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Thread: 100 things GENE CHING wants for his 44th BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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    100 things GENE CHING wants for his 44th BIRTHDAY!!!!!

    1. Feiyue burkenstocks.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    I never wear birks...

    ...I wear Ipaths.

    2. MK to stop deleting his cooler threads.
    Gene Ching
    Publisher www.KungFuMagazine.com
    Author of Shaolin Trips
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    Holy crap 44

    3 Cane

    4 martialartsmart.com cane instructional

    5 prunes

    6 depends

    7 seniorette nacho ninjas

    8 viagra
    Bless you

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    9. A copy of preacher's new autobiography "Mein Kampf"

    10. His own Shaolin Taco (tm) franchise

    11. A t-shirt that says "if the trainer's a rocking don't come a knocking"
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post

    10. His own Shaolin Taco (tm) franchise

    "

    Dude, that's like giving Ray Croc a McDonalds for his birthday

    12 AARP membership
    Bless you

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    13. Nunchuk skills

    14. Computer skills

    15. Bo staff skills
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    16. Pimp Skills

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    17. flan with a candle on it

    18. an "exclusive" with Maggie Q

    19. a copy of Edison Chen's little black book
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    20. to have lucas wish him a happy birthday.


    Happy Birthday Gene

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    You say it's your birthday
    It's my birthday too, yeah
    They say it's your birthday
    We're gonna have a good time
    I'm glad it's your birthday
    Happy birthday to you

    Yes we're going to a party party
    Yes we're going to a party party
    Yes we're going to a party party.

    I would like you to dance
    (Birthday)
    Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
    (Birthday)
    I would like you to dance
    (Birthday)
    Dance

    I would like you to dance
    (Birthday)
    Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
    (Birthday)
    I would like you to dance
    (Birthday)
    Dance

    You say it's your birthday
    It's my birthday too, yeah
    They say it's your birthday
    We're gonna have a good time
    I'm glad it's your birthday
    Happy birthday to you
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    21. To be 21 again.

    22. To Bring the Mullet Back.

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    I"m old, I have no idea what the "rick roll" thing is??????
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    I"m old, I have no idea what the "rick roll" thing is??????
    http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    23. Saffron thongs

    24. His iron-crotch tugged after the kids go to sleep
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

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