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    Sword hotties

    I'll start. Here's a sword hottie.
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    I sshouldn't be doing this at work cause I have drool everywhere and nobody will sit by me now
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    I dont usually smoke this brand, but Ill do it for you.
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    I know i haven't put up a sword yet

    but this is a much better weapon
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    I dont usually smoke this brand, but Ill do it for you.
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    Now here's a thread after my own heart...

    I'm just going to start with our archived e-zine film reviews.

    Sword Hotties:

    Uma Thurman

    Milla Jojovich

    Karen Shepard

    Zhang Ziyi

    Michelle Yeoh (no sword pics )

    Cheng Pei Pei (the original sword babe)

    Other Cold Arm hotties:

    Jennifer Garner (do sai count?)

    Lucy Liu (does a keibo count?)

    Gun hotties:

    Charlize Theron (no sword but an honorable mention as an Academy Award winner)

    Cameron, Demi, Drew and Lucy (no swords and that's why the movies sucked )

    Ahhh, that was fun. After a quick cold shower, I'm going back to work...
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    Greetings,

    This one started it all. (EDIT-- For me that is) (If she came to see me tonight I would not turn her away; I'd be bumpin and grinding for a glimpse of Valhalla):

    http://enworld.org/Inzeladun/conan/valeriamovie.htm


    Other favorites:

    Anita Mui

    Joey Wang

    Hui Ying Hung





    mickey
    Last edited by mickey; 04-10-2006 at 05:08 PM.

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    well that came outta nowhere

    [QUOTE=mickey]Greetings,

    This one started it all (If she came to see me tonight I would not turn her away; I'd be bumpin and grinding for a glimpse of Valhalla):

    http://enworld.org/Inzeladun/conan/valeriamovie.htm


    Other favorites:

    Anita Mui

    Joey Wang

    Hui Ying Hung


    She was nice but b lin and and li li li are my favs. don't know if lily ever had a sword, but she had to have. Can't think of any amricans so nice job mickey. And I actually get that site, that'll keep me busy till 1 tonight at work.



    thanks a lot
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    I dont usually smoke this brand, but Ill do it for you.
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    mickey, what's going on, I had a problem when i explored that site

    it's about dungeons and dragons I like games like pokemon and digimon
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    I dont usually smoke this brand, but Ill do it for you.
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    That is a D&D site,

    I couldn't find better pictures.


    Actually Bergman gave it the push in America. She was a dancer in real life. She handled the choreography well. Chinese heroines figured prominently in Chinese cinema and in Opera. In history, the Yang family for example, had female warriors.



    mickey

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    Sword Hottie for Gene

    Hey Gene, saw this magazine cover the other day and thought of you.

    http://www2.noticiasdot.com/mas18/ba...n-Stuff-05.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Fox View Post
    Hey Gene, saw this magazine cover the other day and thought of you.

    http://www2.noticiasdot.com/mas18/ba...n-Stuff-05.jpg
    You Sir, are a man of exquisite taste !
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    ugh. Tila.

    She's the definition of butterface.
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    I'm with MK...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    ugh. Tila.

    She's the definition of butterface.
    gotta agree with MK. her body isn't even that great. she just lucked out thats all that is. thats right i the anti hater is hatin' on that sknaky broad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    ugh. Tila.

    She's the definition of butterface.
    Quote Originally Posted by herb ox View Post
    I'm with MK...
    Quote Originally Posted by doug maverick View Post
    gotta agree with MK. her body isn't even that great. she just lucked out thats all that is. thats right i the anti hater is hatin' on that sknaky broad.
    I'm with You's Guys. Even in this obviously touched up photo, she only looks OK. Check out some non touched up photos, BARF! Looks like any club rat skank.

    The ultimate myspace Bi-*****. Edit: come on, we cant say Wh0re? that is in the bible aint it? Just like **** and hell, DOH!

    I mean, there are much hotter chicks on the internet, how did she get her own show. Pathetic what some people watch nowaday.
    Last edited by HtownShaolinBum; 02-21-2008 at 01:22 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    You Sir, are a man of exquisite taste !
    Yeah.... that katana IS from MA Mart, right?

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