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  1. #1
    What does it suggest for:

    Can of SPAM
    Carton of milk (half full)
    4 sheets of lasagne pasta
    Cat food
    salt
    pepper
    chillies (dried)



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    1. Feed the spam to the cat.

    2. spread cat food on shards of uncooked pasta.

    3. Using the thumb and index finger, see how many shards you can get to stick to the ceiling by flipping them up there.

    4. Stuff the chile with vitamins, season to taste and roast for 20 minutes in a 325 degree oven.

    5. Swallow the chile whole, wash down with milk.

    6. Go to the grocery store.

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    LOL! You're a genius!

    But I have enough cat food for the cat and the pasta flicking, so I'm not going to waste good Spam on that mangy creature!

    Mmmmmchiliesstuffedwithspam!

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    chilies stuffed with spam would be tasty, imo.

    but I eat vienna sausages, the epitome of parts is parts.


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    weren't you guys talking about the merits of vegetenarianism?

    or was it vampirism?

    I get those two confused sometimes.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Yuk. Vienna sausages are desperation food. If i'm down and out enough to eat those, you can be sure I'm washing them down with a nice can of Sterno.

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    jes shews yer parents didn' raise ye up right.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    I can see this post finally got interesting!

    Vienna sausages, as disgusting as they are, are the number uno food if you are in a boat, fishing. My dad raised my right. I mean, with the heat, the fishing, the rocking of the boat, vienna sausages look like t-bone steak after only a few hours. I could however, do without the goo that comes with them in the can. Gross.

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    oh, but that stuff makes em slide right down your throat.
    plus, it's flammable and can be used as fire starter.
    and it makes good suntan lotion.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Are you lot still speaking English?

    Vienna sausages in goo?

    Sterno?
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    Take your pic
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    or this brand
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    or my favorite brand


    Serpent, maybe these will tide you over till RF posts her pics
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    MMm. They look meaty-good!
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    sterno is a kind of semi-gelatinous cooking fuel-in-a-can. Sometimes used for heating Fondue pots and chafing dishes. It contains methanol, which is a nasty low-end way to get real drunk and then maybe die.

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