Ever been sent an email or a PM from someone that has caused you to literally smack yourself with disbelief?

If you have and are willing to share it, let it fly man...let it go.

My latest one from a Personal LinkedIN message:

1)
Aloha Onassis,

I've been in over one hundred street fights where the other person was trying to kill me. This does not include the one punch knockouts. Only
lost one fight due to being drunk and today will not have more than one drink out in public. Chose the path of nonviolence many years ago.
I know what works.

Cordially, ******
= Gold man...hilariously GOLD! I don't know about you guys but whenever someone begins a paragraph with "I've been in over one hundred street fights where the other person was trying to kill me." .... Man, delusional is the key word. Imagine spreading out over 100 dixie cups in front of you...what does that look like? Then honestly saying that you have been in a LIFE & DEATH fight for each one!!!

SMACK!!!!


The said part is...in the public discussion, that guy is the voice that everyone heeds. Frickin' fantasy lovers.