...! :(

It'll hafta be the vibes man, the vibes.:D

FuXnDajenariht
12-25-2004, 02:06 AM
evn tho its gonna take me an hour to type this since im drunk as hell.............yea i started a lil early........sosumie. :p

since its officially christmas i wanna say happy chrismakwanzakuh to everyone. i hope ur as ****faced as i am. happy new years too or winter solstace or whatever reason you find to binge on the basic food groups of beer and pie..... cheers to the brits. :D :D

d@mmit! i forgot what else i was gonna say.


aww hell. you get the point.

GunnedDownAtrocity
12-25-2004, 02:49 AM
i been drinking all night but very slowly. its 5:45 am now and im drinking tea as my beer is gone and i havent decided to turn my buddies xmas gift into a 10 or 11 pack of amber bock yet. im thinking about it though.

cant wait for present time. we got adora the newer easy bake oven she can burn the house down with and i have once again convinced suzi that i didnt have the time/money to get her anything while i got a big gift that takes care of both xmas and her birthday.

ill be drinking tonight too. after all the regular xmas **** were going over to my buddies house to exchange gifts, play cards, and get drunk.

Mr Punch
12-25-2004, 06:32 AM
Merry fx#$%ing Xmas to you too!

I'm completely sober - I'm just naturally obnoxious!:D

How's your treatment GDA?

Meat Shake
12-25-2004, 08:21 AM
" i havent decided to turn my buddies xmas gift into a 10 or 11 pack of amber bock yet. im thinking about it though."

That made me laugh.

I dont know if I feel like drinking today or not... (Pops gave me 12 bottles of assorted wine to fill up my wine rack as a going away present, so I drank one of them last night)
Probably just get hella stoned.
:)

Merry X-mas! Or whatever you celebrate!

_William_
12-25-2004, 11:24 AM
Merry Christmas everyone

cerebus
12-25-2004, 11:44 AM
Heh, heh. I'm working a 12 hour shift today, but Merry Christmas just the same! :p

Pilot
12-25-2004, 12:22 PM
I hope everyone has a Happy Holiday and a safe New Year!
Buy something nice for your Sifu! :p

PHILBERT
12-25-2004, 01:02 PM
I'm having a lousy Christmas so far.

Ok I'm grateful and all that I can spend it with my family, and it's not lousy cause I'm being greedy. It's lousy for other reasons.

yu shan
12-25-2004, 01:59 PM
Merry Christmas! Throw your Shifu a BIG party when he returns from iraq!

BentMonk
12-25-2004, 06:05 PM
Greetings. I would like to wish everyone here the most politically incorrect, hedonistic, pagan, happy and otherwise festive as hell holiday season. Eat, drink. and be merry til you pass slick out. Happy New Year Too You bunch of wierdos. Party on, drink and or smoke one for me. :D

Dim Wit Mak
12-25-2004, 06:58 PM
Merry Christmas to all the intelligent, talented and informative martial artists who post here. Jesus is the reason for the season.:)

PHILBERT
12-25-2004, 09:37 PM
Haha, my Christmas just keeps getting better and better.

I got a flat tire tonight, and I might need to get an entirely new wheel for it.

diego
12-25-2004, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
Haha, my Christmas just keeps getting better and better.

I got a flat tire tonight, and I might need to get an entirely new wheel for it.

sweet dude, maybe for boxing day you'll get a kick in the nuts...get it boxing kicks FLAGEN:o

HAPPY NEW YEAR YO

SimonM
12-26-2004, 07:12 AM
Nothing beats waking up at 6:30 in the morning on Boxing day and realizing that you are still drunk! Fortunately I'm sober now (especially fortunate since I'm at work now). :)

I invented a drinking game last night. You put on the extended version of Return of the King; the rules are simple.

Every time a main character (Gandalf, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Faramir, Eomer, Eowyn, Theoden, Frodo, Sam) kills an orc or a human take a small drink.

Every time a main character mentions the ring directly take a small drink. Every time Gollum mentions the precious take a slightly larger drink.

Every time a main character kills a non-unique monster other than an orc (Troll, Mumak, etc.) take a large drink.

Every time a unique monster or main villain (The Witch King, Sauron, Saruman, the Orc Cheiftan at the Battle at Pellanor Fields, etc.) is killed take a large drink.

Every time a main character gives an inspired speech before heading out into danger or battle have a large drink.

Every time a main character dies take a large drink to honor their valour. ;)

Every time a main character survives mortal wounds just long enough to say something profound or personal take an extra large drink.

Finally, every time Peter Jackson significantly diverges from the plot of the book for no good reason take a very very large drink to ease the pain. ;) :P

MoreMisfortune
12-26-2004, 06:39 PM
ah yes, i should be complyaing about me conditions as usual, but this time i pass on a cool email i get, ok? ok?
here go

"In the spirit of political correctness, we offer this 'holiday' newsletter.
We don't want to offend any of you rich Jews by calling it a Christmas
newsletter. Even though it's way past Chamikah. I don't know when the
**** Kwanza is, so that might be over, too. And I don't know what ****ing
holidays those filthy Muslims practice other than making every day July
Fourth by running around like **** covered human firecrackers. In my
homeland we pray to the great and powerful Buddha. That fat **** has it all
over that skinny ***** Jesus, or any of those crazy cab driver religions.
It's tough being politically correct. I don't know how you folks do it."

MoreMisfortune
12-26-2004, 06:40 PM
and it came with a poem

"-------------------------------------------------------------
Twas the Night Before Christmas, at T-Shirt Hell
-------------------------------------------------------------

Twas the night before Christmas, and back at my mansion;
My dog was balls deep, in young Scarlett Johansson

Three teenage runaways all chained to my bed,
Two sucked my tits, while the last gave me head;
The handcuffs were chafing, their collars on tight,
I warmed up the cattle prod for a long night.

