This forum is on the brink of death..

[Vash]

8,000! Say my name!

[noisemaker effect]

[CaptinPickAxe]

8000!!!!!!

Its time to drink a beer.


then add on to "Om"

[Vash]

I'm sleepy!

[Vash]

Yall keep it real.

I'm out.

[bodhitree]

happy late b -day Kris

happy 8000+ brink a

[bodhitree]

I'm a little sick today. I am off work so that is good. I haven't been studying at all, but I'm still getting good grades. I've been worried about certain life situations. I'll be okay though.


I know no one ased for a freaking autobiography, but there is noone here to talk to right now, soooooo oohhhh wweell.

ORA is the school, is the religion, the society, the leadership, the citizens!!

ORA riders

it no longer matters. this doesn't, that doesn't
differentiation, nope no matter. Here there, no difference. Life death
young and vibrant, old and decaying, does not matter. in love indifferent, or in hate, no matter











All that matters is ORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



and we now have an insider on the qi gong forum.

[Starchaser107]

very late happy birthday kris. (who won't see this cause he's not here)

[Vash]

ORA

True life happenings of the martially inclined.

Because "gangsta" rap is just too soft. :eek:

[CaptinPickAxe]

ORA: Thuggin' it

ORA: Because I ran out of whippits

ORA: OT MVP

ORA: Potpourri for the martial artist's soul

ORA: Did someone say "Hip Hop"?

ORA: Royce would choke him out

ORA: Better than a kick in the face with a golf shoe

ORA: Realizing the glory of twins

ORA: The only place to nag and flow on the same page

ORA: My wife wouldn't have it anyother way

ORA: Satisfaction since...well...umm...1990?

ORA: Excuse me while I light my spliff

ORA: Teaching the secrets of love making to computer geeks

ORA: ...

[Vash]

ORA: Because 8,000+ posts makes the Internet our b!tch.

[Starchaser107]

"My wife wouldn't have it anyother way" lol

[chen zhen]

Congrats Vash, u win the prize

[norther practitioner]

ORA: My wife wouldn't have it anyother way

I concur

[Vash]

Originally posted by chen zhen
Congrats Vash, u win the prize

yay!

[CaptinPickAxe]

I take it ya'll like that one.;)

[Starchaser107]

very keen deductive reasoning sherlock :D

[CaptinPickAxe]

Yeah, that one only took me 30 minutes to find out:D

[bodhitree]

homies

[CaptinPickAxe]

my mission becomes clear then...Brocolli must DIE!

-stewie

[norther practitioner]

Family guy was one of the best shows on network tv, EVER.

[Starchaser107]

i hereby vote that fighting should be mandatory from at LEAST intermediate to advanced levels in all styles. even iron chef.

[Ming Yue]

hi y'all. :) How is everyone?

I always thought Iron Chef would be way more interesting if there was only one set of the ingredients and the chefs had to fight for them, and then make do with what they got.

also maybe if there were hidden proximity mines in the cooking area. You know, just a couple to liven things up.

[Starchaser107]

that would so rock.
glad im not alone.
maybe if they even used those culinary tools as weapons
or even demonstrated a chef kata or something.

[CaptinPickAxe]

It'd be dope if thier squads were like the hatchet gang. while the two iron chefs fought for the ingredients and cooked, the hatchet gangs would fight each other. That would make it so I could watch at least 5 minutes of that boring sh!t.

[Starchaser107]

yes the tv show might be boring as heck, but think of the possibilities if it crossed over into the gaming platforms as a 3-d fighter

[Ming Yue]

and...

15 minutes before the main ingredient is unveiled, hatchet gangs (wouldn't that be paring knife gangs?) have the opportunity to booby trap the opponents kitchen area.

culinary tools are too easy to kill with. I vote spice fight.

a little cayenne on the fingers before an eye gouge...

[CaptinPickAxe]

culinary tools are too easy to kill with. I vote spice fight.

I like your style...


The winner would have to fight in a handicap match against all four Iron Chefs (but they have crab shells for shields) and the winner of that would have to fight the guy who's obsessed with bell peppers. Of course, he'd have a 50lb hammer though...just to make things interesting

[Starchaser107]

I'd like to see evidence of either some hard external or internal qigong, as a pre requisite coupled with thier fighting demonstration to justify the usage of the term "Iron"

[Ming Yue]

make that a disco-stylin' sequin-encrusted 30lb hammer.


That guy couldn't lift 50lbs.
:D


lol@crab shells for shields....

[CaptinPickAxe]

...and under their chef hats they'd have Ninjits (ninja midgets for those who are living in the dark) who have tantos. As you know, a tanto is like a katana to a midget.

[Ming Yue]

tantos and mini-blowguns that shoot whole cloves, which are the preferred projectile in a spice fight.





This is getting out of hand. This is going the way of flan and bacon sammiches.

[Starchaser107]

:mad: are you suggesting that it's time to get serious?

[Ming Yue]

never!

I was celebrating the ridiculousness.
:)

[chen zhen]

:ozzzzzzzzzz

[Vash]

What Would Conan Do?

He'd pillage, that's what!

