This forum is on the brink of death..

[Vash]

sounds good to me.

now, if i could make music that roxord, then i'd be set. ;) :eek: :D :cool:

btw, in your homage to your brothers, you mentioned having a few bowls. i knows what beers is, but what are the bowls?

[CaptinPickAxe]

LOL! :D

Its smoking pot (or tobacco <_< >_>) out of a pipe. The part that holds the pot (or tobacco <_< >_>) is called a bowl.

[Vash]

ah . . . i knew that! i was just testing you, making sure you knew.

gotta keep peeps on their toes, no?

i'm sleppy.

peace

[CaptinPickAxe]

peace out

[Starchaser107]

no comment.

[Kristoffer]

I saw Day after Tomorrow too.. It was alrite. I liked how everyone had to move and such, how it effected us as a species. That was the good part, I could care less about those main characters though.

[Kristoffer]

btw peep this (http://www.svenskunderjord.com/video/highwon-kann_igen_stor.wmv)

[chen zhen]

hey captinpicaxe, can u gimme some advices on how to get started on producing? id like to know some details & issh like that. maybe over pm.. yaknow

-cz

btw chec a funny pic:D:

[CaptinPickAxe]

Its been dead for too long...



WAKE UP!

[Vash]

Abra los ojos

[Vash]

I just finished ordering the last of the videos from George Alexander and Ken Penland about the White Crane form of Karate (Matsumura lineage by way of Hohan Soken). Three videos, $30 a pop.

I like karate. Wanna train again.

*marks another day off calender that has to wait until enemies are crushed, driven before, and lamentations of wimmins is heard*


OMA 0\^/4 j00

[Former castleva]

Hello,hello&that way on.

[Vash]

Hey, FC. Long time, no post. The dilly yo?

[Ming Yue]

hey you guys. :)
whazup at B.O.D ?

[Vash]

Wazzup?

Family's still down. Argh. Argh argh argh.

Anyway, I'm down, and out. Sleepy time for Cody. Looking forward to getting the 1st of 3 karate vids in soon.

peace to all

ps, whats a BOD?

[Starchaser107]

two awol members in one day ,
goood stuuufff

hey fc , hey ming

[Ming Yue]

Brink
Of
Death

:cool:

heyya SC.

been busy - had a very nice mantis seminar in Nashville this weekend, met some KFM posters.

how's things with you?

[shaolin kungfu]

Seems like everyones comin back!

Hey FC! whats up dude? glad to see you back postin again! :)

Hey ming! whats goin on?

And whats up with the rest of the ORA? Everyone doin good?

[CaptinPickAxe]

Welcome back, my elusive friends!

All we need now is Chen, then its the ORA Family Reunion.

Also, Did someone e-mail me with a request to remix a song? If so, I e-mailed y'all back. If not, CHECK OUT MY SITE! Its been updated with some new tracks and touch ups. "another night" (name subject to change) has been updated and I think y'all dig it.;)

saytownwhut... (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/8/sifubeatsmusic.htm)

[Ming Yue]

hey CPA and Shaolin:

CPA I'll put some time into exploring your site. I haven't heard any of your tracks but from what people say here you have skills.
:D

Here's a shot of the seminar in Nashville this weekend - some KFO folks you'll recognize there. I'm looking a bit like a little combat tank. :p the pic was after a long hot day of training, we learned the taiji meihua form White Ape Steals the Peach and a few apps. That form is chock full of nice application.


http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=487618

[Vash]

Is it just me, or does Kudge Pen look a lot like Todd McFarlane?

[norther practitioner]

Mike Piazza

but anywho, is it just me, or are there a lot of people who are complaining that all the monks are fake wushu athletes again. :rolleyes:

Meanwhile back at bandcamp, they're studying the deadly flute picks a cherry technique...


How was everyone (who is in the US) long weekend? And for all you folks outside this country, hows it hanging.


SC107...

I'm still trying to get to Orlando.... I've got enough now to go to Dallas, if I have a good weekend this week at the bar I should be good to go, if not, than well, I won't be able to go.