A call from security disrupted my screwing;
An alarm had gone off, and some trouble was brewing.
I went to my monitor, scanned the estate.
The intruder was visible on camera eight.

A fat load of crap in a fuzzy red suit,
In a queer little sleigh with his bag full of loot.
Eight tiny reindeer the color of fawn;
This would be the last year they would **** on my lawn.

The hookers and runaways would just have to wait,
While I did what I did to protect my estate.
When I got to my parlor I saw Santa there;
My bodyguards had him strapped down to a chair.

They had beat him severely, they couldn't avoid it.
And Santa they said, well he rather enjoyed it.
"I came for your help," he told me with a tear;
"You're the only one who can save Christmas this year."

"We are so much alike, I know that much is true;
Since you also spread joy; just as much as I do.
I give everyone presents I don't ask to get paid
Is it so much to ask that I want to get laid?"

"A blumpkin! a donkey punch! the old Cleveland steamer!
Mrs. Claus is too old, and she won't let me ream her!"
I sympathized with the old guy this was true;
But there were some things (and some guys) that I just wouldn't do.

"I'll help the old dude" said a voice from behind me,
He looked over my shoulder and said, "Thank-you kindly!"
So, who would I thank for last minute salvation?
Why young Scarlett Johansson (from Lost in Translation)

Santa was thrilled and he did a quick dance
With a gleam in his eye and a tent in his pants.
She dropped to her knees and she spit on her hand,
As she undid his belt something happened, unplanned.

At the touch of her fingers he moaned and he ****ed;
And Santa was finished before he had started.
And Scarlett was literally covered in goo;
Like a young blade of grass in the fresh morning dew.

But more like a birthday cake covered in frosting;
Poor Santa collapsed the whole thing quite exhausting.
Scarlett licked her full lips and she said, "it's quite chalky."
"It's lucky for you that I'm into bukkake."

Well, Santa got up and he brushed off his suit,
As she licked the last drops of his seed off his boot.
Then Santa said, "Sorry, I guess one thing's clear:
It's that Santa should come more than one time a year."

But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all, and buy a gift certificate at
www.tshirthell.com, tonight.

(Special thanks to Scarlett Johansson for agreeing to be in this
poem in return for promotional consideration.)"

ZIM
12-26-2004, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by SimonM
Nothing beats waking up at 6:30 in the morning on Boxing day and realizing that you are still drunk! Fortunately I'm sober now (especially fortunate since I'm at work now). :)

I invented a drinking game last night. You put on the extended version of Return of the King; the rules are simple.

Every time a main character (Gandalf, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Faramir, Eomer, Eowyn, Theoden, Frodo, Sam) kills an orc or a human take a small drink.

Every time a main character mentions the ring directly take a small drink. Every time Gollum mentions the precious take a slightly larger drink.

Every time a main character kills a non-unique monster other than an orc (Troll, Mumak, etc.) take a large drink.

Every time a unique monster or main villain (The Witch King, Sauron, Saruman, the Orc Cheiftan at the Battle at Pellanor Fields, etc.) is killed take a large drink.

Every time a main character gives an inspired speech before heading out into danger or battle have a large drink.

Every time a main character dies take a large drink to honor their valour. ;)

Every time a main character survives mortal wounds just long enough to say something profound or personal take an extra large drink.

Finally, every time Peter Jackson significantly diverges from the plot of the book for no good reason take a very very large drink to ease the pain. ;) :P Every time Elrond says something, you have to end it with "Mr. Anderson..."

Every time someone gets up to go to the bathroom, everyone shouts "You! Shall! Not! Pass!"

Pilot
12-31-2004, 09:54 PM
Thanks guys! Happy new year!

David Jamieson
12-13-2005, 06:59 AM
With the holidays coming, here's a fruitcake recipe that will help
take the stress out of this normally stressful time:

Ingredients:
> 1 cup water
> 1 cup sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 2 cups dried fruit
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup brown sugar
> 3 oz lemon juice
> 1 cup nuts
> 1 gallon Bajan Rum

First, sample the rum to check for freshness.
Take a large bowl.
Check the rum again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
You know we can not trust those Bajans.
Pour 1 level cup of the rum and drink it. Repeat.Repeat again.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add water, eggs and 1 tsp sugar and beat again.
Make surr the rum is still OK.
Cry another tup.
Turn off mixers.
Chuck in the cup of dried fruit or something.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose
with a drewsciver.
Sample the rum to check for tonsistancity.
Next, sniff two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the rum.
Now sniff the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one tablespoon of sugar or whatever.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Whip the bowl out the window.
Check the rum again.
Go to bed.

mmmmm... fruitcake.

SPJ
12-13-2005, 07:54 AM
In the late 80's, I was invited by my American professor for X'mas dinner.

It was expensive for me to fly back to Taiwan.

X'mas is supposed to be with family and exchange of gifts or cards.

I mailed cards to my friends in Taiwan, US, Japan and Europe.

So the dinner was prepared for. I asked if I can bring something. The professor said maybe a desert.

Hmm.

So I smashed some cooked Pumkin and mixed with the glutinous rice powder or Nuo Mi Fun. I used a paper cup to stamp them into shapes. I then steamed them with boiling water.

They tasted a little bit sweet and some pumkin flavor.

---

:)

GunnedDownAtrocity
12-13-2005, 10:30 AM
my mom used to make that every night. :(

SPJ
12-13-2005, 07:16 PM
I really like to steam a lot. The meat and veggie still preserve the textures and orignial flavors. You may also stir fry but there is cooking oil, margirine or butter involved.