[CaptinPickAxe]

We Want Jack Daniels

JCWT

Jesus Christ Would Too

WGDT

We'd Get Drunk Together

JWPB

Jesus Would Puke Bile

[Vash]

JWOC - Jesus would own Conan.

You gotta admit, Jesus was a mad mamajama.

[CaptinPickAxe]

You know whats funny?
Here in Tejas, everyone rocks the WWJD braclets...not because they love Jebus and all he stands for...but because they are alcoholic Texans who crave a drink of Jack's fire water.

[Vash]

lol.

[norther practitioner]

Here in the mountains, we string people up who think of things like this.

[Starchaser107]

sounds a bit kinky.

[norther practitioner]

Can be, but only if they are hot.

[Meat Shake]

So you string up sweaty men?
Nasty mountain folk.

[bodhitree]

WWJD?


WWKFMD!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[norther practitioner]

Whats up kiddys...

hows everyone doin'?

[Starchaser107]

another day.
trying to get that fetuccine.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm Battling in a Battle that can have no victor!

[norther practitioner]

fettuccini

I usually just say

love don't give up da paper.

[Starchaser107]

crazy fat headed monk guy:mad: u seem to understand , it's all about chasing crazy wallets big time.

[Starchaser107]

I'm not really mad...see:p
yo eamon is the shiznit.

[Starchaser107]

who sent me fattaru?
chen?, kris?

[chen zhen]

dunno what youre talkin bout

[Starchaser107]

guess it wasn't u then,
it's a foreign song i have.

[Starchaser107]

and seeing as how i don't dl muzic , and i know the mp3 faerie didn't put it there i figured somebody must have sent me, but i cant recall who

[Kristoffer]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
I'm not really mad...see:p
yo eamon is the shiznit.


"**** you u hoe, I don't want you back" = a good track. Of corz the radio has already gone killin it by playing it every 5 min. That, and the rest of his work is pretty crappy.

Oh n Yeah I sent ya Fattaru - Mina hundar
what did you think of it?

[Vash]

There are two books which I can get, completely free.

Power to the People. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0938045199/ref=ord_cart_shr/104-2695986-3371116?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER)

Essence of Okinawan Karate. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0804821100/ref=ord_cart_shr/104-2695986-3371116?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER)

I wish for both. I must ponder whether I wish to have another source of research on karate, or something to help me plan my coming recovery.

Help me decide, fellow ORA peeps. I decide by about 4pm tomorrow. it's 11:17pm here, now.

Keep it real.

[Starchaser107]

it sounds good, its got a thug club type of vibe to it.
what are they saying?

[Kristoffer]

Vash - I'd get the russian power book. It looked pretty interesting

Chase - ''mina hundar'' means ''my dogs''. And the track doesn't really have a deep meaning to it, just a club hit I guess.

[Kristoffer]

If ya wonder why I'm still around it's coz.. I'm home 'sick' today. ;) I have fever n all kinds of **** now. Only problem is I gotta get a medical note confirming my 'sickness'.... wiiiich I can't get. But I'll come up with something. It feels so dam good to be home
:D

[Vash]

I decided on the karate book. I'll have money enough to get Pavel's book later.

Good to hear you're home, Kris. I'm sure there's someplace on the internet you can download a doctors excuse . . . what language it may be in, that's a whole 'nother issue.

[Kristoffer]

I'll just go to a ghetto doctor n make him sign one. it's no big deal
so what's u up to?

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm friends with a bunch of pussies and lushes. I got a grip of free passes to this pimp-tyte gym here in town called the spectrum, but all of my lazy ass friends keep on giving me excuses. For god's sake, man, it has a full sized NBA court, 1 indoor olympic swimming pool, 2 out door pools, that small pool with rushing water you run in, and wimmins, wimmins, WIMMINS!

I thought the wimmin would do it...I was wrong...and disappointed. :mad:

[CaptinPickAxe]

Just got back from the gym. Man, that place was tight! They had a vast array of wieght equipment and resistance training eq. Every treadmill came equiped fans, Plasma screens, and personal DVD players...yeah. The men's locker room had a personal hottub, sauna (wet & dry), TV room, and attendant. People, this place had its own water park! seriously.

I played basketball tonight for the first time in years. I suck. I got a black eye. I think I'll stick to martial arts.

[Vash]

I remember going to the gym.

Stupid fuggin water pump exploded in the truck I've been driving the past couple of months. Means, I gotta go back to driving my truck. God be with me, hope this b!tch don't wreck my chest.

And the tags are 3months expired. Momma told me she went and bought 'em. Turns out, taxes thingie hadn't gone through, so we couldn't say we paid taxes on my ride, thus the tags were not available to me. Then, after the filing got done, she forgot.
And I have to pick up my two little brothers. Who go to school effectively across town form one another. And I can only fit one of those peeps into my truck at a time. And one gets out 20min before the other. So, I have to get the first one, drive him 15min to his mom's place of business and drop him off, go back in, get the other one, take him all the way home, then go back in, get the youngest one from momma, take him home, then go teach two kids karate classes (friggin hooligans) then go visit my gf because her family's being a total *****pack. All in a crappy truck which seeks to fug my chest all the way to the firey pits of Hell itself.

