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Boris
02-20-2001, 01:47 AM
Goktimus,
Is this address familiar?
19 Cadman Crs Castle Hill 2154
NSW Australia.

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 02:11 AM
is it???

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

Boris
02-20-2001, 02:45 AM
Yes, it is my arabian friend.

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

Demon
02-20-2001, 03:04 AM
go easy on the address boys, if there is an earth quake and his house collapses he'll probably try and find a way to sue you for destroying his house

"kill em all"

02-20-2001, 04:58 AM
Dare To Come in ,or are you lot planning to come in a pack which is not unuasual.If one for one or even 2 to one is no problem,looking at what ****** ABANDIT said earlier whats wrong with 6 or 7 of you lot against one of us mantis,you are a bunch of gutless peasant kungfu practitioners.Anytime you are ready ,i will show you what speed can do....

5star praying mantis

joedoe
02-20-2001, 05:03 AM
Rather be a gutless southerner than a dead menstrual discharge.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sometimes I'm just too funny :)

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 05:11 AM
Your house is probably made of the same stuff u are made of (Sh*t), we would never put oursleves down to your level of hygiene, look at the photo of u, u definately have had a sh*t bath. And your house is probably as weak as u are all i have to do is hit it with my hand and it will crumble like your arms when it was hit.
So is that another empty challenge again kelvin??? always sayin i will take u with my superior 5HeadsInMyAssWhileInMantisPostion but never followin through. Just say when and where fat boy. If not maybe i will see u at uni and kick your sad a$$ in front of everyone.

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

02-20-2001, 06:24 AM
Look at that,too scared to come in ? Well firstly muhammad can be excused as he is not a complete man,as,he had an organ mutilated.And f abandit he snicks in from the back door in case non of you noticed to collect some chum

5star praying mantis

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 06:32 AM
as i said bfore, u can't talk about who is more of a man or who is not a man etc because u are not a man, and here is proof

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/sweet.jpg">

so what are u talkin about ape boy, look at u, u are a true animal that have been washin yourself in sh*t. Come back when u are a man, ( that includes not wearin your dress )

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

joedoe
02-20-2001, 06:32 AM
You guys still can't put a coherent sentence together. Oh, sorry, is coherent too big a word for you? What? Sentence is too big a word too?

OK, nice and simple.

The word is sneak, not snick.

I think you are a little upset because your boyfriend blew in your arse this morning and it came out of your mouth.

The only f@ggots around here do 7 start praying mantis. Ooops, that's right. You lost 2 stars there didn't you.

02-20-2001, 06:53 AM
You are right we dont need to go all out with our style with your southern kungfu you stand no chance,speed is the answer.History has it that the south always comes out the losers.The north vietcons wiped the south out,the AMERICAN,civil war where the unions wiped out the confederates south.The MANCHURIANS from the north kicked the **** out of you south.

5star praying mantis

joedoe
02-20-2001, 07:02 AM
Still incoherent? I think you should ask the bishop to stop pounding your arse long enough to let you type a reply. Maybe it would be an idea to get the priest to take his schlong out of your mouth too.

I think the 2 missing stars are up your butt. That might be what the bishop is trying to do, retrieve the stars.

Well, I guess history tells the story doesn't it? I suppose the North does have the advantage because it only has to go downhill while the South has to fight uphill? Is that right?

As we are all brain damaged, then I guess it shouldn't be too hard for you to beat us. You couldn't do it if we weren't I guess. Look at it this way, we take pity on you so we bang our hands and heads to give you a fair chance.

[This message was edited by ABandit on 02-20-01 at 10:11 PM.]

