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  1. #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by diego View Post
    I personnally subscribe to the doggie stance whilst eating tacos if ya knaw what I'm saying



    and all that...
    *facepalm*
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  2. #92
    Quote Originally Posted by diego View Post
    I personnally subscribe to the doggie stance whilst eating tacos if ya knaw what I'm saying

    and all that...
    I think I can visualize what you're saying, but I have no frame of reference to "know" what you've stated, in a Biblical sense. So, when you're "eating the taco" or "tossing the taco salad" of your cellmate, does he sing romantic music? Also, is it customary to thank him for a lovely dinner, and stand when he gets up from the "table"? Also, who pays the meal?

    And, does he invite you back to his place, or you to yours?

    I'm not interested, but I felt like I should reach out to you because you're obviously in need of some serious help.
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    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
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    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    Ashida Kim taught me everything I ever needed to know about the missile dropkick.

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    this is what I think of this thread: http://youtube.com/watch?v=oPlfzFZGl0o

  4. #94
    This is what I think of you:

    http://www.iwishiwasashaolinninja.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Takeshi View Post
    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    Ashida Kim taught me everything I ever needed to know about the missile dropkick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seppukku View Post
    This is what I think of you:

    http://www.iwishiwasashaolinninja.com
    you love the WENG WEN dirty *******, don't front. u sip pee thinking it's ku all about "MY WENG WENG, IT'S MY WENG WENG" HAHA you such a nerd...

  6. #96
    Ill refrain from having you banned and simply assume that you're just mad because your late supper over a particularly messy taco last night exploded in your face for some reason and left a bad taste in your mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Takeshi View Post
    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    Ashida Kim taught me everything I ever needed to know about the missile dropkick.

  7. #97
    You know what? I'm not going to ignore this. I won't have you banned, Diego, but I want to set up a fight.

    Where? When? We'll settle this like a couple of men.......well, like a man and whatever it is you are.

    When are you getting paroled? Maybe I could get you out on a work release and then put in some work....

    I think I know the cameraman from the Ashida Kim South African title fight. He might give us a premium on the equipment rigging. You can have the video rights so long as I get the video game rights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Takeshi View Post
    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    Ashida Kim taught me everything I ever needed to know about the missile dropkick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seppukku View Post
    You know what? I'm not going to ignore this. I won't have you banned, Diego, but I want to set up a fight.

    Where? When? We'll settle this like a couple of men.......well, like a man and whatever it is you are.

    When are you getting paroled? Maybe I could get you out on a work release and then put in some work....

    I think I know the cameraman from the Ashida Kim South African title fight. He might give us a premium on the equipment rigging. You can have the video rights so long as I get the video game rights.
    I think if we gonna make this official we really should set up a new thread for the event after we ruin everyone elses threads...anything else wouldn't be righteous. So are you going to bring stilts to the big matchup? I think it's good when a man can see eye to eye with the weng weng he about to kick the snot out of.

  9. #99
    So you think I'm short because I'm asian? Well, you're wrong. I'm not short. In fact, I'm so long that it hurts sometimes.

    Stilts? Why are you being so racist against me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Takeshi View Post
    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    Ashida Kim taught me everything I ever needed to know about the missile dropkick.

  10. #100
    BTW, I'm not going to ear grind you. I'm going to bite your ear off, chew and grind it up, and then feed it back to you like a mother bird regurgitating her truck to her hatchlings.

    And then I'm going to smack your mother on her bottom.
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    http://www.freewebs.com/shaolinninjitsu/
    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Takeshi View Post
    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    Ashida Kim taught me everything I ever needed to know about the missile dropkick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seppukku View Post
    So you think I'm short because I'm asian? Well, you're wrong. I'm not short. In fact, I'm so long that it hurts sometimes.

    Stilts? Why are you being so racist against me?
    lol paranoid? I know I'm your father but I was drunk that night in the back alley of kazahkstan when brought you into this world...no idea ya moms was asian...thought it was a mule, whew ( wipes brow) you can imagine the embarrassment I've felt.

  12. #102
    Quote Originally Posted by diego View Post
    lol paranoid? I know I'm your father but I was drunk that night in the back alley of kazahkstan when brought you into this world...no idea ya moms was asian...thought it was a mule, whew ( wipes brow) you can imagine the embarrassment I've felt.
    That's simply not true. My father was a stud, not a mule. BTW, I don't know why you're wiping your brow now, unless you just ate a messy taco and have some sour cream on your forehead. That's just gross.

    Plus, you should still be embarrassed. Playing the passive with a mule isn't a show of your love for nature, and blaming it on the alcohol is really just another way of foisting the responsibility onto others. You need to admit that you have a problem. So you like being mounted by mules when you eat tacos. Big whoop. I'm worried about your liver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Takeshi View Post
    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    Ashida Kim taught me everything I ever needed to know about the missile dropkick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seppukku View Post
    That's simply not true. My father was a stud, not a mule. BTW, I don't know why you're wiping your brow now, unless you just ate a messy taco and have some sour cream on your forehead. That's just gross.

    Plus, you should still be embarrassed. Playing the passive with a mule isn't a show of your love for nature, and blaming it on the alcohol is really just another way of foisting the responsibility onto others. You need to admit that you have a problem. So you like being mounted by mules when you eat tacos. Big whoop. I'm worried about your liver.
    SPEAK ENGLISH

  14. #104
    Fite me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Takeshi View Post
    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    Ashida Kim taught me everything I ever needed to know about the missile dropkick.

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    LOL! This is good stuff!

    Monkey-boy ran out of viagra for his stupid little "don't pick on me!" board!


    "1. Don't **** me off.

    2. Refer to 1."

    3. Please don't ear-grind me"


    LOL!

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