SUMNUVA*****!!!

I just wanna go do some fugging karate and lift some fugging weights. That's it.

Next time I go for a fugging Dan test, I'm busting someone's testicles. No more of that punch and kick BS, it's time for some serious motherfuking Naihanchi up in that future bizzatch.

[Starchaser107]

I'd like to return to the gym soon, lift some weights, and stuff additional training for my kf. oh and i started gymnastics , did i mention this?

[bodhitree]

hi every one

THis is a big stressful week, I can't wait until it is over with!

[Starchaser107]

only 3.75 days left

[bodhitree]

yes

you are correct! Whats going on starchaser, how is everything?

[Starchaser107]

well...
I'm hungry.
U?

[norther practitioner]

Me too, and it is 7:30.. and I'm still at the office.

[bodhitree]

hoommmiieeeeees!

[bodhitree]

hoommmiieeeeees!

[bodhitree]

hoommmiieeeeees!

[Kristoffer]

how's life Bod?

[CaptinPickAxe]

Did anyone watch the Karry interview last night on MTV?

When the show was over this is how I felt:
:confused: (because he answered like a polition)
then
:mad: (Because politions don't really answer questions)
then
:( (because I realized he's probably going to be the next pres.)

[norther practitioner]

Didn't catch it...

Bush and Kerry are in a virtual dead heat as reported by a bunch of recent poles. It just sucks because a lot of Kerry's support is from anti-Bush peeps.. not pro Kerry peeps.

[Kristoffer]

What's the deal with this Ketty anyway? He looks just as dumb as Bush. What's his politics, righty/lefty?

[Kristoffer]

Kerry/Ketty.. :rolleyes:

[Starchaser107]

it will be easy to win the war , but harder to win the peace.

[CaptinPickAxe]

It just sucks because a lot of Kerry's support is from anti-Bush peeps.. not pro Kerry peeps.

Thats very true. He's the lesser of two evils. A.B.B. people just want bush out of office, and a vote for Nader is a vote wasted, sadly.

[Vash]

I'm voting Kerry, but there are a few things I'm worried about; gas prices and taxing of small businesses.

After I get certified as a personal trainer, I'm going to need all the breaks tax-wise that I can get. Looking around, trying to see if't'd be a good idea to incorporate.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm voting Kerry, but I'm still going to be concerned with how the country is going to be ran...

I may just move to vancouver.

[Vash]

I'm thinking somewhere in Scotland. Get back to my rather inebriated roots.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I was thinkin' Vancouver because you can legally smoke pot in coffee shops, and its not that far from Seattle (one of my fav. places on god's green earth)

[Vash]

Honestly, I'd like to spend some time in Okinawa, talk to them Uechiryu peeps.

[Starchaser107]

move to jamaica and help this place to grow.

[bodhitree]

Starchaser
if I move to Jamaca can I move in with you?:D ;)

I don't know how you can say someone looks 'as dumb as Bush', I mean, cmon, Bush is the standard for looking dumb!

Kris
life has been okay, how about yourself?

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'd move to jamaica.
I've heard stories about places where the locals x-out tourists, though.

[Starchaser107]

(1) "when I get my own house anything is possible."

hey I heard a story the other day about this jamaican farmer that was travelling to the U.S. and he had a machete in his suitcase.
when customs asked him what he was intending to do with it, he told them he was going to be "chopping bush" which got him arrested and interrogated.

(2) "x-out tourists... what do you mean?"

[Kristoffer]

LMAO

[bodhitree]

I would encourage him to chop Bush!

I think he means kill tourists (probably in attempted robberies)

[chen zhen]

http://www.sohh.com/thewire/read.php?contentID=5697

[bodhitree]

Chen
you and your hip hop. I wish Former were here, i met some girl who was a member of the Finland media, her english was no good, she just had a press pass and stuff, She 's probably like a reporter from his local station or something:D





I'm finished with 2 of 3 tests today. I can't wait to be done.

[chen zhen]

ooh.. she hot?

[Kristoffer]

Chen, sup man?

[chen zhen]

:cool:
not much to be honest

[Kristoffer]

this is your last term right?

[chen zhen]

ye.. only a month left, and then starts the final exams. (+ im gettin fucced grade-wise, holy shiet:D)

[Kristoffer]

dam, flashbacks :D
make sure u hit all the good partys. Hit those luder-bösse hard

[Xebsball]

Jesus lived his life in a cheap hotel on the edge of Route 66 yeah
He lived a dark and twisted life and he came right back just to do it again
Eye for and eye and a tooth for the truth - I ain't never seen a demon warp deal'n
a ring-a-ding rhythm or jukebox racket my mind can't clutch the feeling

YEAH!!!

DEVILMAN - DEVILMAN - calling DEVILMAN
running in MY HEAD YEAH
DEVILMAN - DEVILMAN - calling DEVILMAN
running in MY HEAD YEAH

[Vash]

Dang, I haven't been over here in forever.

Peace.

[CaptinPickAxe]

me neither.
I'm getting a new computer made.
I'm getting legit music programs.
I'm moving to colorado this weekend.


...so much going on...I'm gonna have to eat some real San Antonio Mexican food before I move...Coloradians can't make Mexican food for ****.

