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Thread: 100 things GENE CHING wants for his 44th BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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    I already have a Yoda light saber...

    46. Some one to ban. It's like the forum version of blowing out candles. Yes, I made a wish.

    47. Links to all my old B-day threads... oh nevermind, I'll get them myself.
    2002
    Not sure what happened to 2003 - 2004 was a Saturday
    2005
    2006
    2007
    Gene Ching
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    Author of Shaolin Trips
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    48. Links to naked pics of master killer
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    I can't believe I even clicked that...

    49. For lkfmdc to call me an idiot within the next 9 hours... oh please, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    49. For lkfmdc to call me an idiot within the next 9 hours... oh please, please.
    You are our leader, and I love our leader, I am loyal, I seek out the enemies of our leader, and I point him to funny links
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    50. A beautiful framed picture from his favorite forum member, LKFMDC
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    HBD, Gene.
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    "Who dies first," he mumbled through smashed and bloody lips.

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    51. Get's together with Royal and Masterkiller to sing...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vmGA...eature=related
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


    People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene

    Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.

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    52. A bottle of valium to help him forget #51

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    53. The complete Jean Claude Van Damme collection

    54. Sock puppets dressed as ninjas

    55. Better trolls on his forum

    56. Kid Niki (Kid Ninja) for the NES
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
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    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

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    57. Shinobi for playstation
    Bless you

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    58. Shinobi for the Sega Saturn
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
    ~ Mark Twain

    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
    ~ Joe Lewis

    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
    ~ Author unknown

    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

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    59 Shinobi for atari

    60 punchout for nintendo

    61 shinobi, japanese tranny escort, for tigerclaw foundation party date
    Bless you

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    Greetings,


    62) Sifu John Allen and the staff of Green Dragon Studios on the cover of Kung Fu Magazine

    63) Gene Chicoine on the cover of Kung Fu Magazin



    mickey

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    64. A picture of The Green Grass Monk posing with Chan Heung
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
    ~ Mark Twain

    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
    ~ Joe Lewis

    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
    ~ Author unknown

    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

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    HBD, Gene.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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