Ever since the microwave oven is available, I modified a bit.

So at one time, it was my turn to cook X'mas dinner and host other graduate students from Taiwan and China.

I made drunken chicken, roasted chicken, 3 cups chicken, by requests. These are not available in restaurant.

I made the steamed fish with microwave. Everyone was suprised. Sea food is easily cooked such as shrimp, lobster, crab etc.

Yes. microwave really "revolutionized" traditional way of cooking.

:D

Samurai Jack
12-13-2005, 11:50 PM
Doode, SPJ. Do you have to go stomping through every single joke posted on the board?!?

**Smacks forehead**

;)

Mel
12-14-2005, 03:41 AM
OK, this is a pretty good one:

http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html

Enjoy!

David Jamieson
12-14-2005, 07:13 AM
I'll see your rednecks and raise you one irritated squirrel.

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html

merry pumpkins!

p.s some of the language may be deemed offensive. If you are offended easily, gee, that's too bad and what the hey are you doing surfing the net if that's so. You know the whole thing is about porn right? Just so you know, there is no porn in the link provided, but the f word is used like meth across america. :D

merry xmas you guys.

SPJ
12-14-2005, 07:22 AM
Oops.

:D

bodhitree
12-15-2005, 10:42 AM
funny thing, speaking of white trash, I have this chinese buddy, his english is okay, but he still doesn't understand some things, like white trash. He called anyone he didn't like white trast. There was this black guy he didn't like so he said to me "He's black but tries to be white trash". I just thought that was hillarious.:D

greencloudtj
12-01-2006, 07:00 PM
:) :) :) :) happy holidays to all,have a safe holiday season

David Jamieson
12-01-2006, 07:10 PM
wow, beating the rush are ya?

Chanukka comes first you know, it's the 15th this year.

happy Chanukka!...soon!

greencloudtj
12-01-2006, 07:12 PM
really thats pretty cool..

SPJ
12-01-2006, 07:27 PM
Ya, isn't it kind of early, I am still digesting food from thanx giving!

:)

David Jamieson
12-01-2006, 07:30 PM
Ya, isn't it kind of early, I am still digesting food from thanx giving!

:)

really? that's a remarkably low metabolism you got there peter. How do you do it? :) j/k

greencloudtj
12-02-2006, 08:46 AM
does anyone know when christmas is in china.......

David Jamieson
12-02-2006, 09:04 AM
same time as it is here.

China apparently loves Christmas.

I think it's all the lights and decorations and singing. Tugs at the heart. :)

GreenCloudCLF
12-02-2006, 09:16 AM
Dont forget Kwanzaa...Dec 26 - jan 1st..

And Eid-al-Adha hitting us on New YEar's Eve this year.....

Happy holidays to all!!!

MasterKiller
12-02-2006, 09:22 AM
Jesus was born in the Spring.

Happy winter solstice!

GreenCloudCLF
12-02-2006, 09:25 AM
Jesus was born in the Spring.

Happy winter solstice!


Jesus never existed:eek:

greencloudtj
12-02-2006, 11:36 AM
so they are really in to christmas in china,thats cool whats the weather in china,around christmas time....god bless you all

lkfmdc
12-02-2006, 11:48 AM
Happy Festivus

Let the airing of the grievances begin! :D

B-Rad
12-02-2006, 11:51 AM
so they are really in to christmas in china,thats cool whats the weather in china,around christmas time....god bless you all
Depends on where you live, it's a huge country ;)

Su Lin
12-02-2006, 01:13 PM
Oooh Christmas, season of presents and sparkly things.

Happy Holidays (as you like to say over there!):p :p :p

greencloudtj
12-02-2006, 02:32 PM
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lol... lets not be negative on here please dave,I mean for the love of god it's about christmas..im sure you enjoy the holiday sesion..

greencloudtj
12-02-2006, 02:34 PM
Do people in china put up christmas trees..Or is that strictly a certian culture....how about christmas lights??????

MasterKiller
12-02-2006, 02:40 PM
Do people in china put up christmas trees..Or is that strictly a certian culture....how about christmas lights??????

Christmas trees were a purely German tradition.

In Britain, the Christmas tree was introduced by King George III's German Queen Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz but did not spread much beyond the royal family. Queen Victoria as a child was familiar with the custom. In her journal for Christmas Eve 1832, the delighted 13-year-old princess wrote: "After dinner...we then went into the drawing-room near the dining-room...There were two large round tables on which were placed two trees hung with lights and sugar ornaments. All the presents being placed round the trees...". After her marriage to her German cousin, Prince Albert, the custom became even more widespread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree

MasterKiller
12-02-2006, 02:41 PM
Jesus never existed:eek:

That's not what Buddha told me.

mantis108
12-02-2006, 02:52 PM
Any holiday that involves money making, food, partying, etc. We Chinese love 'em all. Deep down we Chinese has only one religion (money making) and one God (Oneself). That's why we don't make trouble with religion, we make money. ;)

So bring X'mas or whatever on brothers. :D

Mantis108

greencloudtj
12-02-2006, 03:04 PM
that's great mantis.. I was in the mall on fri and there was a polish santclause and he had a unbalevable toupey on the kids dident even no the difrence

Firehawk4
12-02-2006, 08:59 PM
http://www.cogwriter.com/christmas.htm

SPJ
12-03-2006, 08:25 PM
Yes. X'mas is catching on in China.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OM4fEMHKdc&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlZ3jXJloRQ&mode=related&search=

so the question is that

what do you want for X'mas?

my bro gave me a new Tai Chi sword last year.

:D

tug
12-03-2006, 08:30 PM
Here's hoping you all have a happy whatever-you-may-celebrate-or-not.