[Vash]

Good luck with the move, cpa.

[Starchaser107]

i guess you and np can debate that mexican food comment cap.
it's late just popping in.
peace.

[Starchaser107]

Vice Creams Magnum (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4669155/?GT13256)

[bodhitree]

homies

[norther practitioner]

Coloradians can't make Mexican food for ****.

:rolleyes:

If texans had any idea the difference between tex-mex and mexican, and the fact there are different types of mexican, and the fact that there is even new mexican styles of food, then I'd talk, but the fact of the matter is, texans usually think that chili has beans.

[Vash]

Hungry as a mufuka!

[Starchaser107]

uh oh, it's gonna get ugly.

whats the big hype about this " 'make-sick-man' food " anyway.
hook me up with a whopper or suppn'
bk rulez.

[Vash]

Anyone heard the one about the karate kid who got injured, got unemployed, got poor, put on 35lbs? Apparently everyone I know has.

Hey Zues Fugging Crismas, the past two days, all I've heard is people (including my girlfriend and grandmother) cracking wise about my putting on weight (I'm 185 fer crissakes) being broke, having no job.

This morning, first thing off, grandmother goes off on a tirade about how I should just ignore my chest and start doing stuff again before I outgrow my pants (which I've done once already).

Argh. Top that off, my instructor didn't have his checkbook on him, so I don't get paid till thursday. but, that's all right. My gf's birthday isn't till friday, and I'm not going to get to see her that day, plus I don't know if she's getting a bd present or a pink slip.

argh and argh again. this day suxord.

peace and good blessings

[Starchaser107]

wow vash,
hang in there,
get motivated bro, hustle or something :).



my feet hurt.

[CaptinPickAxe]

If texans had any idea the difference between tex-mex and mexican, and the fact there are different types of mexican, and the fact that there is even new mexican styles of food, then I'd talk, but the fact of the matter is, texans usually think that chili has beans.

LOL, I've eaten your moutain mexican food. Taco Bell puts it to shame...TACO BELL. The Salsa was like water, ya'll's quesadillas are a big tortillia folded in half (as opposed to two huge ones), and ya'll have the seasoning all wrong. Here in San Antonio (Little Mexico on the streets) you can find some of the finest mexican dining ever. Seeing how 75% of the population is Migrant mexican or of 2nd Generation Immagrants, I beg to differ that Coloradians have Mexican food down better than us.:D

[bodhitree]

Colorodin Mexican is super tastey!

[norther practitioner]

We have a variety of mexican food.. southern, coastal, northern, New Mexican cuisine (which isn't new school, it is from New Mexico), etc..

By the by, it depends on the type of salsa, and where it was derived... there is a place here in boulder with really watery salsa that is as tasty as any of the pasty thicker kind you can find too...

On another note, green chili... get mine from Northern New Mexico, 'cause thats the way (ah huh, ah huh) I like it...


you want to compare cuisine and you bring up tortillias with cheese in it...:rolleyes:

I'm sure you got good **** down there, but I'm sure we got the goods up here too.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Its good...

It just is a sharp contrast to what we consider Mexican food. I brought up the tortilla thing as an even playing ground, becuase I didn't see meneudo up there.;)

[Starchaser107]

filthy nasty hobbitses,
yuk you've ruined it.
give it to us raw and wrrrrriigggglingggg...

[Vash]

HOPE RISING (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/hoperisingmusic.htm)

Only three songs, but good stuff, if you like that kinda thing.

[norther practitioner]

I wouldn't rule out finding some of that stuff up here bro....

We'll do dinner or something....




meneudo

I'm not familiar with this however.

[Vash]

I'm out. Y'all keep peaceful.

[Starchaser107]

hope rising...
sounds incredibly good at 2 in the morning
beautiful voice.

[bodhitree]

There is no good mexican food here in pittsburgh, probably because out of the top 50 mpa s(metropolitan statistical areas) in america, pittsburgh has the smallest latin american population, kind of sucks, however we do have a lot of indians and lots of excellent indian food!!!!!(which is better than mexican food anyway!)

[norther practitioner]

From what I understand, Pitt isn't exactly a hot bed for cuisine, unless you are counting casaroles...:p

Native American food, or Indian food? I'm not a huge fan of Indian food...

[bodhitree]

Indian Indian
Pittsburgh has a lot of good resteraunts, the local cuizine is no good (sandwiches with everything on them fries, cole slaw, anything you can imagine)

[Starchaser107]

not a big fan or indian food myself either...and not a great big fan of curry either , but i'll eat it if it's in front of me and i'm hungry.
what's native american food like?....minus the peyote.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Do Native Americans eat anything besides maize, vinnison, and payote?:D

[norther practitioner]

You ever notice the difference between spanish foods, and hispanic foods..


Chalk up most of that to the natives.

Pitt sux..

just thought I'd throw that out there.

[norther practitioner]

Oh, and it depends on where you are.. out west and further south.. that is the case..

In the east, they ate green beens, squash (and I can't remember the third sister), wild game, etc..

[Kristoffer]

buffalos..

[chen zhen]

yawn..

