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I can't believe internet challenge can truly happen.
In one discussion, I said, "I don't believe in Qi". One person said, "There are 3 guys in US who can demonstrate Qi on you." I then said, "Give me their name and address." After I made 3 different trips and killed all those 3 guys. I told that person, "I still don't believe in Qi. Is there anybody that you like to suggest now?"
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i really think you should take MKs advice... i cant tell you how many times ive seen somebody ever so confident that they cant be taken down when they never actually trained with a good wrestler... if this happens soon, you dont have time to learn how to not be taken down... all you can do is learn some tips on staying up and getting up after youve been taken down...Originally Posted by MasterKiller
You might also go to the local high school and see if you can train with the wrestling team a few times, just to get a feel for getting taken down/stopping takedowns. Most coaches love to have new meat for their kids to play with.
if this guy is at all a wrestler and you stand up and box this kid he will go under you so fast... be careful man, make sure there are people around to stop it if it gets outta hand... and whatever you do, wear a mouthpiece and wrap your hands...
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Just make sure to say, "You must be tired of living!"
Whoever says that first will be the winner.
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Just make sure to say, "Please don't force me to kill again!"
Whoever says that first will be the winner.
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what styles have you trained in, what is your experience, are you guys the same weight class, what rules will you fight under? if it is mma stlye and you have no grappling, remeber the early ufcs. and if you don't have grappling expienence and it is a mma fight,you had better quickly go train in some grappling a get a realistic idea of how hard it can be to get caught in a bad position and be stuck there.
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i just cant describe in words how hard it is to get a great wrestler off of you... esspecially if they are bigger... its something you need to feel for yourself... so many people think they will just buck em off... its not that easy... unless youre alot stronger and have mass on em, you really have to know what youre doing...
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I don't mind to fight someone who has wrestle skill, but I hate to fight someone who holds this in his hands.
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I found a couple videos:pete gonzales 3-0-0 of the McMartial Arts style has called me f@ggot hillbilly with an online blackbelt in bullsh!t kung fu... so in respect to my honor, dignity, and integrity i will step forward as a self taught, self training martial artist and iron ball juggler... a stone mason who was beaten up and pushed around for the first 20 years of my life... shoved in lockers because i was a small skinny redhead with glasses, a hearing aide, and asthma... so to all you martial artists out their who put up with the ridicule of being considered weak and inferiour... i go and accept this for you as much as for myself... the date has not been set because this childish 22 year old has the mentality of a two year old... deleted my comments on facebook after he befriended me... i intend to crush him with so much style that you people will be talking about this for ages to come... LOL... of course then again there is always that possibility of an absolute failure, but something tells me i didn't train and wait 12 years for my first fight for no reason... fear not, i will keep you all informed of the progress to this monumental development.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXEd72xOgDI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2A6N...eature=related
Is this the guy?
Either way, get a lot of sparring, bag work and sprinting in before the fight. Don't play by his rules (mma rules) - cheat.
And if he calls you out for cheating say something about "that's howz we doo it in teh streetz!", call him a *****, and spit on him.
Last edited by donjitsu2; 01-20-2011 at 08:54 PM. Reason: because I felt like it...deal with it.
NIII
thats just asking to get shot tho... keep it weaponless, otherwise if you open that door you may not be able to handle what comes out... modern hand to hand weaponry is pretty much projectile weapons and small blades... and dont get me wrong, you can cause some real damage with that, but bringing it out is just asking for it IMO... i see that, i run to my piece and start squeezing... just brandishing that weapon is an act of war...
Camel Tao
Just being his corner man would just about win the fight for him!
Yeah, seriously. The other guy will likely have a support group, and corner man. Who will stand up and support Uki in his endeavor to test his skills?
We need a date and a venue....
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If you let him live, remember to say, "I would kill you, but it would ruin my reputation."
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Didnt you post recently that you have been attending an MMA gym?
either way, should you lose remember this (and also inform him of the same)
You have hit him with a Dim Mak strike, so outwardly it looks like he has won, but in reality... death is upon him
When it does happen, it's fast and hard and over quick. Either I'm standing or he's standing. That's Real.
nospam
You type because you have fingers. Not because you have logic.
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Uh,NO.Either way, get a lot of sparring, bag work and sprinting in before the fight. Don't play by his rules (mma rules) - cheat.
IF you guys agree on rules, PLEASE respect them and I will give you a god reason for that:
If you can't beat him with rules, even LESS chance of beating him without rules.
A while back I fought a match and it was limited rules, no eye attacks and no biting.
Well they guy tried for the eyes, which I knew he would so It was irrelevant but I had him in a RNC and he tried to bite, which for anyone that has ever done a RNC and KNOWS how to do it, well tell you is probably the dumbest ****ing thing to do.
That said, I was content on getting him to tap or putting him to sleep, when he tried to bite, I broke his jaw and taught him a lesson, still choked him out and left him there.
Cheating doesn't work and only makes things worse for you.
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
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Show up completely naked with a fully engorged boner and the look of a boss in your eyes.
You WILL win.
Kung Fu is good for you.
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If you win, be gracious.
If you lose, be gracious.
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
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