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    Quote Originally Posted by unkokusai View Post
    LOL!


    Now this is entertainment!
    Hypothetical phone call (in NEVER happened)

    A: hello, pink walrus kung fu center, how can I help you?

    B: Hi, I'd like directions to your school, or how about your HOUSE

    A: who is this?

    B: I'm the twice removed 3rd cousin of a friend of the guy you insulted on the internet

    A: oh wooops

    B: I understand you don't want to actually fight, you want to 'save face"

    A: yeah, yeah, I want to save face

    B: great, I'll help you 'save face', I'll cut your face off and put it in my refrigerator and save it

    A: if you come near me I'll shoot you

    B: please try

    A: I got a restraining order on you!

    B: really? on a Sunday? the judge came in and signed it on a Sunday? And I was served with it?

    A: uh, I'll get a restraining order

    B: great, you do that....
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    B: great, I'll help you 'save face', I'll cut your face off and put it in my refrigerator and save it
    LOL. Twisted!
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  3. #123
    it has to be the best line I ever heard, uh, of course it never happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Keep talking sh!t while you can. You guys will get what's coming to you.

  5. #125
    Quote Originally Posted by Flying-Monkey View Post
    Keep talking sh!t while you can. You guys will get what's coming to you.
    so, I was right, any minute now a challenge from Japan!

    Go back and get the cliff notes, I didn't challenge anyone, I just accepted, then the fun began
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying-Monkey View Post
    Keep talking sh!t while you can. You guys will get what's coming to you.
    I have a case of the squirts today, is that what you mean?
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  7. #127
    I think maybe it means if we keep talking sh!t then we'll be visited by the Knights of Standards and Practices

    Or maybe Gene will come knocking on the door late at night with a spear
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    I am in Japan. It would be silly to challenge you while I am here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying-Monkey View Post
    I am in Japan. It would be silly to challenge you while I am here.
    BINGO! That would be correct, but the saber rattling is sort of the same thing don't you think?

    Personally, I think you're taking yourself way too seriously... do you somehow think Chief Fox and I are actually setting up sledge hammers at 2 am?
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

  10. #130
    BINGO ??????gorilla pie man don't you mean

    "ooawww chumoan."lolololol

    you know it you know it..........."ooawww chumoan."lolololol

    "Personally, I think you're taking yourself way too seriously... "

    yeah chill have a pie,but don't take any from gorrilla pie man lolololololool

    "ooawww chumoan."lolololol
    Last edited by Sui; 11-02-2006 at 02:22 PM.

  11. #131
    (the following post is not intended to insult the mentally retarded)

    Have you ever seen a mentally retarded kid just standing there and laughing out loud? In his mind he is thinking of something really funny, but his complete inability to share his thoughts with others is really sad... some people point and say "look at that tard" but others can appreciate that it isn't their fault they are deficient in some way. Then there are those who simply are proud of how ignorant and uneducated they are, and still think they are funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Ross, challenges people then says ill get my guys to fight yours, too busy eating pies again ross?

    Sui,

    See LAMA PIE fat master goes from thread to thread challenging people to eating pies. Cream puff kid!!

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    Gene closed down the other forum, was getting hot as a pie over there! ah well, the problem is ross cant stop eating and eating, rolling with the cream.

  14. #134
    yeah got me down to a tee,at least i'm in peace,you on the other are full of pie gorrilla man

    "I think maybe it means if we keep talking sh!t then we'll be visited by the Knights of Standards and Practices" quote from yes you know.

    talking Sh!te is your specialty.lolololololol

    "ooawww chumoan."lolololol
    you know and answer to the gorrilla pie man,you fat B@stard who ate the pie ,you know and thats all that matters.hahahahahahaahahah

  15. #135
    sh!t gene's gonna bann some -one off see ya later gorrilla pie man i'm running

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