[Kristoffer]

I'm bored too


I'll dedicate this post to Vash's dead fish
http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/u/r/ursula/randominterlude3.jpg.html
http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/u/r/ursula/randominterlude4.jpg.html

[bodhitree]

pittsburgh doesn't suck you coloradin tree hugging hippie:eek: ;)

oh, wait, yes it does.

native americans also eat cheap alchohol and cigarettes.

[Kristoffer]

eat, cigarettes? :D

[CaptinPickAxe]

Well, tonight is my going away party. I'm going to get drunk with everyone one last time. We're trying to get two kegs, but definitly one.

[Kristoffer]

have fun

[Kristoffer]

got any gigs yet?

[CaptinPickAxe]

nah.

I'm moving up to colorado and plan to link up with NP. Maybe, we can work something out where I have my emcee friends come up and destroy the mic once a month.

[norther practitioner]

Word.. hopefully you'll be here for the 24th (I think)..

We have a big taiji festival, which I think you'll enjoy, and I'm pretty sure thats the date of our next hip-hop show.

[norther practitioner]

tree hugging hippie

dam you.. I may have a beard right now, but I am not a hippie.

You'd be surprised about how metro Denver is...

But it still isn't all hat, and no cattle

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'll be there on Tuesday. I'm leaving at the ass crack of dawn on monday.

[Starchaser107]

have a blessed Easter.

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
I'll be there on Tuesday. I'm leaving at the ass crack of dawn on monday.

I've heard that before.

[Starchaser107]

Seeing is believing.

[norther practitioner]

At least you got to toss me a few times....



but yeah.....





:p

[Starchaser107]

heyyy.

these perverts here might misinterpret that!

______________________________________________

Disclaimer : nothing sexual inferred by np's usage of the word "toss". excuse him he's been in the midwest too long.:p
_______________________________________________


dude , san shou training has begun...and i'm in pain.

i might enter the tai chi division as well.

[norther practitioner]

taiji division can teach you alot..

and if these ***s take the fact that you put me on my back, and choked me the f out... whatever.... I don't give a fu...


just the fact that they are ghey for thinking it...

[Starchaser107]

would be cool if i saw u at the tournament in orlando we could hang out , theres quite a few of us that are coming.

[CaptinPickAxe]

We had a keg of Shiner Bock last night. Didn't tap the keg till midnight so it was late night. The situation was beautiful. really. 3 girls for everyone guy. I must say I threw a **** fine shindig. (or at least thats what I heard all night last night)

Today, I'm going to a nice little mexican resturant with the fam for next to last supper here in say town. I'm gonna miss all my peoples.

[Kristoffer]

sounds like good fun Cap.. make sure u keep contact with the crew n all

I've decided to get a Mafia library with every good (n bad) Mafia movies like Goodfellas, King of New York, all Sopranos boxes etc... it'll b great :D

[bodhitree]

happy weekend homies

[Starchaser107]

boring ass long weekend

[bodhitree]

why is it boring star? I'm back in school today. only 3 weeks then finals, then I'll go on a real vacation from school and work and everything. I need it! Of course living in Jamaca, I'm sure you dont need a vacation:D I'm tired today. And unmotivated (for school work).

[CaptinPickAxe]

Well, friends, right now I'm on the brink of an 18 hour trek to Colorado. Only got 2 1/2 hours sleep, but thats all gravy. I'll catch ya'll cats on the flip. Peace MeatShake. See ya'll mufukaz in July.




-One
The Captin

[bodhitree]

CPA

good luck, colorado is awesome!

[norther practitioner]

good luck, colorado is awesome!

couldn't find the link to the wav.. but I'll just say it


/Homer Simpson/

Dam.n Straight!

/end Homer Simpson/


hit me up this weekend CPA

[Starchaser107]

well bodhi,
it's still the long weekend here , everything goes back to normal on tuesday.
the whole city is quiet and empty..."why" you ask
because : everybody has gone to the north coast or the west end of the island to paaartyyy.
its been pretty blah sinch thursday, and since i'm not a church junkie , the whole easter thing does nothing for me... other than irritate me.
and the gym is closed so i can only train at home.

[bodhitree]

some times training at home is the best, and i'm definately not a church addict either.

[Vash]

God Rules, unfortunately, many of those who attend His House are more interested in having others worship them than the BIg G.

Remember, God is the Original Gangsta.

And I'm pretty sure He dresses like a total pimp.

[Starchaser107]

Cap...are ya there yet?

[Meat Shake]

Methinks the captain should be to CO by now. Probably sleeping, job hunting, or looking for asian beauties around town.

Edit : got my old job back, hence my lack of online attendance. Been going to the gym a lot because I fuxored my ankle, today will be my first day back in kung fu in the last month.
How goes it for all of you?

[Starchaser107]

with the long weekend over, hopefully things should be okay now.

[Meat Shake]

Long weekend?
Why so?
I spent easter getting stoned and laying around. CPA was supposed to leave at 8 yesterday AM, that puts him in CO at like 12 AM or so last night.

Hmmm... my hat stinks... I have kung fu tonight, so Im fixing to go to the gym early...
How goes the training SC?

