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    Celebrity Boxing

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    http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News....ap/index.html

    Tonya Harding vs. Amy Fisher
    Barry Williams vs. Danny Bonaduce

    Rumor has it that Tonya will smash up Barry's knee and Amy will leave with Bonaduce before that match ever happens.
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    I saw the advetisement at first and thought it was a joke
    I expect it to be sad but if I remember it's on I might watch it anyway. I've never been one to stop watching to women go at it
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    Jennifer Lopez vs Tyson anyone?
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    What a sad and pathetic and tawdry display between two white-trash losers. Of course, it's fitting this will be telecast on FOX, a station that caters to the basest instincts in the general population made up of perennial idiots, stoners and maladjusted freaks.

    Man, I can't wait to watch this skank fight!!
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    isn't Simpsons on FOX? How D A R E you..?!
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    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Im just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    I think Tonya will win. She will attack Amy's critial points ver well. Tonya is pure white trash to the bone. I always put my money on white trash when it comes to a cat brawl.

    Of course, if Amy shows up to the the fight with a gun and hides in the hedges....
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    Thumbs up

    Kristoffer,
    Not only the Simpsons, FOX also created the greatest show ever to "cater to the basest instincts in the general population": Married with Children.

    Al Bundy is the greatest.
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    I vote for Tonya. She's an athlete, and we ALL know that being an athlete makes you a better fighter.
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    I'm going with the underdog on this one and pick Amy. Not even Bruce Lee could woop a bullet's @ss!

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    More match-ups:


    Linda Tripp vs. Monica Lewinsky

    O.J. vs. Mike Tyson

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    Re: Amy "Long Island Lolita" vs. Tonya "Clubber" Harding.

    I'd have to go with Lolita. Her stint in the big house was not a pleasant experience. Raped by the guards, no doubt became some biker chiks little beitch. Besides, Tonya didn't even do the clubbing herself. She did it the American way.
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    You forget that Tonya Harding beat up her boyfriend with a hub cap, or as trailer trash people say "some of our good china".

    Then again, Amy most likely had to protect her "womanhood" in prison from a brutal gang lickings.

    I'd say it's an even match. If Amy doesn't take out the trash <rim shot> in the first round, Tonya will be "Hard" to beat.



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    Maybe this fight will go to ground. If we're to believe the propaganda that most fights do, then these two will start to roll around together. Maybe if we're REALLY lucky they'll lock up in a soixante-neuf and lick each other into submission.

    That's when some fat loser will rush in from the crowd and smash Amy's knee with a baton...

    Let's face it, Tonya has this fight in the bag. Anybody who thinks they can take on and defeat hard core trailer trash has never lived in one of these tornado magnets. Any chick who busts her boyfried upside the head with a hubcap has to be the sentimental favorite, IMO.
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    Carter v Odom

    I think I might watch this one...

    There are a ton of pix. I'm only transferring a few here.
    Aaron Carter and Lamar Odom go face-to-face ahead of their celebrity boxing match... days after former pop star shares sonograms of pregnancy with fiancee Melanie Martin
    By KEVIN KAYHART FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

    PUBLISHED: 03:25 EDT, 11 April 2021 | UPDATED: 04:16 EDT, 11 April 2021

    Former pop star Aaron Carter and retired NBA star Lamar Odom are set to face off in a three-round Celebrity Boxing Match scheduled for June 12 at the Showboat Casino in Atlantic City.

    And on Saturday the fighters went face-to-face in a promotional press conference in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

    The animated event comes just three days after Carter posted three sonograms of his pregnancy with fiancee Melanie Martin on social media.


    It's On! Lamar Odom and Aaron Carter attended a press conference in Philadelphia on Saturday in promotion for their upcoming Celebrity Boxing Match scheduled for June 12 at the Showboat Casino in Atlantic City

    The former LA Laker, 41, looked fit and ready in a dark blue tracksuit and sneakers when he and his opponent dropped into the signature boxing pose with their fists in the air.

    Celebrity Boxing Founder Damon Feldman stood in-between the two for a series of promo photos.

    Carter, 33, went with a more trendy streetwise ensemble in distresses blue jeans, a black and white jacket over a gold, white and black-patterned shirt and sneakers.

    On several occasions, Feldman had to play peacemaker when the two amateurs began to taunt one another.


    Ring leader: Celebrity Boxing Founder Damon Feldman stood in-between the two men for a series of promo photos


    On several occasions, Feldman had to play peacemakers when Odom and Carter began to taunt one another

    Hype! There was light pushing and shoving during the event

    In this corner: For the most part, the two fighters exchanged friendly banter and big smiles

    In a move to muster up the energy level, Odom and Carter stared each other down when they stood forward for more photos.

    At 6ft10in, Odom is nine inches taller, but eight years older, than the former child star, who has claimed to have been training hard in the gym with trainer Xavier 'Bad Pads' Biggs.

    'It's gonna be a war, man,' Feldman told TMZ in the lead up to Saturday's presser.

    Both men have reportedly been 'busting their a**es in the gym' over the past few months and 'taking the fight very seriously.'

    Odom signed on for the match on January 20, while Carter inked his contract on November 29 with the hope of facing off against pop superstar Justin Bieber.

    The two combatants have both faced drug addictions in their pasts, which were treated at rehabs in 2011/2017 and 2015, respectively.

    Sporty: The former LA Laker, 41, looked fit and ready in a dark blue tracksuit and sneakers

    Trendy: Carter, 33, wore distressed blue jeans, a black and white jacket over a gold, white and black-patterned shirt and sneakers

    Putting in the prep: Like his opponent, the retired NBA star has been training hard for the fight over the last few months

    Tale of the tape: At age 33 and standing six-foot-one, Carter is eight years younger and nine inches shorter than Odom

    Carter has been riding high since he and fiance Melanie Martin revealed they have a baby on the way on social media in early March.

    Earlier this week, the Aaron's Party (Come Get It) singer updated his Instagram fans and followers by sharing three sonogram photos.

    'We're pregnant so blessed to have such an amazing woman Mommy and daddy to Be @missmelaniemartin @aaroncarter. 'Let's do this baby,' he wrote in the caption of a short video he posted on April 7.


    Support: Carter attended the promotional stop with his pregnant fiancee Melanie Martin

    Loved up: The would-be mother planted a kiss on her man's cheek as cameras flashed away

    Baby news: Carter announced he and Martin were expecting a baby in early March

    In the video Carter could be heard talking from behind the camera: 'Alright guys -- here's out little baby. She's eight weeks and we have a very healthy baby.'

    He added, 'I'm very excited to share this with you guys. We love. Thank you for all the support. Here, her or she is.'

    Their pending bundle of joy comes on the heels of Martin suffering a devastating miscarriage due to stress last June, which came just days before they announced their engagement.

    Proud: Carter showed off three sonograms of the couple's pending bundle of joy in a video he posted on Instagram on Wednesday

    Excited: In the Instagram video, Carter could be heard talking from behind the camera: 'Alright guys -- here's out little baby. She's eight weeks and we have a very healthy baby'

    Sadness to joy: Their pending bundle of joy comes on the heels of Martin suffering a devastating miscarriage due to stress last June
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