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felito
12-27-2001, 09:01 AM
Love you very much!

GunnedDownAtrocity
12-27-2001, 10:21 AM
i bet i could kick jesus's a$$.

Mojo
12-27-2001, 10:25 AM
GDA
One on one you probably could kick his a$$, but, he hangs around with about 12 others who'll gang up on you if you try it.

JasBourne
12-27-2001, 11:13 AM
felito:

dat's nice. buddah thinks you're pretty groovy too.

:D

GunnedDownAtrocity
12-27-2001, 11:18 AM
yeah . . .i forgot jesus was a gang leader.

NorthernMantis
12-27-2001, 11:26 AM
He was also the son of God don't forget that!
Don't mess with Jesus if you don't want to mess with the Main Man HIMSELF! :D

Buby
12-27-2001, 11:26 AM
Yeah, I heard he was the founder of the disciples.:D

Buby

KC Elbows
12-27-2001, 11:27 AM
Technically 12 others, but if you've got some cash, I'll bet you could get at least one of 'em to back out before the fight.

DelicateSound
12-27-2001, 11:27 AM
I heard he was the first to make the "preacher" look fashionable.

Buby
12-27-2001, 11:28 AM
I thought we are all god's children! its just not fair i tell ya.

Buby

NorthernMantis
12-27-2001, 11:31 AM
Yeah your right but would you want to get the Big Kahuna angry?:D

KC Elbows
12-27-2001, 11:49 AM
You know, I went to one of his concerts, it was OK I guess, but who wants fish and loaves before a show? Hell, Keith Richards and Mick Jagger tried to steal the show, but Mary had to throw Mick off stage before the bouncers could take care of Keith. Anyway, I didn't think Thomas was really into the gig, he just didn't seem to think they were good enough, and then the big J kept dissing the opening act, The Minion. So, things really spun out of control, the foot washing stations were charging like fifteen bucks, and J was walking around with this holier than thou thing, my daddy said this and that, and he didn't even play "An Eye For An Eye" or "Cane and Abel". He really got crucified over that one.

DelicateSound
12-27-2001, 12:03 PM
Give him a few days, he'll be back. :)

KC Elbows
12-27-2001, 12:05 PM
Yeah, but it'll just be a private show for a few hangers on. What about the ticket holders?

DelicateSound
12-27-2001, 12:10 PM
The guy's a legend. He is the guy that invented burning down the stage for Christ's (!) sake!

A whole bloody temple infact.

DelicateSound
12-27-2001, 12:13 PM
He'll come back with another gimmic.

Bowie had The Ziggy Stardust album, Manson his American Family, Floyd their Wall, but Jesus.......

Walking on Water
Temple Meltdown
Crucifiction
Rising From the Dead
Water Into Wine

JWTAYLOR
12-27-2001, 12:14 PM
Remember, The Apostles don't fight fair either. Christ will be all passive while Peter sneaks up and lops your ear off with his sword.

They invented good cop/bad cop.

JWT

DelicateSound
12-27-2001, 12:20 PM
Its Stephen I'm scared of. After surviving that stoning, he's bitter and TWISTED. He's the kind of Saint that'd bite.

DelicateSound
12-27-2001, 12:40 PM
from Jesus's band. Apparantly Andrew the Fisherman lays down some wikid beats on that b!tch.

I've also heard that Bartholomew really spews some nice vocals. A lot of pent-up emotion that Bart, he is one MEAN MoFo.

KC Elbows
12-27-2001, 04:05 PM
I must admit, those dancing girls on the video for "Turn the Other Cheek" are HOT!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

diego
12-27-2001, 05:11 PM
get with judas,he'got conects with EMPIRE "SOUNDS LIKE SOME 77 SOFTROCK STARSHIP ****" AND DONT FORGET TO COP THE LEADS SOLO---THE POPE:HE DOPE-WITH HIS FIRST SINGLE turning dope to pope.its good ish

btw yall know what moses was smoking.
he forgot to write down his authors comments
I DONT GIVE A **** WHAT,WHEN IT COMES TO LEADING THIS CANYON-EHYO I JUST GOTTA GET ME **** ******.AHEM
thou shall not kill
2-thou shall--=etc

African Tiger
12-27-2001, 05:18 PM
Hey you gotta admit, the man had some Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious chi! :D

Come on, let's see you turn municipal water into a fine Cabernet Savignon!

Chang Style Novice
12-27-2001, 05:55 PM
Chuy's a nice guy. I like him a lot, too.

SanHeChuan
12-27-2001, 06:37 PM
I love that episode of South Park where Satan asked God for advice with his love life and God told him that he would find the balance because hes a Buddhist.

DelicateSound
12-29-2001, 12:52 PM
That's right - the "cheeks" really surprised me!

Then again, its no wonder the chicks were getting saucy in that video, rumour has it they'd drunk about 8 pints of "water" each......

David Jamieson
12-29-2001, 07:37 PM
what about Simon the Magi?

Now there was a guy that was mostly written out of the gospel tales. Though our founding religion friends have a bit to say about him.

hmmmmmn, I wonder why??? :D

Just stirring it up a bit heh heh heh.

anyway, peace and love all you KF'ers it's all good.

peace

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-29-2003, 11:42 PM
sevenstar hit 3k

jesus christ

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-29-2003, 11:48 PM
and it was simply ...

"sounds good."