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  1. Thread: Zombies!

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    It's all the more reason to support Prop 35,...

    It's all the more reason to support Prop 35, which will legalize the free and open carrying rights for a combat ready kwan dao.

    Support Prop 35!
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    I like to keep a retractible blade in my...

    I like to keep a retractible blade in my steel-toes. It makes my eagle claw stance deadly.
  3. Thread: Zombies!

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    His victim of this massacre made a terrible...

    His victim of this massacre made a terrible mistake. He went to the ground like a BJJ black belt.


    Never go to the ground. I'm just surprised that some of the zombies best friends didn't show...
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    NEver do one more than the other. Always punch...

    NEver do one more than the other. Always punch and kick at the same time.

    That way, you find your balance in the Tao.
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    If you want deadly....

    When I really want to do some damage, I go for the left fake leg stance.:cool:
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    I remember one time Su Xi and I tripped acid and...

    I remember one time Su Xi and I tripped acid and did the tiger-crane two man form. We wound up two miles east in the forest, and when I woke up, Su Xi had hamstrung a golden leopard with his bare...
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    I once punched a student of mine so hard he got...

    I once punched a student of mine so hard he got Down Syndrome. It's sad, really. He could have been my best student.
  8. Thread: Mouse style

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    From what I heard recently at Shandong, the only...

    From what I heard recently at Shandong, the only style that can beat Mouse Style is ***** Style.

    But then, I've heard that Doggy Style is the best of the three. Just my two cents.

    Personally,...
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    Clearly you lack high culture if you insist on...

    Clearly you lack high culture if you insist on reading drivel. It's sad, really. I only read foriegn books, mostly from France, and when I wish to engage in zombie literature, I find Pride &...
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    That does make you think, though. Can Satan's...

    That does make you think, though. Can Satan's legions have AIDS? Like, doesn't AIDS die when it comes into contact with oxygen?

    Don't zombies breathe? I mean, they moan, so they must be able to...
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    You obviously have no friggin' clue about what...

    You obviously have no friggin' clue about what you're talking about. Seriously, you've seen too many movies. The infection spread by the unholy hellspawn of Satan's malfeasance is in the saliva,...
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    Groundfighting, fine, but shortsighted...

    During a recent seminar at the commune, I invited a local Brazilian Jiujitsu sensei to give us a rundown on some sweet moves, mostly because my students wanted to see if BJJ was street effective.
    ...
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    God is the creator of all things breathing. ...

    God is the creator of all things breathing.

    You should honor him for this.

    However, I am the creator of all things that aren't breathing anymore.

    Any questions?
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    By foundation, do you mean "scantily clad men"? ...

    By foundation, do you mean "scantily clad men"?

    I'm not saying you did mean that. I was just trying to interpret your " secret codes".
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    Here, sir. Please take my crown.

    Here, sir. Please take my crown.
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    A message to all Olympians and the people that...

    A message to all Olympians and the people that think they're remarkable:
  17. Hence the persona of John Takeshi.

    Hence the persona of John Takeshi.
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    The spiritual tiger of shen hu is roughtly 2400...

    The spiritual tiger of shen hu is roughtly 2400 years old, by my count.

    But the mind of the tiger spiritual is timeless.
  19. Thread: Hello

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    BTW, 1good69. I recently watched your YOUTUBE...

    BTW, 1good69. I recently watched your YOUTUBE video. Clearly you practice Taekwondo. Only a Korean martial artist would bounce around like a flightless duck and let some white guy throw kicks at...
  20. Thread: Hello

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    Done. Here's a little preview. BTW, your school...

    Done. Here's a little preview. BTW, your school is very impressive, Davy.
  21. Thread: Hello

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    Well, I just called Mike Renzo's gym to try and...

    Well, I just called Mike Renzo's gym to try and get a hold of 1bad65. The line was busy, but I soon found out why:
  22. Thread: Hello

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    So, when in Mike Renzo going to post on this...

    So, when in Mike Renzo going to post on this message board to verify your martial arts expertise. I'll get Great Grandmaster Takeshi Ukeno to post here if you can get Mike Renzo to post on your...
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    Go buy a fortune cookie. The cosmic forces are...

    Go buy a fortune cookie.

    The cosmic forces are not so kind. The gods have whispered something into my ear:

    "You're ****ed."
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    Traditions are not meant to keep us rooted in the...

    Traditions are not meant to keep us rooted in the past. Rather, they are methods we employ to keep us eternally in the present. I like to think of it through the metaphor of trees, such that every...
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    The question then becomes whether one can make a...

    The question then becomes whether one can make a distinction between harmful western deceptions and beneficial eastern solutions. And, with the blending of the two, where capitalism then pirates a...
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