TuG.

SPJ
12-03-2006, 09:13 PM
I just spent a day at Knott's berry farm with so many rides.

I took the ghost rider. no comment.

I think the shows, shopping and eatery may catch on.

crazy rides probably not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oezlzh1UaSI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz04AE7dJ8Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeQKMjP3zOo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac-XPeBqTq4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFoCTQTgMUE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg8drFl9cxw


:D

Dave P
12-24-2006, 02:09 AM
Merry christmas and a very happy and active 2007!!!!

Dave van der Poel, The Netherlands

Dim Wit Mak
12-24-2006, 07:39 AM
And a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year back your way.:)

Wayfaring
12-23-2007, 08:04 PM
I'm taking a brief pause of silence, then a few warm thoughts to wish all of you WC folks a very Merry Christmas!

Pause.

Warm Thoughts.

Excellent. Now, back to the normal course of discussion.

sihing
12-23-2007, 08:47 PM
I'm taking a brief pause of silence, then a few warm thoughts to wish all of you WC folks a very Merry Christmas!

Pause.

Warm Thoughts.

Excellent. Now, back to the normal course of discussion.

What does this have to do with Shaolin or Fighting????:confused:

LoL, I wish all here a Happy Holiday as well, it's time to relax a bit boys...:D

James

Ultimatewingchun
12-23-2007, 09:24 PM
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year, everyone...

jesper
12-24-2007, 02:45 AM
Merry christmass everyone :)

Chosen-frozen
12-24-2007, 05:48 AM
Well, it`s Christmas Eve and I just got back from making the rounds to a bunch of our friends` (and thier friends`) houses. I found out lthe secret to having an AMAZING Christmas last year, and it worked this year too.

Last year our Church tapped me to be Santa for the kids at the Christmas party. It was a blast , and before I returned the suit I also visited my wife`s friends who have little kids. It was so great that I ordered my own suit the very next week and decided to do it every year.

If you ever have the chance to play Santa for a kid, DO IT!! I can`t tell you how great it is to see the kids faces light up when you show up at thier house. Once in a while the littlest ones are kind of scared of the big guy in the red suit....but most of the time it`s all hugs, pictures, and cookies. This year one 5yr old girl gave me a 10% off coupon for a toy store she cut out of the newspaper because she said it must cost Santa alot of money to buy the toys for all the good boys and girls. How cute is that?
Anyway, have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Now if you`ll excuse me, I`m gonna see if the Mrs. wants to take a ride on Santa`s magic lap.

Dave in Hokkaido:D:D:D

LoneTiger108
12-24-2007, 02:10 PM
Merry Christmas & All The Best For 2007!

Wots dat jingle? Don't fink Santa delivaz tu Landun! Father Christmas over ere! Or is it Saint Nicholas, or Odin? Argh, have a good one anywayz...

Liddel
12-24-2007, 08:12 PM
Yes merry xmas you lot.... just so you know ive cracked all my pressies cause down here in the southern hemisphere its already the 25th haha !

Howd you like them apples.....LOL

DREW
:cool:

Lugoman
12-24-2007, 09:08 PM
Merry Christmas all, and happy <insert celebration here>.

I would like to take this time to say thank you to all of you. The short time I've been studying WC and have been on this forum you have all given me something to think about in my pursuits in the art of WCK and general MAs.
Of all the arts I have studied, dabbled and looked into, this is the one that has been the most frustrating in the sense that once I achieve a competency, I find a deficiency. There's always something to work on, some area to improve it seems.

Question, Santa is built more like a grappler and Jesus looks to be more suited for "The Chun." Who do you think would... oh never mind. It's Christmas for Pete's sake.

specialed
12-25-2007, 06:38 AM
To everyone on the forum. My gift to you will be to make this my last post.


http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64119

Seppukku
12-25-2007, 07:01 AM
Thank you for your time here, Specialed. You've been more than informative. I'm already starting to miss you. No, you can't stay, boy. You have to go, out there you'll be happy and free. No, boy! You have to go! Go! I love you, boy, but you have to go! Go! I hate you! *SLAP* Get out of here! I don't want you anymore! You have to go! *SLAP!* *Bark! Bark!* (barks fade into distance)





I love you, boy. I always will......

:(:(:(:(:(

Anthony
12-25-2007, 07:23 AM
I know that Santa seems harmless but if you think about it he has the characteristics of a pagan idol (who is replacing God in Christmas). And I thought worship of false idols was wrong :rolleyes:

1) He's magical. For example: he flies through the air, can visit every home in one night, can get into and out of your house, has room in his sleigh for presents for everyone, etc.

2) He knows who's been good and bad. And he will reward accordingly. So God does not judge you anymore....Santa does.

3) He teaches materialism. It's all about "what am I going to get this Christmas."

4) He represents happiness through gift receiving and a type of father figure. He's jolly, etc.


"5yr old girl gave me a 10&#37; off coupon for a toy store..."

Now if that doesn't say it all. I don't think Catholics should have anything to do with santa at Christmas. No offense but I don't see other religions diverting their childrens attention from God. Why do Catholics do it?

SPJ
12-25-2007, 07:29 AM
the gift if not received by the recipient is not a gift.

however, life is a gift from god and our parents.

so there are things we may not return or take it back etc.

life is complicated enough, MA is complicated enough.

would it be nice to make things "simple".

yes, yes, I learned this from so and so teach, I modified it or add something to it.

just be honest with yourself first.

--

:eek:;):):cool::D

Seppukku
12-25-2007, 07:29 AM
My Uncle Robert got arrested when he was playing Santa. He decided to give a present to Cousin Billy. Billy walked funny for a week, and when Uncle Robert got out of jail, he walked funny for a year.

