Funny Chinese Proverbs

[Fighting Eagle]

Ok, they're not ancient and likely not Chinese but they're so classic!



Virginity like bubble, one stick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel c0cky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who passes gas in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/Anci..._Proverbs.html

[hskwarrior]

how about some other ethnic PROVERBS that are also funny, lets not just pick chinese.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

this is just a reference to a man standing on his toilet smoking some weed. He is standing on the toilet in order to blow the smoke through the vents. LOL

[hskwarrior]

One loses his homeland – loses all.
What about the one who steals someones homeland?

One who does not love his homeland can love nothing.
Not true, he can love him some Big Macks!!!!

The land is good where you were fed, but not better the one you were born on.
What if you were born on a trash heap?

The best country is your motherland, the best friend is your mother.
Even if your motherland is like Northern Korea?

In his land one cannot be lost, outside it one cannot rejoice.
Not true, I have rejoiced in many lands

The native land is your mother, a foreign land – stepmother.
Then its safe to say you are one DIRTy mudda Chukka.......

It’s better to be a poor man in your homeland than a king in Cairo.
Really?

He who doesn’t live in his homeland knows nothing about the test of life.


He who battles under the native skies gains the lion’s courage.
are there any other skies? Mars? Venus? this is really dumb.


To survive a winter in your native land is better than to live ten years of spring in another land.

But this land was stolen by non natives!!!!!!

The native land – is the past, the present and the future of a nation.
unless it was stolen by white people.

Each has only one native land and only one mother.
I bet they raped pillaged and stole this land!!!!!

[David Jamieson]

these types of threads go to off topic.
Main forum needs to stick to Kung Fu, one day birthday wishes and other assorted time limit items that get broadcast.

jokes though? Straight to off topic please.
thanks.
mod squad member #7-37-B

[hskwarrior]

David,

you got your Batman suit on again don't you?

[David Jamieson]

David,

you got your Batman suit on again don't you?

Again?

Today is just another day.

The Batsuit is on 24/7/365 except to wash it, have sexy times or when throwing parties at the mansion where people who don't know I'm batman come and drink my scotch like the freeloaders they are.

oop, gotta go, the comish is signallin!