By Gene Ching

From Luohe to Dengfeng

Many years ago, and I don’t remember when exactly, my Shifu Shi Decheng told me to get WeChat. I hesitated. I already had enough apps. But as I was preparing to return to Shaolin, I ran into my old Kung Fu Shidi (younger brother 師弟) Jeff Hung at a class reunion workout session. We were instructors together under Sifu Lam Kwong Wing and trained together under Decheng at Shaolin Temple. Jeff had just come back from China and reiterated Decheng’s advice. Get WeChat. Everything is done on WeChat (a.k.a. Weixin) in China. I finally downloaded just prior to my trip.

Unfortunately, for reasons still unknown to me, my WeChat account was almost instantly blocked. It told me that I had to have a friend unlock it. I had just joined WeChat and only had two friends – Decheng and my disciple brother under Decheng, Dieter ‘Xingda’ Wagner, a.k.a. Kung Fu Dork. Dieter was eager to help but after several attempts, WeChat said he reached his quota for unlocking friends. When I got to the Shaolin Decheng Wuguan, my Shifu was eager to help too. But I didn’t invest in a new SIM card – I was only going to be in China for a week, so it seemed extraneous – and consequently that function of my iPhone didn’t work. No WeChat for me.

Leaving Luohe, two of Decheng’s staff drove me to the high-speed railway station. They couldn’t get past security but gave me some quick directions on where to go. Flashing my USA passport was enough for me to get through side gates and avoid the lines. My ticket was completely in Chinese, as was every sign in the station, but my written Chinese comprehension was just enough to get me where I was going (I understand Spanish and Jamaican patois better than Chinese, and mi espanol es muy malo).

With my whirlwind trip to Luohe, I hadn’t had the chance to exchange any money. My credit cards didn’t work. No WeChat. And I could only use my iPhone to text other people with iPhones if I had wifi. It dawned on me that if I missed any of my connections, it would be tough to get back on track. I had to meet a deadline – I had to catch up to the North American Team for dinner and a show.