SPJ
12-25-2007, 07:34 AM
a horse just got ridden a thousand kilometers,

what he wanted for christmas, may be some rest and sleep.

a bird just flew south for the winter,

what he wanted for christmas, may be some food and warmth.

--

sometimes, it is not that difficult to tell what we need and what we want

--

and yet, sometimes our needs are confused with our wants.

--

what do you want for christmas?

peace on earth.

ya ya.

--

:D

SPJ
12-25-2007, 07:40 AM
we do I want for christmas

a quiet stroll along the beach and enjoy the warming winter sun if any.

something that simple

yes.

and "something stupid"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSbnAFvqfA

a piece of music to soothe my weary soul from toils, hustles and bustles from daily life, family and job, church etc.

--

:)

Seppukku
12-25-2007, 07:40 AM
I want you to start making some sense. You're like a magic Eightball of crack.

monji112000
12-25-2007, 08:16 AM
Well, it`s Christmas Eve

bahhumbug !!!!!!!

Matrix
12-25-2007, 08:46 AM
All the best of the season to everyone.
Peace on earth and good will towards men.

Graychuan
12-25-2007, 09:30 AM
Merry Christmas to all....and to all a good FIGHT!!!!


J/K.... Have a great holiday,Everyone.

~Cg~

SPJ
12-25-2007, 09:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flm4xcOyiCo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGCI5OagBc&feature=related

this is one of my fave, too.

oops. we all got old.

47 christmas and counting, that is.

:D

SPJ
12-25-2007, 02:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIEUeMiJBhY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXOVejFIqFk&feature=related

Zhou Xuan singing 4 seasons song from 1930's. my father favorite. japanese occupation of north east china and china fighting among itself in the 30's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztd54yqCuIw

a movie or tv series made about her recently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8iKgipYAN4&feature=related

opening clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI2JjTQHJvI

a tribute


:)

SPJ
12-25-2007, 02:59 PM
season songs from celtic women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKrx-4Awe70&feature=related

CAROL of the bell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuqerlaOO18&feature=related

let it snow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ-8jYpa1-o&feature=related

o holy nite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eLDvM7eSq0&feature=related

o come all ye faithful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtQr81k3TSk&feature=related

silent nite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOJb6uOF05Q&feature=related

away in a manger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktCc9QPbU7w&feature=related

have yourself a merry christmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XYeWG3bvL0&feature=related

a little drummer boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsTJU27a1uc&feature=related

ave maria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOgaTRFbIlg&feature=related

white christmas

--


my favorite from them would be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5T6gyCPDvM&feature=related

merry Christmas and happy new year.

:)

golden arhat
12-25-2007, 03:27 PM
A NINJA




he sneaks into and out of your house

no one has ever seen him ..ever

he flies

he wears a red suit so as that the blood doesnt stain his clothes

he lives in a grotto (read: lair) in a place that is utterly inhospitable


if your kids start going around the house looking for him STOP THEM

there is a reason no one has seen him and that is that he doesnt leave anyone alive




we know what he looks like purely because he took a polaroid of himself in yhour bed, shower etc just because he could


i suggest that every year you advise your family to duck for no reason whatsoever on christmas eve
just in case


merry christmas


(dont sue for plagerism please kthanx )

Mr Punch
12-25-2007, 05:19 PM
Not that I care, because I have way more interest in my culture (typical British mix of Celtic and Anglo-Saxon) than in Christianity, but you might be interested in this. (http://http://www.gotquestions.org/Christmas-traditions.html)
I know that Santa seems harmless but if you think about it he has the characteristics of a pagan idol (who is replacing God in Christmas). And I thought worship of false idols was wrong :rolleyes:Of course you know Christmas was banned in the early American settlements? The whole thing is a pagan festival through and through, and Jesus was born in September, as attested to by various Orthodox churches, so I take it you don't celebrate Christmas at all, not even by going to church?

Any way you want to cut it up, Saint Niklaus was a Christian, and a good role model, though I appreciate you may be concerned that that isn't how he's shown in modern day.

Of course if you are Christian you should either completely shun Christmas, or teach your kids the real meaning (which would include why Christians chose that day to celebrate the birth of Jesus), and since they can't really avoid it the second one would be the best IMO.

Anyway.

Anthony
12-25-2007, 05:29 PM
I'm Christian and I don't really care myself....I'm just throwing it out that's all. Just being goofy I guess.

Christians celebrate Christ's birthday on Christmas day-that's enough for me. We all know he most likely wasn't born on that day or that time of year. And, why we chose that time of year, yadda yadda.

"so I take it you don't celebrate Christmas at all, not even by going to church?"

I went to Midnight Mass last night (Christmas morning).

Anyway....Merry Christmas!

Chosen-frozen
12-25-2007, 05:42 PM
I know that Santa seems harmless but if you think about it he has the characteristics of a pagan idol (who is replacing God in Christmas). And I thought worship of false idols was wrong :rolleyes:

1) He's magical. For example: he flies through the air, can visit every home in one night, can get into and out of your house, has room in his sleigh for presents for everyone, etc.

2) He knows who's been good and bad. And he will reward accordingly. So God does not judge you anymore....Santa does.

3) He teaches materialism. It's all about "what am I going to get this Christmas."

4) He represents happiness through gift receiving and a type of father figure. He's jolly, etc.


"5yr old girl gave me a 10% off coupon for a toy store..."

Now if that doesn't say it all. I don't think Catholics should have anything to do with santa at Christmas. No offense but I don't see other religions diverting their childrens attention from God. Why do Catholics do it?

