hello what if you have your own kung fu cult what would you do discuss
hello what if you have your own kung fu cult what would you do discuss
Honorary African American
grandmaster instructor of Wombat Combat The Lost Art of Anal Destruction™®LLC .
Senior Business Director at TEAM ASSHAMMER consulting services ™®LLC
my cult leader make me wear hair like elvis
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
Richard A. Tolson
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There are two types of Chinese martial artists. Those who can fight and those who should be teaching dance or yoga!
53 years of training, 43 years of teaching and still aiming for perfection!
Recovering Forms Junkie! Even my twelve step program has four roads!
well, there will be several role models.
1. ye fei
for patriotism: for southern song dynasty.
for filial piety: for taking care of her mom.
2. guan yun chang or guan yu or guan gong
for yi/justice and faithfulness/loyalty to liu bei
for brotherhood: swear by blood with zhang fei and liu bei at peach garden.
3. qi ji guang
for fighting japanese pirates all his life
4. xiang yu/ chu ba wang
for being responsible for his men and home town
for fighting furiously againt mighty qin war machine.
for a love story about farewell my concubine
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on and on.
learn some good characters from the old timer.
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do not worship me,
I have weakness and many defects/imperfections
me no god
me only human with weakness and defects in so many ways
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if i had my own kung fu cult i would endlessly adjust the students wrists and feet positions.
i would get them to do push hands, tell them to relax, then tense up and force them down. then tell them they didnt relax enough.
Honorary African American
grandmaster instructor of Wombat Combat The Lost Art of Anal Destruction™®LLC .
Senior Business Director at TEAM ASSHAMMER consulting services ™®LLC
terrible cult leader. too nice on your followers. they should join the triads.if i had my own kung fu cult i would endlessly adjust the students wrists and feet positions.
i would get them to do push hands, tell them to relax, then tense up and force them down. then tell them they didnt relax enough.
Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
Bruh we thought you knew better
when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
I would make rank associated with moustache length rather than coloured belts or any other such frippery.
Simon McNeil
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