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    The Quote of the Week Thread

    I thought this would be fun place to post your most entertaining, insulting, humorous, and or outrageous quotes on KFM Forum. You can post them on this thread with a hyperlink or PM them to me for nominations and I'll post a winner every Monday.

    I used to have a call center sales job and would write down all the outrageous **** the sales reps would say over the phone on Fridays and make people guess who said it. Its usually good fun. Here's a couple I found:

    "When you grasp zen, you see the Asian and the absence of Asian. There is no distinction."-Gene Ching

    "Maybe Hendrik is an Immortal"-Graham H

    And my personal favorite:

    "Just replace Paleo Diet with Dysentery."-Wenshu
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

    "I get what you have said in the past, but we are not intuitive fighters. As instinctive fighters, we can chuck spears and claw and bite. We are not instinctively god at punching or kicking."-Drake

    "Princess? LMAO hammer you are such a pr^t"-Frost

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    Thread is pointless, everybody knows bawang wins every week. He's like the Kendrick Lamar of the KungFuMagazine forum game.

    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    an ancient technique to overcome retarded pattycake hand grabbing is the maneuver called "jab-cross". legend says it came from boddhidarma after he turned his curly indian pubes into tea leaves.

    jab combine with cross, under heaven no enemy. cross combine with jab, even iron general will fall. ponder upon this deeply, my son.

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    cute

    You should cite the quotes by hyperlinking them to the source, as the context often makes them even funnier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wenshu View Post
    Thread is pointless, everybody knows bawang wins every week. He's like the Kendrick Lamar of the KungFuMagazine forum game.
    Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??!!!! Nooo! Come on Wenshu, his command of the English Language is much like his skill in being able to fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Sad and marginal...step up your game son.
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

    "I get what you have said in the past, but we are not intuitive fighters. As instinctive fighters, we can chuck spears and claw and bite. We are not instinctively god at punching or kicking."-Drake

    "Princess? LMAO hammer you are such a pr^t"-Frost

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    You should cite the quotes by hyperlinking them to the source, as the context often makes them even funnier.
    Consider it done.
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

    "I get what you have said in the past, but we are not intuitive fighters. As instinctive fighters, we can chuck spears and claw and bite. We are not instinctively god at punching or kicking."-Drake

    "Princess? LMAO hammer you are such a pr^t"-Frost

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    Ok, we'll play

    Quote Originally Posted by wenshu View Post
    sucking laowai farts out of the dengfeng bubble
    ...and we'll cite the quote source. Not that it provides that much context in this particular case, but the hyperlink is provided.
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    Wenshu rising to the top...

    I'm not sure but I think that's a double negative....

    "The only thing that explains why you had to jump in is your troubling predilection for preternatural codependency with younger gentleman."-Wenshu

    http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/foru...=61187&page=47
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

    "I get what you have said in the past, but we are not intuitive fighters. As instinctive fighters, we can chuck spears and claw and bite. We are not instinctively god at punching or kicking."-Drake

    "Princess? LMAO hammer you are such a pr^t"-Frost

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    I gotta hand it to s_r today.

    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Maybe the should have gotten Matt to do Batman instead of ASSfleck.
    Of course, it's only Monday. The week is young. There's plenty of opportunity for someone else to capture quote of the week this week.
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    It's a short week this week with Labor Day so I nominate mawali

    Quote Originally Posted by mawali View Post
    It's a qi string! Can't you see it? I see it
    You have to follow the link to get it...

    ...or not.
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    Two more contenders for this week...

    ...coming in just under the wire on Friday!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blacktiger View Post
    Its like in Bloodsport - two ways to go out, blow the farker off the run way or knock-out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Syn7 View Post
    While I'm sure I'm sexy as hell when draped in cheese, I'd have a hard time with the ninjette part.
    I can't decide which of the three above I like most.
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    "I really enjoyed it. So did my wife."
    ~Gene Ching
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Foul!

    I just love calling 'foul' on ya, Lucas. I don't know why that is.

    You gotta cite the quote.
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    Its cuz im a foul guy!



    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    I really enjoyed it. So did my wife.
    context means nothing!
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Your quote is only funny in context

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    Its cuz im a foul guy!
    Almost worthy of a quote of the week, but not quite. It's out of context.
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