Stark_Fujikawa
02-20-2001, 07:34 AM
What about South Korea vs North Korea (not exactly resolved, but hey NK is an unstable socialist famine ridden hellhole)? Or Afghanistan vs the USSR?
Victors don't unconditionally come from the north... that's just a stupid assertion.
Well, at least your personalities are not so fragmented now.. congrats for answering under one name.
And since everyone's so eager to prove their mettle... can some1 PLEASE resolve this issue of Kelvin Chan's unparalleled prowess!?... not to the extent where he'll sue of course..
After all, if 'Goktimus Prime' is meant to be a monkey god/Saiyan (who's delving into mumbo jumbo now?)/transformer composite, I'm sure any challenger(s) won't don't stand a chance. Oh wait, that's just the impression of yourself; as opposed to the reality that you're an hubristic incompetent fanboy git who entertains notions of being able to fight properly, incapable of learning from others whilst directly insulting martial arts institutions in Sydney and practitioners worldwide. (and on top of that devising multiple personalities to support your bigoted viewpoint)... the list could go on
With the dubious standards you practice (ie complaining about the pain inevitable in the martial arts {well duh, it's devised for combat}.)
,you'd better hope you can incapacitate any really ****ed off people in the micro seconds you say you're capable of doing.
Good luck, in my opinion you'll certainly need it.

Goose
02-20-2001, 08:20 AM
No Stark_Fujikawa, you are wrong. Kelvin's logic that North is better than South, White is better than Black and therefore the sky must be green which then concludes that his bug is infinitely superior.

That makes you, Kelvin Chan, an arrogant, bigoted, fat assed, dog fornicating ***** of a ****** who obviously doesn't deserve any knowledge of any art, let alone the invertebrae you single handedly represent.

Kelvin Chan, you dumb ****.

02-20-2001, 09:05 AM
oooo you are sooo tough with your keyboard goose.that explains your goosehead intellect
you are sooo tough grow up you idiot

5star praying mantis

joedoe
02-20-2001, 10:21 AM
That is really funny! You are a pot, and goose must be a kettle, and you just called him black!

Have you had a good long hard look in the mirror lately? Or do you need 5 to fit in all those personas? Or doesn't a mirror survive long enough for you to be able to look into it?

Goose
02-20-2001, 12:05 PM
Kelvin, if you want to start or continue an argument on an intellectual basis then do so and I'll curb my rage at your blatant ignorance and lack or respect.

On the other hand if you are insisting on a challenge physically, let's come to an arrangement on a time and location.

Either way, you should stop instigating the disharmony on this forum.

Wongsifu
02-20-2001, 02:24 PM
5 star are you a troll or did the doctor drop you when you were born ?
just a simple question

02-20-2001, 02:27 PM
blah blah blah.why dont you strum your violin.all talk no action.see what i mean?oooooo i'll come to your school.oooo i'll punch you up.oooo i'll kick your head in. ooooo i'll come to your school b*ll****.tell me you school and i'll come and close it down with just one northern kick to your sifu's &&^$%$##$# hahahahahaha and then all your southern p*ssies can pack up and fight me in a pack like you always do. you cowards!

5star praying mantis

02-20-2001, 02:37 PM
what crap is that? you are a sifu? yeah what style and where? let's bring it on. I'll close your school with my northern no shadow kick. you can be my student then and suck my secretion hose. you are a sifu? hahahahahahah what a joke. you can't even behave like one. typical all talk no action

5star praying mantis

joedoe
02-20-2001, 09:49 PM
What is your no power kick? Is that where you go do a demo in Japan and throw your leg out and let it get caught by some weedy looking guy who then proceeds to belt the cr@p out of you? Is that the devastating technique you're going to use on us? Throw such an incompetent move and make us laugh to death?

Tell your mother to stop sneaking into my room and fellating me while I sleep. I don't like it and her mouth is always covered in sh!t from licking your arse.

Demon
02-20-2001, 10:13 PM
ok 5starprayingd!ckhead how do we know you realy are kelvin if you realy want us to accept your challenge you should log on as goktimus prime so we know where to find you and when but offcourse thats only if you got the b@lls to take on a southern style fighter and most of all id like to know weather your realy mercilessfighter or not, or are you all talk no action now???

"kill em all"

whitelion
02-20-2001, 11:20 PM
This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a while.

5star praying mantis:

Why don't you come along to our school and try to kick my sifu's head. You know where we are.

See you soon.

------------------------------------
Talk softly and carry a big stick.

dunbarj01
02-20-2001, 11:29 PM
Perhaps this is something similar to the scene from Die Hard 2??? where Bruce Willis' character is dumped in a neighbourhood only wearing a billboard with slogans likely to get him killed. The difference here is that maybe 5starflaccidmantis is trying to do the same to Goktimus after a gay lover's tiff. This might answer your question Demon.

