I'd beat the snot out of Osmond.
twice.
I'd beat the snot out of Osmond.
twice.
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
"The duchess, whose family has a £300m fortune, is not only a kickboxer, but is also learning the Filipino double- stick art of Kali, which uses two rattan canes to subdue an aggressor."
Hey -- I'm bored and moved out of Seattle because of the rain.
I have 5+ years of baguazhang that's impossible to find outside China except from my teacher Zhang Jie. He said I could teach a few people if I wanted to.
Any rich duchesses want to part with some of their millions of pounds for personal training? I'm looking for something to do during the recession besides posting on KF forums.
Like I said, I'm **TRYING** to keep a straight face. Trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, or at least be polite. He'll probably be having the same struggle, once he gets a look at **ME**!
I think I'd rather fight Sarah Michelle Gellar. That might be fun, and I'll bet I could make a tidy profit selling tix.
Last edited by Taryn P.; 04-22-2009 at 05:43 PM.
The moment they ask us to choose between two different paths, the implicit message is that we can only follow one. -Daniele Bolelli, On The Warrior’s Path
I'd pay to see that, as long as both of you were in mud
I think it's a safe bet that most people who know me would pay good money to see that. If there is leather, spandex or baby oil involved, the ticket price goes up exponentially and will sell out even faster. And I'm definitely negotiating for a percentage of the profits from the beer concession.
We'll probably have to wait till after she has the baby to schedule the match, though. That will give her time to do some weight training and get a little muscle on her skinny Hollywood frame, otherwise it wouldn't even be remotely sporting.
Last edited by Taryn P.; 04-23-2009 at 08:23 AM.
The moment they ask us to choose between two different paths, the implicit message is that we can only follow one. -Daniele Bolelli, On The Warrior’s Path
Attractive women actually aren't all that hard to come by. Just gotta know where to look!
Then would you be so kind as to model for us Ms. Taryn
Danny gave up martial art for crack. LOL! I used to hang out with him years ago, he was enthusiastic but had little to no skill. I originally met him at an audition for The Octagon (Chuck Norris) I got a part on the project but he was still type cast from the Partridge Fam-thingy. We used to get together and smoke out then go catch a Bruce Lee flick on Hollywood Blvd then suck back some beers after at the Frolic Room. I saw him recently while I was out with some clients. He's old, drunk and hunting young Hollywood trim....
Celebs:
Paula Abdul used to study with Billy Blanks.
Robert Downey is with Eric Orem (Wing Chun)
I teach several people you all have seen on TV and in Media but I never FU and tell
Belay that: I'll spill one, remember Tattoo from Fantasy Island? Hervé Villechaize was a long time student and friend until he took his own life back 92-93. He was a really cool guy and nasty with a knife.....
Last edited by Lokhopkuen; 04-26-2009 at 06:08 PM. Reason: An Addendum
To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.
-Patanjali Samadhi
"Not engaging in ignorance is wisdom."
~ Bodhi
Never miss a good chance to shut up
Then would you be so kind as to model for us Ms. Taryn
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Well, since you ask so nicely, I'll have to think that over.
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Oh, come on.... this is a martial arts forum, and sumo wrestling is not among my disciplines. I'm currently taking thirteen (soon to be fifteen) classes per fourteen-day period. Even if I were on the All-Twinkies-All-The-Time Diet, how bad do you really think it could be?
The moment they ask us to choose between two different paths, the implicit message is that we can only follow one. -Daniele Bolelli, On The Warrior’s Path