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    Animal style! (mildly OT)

    Humans sweat, we have a thumb, and we have cognitive thinking ability (or at least most of us do) ...

    If you could have the natural defense of any single animal, which would it be (What animal, what defense?)?
    Why?

    Ill give my answer in a bit.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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    Im biased so I would have to say the praying mantis.
    its hunting techniques and lighting fast reflexes say it all. oh and the forearms studded with razor sharp spikes is a nice feature to boot!
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    I'd stick with the human animal, we have trigger fingers....
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    Originally posted by EarthDragon
    Im biased so I would have to say the praying mantis.
    its hunting techniques and lighting fast reflexes say it all. oh and the forearms studded with razor sharp spikes is a nice feature to boot!
    If praying mantis is so good, how come males always lose their heads?
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    "If praying mantis is so good, how come males always lose their heads?"

    Yeah, gotta say that I like getting head a lot better than losing one.





    Im not sure... ***** toads are pretty hardcore... They have spikes and shoot blood from their eyes.
    I cant think of many people who wouldnt be a little shook up if I started shooting blood at them via my eye sockets.
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    Whatever snake (some type of cobra I think) that spits venom. I'd love to be able to hock up a big nasty one and blind somebody w/ a good loogie.

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    Platypi. They have poison spurs, and they can sense other animals bioelectricity without having to see them visually. Platypi pwn.
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    they lose thier heads cuz the biatches bite them off after they cum. what a way to go eh?

    still in the insect world they are bad a$$
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    If you think they'd sh!t a brick when you squirt blood out of yer eyeballs at em, imagine what they'll do when they grab you and suddenly feel 10,000 volts!

    Yeah, electric eels have the ultimate anti-grappling technique!
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