[Starchaser107]

I'll tell you tonight after class, it resumes today, been out of the gym for 4 days.
one thing i can say about Jamaica there is no shortage of holidays.
seriously , we have public holidays all over the place here.
its like we live to party and take vacations...
or something:o

:rolleyes: :D

[norther practitioner]

CPA, what are you looking to do out here?

I'm working out tonight, then getting some much needed sleep.

I'll work my competition kung fu form.

[Meat Shake]

Enpee - I shall be up that way sometime in the next 2 months.
:eek:

[norther practitioner]

Cool, let me know when you get up here.

[Vash]

Well, the gf and I are no more. After a rather lengthy conversation regarding her domination by her sister and brother in law, and after her telling me she just didn't matter, she wasn't a kid anymore . . .

Ah hell. This suxors some serious ass. Well, everything aside, I think I'm a better person for knowing her than I was before her. But God ****. I didn't think this stuff could feel like this.

Saturday was our last "official" day on a break, at least as far as her family knew. I told her that whatever happens is her decision.
She said she'd try to talk to them tomorrow. I could here the sh in her voice. I just said it out loud.

Well hell, I've got classes in the morning. Yall keep it real.

**** happens, but I'm guessing there's a reason for it all. I just hope it's a **** good one.

peace

[Starchaser107]

"Dry Cry, Even Tears
Even my heart cry but who cares
who's fault no one but myself
things do happen , words can't explain
the only human reasoning joy mix with pain
people would spend time just for us to seperate,
they don't want to see us reach nowhere
oh girl, and you know I care
why does it have to be this way
can't tell you go can't tell you to stay
Just one of those Days oh
Just one of those days
Am I too humble , or ignorant
things began to find nothing seems important
my girl has left me and gone
doesn't want to see her in another arms
the essence of her beauty, and her charm
her perfume still lingers , hold on
remember girl, where we coming from, (woi)
i'm the one to whom you belong,
(oh yeah)
girl you keep me strong
you and you alone no other one
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY
CAN'T TELL YOU GO CAN'T TELL YOU TO STAY
just one of those days , just one of those days"

[Vash]

Indeed.

Thanks, ST107.

[bodhitree]

Vash, you are a profit, what do you need girls for? They should all bow down to Vash!

[Vash]

Originally posted by bodhitree
Vash, you are a profit, what do you need girls for? They should all bow down to Vash!

Indeed. Some say I'm a prophet, too ;)

But seriously, I think I'm just gonna go open my own stable, that way I can make myself a profit. :D

Were I a drinking man, I'd go get blind drunk. But, as I'm a gym rat, I wanna go do some bagwork, do some forms, and hit the iron, but that'll hafta wait.

peace.

[bodhitree]

profet / profit

all the same in the end. :D

[Vash]

Too true.

Huh-huh. You said, "in the end."

[insert anal joke here]

Huh-huh. I said "insert."

[Meat Shake]

Girlfriends cost too **** much anyways. Havin yourself an empire of bootycalls is where its at.

[Starchaser107]

strength

[Vash]

We may or may not be broken up.

I swear to God Himself, I'm confused as a mufuka.

MS:

I agree. Thing is, I don't believe in sex before marriage, so I'd be at a loss. And I HATE to disapoint.

In either event, I believe the debil suggested the idea of women to God, and He thought it was funny as Hell.

[Starchaser107]

lol

all the best either way it goes.

[Vash]

lol

thanks man.

props.


peace

[Vash]

sleep well, all.

bless

[bodhitree]

I ate at a freaking breakfast buffet this morning, wow I should not have done that!

[Starchaser107]

why

[bodhitree]

yesterday when i wrote that, i was having dificulty staying awake, and had to go to work. I am soooooo happy, i am off work tomarrow, it will be the first saturday i have off scince over 9 months ago.

[norther practitioner]

Well, I got to say this, good luck Vash, and keep it real.

Endless booty calls are nice, when you just want some booty, but a girl that'll go to taiji with you, go get a drink, then get in the shower with you, and scrub you down, then.........
Y'all get the picture.

[Starchaser107]

Heard from the cap yet?

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm back!!! What up my ORA Ridaz!
I'm currently in Lakewood, Co getting settled in. My cell crapped out so I'm on my way to Vagizon Wireless to get my sh!t fixed.

NP, I got your # and will be calling you with in the next few hours.

[Starchaser107]

whaddyaknow speak of the devil and he arrives.
supersticious people would say "you're gonna live long"

[CaptinPickAxe]

supersticious people would say "you're gonna live long"

lets hope so. Well, I'll be back shortly. Time to go verbally abuse Vagizon Wireless.

[norther practitioner]

Give it to them..

Yeah, hit me up...

I'm going to see kill bill tonight..

My boy is bartending at Kazmos at a d+b night..

let me know whats going down.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I was thinking of catching Kill Bill as well. I just picked up Vol. 1 and loved it. I want to catch the new one while its still fresh on my memory.

[Starchaser107]

cool,
i guess i'll just have to waiiiittt until it gets out here.

[norther practitioner]

Well, we'll be going to the showing at the Pavilions (downtown, on the 16th street mall) at like 10:30 ish...

I'm watching the first one after work...

