Is your Art "Complete"

[the Preacher]

Is your "Style" complete
and train

PUNCHING-
KICKING-
THROWING-
CONTROLLING


to be a complete art i feel you must have/train all.


thus MMA

[Lucas]

dont forget:

Tactics

Firearms

Vehicles

Etc.

modern Martial arts will include these plus more.

without, at the very least, firearm training, you essentially cannot have a complete martial system in place for yourself, as the firearm is the prefered weapon of choice for modern combat. Other than air borne projectiles/vehicles of course.

[cjurakpt]

you forgot "restraining order", "legal counsel" and "web fu"

[Lucas]

you forgot "restraining order", "legal counsel" and "web fu"

does the illusive forum challenge match fall under webfu? or is that stupid fu?

[Black Jack II]

Add verbal self defense/de-escaltion "woofing"
Pre-Conflict cues

[Lama Pai Sifu]

Is your "Style" complete
and train

BALL BAG PUNCHING
KICKING BAD HABITS
NINJA STAR THROWING
MIND CONTROLLING


to be a complete fa-rt i feel you must have/train all.


thus, I am flatulence

Wow, you need a lot of help. I enjoy reading about you making fun of yourself. It is far funnier than your comments on african americans and people of the jewish religion. Best of luck with your little 'problem'.

If you are in public when you have gas, like in a crowed store or resturant, try looking immediatly at the nearest person to you and proclaim loudly "HEY, could you do that outside?" This will help to redirect everyone's attention onto the other person and you are able to slink out of there to safety. You might also try to hold your nose tightly and pretend to have a look of disgust on your face.

[the Preacher]

Wow, you need a lot of help. I enjoy reading about you making fun of yourself. It is far funnier than your comments on african americans and people of the jewish religion. Best of luck with your little 'problem'.

If you are in public when you have gas, like in a crowed store or resturant, try looking immediatly at the nearest person to you and proclaim loudly "HEY, could you do that outside?" This will help to redirect everyone's attention onto the other person and you are able to slink out of there to safety. You might also try to hold your nose tightly and pretend to have a look of disgust on your face.

you know
i feel a little sympathy for you

to have so much anger and contempt
couldn't be healthy

[the Preacher]

you forgot "restraining order", "legal counsel" and "web fu"

It appears you would have the most experience with those type things

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

1993 called, it wants its thread back.

[cjurakpt]

It appears you would have the most experience with those type things

............

[the Preacher]

............

exactly

[David Jamieson]

Not to mention:

"parachuting"

"hang-gliding"

and

"monster hunting"

as well as

"counterinsurgency tactical operations"

and never forget

"big red button pushing while turning keys"

it's a brave new world out there! Kick the hell out of it!

[Shaolin Wookie]

Let's not forget slap boxing.

[Lama Pai Sifu]

Let's not forget slap boxing.

Take that back. Slap boxing is a legitimate style derived from Wei-Jih-Bong-Oh.

Goes to show how much you know.

[cjurakpt]

exactly

that's right - you are one confusion-engendering fu(k...you really need to start following your shrinks directions regarding taking your meds at regular intervals