So Timmy, Do you like Gladiator Movies?

[ShaolinTiger00]

LMAO!!!

Last night Merry Prankster and I were practicing together. We begun to "stalk" each other. circling, looking for grips and openings. faces blank and focused. Waiting for the moment to attack with a throw..

For some unknown, hilarious reason.. I began to hear the "Star Trek" fight scene music and as I began to start smiling the image of gladiators popped into my head (and therefore ensued the hilarious line from "Airplane"), upon which I immediately uttered and MP burst into laughter and said "What the hell is WRONG with you !?!?"

It's great to have excellent training partners who push your skills while remaining safe. It let's you mind focus on important things..

[Volcano Admim]

cute

he must have been on top since you sound so happy

[ShaolinTiger00]

he must have been on top

speaking of being on top..

Tell your mom that the judo club misses her & the late night tag-team randori sessions.. who would of thought she could take it like that?

[Jowbacca]

Duntun DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN Dantantan Dantantan
Duntun DAN DAN DAN ~DAN~ ~DAN~ dantantan dantantan





happens to me aaaalllllllllllllll the time...

[norther practitioner]

you guys should stop putting those special mushrooms on the salad you eat before you train.

[ShaolinTiger00]

http://www.geocities.com/televisionc...avs/fightm.wav

cut n paste to address bar.

[norther practitioner]

Link no work

for me at least

[Jowbacca]

Wow thanks ST...

As soon as it played my cubicle mate picked up a letter opener and took a big swipe at me, ripping my shirt...
A super bright trickle of blood appeared where he slashed, I quickly looked down at it, and took a defensive posture.....
I threw a wild haymaker that caught him good, and then did a running, jump, front thrust kick - the likes of which only great kickers like Royce Gracie can accomplish...
It caught the guy in the side and he topped into the fax machine...
By this time the secretary's skin turned an interesting shade of green, half her clothes vanished and she sensuously pouted her lips, intently affixed on the action....did I mention she suddenly got Alyssa Milano hot?
THEN, my cubicle mate jumped up and tackled me back into the supply cabinet...
After a brief struggle I managed to do a Cro Cop ground defense and donkey kicked him off of me...
Regaining my feet, I started to go toe-to-toe with my cubicle mate....
We were trading punches like Gatti-Ward, only ugly haymakers that coulda been right out of "Bob Sapp's Guide to Stand-up Fighting" but my opponent underestimated one thing....
My cubicle mate did not know the true extent of my tard strength, and in the end I knocked him out with my most off-balance haymaker yet...
I wiped the blood trickling down the side of my lip and exhaled exhaustedly....
I grabbed my speakerphone and asked Scotty to beam me (and my suddenly hot secretary) up to "Captain's Quarters"...
THE END

[MasterKiller]

NP,

Delete the http://

[ShaolinTiger00]

which only great kickers like Royce Gracie can accomplish...

Royce cross trained in TKD..



If you're going to fight like Capt. Kirk, you must master tomoe- nage!

[norther practitioner]

LMFAO..

I kind of had a feeling thats what that was.

[Jowbacca]

I was just talkin about that drunken sailor stomp kick from the first couple UFCs; which actually doesn't look much like the star trek one- that one looks more like some combatant irish dance.

I'll remember to include the judo love in the next one. I just have a hard time remembering those throw names.

[truewrestler]

Sometimes I release a clingon attack yell... or whatever the sound was that Jim Carey made at Matthew Broderick when they were fight at that Mideval restaurant in the Cable guy

[Salacious Crumb]

"Cling On"

Is that a Freudian slip?

[Kristoffer]

I think my generation skipped the Star Trek craze..... thank God