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http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTY5MzE1MzA0.html
anyone want to lern form me by email or webcam contact me
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but do you do Taoist Exorcisms™ ?
exorcism is forpusy. wombat combat invite demons in your body . yesterday i invited horse head god and ming po the defiler we hung out and went to kfc. three people ate for price of one
wombat combat teach you how to deal with the afterlife. one time i saw a chinatown funeral for some guy they burned paper monies. so i sent myself into vision quest into underworld and robbed that motherfuker blind. i live in an indian familys basement and smell like curry , but when i die im gonna be set fo life
Last edited by bawang; 04-19-2011 at 09:30 PM.
Honorary African American
grandmaster instructor of Wombat Combat The Lost Art of Anal Destruction™®LLC .
Senior Business Director at TEAM ASSHAMMER consulting services ™®LLC
thats why i make offering for bawang every day 5 piece breast and leg dinner with sides and extra bizkits in my back poorch.
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
but the guy doing it is a MAN though.. um.. outstanding, good horse stance power and fast hands there! haha!
I now understand why my videos aren't welcome.. you need THESE kinds of videos to feel happy... oh yah..
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I heard that Wombat Combat is very controversial...is this true?
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
...I mean 8. 8 posts. Still not that controversial here.
18761 to go to catch the mammoth IS-DfR.
Nice ttt, Lucas. Way to get the pumpkin rollin....
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nope! there is a very special, very ancient, tradition for this.
first this involves digging a large pit with your bare hands. the dimensions must be no less than 10ft diameter and 8 feet deep. then you must build an alter using stone tools out of chesnut wood. this part is very important, and if you do not follow the instructions properly, the ritual will fail. once you have the altar and the offering and the pit of giving, then you must set the offering upon the altar, and then lead a family pet, weighing no less than 80lbs, before the altar, and sacrafice the creature to the way of the wombat.
Only when this offering has been soaked in the sacraficial blood of a beloved family pet, will bawang accept the finger licking good extra crispy.
and remember this must be a daily occurance for no less than 5 years. this is to test the devotion of the disciple to assure that they are worthy to learn the secret form.
to be honest though, its all very routine. the only tricky part is keeping that supply of family pets coming...but then again, not all are suited for the way of the Wombat. (and no the pet does not have to belong to YOUR family.)
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
this serious, no joke. dont' laugh at my devotion!
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTY5MzE1MzA0.html
Besides it make me to feel very uncomfortable, I don't see any combat value here.
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