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    OI ok loserz

    if u think u can takeZ me on I challengge u to a hard_CCORE master battle like in dragon ball z. Once i beat up 7 people with just my left hand using korean kung fu boxing ninja.

    I ONCE TOOK DRUGZ AND HAD SEX

    So if you think you can take me on remember what a wise man said:

    Know not what your enemy's strength is but what your oWn inner peace will be after deffeating an enemy in battle.

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    because I feel sorry for you I'm gon go ahead and answer your original question....I'm calling ninjitsu...the karate folk with no ninjitsy knowledge will no doubt disagree, but that's my answer...unless we're talking ancient eygtian fire fist...that's a whole nother freakin story....imo...do NOT f*uck with those dudes!!!!






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    You've been playing too much street fighter.
    practice wu de


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    I ONCE TOOK DRUGZ AND HAD SEX
    well, i guess that rules xebby out.

    i wonder who this ass puppet is. any guesses?
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    Hi KKM!!!!!!!

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    Actually, it kinda feels like Xebby, but a Xebby from before there was a Xebby. You know, it's like a MPD/LSD flashback induced by sexual frustration and too much McDonald's.
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    Originally posted by rubthebuddha
    well, i guess that rules xebby out.

    i wonder who this ass puppet is. any guesses?
    Big Gay Al from South Park?

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    KungFuNinja,

    Your ignorance is unexcuseable. Everyone knows that if your martial arts didn't come from Italy then its fake...plain and simple. If your white belt material doesn't consist of riding a vespa around saying "Ciao" while drinking a Cafe Latte, then it is surely a knockoff. My master beat Moussalini in a indian leg wrestling match to the death, then proceeded to river dance on Napoleon's face. He can also break 18 brinks with interpretive dance or pantomime alone! He goes by the name of Master Jerry from the East Side and he used to kill Albanian spies for the Canadian government. He's the sole creator of every single martial art in the universe (yes, the universe. Aliens kidnapped him and took him to their home planet when they saw how powerful he was) The gods speak to him...

    His mom told me so...
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    You already only have three fingers left on one hand, why would you want to risk more???
    i only have 4 finger nails left.

    seriously.

    its all from that wierd thing they thought was chicken pox. i swear on my fathers grave that five finger nails are gone and one thumb nail is deatached at the it base but still connected at the tip.

    it doesnt hurt or anything, but try picking your nose with no finger nails. it's a *****.
    where's my beer?

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    even simple effect of alkyhol puts my peepee down, so im sure it wasnt me who took the drugs and had sex

    i bow for this kid
    he is one level above me
    cos he had sex

    but at the same time
    hes a n00b
    so that puts me 5 level above him
    cos i posted more LSD and mcdonalds stuff
    so this kid should bow for me

    but at the same time
    my acomplishes are divided between me and volcano
    so that puts me myself one on 2.5 levels above him actually
    so means this kid still bow for me
    but not like i would bow for him before or how he should bow for me when i was more levels above me acording to the calculations but bow like this now time uppon the based new directories given my the latest and more accurate results.
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    NAMAT beats ninja boxing.
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    I've added to my sig, and decreased the size of my ever shrinking peepee
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    i thought namat basically WAS ninja boxing.

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    Originally posted by kungfuninja
    Oi, so what style do you do then? some **** like mega fist? chinese ninja boxing is an ancient style and i could waste you any day.

    As for karate vs. ninja, who would win?



    "There is no style more powerful than chinese ninja boxing, except that of the soul. The spirit of the samurai is indomitable"
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    Kungfuninja, I too have been abused and not tolerated (probably on racist grounds) like you. I dream that someday a forum will exist free from the discrimination of non-spiritual and unenlightened practitioners.

    Maybe we should train sometime, my mate Andy is very skilled in Judo kicking techniques.

    Rise above these unpleasant folk.

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