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    Sword hotties

    I'll start. Here's a sword hottie.
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    I sshouldn't be doing this at work cause I have drool everywhere and nobody will sit by me now
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    I dont usually smoke this brand, but Ill do it for you.
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    I know i haven't put up a sword yet

    but this is a much better weapon
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    I dont usually smoke this brand, but Ill do it for you.
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    Now here's a thread after my own heart...

    I'm just going to start with our archived e-zine film reviews.

    Sword Hotties:

    Uma Thurman

    Milla Jojovich

    Karen Shepard

    Zhang Ziyi

    Michelle Yeoh (no sword pics )

    Cheng Pei Pei (the original sword babe)

    Other Cold Arm hotties:

    Jennifer Garner (do sai count?)

    Lucy Liu (does a keibo count?)

    Gun hotties:

    Charlize Theron (no sword but an honorable mention as an Academy Award winner)

    Cameron, Demi, Drew and Lucy (no swords and that's why the movies sucked )

    Ahhh, that was fun. After a quick cold shower, I'm going back to work...
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    Greetings,

    This one started it all. (EDIT-- For me that is) (If she came to see me tonight I would not turn her away; I'd be bumpin and grinding for a glimpse of Valhalla):

    http://enworld.org/Inzeladun/conan/valeriamovie.htm


    Other favorites:

    Anita Mui

    Joey Wang

    Hui Ying Hung





    mickey
    Last edited by mickey; 04-10-2006 at 05:08 PM.

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    well that came outta nowhere

    [QUOTE=mickey]Greetings,

    This one started it all (If she came to see me tonight I would not turn her away; I'd be bumpin and grinding for a glimpse of Valhalla):

    http://enworld.org/Inzeladun/conan/valeriamovie.htm


    Other favorites:

    Anita Mui

    Joey Wang

    Hui Ying Hung


    She was nice but b lin and and li li li are my favs. don't know if lily ever had a sword, but she had to have. Can't think of any amricans so nice job mickey. And I actually get that site, that'll keep me busy till 1 tonight at work.



    thanks a lot
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    I dont usually smoke this brand, but Ill do it for you.
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    mickey, what's going on, I had a problem when i explored that site

    it's about dungeons and dragons I like games like pokemon and digimon
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    I dont usually smoke this brand, but Ill do it for you.
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    That is a D&D site,

    I couldn't find better pictures.


    Actually Bergman gave it the push in America. She was a dancer in real life. She handled the choreography well. Chinese heroines figured prominently in Chinese cinema and in Opera. In history, the Yang family for example, had female warriors.



    mickey

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    Azumi

    Azumi is Aya Ueto. I just caught the the original (2003) by Ryuhei Kitamura (director of Versus - and Versus 2 is in production!) There's an Azumi 2, which was done in 2005. I must check that out. Azumi is an orphan assassin surrounded by ninjas, ronin and samurai, all with really bad hair and way too much thigh exposed. It's pure popcorn and Azumi wears a cute little keikogi top that's white and purple, shows off her glorious legs, and looks spectacular when splattered with blood. A definite sword hottie!
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    More Azumi

    Here's a nice Azumi shot. Not that I'm surfing the web for Azumi shots... OK, I'm going back to work now...
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    Tony Jacobs

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    Seven Swords & Charlie

    I wasn't a huge fan of Seven Swords, but I know others like it. I'm not a big fan of the main Seven Swords hottie, Charlie Yeung Choi-Nei either. I think the first time I noticed her was in Jackie's New Police Story, and I thought she was just trying to be Maggie Cheung.

    Ahhh, Maggie. Forgive me. You're my ultimate sword hottie and I should have mentioned you much earlier on this thread.
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    Thumbs up gene

    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing
    I wasn't a huge fan of Seven Swords, but I know others like it. I'm not a big fan of the main Seven Swords hottie, Charlie Yeung Choi-Nei either. I think the first time I noticed her was in Jackie's New Police Story, and I thought she was just trying to be Maggie Cheung.

    Ahhh, Maggie. Forgive me. You're my ultimate sword hottie and I should have mentioned you much earlier on this thread.

    Without trying I always seem to be going against you, well here I go again. Could you please put a brigitte lin sword picture up there , i keep searching amazon, and i can't find any freaking pictures of her with all sites blocked here at my work. And that is another topic I think I will bring up but for now i will say to you that maggie cheung is a hot sword woman, in hero, brigittle lin is consistent and never needs great makeup or outstanding wardrobe to make her look er best. When b lin wakes up in the morning she doesn...

    I love maggie cheung, just think she is hotter in modern movies like supercop and iceman cometh. But even as great as she looked in hero, no match for my woman. I figure she will be over 50 when i am getting up to 30, you watchme, i'll get her(if hieronim doesn't first).
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    I dont usually smoke this brand, but Ill do it for you.
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing
    Azumi is Aya Ueto. I just caught the the original (2003) by Ryuhei Kitamura (director of Versus - and Versus 2 is in production!) There's an Azumi 2, which was done in 2005. I must check that out. Azumi is an orphan assassin surrounded by ninjas, ronin and samurai, all with really bad hair and way too much thigh exposed. It's pure popcorn and Azumi wears a cute little keikogi top that's white and purple, shows off her glorious legs, and looks spectacular when splattered with blood. A definite sword hottie!
    Totally agree with you! The only problem being that, while I felt the same in 2003, if you're living in Japan you seriously can't get away from Aya Ueto - she's like, EVERYWHERE. Imagine any product, and she'll be on the poster for it.

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    I wasn't a huge fan of Seven Swords, but I know others like it. I'm not a big fan of the main Seven Swords hottie, Charlie Yeung Choi-Nei either. I think the first time I noticed her was in Jackie's New Police Story, and I thought she was just trying to be Maggie Cheung.
    Wow
    Gene you are hard core I thought this was a light topic and you just crushed my world. Thanks, you know what they say about payback....

    http://www.flashlegsrare.com/Classic...ette%20Lin.jpg

    http://www.international.ucla.edu/cm...rigittelin.jpg
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    "...Therefore the truly great man dwells on what is real
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    On the fruit and not the flower.
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