Hey, you`re welcome to your opinion, nothin` wrong with that. But for me the whole goal for the night making those kids smile. Religion, no matter what faith you belong to, should teach it`s value every day, not just at Christmas.
Santa is the modern representation of St. Nicholas, a bishop from Turkey who is the patron saint of those who do good deeds (or give gifts) in secret. That`s why he comes at night. Christmas, Santa, the gifts, it all only becomes a secular materialistic selfish excuse for a shopping spree if WE let it.
Teach your kid Why Santa brings gifts, and the importance of giving over recieving. No one is trying to replace the real meaning of the season, remembering the birth of Christ. And yes, I know, there are old pagan overtones to the traditions and the timing......that`s because long ago people realized that by making a couple of small compromises in the way it`s celebrated made it more accessable to the everyday man of that time. AND IT WORKED! Ask anyone now why we have Christmas and they`ll tell you it celebrates the birth of Jesus. Nobody remembers any of the old pagan holidays. They get a good feeling in thier heart and try to share a little charity and be a little better person.

Just as an aside, I`m no Catholic, I`m a Mormon. Can I ask what made you think I might be Catholic, or did I just misinterprate your post?

Chosen-frozen
12-25-2007, 05:52 PM
I know that Santa seems harmless but if you think about it

3) He teaches materialism. It's all about "what am I going to get this Christmas."

4) He represents happiness through gift receiving and a type of father figure. He's jolly, etc.


"5yr old girl gave me a 10% off coupon for a toy store..."

Now if that doesn't say it all.

It says that she was more interested in GIVING something to help Santa give to other kids than she was in recieving a present. It says she really has learned to think of others. It says that even at that tender age she cares about other people as much as she cares about herself.

If I remember my Bible correctly Jesus said the second great commandment was "to love thy neighbor as thy self." Sounds like Christmas and Santa have really ruined her understanding of the gospel............jerk.

Takuan
12-25-2007, 06:34 PM
It says that she was more interested in GIVING something to help Santa give to other kids than she was in recieving a present. It says she really has learned to think of others. It says that even at that tender age she cares about other people as much as she cares about herself.

If I remember my Bible correctly Jesus said the second great commandment was "to love thy neighbor as thy self." Sounds like Christmas and Santa have really ruined her understanding of the gospel............jerk.

QFT. Also, you don't have to be Christian to celebrate or enjoy Christmas. Santa is more philosophical than anything, giving gifts, being good etc. Let the kids enjoy it!

Good idea OP! I only have a grim reaper costume from halloween, but it'll work with the same principle right? I'm gonna go spread holiday cheer. brb. :P XD

Mr Punch
12-25-2007, 07:50 PM
I'm Christian and I don't really care myself....I'm just throwing it out that's all. Just being goofy I guess.

Christians celebrate Christ's birthday on Christmas day-that's enough for me. We all know he most likely wasn't born on that day or that time of year. And, why we chose that time of year, yadda yadda. Bull. Being goofy my arse. I think you do care, and/or you're just a hypocrite with your yadda yadda. Why lecture someone else on their faith (about which you know nothing) and pagan connections? Tell you what: ALL of Christian ritual has pagan connections! Why? Because that's part of who we are: the blood, the darkness, the dualities, the multiplicities. Your attempt to define existance through your faith is no different to the pagans' attempts.

If it's enough for you to celebrate Christmas when 'all Christians' (WRONG!) do what's your beef with Chosen-frozen?

Chosen, btw, I think you're right on with your spirit of Christmas!


Good idea OP! I only have a grim reaper costume from halloween, but it'll work with the same principle right? I'm gonna go spread holiday cheer. brb. :P XDLOL! :D

hskwarrior
12-24-2008, 09:12 AM
Well, I would like the wish everyone (good and bad ;)) a Merry Christmas and a safe holidays season.


MERRY XMAS!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB43m0489Qk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB8co0P4Glo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC9RkthQFlA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyS7vGCTBuQ&feature=related

Buck Sing Gwoon
12-24-2008, 04:16 PM
Merry Xmas Frank, I wish you a the very breast... I mean best for 2009

enjoy

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=dH_2izlqirE


Nick
BSG

冠木侍
12-24-2008, 06:22 PM
The answer you seek is CLICK HERE (http://www.isitchristmas.com)

On a lighter note...what did you Internet warriors get for your loved ones or did you receive anything cool or expensive? BE CIVIL!

TenTigers
12-24-2008, 08:11 PM
Happy Holidays. Hope all your dreams and wishes come true.
well, except for that one dream, where you're back in high school, and you can't find your class, and the schedule is messed up, and you have an exam, and the toilet in the locker room is spewing forth excrement, and you finally see that girl you had the crush on all these years, and when you lift up her dress, she has a p****-but you do it anyway... yeah, that dream. memba?:eek:

ghostexorcist
12-24-2008, 11:47 PM
I got my grandfather a really nice silver pocket watch with an inlaid half-silver dollar. He's probably going to kick the bucket soon, so I just wanted to get him something nice to send him off in a good way.

My brother-in-law has a man crush on former Reds baseball player Pete Rose. I got him a really nice picture of Mr. Rose, a bottle of KY, and a small box of tissues. It was a ***** wrapping it since those three items make up an irregular shape. I'm sure he will get a kick out of it.

I got my step-dad, a hardcore atheist like myself, the "Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster".

GunnedDownAtrocity
12-25-2008, 02:13 AM
i got a real good deal on a puppy right after thanksgiving. i wrapped it up and hid it in the back of the closet the very moment i got home. can't wait to see my daughters surprise when she opens it.

