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Martial Joe
11-01-2001, 02:51 AM
I did not read the post on it I just want to know if there is going to be footage from it on the internet so I can see it...

Well?

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Xebsball
11-01-2001, 03:36 AM
So far nothing on that, i guess we (read Richie)are still trying put the whole thing together.

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brassmonkey
11-01-2001, 03:53 AM
Yes were editing the tapes right now, look for it within the next couple weeks in an exclusive new section on kfo. The tournament was held by the large oak tree by the pond in a park in maryland. Unfortunately Ralek cheated by stating he practicings White Crane was allowed into the tournament and cleaned up with armbars and chokes after barraging his opponents with devastating Thai Shinbone kicks. He proved to all kung fu practioneers that BJJ combined with Muay Thai was undefeatable up until the semifinals when he met Gary who used his expert knowledge of dim mak to hit point G-17 on Ralek's forearm when he went for the single leg takedown. Ralek's condition worsed and was minutes away from certain death when the book learned self proclaimed "Traditional Chinese Doctor" Chris Mckinley revived him from certain death. This match proved that next years event must have better background checks to ensure all entrants are Kung Fu men otherwise with the level of skill present practioneers from BJJ, Karate, Muay Thai, etc. might get killed.

[This message was edited by brassmonkey on 11-01-01 at 07:05 PM.]

brassmonkey
11-01-2001, 04:02 AM
The finals will go down as perhaps the greatest martial arts matchup in all history pitting Dim Mak expert Gary Vs kong jin(empty force) expert Qimaster. The bout began with Gary performing several Wudang Qi Gathering movements and the crowd felt an eery chill followed by the air becoming more heavy and mist like. Gary moved in like a whirlwind from 15 feet away but he could do little to Qimaster as Qimaster struck him from 10 feet away without touching him throwing Gary into the air several feet with his powerful empty force skill that left the crowd truly amazed at this rare showing of skill.

Martial Joe
11-01-2001, 04:05 AM
Are any good wing chun guys fighting in this?

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Stranger
11-01-2001, 04:06 AM
^^^

I don't get mad.
I get stabby.

Martial Joe
11-01-2001, 04:07 AM
???

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brassmonkey
11-01-2001, 04:09 AM
Martial Joe we had several Wing Chun men along with other Southern Kung Fu players signed up unfortunately they all ended up fighting amongst themselves b4 the event began and were thus disqualified.

Xebsball
11-01-2001, 04:13 AM
brass, dont disturbe this serius thread.

It has not been decided where it will be, who will be on it, etc. So far all that has been done is discussing the rules and such, but there is no conclusion on that either.

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Martial Joe
11-01-2001, 04:19 AM
If you know...will it be in america?

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Xebsball
11-01-2001, 04:22 AM
We dont know yet

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I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

Martial Joe
11-01-2001, 04:25 AM
I am to sexy for your mother...

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Xebsball
11-01-2001, 04:51 AM
Yea, i got it from this song from a group called Right Said Fred, i tought it was so **** lame and ******* stupid that it should be in my signature.

Check this out:
http://misterwonderman.tripod.com/rsf.html
Its horrible, isnt it?

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I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

Martial Joe
11-01-2001, 04:58 AM
Your to unsexy for my cereal...

Now that is lame...

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Martial Joe
11-01-2001, 05:05 AM
I just clicked that link...


that guy is hairy...and stupid looking...

I am to sexy for his shirts and stuff...they are pink!


Oh man...I wouldnt go any further then that main page... :D

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Xebsball
11-01-2001, 05:15 AM
Sakuraba visited that site's guestbook, and i really dont recomend watching that site too much, its bad for health.

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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

Xebsball
11-01-2001, 05:29 AM
Anyway, thats the gear all people will have to wear on the tournament:

http://www.ghettoscooter.com/images/ghettoelbow.jpg

http://www.ghettoscooter.com/images/ghettoknee.jpg

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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

Serpent
11-01-2001, 05:36 AM
brassmonkey's posts are the best bit of this whole thing!

Martial Joe
11-01-2001, 05:49 AM
It was serious untill there was nothing serious left to say...

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