This was posted on another forum, on an MMA board.
Jim Lacey: Using authentic White Tiger kung fu I will crack your skull in 1-3 moves, just like I crack coconuts (that I don't bake first... honest!)
Kimbo: ****. Bring it. Nga gotta eat.
Jim Lacey: You can punch hard, but you don't use authentic 18 elders cotton palm dit da jow. I smash coconuts with my palms, man. Coconuts. I'll do that to your head.
Kimbo: Didn't you steal all your forms by watching video tapes of some Chinese guy performing them, taking notes using Kenpo terminology, and then trying to recreate them yourself?
Jim Lacey: Did you just form that complex of a sentence all by yourself?
Lacey is a riot. Have you seen his website? www.ironpalm.com. He cracks coconuts with his iron palm and claims it's like breaking a human skull. He sells all sorts of meditations and forms and stuff for like $600. It's ****ing rediculous. I think he sells jow herbs and stuff, too. He's very controversial in traditional MA circles, and basically most people (except his diciples) think he's full of ****.
Anyway, it would be a funny fight cuz they're the same size.