TenTigers
12-07-2009, 04:10 PM
http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1477

rogue
12-07-2009, 04:23 PM
That was really sad. These people were obviously in pain and it hurt their marriage. Why did he murder her, doesn't he know that now he'll go to prison and he'll be someones biatch? I wish they sought consoling.:(

TenTigers
12-07-2009, 06:48 PM
he'll get off in 4-6 with good behavior. As opposed to a lifetime of h3ll.

solo1
12-08-2009, 11:51 AM
very funny.


Anybody else getting cheesed by the jewelry spots? every single one, same message, want the girl? spend your hard earned money on shiny things.

sanjuro_ronin
12-08-2009, 11:54 AM
Uber sweet !!!

BoulderDawg
12-08-2009, 11:58 AM
I have a new favorite commercial.

It's from Kayak travel site. It's this older guy reminiscing about in his younger days storming the beach with all of his buddies. You think he's talking about a war or something but in the end you find out it's Cancun!:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RFoEn5EYJw

SIFU RON
12-12-2009, 06:12 AM
I wish everyone a merry christmas - have a nice one - your a great bunch of people to chat with and exchange ideas with on this froum.

My best to all :)

sifu rom shewmaker

TenTigers
12-12-2009, 06:20 AM
Have a Happy, and healthy Holiday.

bawang
12-12-2009, 07:18 AM
on this special occasion i want to thank our lord and savior guan gong

Fa Xing
12-12-2009, 07:33 AM
on this special occasion i want to thank our lord and savior guan gong

:eek:

lol

:D

MasterKiller
12-12-2009, 09:12 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3119/3129230689_7fffdc8aab.jpg

David Jamieson
12-12-2009, 09:56 AM
Uh, it's Chanukkah that just started.

Christmas is still a couple of weeks away.

There's still the pagan solstice festival on the 21st-22nd as well and Mithras the Zoroastrian god shares the whole Dec 25th thing too.

i'm sure there must be all sorts of other gods as well that are celebrated in December.

Anyway, just pointing out that it is rude to try an hog a whole month of the year for only one god.

:)

Lucas
12-12-2009, 10:44 AM
at least someone around here acknowledges us pagans :p

SPJ
12-13-2009, 10:54 AM
it is raining and windy in so Cal.

so we us park crowd

have to go to the the mall and practice circle walking

before the early shoppers hitting the early store opening.

we lost one hour practice in the morning'

cannot afford the rent of a gym.

we will make do what we have.

;)

Hardwork108
12-13-2009, 09:13 PM
A Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to all (including this forum's ever present knuckleheads). May we all, in the year 2010, enhance our knowledge of our TCMAs and learn their true value as martial arts.:)

HW108

sanjuro_ronin
12-14-2009, 06:02 AM
Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah, even if it was Superman that flew the Hebrews out of Egypt !
:D

Iron_Eagle_76
12-14-2009, 06:06 AM
Happy Pagan Worship Month!!:D And a Happy New Year.

Dragonzbane76
12-15-2009, 04:08 AM
happy holidays to all you people I hate. (you know who you are)
glorious worship to all the pagans
I agree with jamie on this one we need to expand our horizons no need for a religion to hog a whole month it should be shared. :)

Merry christmaskwanizahannikastria

holymantis
12-24-2009, 01:44 AM
Merry Christmas to ONE and ALL,
Friends and Family,
seasons greetings, stay safe , have fun and party well into the New Year.

best regards Roy:D

Boston Bagua
12-24-2009, 04:16 AM
I wanted to wish all my KFO brothers and sisters the very best this Christmas/Holiday Season!!

May your clans have a most excellent and safe holiday!

sanjuro_ronin
12-24-2009, 05:47 AM
Thanks Dude and the same to you and your lovely Wife.
May your stocking get stuffed :D

Gongfu77
12-24-2009, 06:26 AM
Thank you,

Merry Christmas and a happy new year to all.

Best wishes from Germany.

sanjuro_ronin
12-24-2009, 07:42 AM
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/sexy-santa-helpers-34.jpg?w=600&h=504

sanjuro_ronin
12-24-2009, 07:43 AM
http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/12/nPdtjm-1228157030.jpg

sanjuro_ronin
12-24-2009, 07:44 AM
http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/12/uKnPFc-1228156865.jpg

sanjuro_ronin
12-24-2009, 07:45 AM
http://www.zootoday.com/pub/21publish/h/hammerbs31/SANTA_GOT_STYLE.gif

sanjuro_ronin
12-24-2009, 07:49 AM
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/2126593529_bba8385503.jpg?w=500

sanjuro_ronin
12-24-2009, 07:50 AM
http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/12/H7biOn-1228156914.jpg

sanjuro_ronin
12-24-2009, 07:50 AM
http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/12/J7ZHUS-1228156846.jpg

mooyingmantis
12-24-2009, 05:18 PM
Holiday greetings to all!
Richard

Skip J.
12-25-2009, 11:00 AM
I wanted to wish all my KFO brothers and sisters the very best this Christmas/Holiday Season!!

May your clans have a most excellent and safe holiday!
And a

Merry Christmas!
to all the good CMA folks here!!!!

5thBrother
01-01-2010, 01:48 AM
Happy New Year Everyone~ :P

X_plosion
01-03-2010, 07:36 AM
Belated Merry Christmas,

And A Blessed and Prosperous New Year to all! :)

Oso
01-07-2010, 08:45 PM
http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/12/nPdtjm-1228157030.jpg


girl on left looks very much like Lexi Gray from Gray's Anatomy...

jmadmad
01-19-2010, 10:51 AM
Oh happy day, the day I found this thread. I'm just sad Christmas won't be back for another year!

Ultimatewingchun
12-23-2010, 06:28 AM
Leaving in a few hours to go visit family in NYC for the holidays - and I'll probably be off the forum until nest Tuesday.

