Gung Fu Poetry

[hskwarrior]

fu Jow-my Friend

I Was Walking Down The Street,
Twas A Little Dark
And I Was Hopin I Wouldn't Meet
Anyone Shady Cause Maybe Things Would Get Hairy
But I'm A Choy Lee Fut Fighter
In My Heart, There's No Room For Scary.

Inside Im A Tiger, So My Claws Stay Sharp
I Tear And Rip But Never Scratch
Becuase It Takes Heart
It Takes Heart To Maim Some Sucka Without A Name
What A Shame.......to Go Out For Nothing But The Fame.

Every Now And Then,
I Meet A Fool That Has To Pretend
To Be Real Real Tough
Until They Meet Fu Jow.......my Friend.

[hskwarrior]

like a heat seeking missle
i aim to destroy
takin suckas out
with the power of my sow choy
run boy its comin
once it hits your dome,
you can feel your brain hummin
nacka im not your cuzzin
don't make me whoop your butt
man i thought you knew.....

i'm a master of hung sing choy lee fut!!!!!!

[specialed]

i post on forum every day
until lkfmdc go away

knifefighter, knifefighter he's our man
he practice forms in secret whenever he can

goldenarhat talks like man
but we know he sits when he use the can

this whole forum full of nuts
type all day and sit on your butts

[hskwarrior]

My stomach is bubblin,
hope i can make to the pot
or i'll be in trouble when
i'm here on the forum typin while my belly ripe an'
i think i better go befo it all lands on the flo.

not even choy lee fut can help!

[lkfmdc]

on this forum
LKFMDC does rule
Special Ed
he's a tool

Tonight apparently
he's on a roll
but don't get confused
he's still a troll

Special ed
have a real name?
without a profile
they're all the same

[hskwarrior]

10,000 for a bai see,
you stupid fool you should try me,
because as i see,
just stuff it in a lai see.
get on your knee's
bow down to my greatness
you jealous ass nacka's
i know you hate this.....

all i need is choy lee fut to straight up whip your butt,
i live it, breath it, eat it,
so go head call me a nut.
it's all good
didn't think you'd understand
if you don't practice choy lee fut......
you ain't a MAN!!!!!

[Laukarbo]

i split six bricks thats how my lyrics hit
spit flying fists- ya face is like a focus mit
knock out a troll cold ,comatose posers
forum losers, abusers knock em out their trousers
shadow kick ya weak arse back to the garbage
u below average ,amateur- damage u like a savage
its a habbit u bastid- so watch who u diss
or u catch a beat down from my hung family fist



oh dear,there were times i could write that in 20 seconds..and not 10 minutes like now hehehe

[hskwarrior]

my sei ping ma can move mountains
spring you up from your foundation like a water fountain
i got a strong stance while you prance
on your tippy tippy toes
cause only heaven knows why you do that schit
my kup choy to your schnaz is gonna split that schit
and i won't go up for murder,
but i'll turn your face into hamburger
they never hearda such devestation
closed casket? hell nah,
their talkin about cremation
no relation to the cream of the crop
if you ain't a hung man,
nacka ya need to stop!!!!!

[hskwarrior]

Tien Loong Bai Mei
as the Dragon whips its tail
moving everythang out its way
i heard them say the dragon is the wisest
the tiger's got the strength
do you really wanna try this?
The Panther's so quick, i can give you a faceful
afterwards you'll see me standing like a crane so graceful
My snake is so slick, you'll never see it comin,
so before i strike, you better start runnin.

[sanjuro_ronin]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had....ah never mind.

[Drake]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had....ah never mind.

Holy crap I was thinking of the exact same thing!

[sanjuro_ronin]

Holy crap I was thinking of the exact same thing!

Well, there was also this girl from Venus, who's body was shaped like a ...ah crap...

[Mano Mano]

There was a kung fu man from Kansas who was given a sword made of brass
One day when practicing in class, he had sliced a great chunk from his ass.

[MasterKiller]

MK, MK, burning bright
In the forest of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And, when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?
What the hammer? What the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?
MK, MK, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

[mok]

Yo frank - this one's for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3naN2VHv3eU