02-21-2001, 02:20 AM
what's this crap about die hard 2? i'll make sure you die hard too. i'll torture you soooo badly you'll wish yo were dead. you name a time and place and i'll yer pale @ss so hard you'd want me to f*ck it afterwards

5star praying mantis

Muhammad
02-21-2001, 02:35 AM
go shove one up yours. you are full of it.all nonsense.once again i see impotence in your small d!ck.explains your speechlesness.all those threats you have are just words.i'm scared sh!tless here. once again all i get is blah blah blah all talk no action.why don't ya go home jerk yerself off w@nker

answer without an effort:) straight from mr F@G himself, see thread

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=9

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

joedoe
02-21-2001, 02:37 AM
Are you thirsty yet? All that frothing at the mouth must really make your mouth dry.

Or are you quenching your thirst on your dog's cum? Is that why you are having trouble typing a coherent sentence now? Given up on the clergy and back onto blowing your dog? Hope your cat isn't jealous.

Fish of Fury
02-21-2001, 05:49 AM
that not only made sense but was almost funny.very good.
soon you'll be ready to try typing with a real keyboard

Goose
02-21-2001, 12:49 PM
Kelvin, it seems to me comprehension isn't one of your fortes. We actually are tired of the vacuous verbosity streaming out of your anus as much you claim to be.

Come over, you know where we are. Preserve some dignity for yourself and stop cowering like the worm you are.

BIU JI
02-21-2001, 01:22 PM
And thats being generous, you continue to say how you'll do the fighting but you haven't named the time or place .
Why not you felcher?
We all have your address and funny enough I'm not too far from there.
Exactly which speedy gonzalis technique are you threatning to use.
Dont worry keep it up , you're just like the last major troll we had here. Just keep yapping until the day comes .See you soon f**k knuckle.

Shaolin Temple
02-22-2001, 02:34 AM
for those of you who may now be annoyed with a certain individual here's a few links to catch up on. If I have mistaken this individual to be the
same, do accept my apologies but from all the other posts...it would seem to be the same person.

Look for goktimus/ego maximus/bestallstyle/calmguru/5 star praying
mantis/mercilessfighter...he is the best person
to talk to. he is an expert in all styles especially northern.

Hey everybody, the legendary fighter have started new threads in other discussions!!!

For those of you who are out there and are beginning to get annoyed with this person...there's only so much a monk such as I can
tolerate...Amitabha...check Muhammed's reply in


http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=71919378
21


http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=5


http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=6

and Goose's reply in:

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891
902621&p=3

Which Shaolin is authentic. North or South.
As Sifu would say...there is no permanence and there should not be any discrimination.
The point is therefore, who cares.
The more Shaolin there are, the better. Be civilized and chivalrous in your behaviour. As martial artists, we are supposed to not forget that we learn this art to help others and ourselves in times of need...not be a thug!!!
Amitabha.

Shaolin Temple
02-22-2001, 03:58 AM
for those of you who may now be annoyed with a certain individual here's a few links to catch up on. If I have mistaken this individual to be the
same, do accept my apologies but from all the other posts...it would seem to be the same person.

Look for goktimus/ego maximus/bestallstyle/calmguru/5 star praying
mantis/mercilessfighter...he is the person that's wreaking havoc in almost all the other discussion topics.

For those of you who are out there and are beginning to get annoyed with this person...there's only so much a monk such as I can
tolerate...Amitabha...check Muhammed's reply in

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891 902621&p=5 (http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=5)

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891 902621&p=6 (http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=6)

and Goose's reply in:

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891 902621&p=3 (http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=3)

Boris' reply:

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=721192213

Which Shaolin is authentic. North or South.
As Sifu would say...there is no permanence and there should not be any discrimination.
The point is therefore, who cares.
The more Shaolin there are, the better. Be civilized and chivalrous in your behaviour. As martial artists, we are supposed to not forget that we learn this art to help others and ourselves in times of need...not be a thug!!!
Amitabha.