Happy holidays to all !!!:)

m1k3
12-23-2010, 06:30 AM
Same to you Victor and everyone else on this forum.

Wayfaring
12-23-2010, 09:30 AM
Thanks Victor.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Festivus to all on the forum.

sanjuro_ronin
12-23-2010, 09:55 AM
Take care dude, blessings on you and your loved ones :)

LoneTiger108
12-23-2010, 11:44 AM
Merry Crimbo from London all you forum dudes :)

jesper
12-23-2010, 12:13 PM
merry christmas from Denmark

anerlich
12-23-2010, 12:42 PM
All the best from AUS.

Look forward to arguing with you all in 2011. :p

goju
12-23-2010, 12:47 PM
theoretical non christmasers:rolleyes:

Sihing73
12-23-2010, 04:16 PM
Merry Christmas to Everyone.

May you have a safe and joyous holiday season.

May you have a wonderful and prosperous New Year.

KPM
12-23-2010, 04:57 PM
Happy Holidays to all! :)

Hendrik
12-23-2010, 05:27 PM
Merry Xmas to everyone!!!

holymantis
12-24-2010, 03:48 AM
Merry Christmas one and all and a Happy New year to all hope it brings peace and happiness

very best wishes R:Dy

ntc
12-24-2010, 07:20 AM
I hope everyone on this forum and their family enjoys a very joyous, safe, and merry Christmas, followed by a prosperous and healthy new year.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!!!

:)

Three Harmonies
12-24-2010, 07:49 AM
Same to you and yours Roy! Missed you last week in DFW!

Vajramusti
12-24-2010, 09:32 AM
Season's Greetings to all.

JOY to the world!!

Dale Dugas
12-24-2010, 02:27 PM
I want to wish my fellow KFO members the very best this upcoming Christmas/Holiday Season!!

Be safe, and be well.

PalmStriker
12-24-2010, 02:35 PM
Merry Christmas, Dale and everyone! Have a nice Holiday Season! :)

SPJ
12-24-2010, 02:41 PM
it has been raining whole week in southern california.

today, the sun comes out and the street is dry.

lots of people coming out and doing their final gift shopping

I went outside, too.

happy holidays.

:)

YouKnowWho
12-24-2010, 03:07 PM
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2921/yaya1.jpg

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/682/yaya2.jpg

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1512/yaya3.jpg

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6079/yaya4.jpg

Shaolin
12-24-2010, 03:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aeXfXYjUsY

EarthDragon
12-24-2010, 05:54 PM
Merry Chirstmas Dale and to all on here and your familes..... PS Dale dont let Gene send you a shrek X-mas card again.....thats just mean :p

taai gihk yahn
12-24-2010, 06:15 PM
u mean like this?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44315000/jpg/_44315285_gall_shrek3_pa.jpg

yeh, that wud be uncool...

SIFU RON
12-24-2010, 09:07 PM
Same to you Dale and everyone else. :)

IronWeasel
12-24-2010, 09:23 PM
Merry Christmas!

Dale Dugas
12-25-2010, 05:08 AM
u mean like this?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44315000/jpg/_44315285_gall_shrek3_pa.jpg

yeh, that wud be uncool...


It's all good.

http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv155/Boston_Baguazhang/IMGP1617.jpg

chusauli
12-25-2010, 07:14 AM
Wish you all peace and happiness for you holiday!

jeetsao
12-25-2010, 08:28 AM
Merry and blessed Christmas to all.

Phil Redmond
12-25-2010, 09:27 AM
This is why I Love Salsa ;)
http://www.youtube.com/user/sifupr

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL !!

(Happy Holidays for those who don't celebrate Christmas) :)

X_plosion
12-26-2010, 03:24 AM
Merry Christmas to Mr. Dugas and everyone on this board!

ginosifu
12-26-2010, 05:16 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone and a Happy New Year to all. Hope everyone has a good new year!

ginosifu

uki
12-26-2010, 06:07 AM
i got a pair of wool socks, a stone chisel engraved with "uki " on it, and 40 bucks for christmas...

SPJ
12-26-2010, 08:11 AM
It was raining cats and dogs whole week.

luckily the sun came out yesterday

I was planning to go to China Garden or liu fang yuan or fragrance flowing garden in huntington library and dress in Chinese costumes--

it is closed. so may be Monday I will go.

every thursday is free entrance, but I have to work--

--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hX8S_gwqws&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkVE1Rscj04&feature=related

:)

David Jamieson
12-26-2010, 08:36 AM
Happy Christmas fellas...and ladies. :)

I hope you're all content and a litter fatter today than you should be. :D

SIFU RON
12-21-2011, 05:15 PM
Everyone have a nice Christmas.

My best to all.

Ron Shewmaker

Drake
12-21-2011, 05:28 PM
OMG YOU SAID CHRISTMAS!

My civil rights are being trampled upon!


jk :D

MasterKiller
12-22-2011, 06:07 AM
It's all good. My civil rights get trampled on every time I say the pledge of allegiance.

Hebrew Hammer
12-22-2011, 12:14 PM
Merry Christmas Gentiles!!! May you all get the stocking stuffer you so richly deserve!!!

Dale Dugas
12-22-2011, 12:27 PM
Happy Hannukah, Brother!

Merry Christmass to all you other dweebs all over!!

Lucas
12-22-2011, 12:28 PM
It's all good. My civil rights get trampled on every time I say the pledge of allegiance.

you still say the pledge of allegiance?

Featherstone
12-22-2011, 01:14 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, y'all!

David Jamieson
12-22-2011, 05:29 PM
you still say the pledge of allegiance?

Just when he wants to trample his rights.

GeneChing
12-23-2011, 02:20 PM
Kung Fu Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOo_KcQRWuU)