Originally Posted by
Becca
Little girl asked here mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, she's in heat."
"What's 'in heat' mean," the girl asks.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she the dog was in heat, and to ask you."
Dad told the little girl to bring Belle over. He soaked a rag with gasoline, then scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent and said, "There, now you can walk the dog, but keep Belle on her leash and only go around the block one time."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Suprized, her dad asked here where Belle was.
"Daddy, you didn't give her enough gas! She ran out on the other side of the block, so another dog is pushing her home."