Ashida Kim, Strikes Again

[Kristoffer]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/12/09/ninja09.xml&sSheet=/news/2003/12/09/ixhome.html

[Starchaser107]

sad,
may his soul find peace.

[Shaolinlueb]

A teenager dressed as a teenage ninja turtle martial arts warrior to carry out a random killing after having "delusional fantasies" as a heavy smoker of cannabis, a court was told yesterday.

OH MY GOD that is hilarious. but i feel bad for the victims families. ninja turtle!!!

[brothernumber9]

what the freak?!? how does someone dressed in all black so only their eyes can be seen look like a goddammed ninja turtle?!?!
what a dumba@@ reporter.
Now if he was naked with a lone ranger mask, painted green and had a small plastic swimming pool tied to his back, THEN he would be dressed (or lack there of) like a ninja turtle.
And turtles are reptiles, everyone knows ninjas are mammals.
that fool needs to be pureultimatepower schooled.
whatever

[Tak]

I don't know what's more horrifying, the story's content or its writing style. This thing reads like chinglish stereo instructions.


Jamie Osbourne used a ceremonial dagger with a 12-inch blade, as his 16-year-old girlfriend watched, to stab repeatedly a milkman who was on his way to work.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i think you guys just got severed.

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by brothernumber9
that fool needs to be pureultimatepower schooled.


LMAO!:D

[Kymus]

Originally posted by brothernumber9

Now if he was naked with a lone ranger mask, painted green and had a small plastic swimming pool tied to his back,

OMG lmfao! I would almost pay to see that

[cerebus]

Bleah! I'D pay NOT to see that! :eek:

[David Jamieson]

that piece was only semi literate.

how could someone write that badly and have a job as a journalist?

too bad about the milkman and i guess we all know how tv rots the minds of the lethargic and unimaginative set.

too much tv...sad

[yutyeesam]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
that piece was only semi literate.

how could someone write that badly and have a job as a journalist?

too bad about the milkman and i guess we all know how tv rots the minds of the lethargic and unimaginative set.

too much tv...sad

...and now, too much internet.

[David Jamieson]

yes the internet makes me want to kill people randomly....

but that's just me. :p

[Tak]

At least the internet makes you read.

edit: Although in the journalist's case it apparently didn't help.