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    Shuai Chiao in Portland?

    Hi there KFM.
    Its been a while.
    I was cheating on you with the outside world.

    ... Anyhow... Im in Portland, OR these days, and trying to find some legit Shuai Chiao.

    Found some excellent Muay...
  2. Thread: MA in SA...

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    MA in SA...

    Howdy KFM.
    Im back in san antonio, and it seems that the martial arts landscape has changed pretty drastically over the almost 10 years I have been gone.
    (Surprised to see many familiar names still...
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    Theres a little known maneuver called the radical...

    Theres a little known maneuver called the radical raider... Spock shock, but the middle finger crosses over the pointer, and the ring crosses over the pinky.
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    Dastardly.
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    Oh my my my....

    Its been ages since I checked this board out. Seems there are still quite a few of the vets around posting.
    Good to see.
    I have been away in the frozen god ****ed north with mr. CaptainPickAxe...
  5. 84. Nightmares.

    84. Nightmares.
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    Jesus you are old. ... .......

    Jesus you are old.

    ...






    .......
  7. Thread: owwwww

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    I never get hit because when I took shaolin-do I...

    I never get hit because when I took shaolin-do I learned to focus my chi to one point on my body and make a small explosion that stopped the blow, then run away on my massive pectorals.
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    Poll: Hehe...

    This thread is funny.
    I will say this and only this...
    GM Sin was a nice man when I met him.
    The end.

    ...
    Or The' end...?
    Hmmmm??????????
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    Meh... I got nothin.

    Meh...
    I got nothin.
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    Stop masturbating. .. Or use the other hand.

    Stop masturbating.
    ..
    Or use the other hand.
  11. Thread: MMA threads

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    Poll: Megafoot is either one of the funniest or one of...

    Megafoot is either one of the funniest or one of the dumbest people to ever frequent this forum.
    Either way, makes me laugh.
  12. Thread: Capoeira

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    Out of the few capoeira cats I have sparred with,...

    Out of the few capoeira cats I have sparred with, although none of them were exceptional fighters, they all moved quite well... It was like they all could have fought if they had studied something to...
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    Ill choke you out. :eek: :eek: :eek: ...

    Ill choke you out.
    :eek: :eek: :eek:



    Actually, UFC and many blue moons has made me belligerant, but nonetheless...
    Interesting blog.
    Ill karate chop it if it gets in my way again.
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    You sure are up late, old man. :eek: :eek: :eek:...

    You sure are up late, old man.
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    :rolleyes:
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    "so there is no point in them training it." ...

    "so there is no point in them training it."

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    You know as well as I do that there is. Just not in terms of judo comps.
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    "Jab your way inside" I do, but she says it...

    "Jab your way inside"

    I do, but she says it hurts. Slow and steady is better.
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    First couple of fights, decent. Diego Vs....

    First couple of fights, decent.
    Diego Vs. Koscheck.... Quite possibly hands down the worst fight I have ever seen. Period. Had I paid for this match I would have been ****ed....
    My hat does however...
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    Actually... I was watching some judo vids from...

    Actually...
    I was watching some judo vids from the 70's in japan and the judoka were falling the same as shuai chiao falls... not slapping the mat, but covering the head.

    If a good judoka and a...
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    Never used the first one, but the movements are...

    Never used the first one, but the movements are the same as belt cracking... Looks like a good workout though.
    2nd was a single sided rock pole... Ive got one made of cement. :)

    3rd one.... I...
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    Id get some good pot and bed down with a hooker.

    Id get some good pot and bed down with a hooker.
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    One night I came home really drunk. CPA and a...

    One night I came home really drunk.
    CPA and a friend were with me. For some strange reason we began wrestling in the street, and being drunk I pulled in our friend who was an innocent bystander.
    We...
  22. Thread: biting

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    Last time my dog bit me I bit her back. I got...

    Last time my dog bit me I bit her back.
    I got fur in my mouth.
    *****.
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    That last post seems strangely incoherent there...

    That last post seems strangely incoherent there 7*....
    You must have had a doober.
  24. Thread: Progress

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    Well... A month later... Ive gotten quite a bit...

    Well...
    A month later...
    Ive gotten quite a bit bigger. About 10 pounds.
    Weight I can press and endurance have gotten significantly better.
    Good stuff.
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    Not worked up at all. Just killing time. I...

    Not worked up at all. Just killing time.

    I gave up flying kicks and dim mak as soon as I realized they were bullsh*t. SD is not a fighting art. Its not good for fighting. This is what I have said...
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