Hit me up, maybe you can meet us there.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Sorry, can't today. I gotsta finish settin' up my room tonight. I'll probably hit that up tomarrow. Hit me up though.

[Vash]

My youngest brother, who's 10 and has down's syndrome, gets to compete in the Special Olympics tomorrow! He's doing the softball throw and the 50 meter dash. Gonna be cool.

Yall keep it real. I'm sleepy.

[Meat Shake]

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[Kristoffer]

sup easter witches

Candy and nuts in a egg, and a 'painted egg-bread'. Havn't been to church for like a year. Did see Passion of the Christ though, anyone seen it? I didn't find it that violent at all (although I think that's coz of all the f'd up movies I've seen so I'm used too it)
Didn't understand why people call it anti-jewish either :confused:
Anyone knows more about that??


oH and Vash, I have a friend who's going through the same thing you do. My advice to him was; move on. Hope things'll work out.

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[bodhitree]

Vash
hope your brother has fun
Kristoffer
did you see the south park regarding the passion? ha ha ha

[Vash]

Thanks K, Bodhi.

peace

[CaptinPickAxe]

Dude, the moutains are teasing me. I wanna go see 'em but have no ride. So I sit here and imagine what that snow must feel like. Blasted Coloradians, used to their moutains and don't want to visit them.:mad:

I've started producing again. I got over my writers block. I think that it was a lack of new samples.

[Starchaser107]

" Blasted Coloradians, used to their moutains and don't want to visit them."

I know right...thats so wack.

good thtat u started producing,
I haven't gotten out of my funk yet though.

[Vash]

Well, little brother got a blue ribbon in shot putting the soft ball, and a white ribbon in the 50 meter dash.

Dude's a P.I.M.P.

[Starchaser107]

cool

[CaptinPickAxe]

Vash, tell the youngblood congrats.

SC107, I found just chillin' and thinking bout everything but music helps. That and trying new stuff. Right now I'm on the Ambient D&B tip. I've also picked up a true reggae vibe. Dam, it must be the fresh moutain air giving me ideas. either that or my muse returned from vacation. Either way, chase, you'll get over it ( maybe not for a while, but eventually you will) Trust me.

[Vash]

CPA; will do. Looking forward to the next tracks.

Y'all, this southern gentlwman is sleepy. Therefore, I must retire to sleepyplace.

And, just because, it's funny. http://www.wiggaz.com/

Had to call down unmatchable on another thread with this, and it deserves more exposure.

[CaptinPickAxe]

No, posting these for a grip. This is my top secret project. Sorta like The Roots Phrenology Album, I'm trying to do it all. It'll be free for my ORA Ridaz, but I'm looking to sell this joint.

I'm going to check out some schools tomarrow. I've been on the bowflex, but its time to get back into the swang of thangs.

[Kristoffer]

cool

[Kristoffer]

Originally posted by bodhitree
Vash
hope your brother has fun
Kristoffer
did you see the south park regarding the passion? ha ha ha


naw sorry havn't seen that. was it fun?

[Kristoffer]

I*M OUT PEACE EVRRRYONE

[CaptinPickAxe]

Stay safe and enjoy your time at the barraks.

[bodhitree]

kris
one of the funniest things i ever saw!!! Hope you all had a good weekend!

[CaptinPickAxe]

I visited the moutains yesterday and enjoyed the snow. I got to slide down a ski slope that was closed on a lift pad. I really enjoyed it and feel better now. The moutain snow no longer teases me. I'm still thawing out my feet.

[Starchaser107]

lucky,
good 4 u.:D

[Meat Shake]

Stupid dyslexia.
Everyime I look at blooming lotus's name, I think it says looming boobus.
:confused:

[CaptinPickAxe]

Hey. I woke up today and KungFuMagazineForums turned into PoliticalDebatForums. I'm going back to sleep and hoping it changes back.:D

[norther practitioner]

CPA,

Tell me what schools you visit, what you think, etc. You know your allways welcome to come check out taiji if you want. Also, we're having our Cheung San Feng festival on Saturday, starting in Washington Park (many, many fine ladies biking and joggin' in that area) sometime in the morning, then going to start up again @ 3 @ a church on 8th and Colorado. There will be a few schools there doing demo's and push hands and whatnot... usually a pot luck..

Usually really fun.

I'll hit you up w/ the details tom. night or maybe thurs. Tom. is my b-day, so don't know how well I'll remember them.. namean.

[CaptinPickAxe]

word.

Well happy early B-Day, chum. Don't party too hard...you want to remember the girls name the next morning;)

Definitly hit me up with some more info on the fest, I'll make a cameo and we'll meet up.

[CaptinPickAxe]

oh........HAPPY 420!!!!!!

I had too...I'm sorry

[CaptinPickAxe]

I can't resist anymore.
Tomorrow I'm posting my Ambient D&B track on my homepage.

Here's the big picture:
Its called "Vodka Smuggla" and its different. Much different than anything else I've ever done. I think on the 150-180 bpm tip its the best I've done so far. It draws from LTJ Bukem, K&D, and a little bit of Amon Tobin. I hope you enjoy it and I'll let you cats know when its up.

P.S. Constructive criticism wanted...so don't be shy.

