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    Jesus in Playboy

    Playboy to cut ties with Portugal edition over 'shocking' photos of Jesus Christ with topless models
    BY Catey Hill
    DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
    Friday, July 9th 2010, 10:32 AM

    Playboy is known for pushing boundaries, but a recent move by its Portuguese arm may have pushed those boundaries too far. Way, way too far, a spokeswoman for Playboy reveals.

    The July edition of Playboy in Portugal features a cover with a topless, tattooed model being held by Jesus Christ. Inside, it includes more spreads of Jesus surrounded by nude women.

    The photos were supposed to be a tribute to “The Gospel According to Jesus Christ,” a novel written by Jose Saramago about Christ’s life.

    But Playboy headquarters didn’t quite see them like that, denouncing the shoot as “shocking.”

    “We did not see or approve the cover and pictorial in the July issue of Playboy Portugal,” Theresa Hennessy, vice president of public relations at Playboy, told the UK’s Daily Mail.

    “It is a shocking breach of our standards and we would have not allowed it to be published if we had seen it in advance,” she added.

    Playboy intends to sever relations with Frestacom-Lisbon Media Publishing, the Portuguese subsidiary responsible for that shoot.

    “We are in the process of terminating our agreement with the Portuguese publisher,” Hennessey told the paper.

    This is funny to me as Buddha is often depicted with topless Apsaras or topless daughters of Mara. But to my knowledge, Buddha has yet to make Playboy. I guess we have something to aspire to...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post

    This is funny to me as Buddha is often depicted with topless Apsaras or topless daughters of Mara. But to my knowledge, Buddha has yet to make Playboy. I guess we have something to aspire to...
    That looks nothing like Jesus, so what's the big deal?
    Besides, all things were created through Jesus and that means the babes too !!
    He was all about the love.
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    ya thats white hippie jesus. so it doesnt matter cuz everyone knows white hippie jesus hangs out with the easter bunny when they drink at santas house...
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    this jesus has way more game. check it.

    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    This is my Jesus:
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    LOLOL HELL YA!!!!

    i wonder if he knows this Jesus?

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    Wow, that's Lucas for the win.

    I'm disappointed to learn there was a 3D Playboy issue last month and I totally missed it. I love 3D. I think I'd love 3 Double D too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    That looks nothing like Jesus, so what's the big deal?
    Besides, all things were created through Jesus and that means the babes too !!
    .....
    You are going to make a believer out of me yet, Sanjuro....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardwork108 View Post
    You are going to make a believer out of me yet, Sanjuro....
    Sanjuro, converting the pagans one at a time, with the help of the babes !!
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    Me for the win

    Look what's coming to the San Mateo County Event Center! Fight Night to the Playboy Mansion. Former sanshou champ Jenna Castillo is fighting in this.
    Fight Night on the Way to the Playboy Mansion
    Sat. August 14, 2010


    Oh wait. Crap. That's the same night as Outside Lands and I'm already booked for that.

    make that me for the loss.
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    FINE! I'll go in your stead. No need to twist my arm.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Sanjuro, converting the pagans one at a time, with the help of the babes !!
    Now, that is my kind of religion - all about Loooooove!

    Where do I sign up?

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    http://sweetraptorjesus2.ytmnd.com/

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    Drop and give me 200!!!

    This guy wins!

    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Wow again.

    Stand back. Lucas is on a Jesus roll. What the heck is up with that?

    This has been posted on this forum before, but it bears repeating here
    Kung Fu Jesus
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