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    OT: How much cheese?

    How much cheese could your butt-cheeks squeeze if your butt-cheeks could squeeze cheese?

    Is this a new tongue twister for a new millenium, or a serious question? Or both?

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    Theoretically, your butt cheeks can squeeze cheese. The amount would obviously depend on the size of the butt cheeks doing the squeezing. I hope no one goes stickin cheese up their butt trying to find out how much it can squeeze.
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    my butt cheeks squeeze cheese every time I do cheese gong.

    I know this can be normal but I do wonder sometimes how
    much is too much.

    and what flavor should it be?

    gorgonzola or meunster?
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    What type of cheese are we talking here??
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    Smile

    Thanks. I'll be "borrowing" that. Anything to amuse the kiddies.
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    {best Erkle voice}

    did somebody say....CHEESE?!

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize for the above silliness. I was a bit intoxicated last night!

    And as Wallace said, "It's like no cheese I've ever tasted."

    Wallace and Gromit rule!
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    now this is just plain cheesy
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
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