[Meat Shake]

If I flew a mahogany bumble****er for 1 week and 7 days, how would the midgets get their rights back?

[Starchaser107]

how do you beat the censor

[bodhitree]

homies

finaly spring is here.

[Meat Shake]

SC - your mailbox is full.
It must be emptied and the secret shall be yours!

[bodhitree]

OOOHHHH brinka till the dawn, brinka till the dawn!


I injured myself, I fell down the steps in my own house:confused:

I cant turn my neck either way. I'll still train though!

[Starchaser107]

well depending on the type of injury youve recieved two things can happen by training

the first of which is that hopefully the excercize will relax the muscles and make it easier for you to move your neck.

the other thing that can happen is that you injure yourself more by aggrivating it.

i'm no doctor so i don't have any deeper advice ,

good luck:D

[norther practitioner]

CPA,
3pm at the Church of Christ on the corner of 7th and Colorado Blvd.

[Vash]

bodhitree:

be careful, dude. see a doctor, too. mess around with something like that, you'll end up pulling a Vash, being out of commision for a long ass time.

Heal Fast, man.

[Kristoffer]

Yea stay healthy

man the battle pit is really live again. whoever the unknown is he sure made ppl post again. that's good

[bodhitree]

thanks for the advice homies!

[CaptinPickAxe]

NP,

I'll try and be there. I'll definitly let you know. DAM, I just go your message today about the Def Jux Show. I bet it was tight, how was RJD2? My phone doesn't get any reception around here. I'm PMing you with the house #

Dude, its snowing!its snowing! about 7 or 8 inches worth! I'm going for a walk in the snow! Something we never see in Texas!

[norther practitioner]

Show was wicked tight...

[Starchaser107]

snow is really cool.

but so is sand , i haven't been to the beach in ages.

this lebanese guy that i know says that the beaches in lebanon are much nicer than ja. i've never been to lebanon so i can't verify.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I don't know about Jamaica or Lebanon, but what I do know is Hawaii has the most beautiful beaches and country I have EVER seen. Oahu has all the club scene, plastic waikiki women, and kavakava bars a 21 year old could want. The beaches are soft , white (or black...or green) sand. The water is warm and the waves are big. Big Island has the most beautiful country (like Rainforests, Plains, Moutains, Volcano, badlands, etc.). The colors are undiscribable.


Pardise, friends...paradise

[Starchaser107]

dude , saying that hawaii has great beaches land and babes is like asking somebody if they knew that biggie was a rapper.
you're lucky to have been, one day i'll get there:D

[Kristoffer]

yea me too

[Starchaser107]

funny sig.
"''Hey, did you hear about the chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand'' --Junior Soprano

[Kristoffer]

I heard it on a Sopranos show.. btw I've just bought season 1, 2 and 3 on dvd. I've watched about 15 hours of it in just 3 days or so (got more than half left)
I'm a mafia movie junkie

[shaolin kungfu]

Whats goin on dudes?

Feels good to be back. Things have been pretty crazy here. I'll try to post more often from now on.

[Starchaser107]

easy skankin'

[bodhitree]

homies, how is the weekend? Mine was alright. my favorite place in the world, ora!

[chen zhen]

ive been trolling a bit on the main board.

weee!!

good to be back

[Kristoffer]

how's things?
btw that's one ugly avatar u have :D

[Kristoffer]

Not saying she's ugly, just that it looks like an ass with a mans head

[norther practitioner]

Demo went well...

did the 24, our beginner form, and a kung fu form (northern shaolin long fist).

[Kristoffer]

footage?

[chen zhen]

Originally posted by Kristoffer
Not saying she's ugly, just that it looks like an ass with a mans head

nah, this is the bigger version

[Kristoffer]

These small av's don't do her justice

[chen zhen]

yup. that ass cant be underestimated

[CaptinPickAxe]

Skankin' it slow.

'Scuse me while I light my splif.

Between getting the computer up and running and trying to find work, CPA has been a busy man. I want a job at a health club or music store. I need M-O-N-E-Y so I can start training again and buy me a motorcyle. I haven't had a chance to post any new tracks yet, because the PC I have it on has no internet access and this one is unreliable. James is finishing up the second part of the Trilogy (remember the trilogy?), "Lycanthropy", and I've begun on the the bear for "The Crusader". I'm gonna get MeatShake to play bass on "The Crusader", so it should be interesting.

Anyways, if I don't show my face for a few days, stay up.

[norther practitioner]

Let me talk to my roomate about any openings at the point CPA..

It's a nice health club on the West side.

[norther practitioner]

footage?

I don't have it yet if they got it or not. They were filming all day, but I'm not sure what of my stuff they got and what they didn't. It'll be a few weeks before I'll get any of it either way.

[CaptinPickAxe]

That would be great, NP. I've applied at Bally's right by my apt. complex, but I get the impression that they are giving me the run around.

[Vash]

Bally's = McGym.

Well, finally broke up with the gf. Long story short, Issues came up, I decided they weren't worth dealing with again. I'm a little bummed, but not enough to lose anysleep over it. If God wants us together, then He'll let it happen. But, I ain't worried about it.

Peace, all. I'm getting some yogurt, then some sleep.