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  • Unlock IS-Dfr. Merge all S-D threads together so it clears 1000 posts!

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  1. #9016
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    AH it's even easier for me... I'll just look them in the eye kinda like I'm sizing up a steak to grill & tell them how I've gone to jail for less than them. I figure if I'm cleaning one of my weapons (CMA or Western) to emphasize their discovery of worth has dropped below the value of an Italian Lira... they'll get the point.

    Regardless of the fact I've never seen a jail except for A&E, Discovery, TLC & NatGeo...

    Also to back me up my step-daughter's dad had said he'll be there with me cleaning said instruments of destruction but to drive his point home... he'll stand up. He's 6'4" & +/- 350 Lbs... and a chiropractor
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    I'm having a baby girl (well, technically my wife is the one having her) this summer, so this is information I need to read up on.

    Hopefully I can get back into MA pretty soon and study up for the next 18 years. I'd love to show my daughter's first boyfriend how a kimura works, ya know, just to make sure he understands.
    "Prepare your mind..." "For a mind explosion!"
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  3. #9018
    KC, I've copied it and saved it to my computer. I'm going to be needing that in 10 years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwaichang View Post
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    feel free to print and use, I will hhahahahahahahahah KC
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    Thanks KC I will share that with my girlfriend....she has 2 girls....who are going to be a handful....sorry I didn't have more time to visit with you Sat.....next time try to make my class....I would appreciate your input.
    See you in March.
    BQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueTravesty View Post
    I'm having a baby girl (well, technically my wife is the one having her) this summer, so this is information I need to read up on.

    Hopefully I can get back into MA pretty soon and study up for the next 18 years. I'd love to show my daughter's first boyfriend how a kimura works, ya know, just to make sure he understands.
    I understand totally. It is my new motivation to keep training.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    My daughter

    I have telescoping nunchucks by the door already, and my 2 big dogs do a good job when anyone rings the bell. My son suggested a shotgun (I'm a single mom). Fortuneately, my 13year old daughter attends a girls high school, but ya never know! She also shows a shocking amount of sense (I didn't at that age...).

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    Daddy's Girls

    My 14 year old girl has no plans on dating seriously until after college. She knows girls her age who are sexually active, and thinks them reckless. I hope this doesn't change. If it does, she knows enough techniques to be certain that if "no" doesn't mean "no", she can break the jerk in various places rather quickly. Her 8 year old sister is following in her footsteps, and is into MA a lot more than her big sister.
    I'm still printing that application though.
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    So has there been any word from Mas Judt on 'the real roots of SD"? I saw the post a while ago about the Kuntao martial arts of Indonesia... was wondering if he had made any headway regarding those somewhat cryptic posts he made...
    sorry, my time is limited and it is like nailing jelly to a tree digging up what I'm looking for.
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    Nail harder, Mas... I'm interested in what you dig up!

    (Although if it's nailing jelly to a tree, would that be 'nail softer'? 'Nail more gently'? I dunno...)

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  12. #9027
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    Um, Soup Sandwich is SS not SD. Maybe Soup Dujour?
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    Sorry, sometimes I forget you guys have that special secret internal sauce where people throw themselves and you don't have to do anything except collect tuition.

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    I like soup, and sandwiches. A soup sandwich must be good, right?
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  14. #9029
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    Someone once told me about a shop in Orlando, somewhere on Colonial or thereabouts that sells "soup buns" and "soup dumplings." They sound really good (basically a bun or dumpling with soup inside.) Might have to look around next time I decide to brave I-4.
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    Anyone else catch the Kuntaw article in the latest issue where they claim the term Kuntaw may come from the Indonesian phrase for Kung Fu Do?
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