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    Thumbs down Disney to produce Kung Fu Snow White

    I sh!t you not.

    http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=12206

    from the site

    Disney to produce a Kung Fu version of SNOW WHITE! No, I'm not jerking ya off! No, Seriously! Dopey Fu!
    Harry here... and the world has just gotten weirder. Way weirder. I'm talking really weirder. Walt Disney Studios has decided to make a Hong Kong Style re-telling of the SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES.
    There will apparently be no dwarves in this version though. Instead there will be seven Shaolin Monks! That's right, Princess flees evil killer queen. Dark Forest, scary things... finds Shaolin Monastery and these Shaolin Monks decide to protect her from the magical evil forces out to kill her. This 'brilliant' ahem idea is being produced by the genius producer behind THE COUNTRY BEARS!!!! OH BOY!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!! Ahem... cough cough... Sorry, hairball there. Well, one can only imagine the saccharine everything to everyone telling of this story and Shaolin culture that Disney will mass-produce here.
    I'm really curious to read a script on this one, because there is a .3% chance that it could really be something cool and vibrant and not the lowest common denominator dreck that you would expect. So, for that .3% chance... I say, WOO HOO! It's gotta be better than that Sigourney Weaver thing... right?

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    hmmmmm, and to introduce the 7 dwarves...slappy, punchy, kicky..............
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    Wow, that will most probably suck quite horribly badly. What Sigourney Weaver thing are you referring to?

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    LMOL


    This is just SO sweet, imagine Kung fu monks in the next happy meal
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    Originally posted by red5angel
    hmmmmm, and to introduce the 7 dwarves...slappy, punchy, kicky..............
    Don't forget Stabby and woop ass.

    I think it sounds cool. You can't expect a disney movie to be to realistic. Or else Lion King wouldn't have been a very interesting movie.
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    where is the proof? I don't even see sketches or something from Disney.com. I think its a bunch of bull

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    Hey, anything is possible. I even have the porno version of snow white and seven dwarves.

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    Well considering the evil disney empire is taking its film production offices to Canada,
    (in yet another attempt to keep all the money in Mike Eisner's hands, and not pay the underlings a descent living wage)

    I'm not surprised at all. Most of their last few movies sucked anyway, and were driven by the marketing tie-ins.
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    I think its a cool idea! woop ass would be my favourite tho.

    Can they change Snow Whites name to Tae Li as well???

    Reckon it would work.....wont be lonf b4 the monk toys in happy meals arrive Kris......hehehehe

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    So the monks would be (if I get this right from here...)

    Slappy
    Punchy
    Kicky
    Stabby
    WoopAss
    Mimicry
    Doc

    C'mon, ya knew Doc wasn't gonna change his name...
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    Nah we gotta have a Kwai Chane Kane in there somewhere.
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    Snow White and the Seven Shaolin.

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    Monkey Slap,

    Its nice to see that you and I are on the same wavelength.

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    Ah, I missed that.

    Funny, I found the story posted on the 'Drudge Report' - a sight dedicated to news sure to make you think the world is ending.
    "Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake."
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    "MonkeySlap is a brutal b@stard." -- SevenStar
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    That's lame. It would be much more bizarre if they followed the original story exactly but just sub in the monks for the dwarfs. And give Snow White tentacles.

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