[Starchaser107]

vash: "Is it just me, or does Kudge Pen look a lot like Todd McFarlane?"
__________________________________________________ __

Sort of. I see why you say that though.
__________________________________________________ __

np: "And for all you folks outside this country, hows it hanging.?"
__________________________________________________ __

erm... like a mule? ..."swing lowww sweet chaariot coming forth to carry me hooome..." j/k

hope u get to go, i heard that theres gonna be a bunch of kfm pps there ... mostly mantids though...oso will be there.
__________________________________________________ __

good morning ORA.

[Ming Yue]

SC,
is there a link to the Orlando info somewheres?

[Starchaser107]

http://www.kungfuchampionship.com/

[Vash]

I meant Judge Pen, not Kudge Pen. But, I digress.

Are there any Kung Fu tournaments in the southern US near Arkansas that allow Karate peeps to enter? I'd love to get to one, do some tournament stuff, meet some KFO peeps.

Soon as I get healed up.

[Ming Yue]

there's one saturday the 12th in Charlotte, NC

http://mhkungfu.com/Events/Tournaments/tournaments.html

a little closer, anyway

[Former castleva]

Thank you,those responsible,for welcoming (if there´s such a verb).
There have been some obstacles out there,technical and otherwise,which hopefully explains,at least to a degree,my absence.




The dilly yo?
Can translate that not.

[Starchaser107]

"the dilly yo"
what's the deal

what's happenning

[Kristoffer]

BOD
ORA

Hey FC, are u havin any good weather over there? It's pretty good around here..

btw, Ming Yue, Oso looks like a pimp

[Ming Yue]

lolol....
well, he's not my boyfriend anymore, just my friend.

you can call him whatever you want. :)


He kicks serious ass, that's for sure.

[Starchaser107]

i had a feeling about that...
didn't wanna ask.

[Former castleva]

SC,not very good.It should be much better...
Indeed,weeks ago the weather was excellent,it had not been as warm as it was at the time,since 1930´s.
As for now,does not look like a summer.

So,things could improve.

[Kristoffer]

it'll come around I think. buy some lapin cultas, find some birds (;) ) and enjoy life

[Starchaser107]

fc i'm practically baking here , and i'm sitting under my fan:eek: i can actually pinpoint the day the climate changed to between sunday and now..prior to that it was rainy and dreary and dull and depressing.
now , all i need is access to a pool, or maybe even some beach and things would be all good.

[Ming Yue]

it's all good. :D We get along much better now.

I shouldn't rub it in, but It's 78 degrees and breezy here under blue sky.

[Kristoffer]

it's 20 + C here. dun know how many degrees that is. To me, this is almost too hot. :eek:
Man, Jamaicans don't have to go to no vacations.. They live in a vacation :D

[Starchaser107]

KRIS :"Man, Jamaicans don't have to go to no vacations.. They live in a vacation "
__________________________________________________ _

Staar u totally have no idea how right u are.

which is inherently as much a bad thing as it is good.

[Kristoffer]

when I hit old age I'll get my ass down there to to escape the ice age

[Starchaser107]

So Ming
u coming to orlando or what?

[Starchaser107]

ice age ,
surely it can't be That bad.

[norther practitioner]

In the 70s here, blue sky, nice breeze.... don't worry, soon it'll be storming or 95...lol.

[Kristoffer]

I like ice though

[Ming Yue]

I'd love to go to Orlando.

No money, and hence no preparation.

Next year I'm there.
:)

[Starchaser107]

well then there ya go !

[CaptinPickAxe]

The collabo project between chase and I is some cold sh!t. Its still growing up, but hurs a taster. ;)

www.soundclick.com/mizri

holla!

[norther practitioner]

Yo, can one of y'all email that to me... I can't dl it here at work.

[CaptinPickAxe]

drop chase a pm. I can't e-mail bigger files.

[Starchaser107]

i'm on it
yo beats, i been working on it all day, u need to hear this.
i guess i see u later.

[norther practitioner]

Thanks bro...

[Starchaser107]

aight it's been sent

[CaptinPickAxe]

Chase. MSN messenger is fuct. Post it on soundclick.

[norther practitioner]

OK, it's tight, I like it.....


One thing though, there is that one sound thats like do do dooo do do doooooo do do dooooooooooooooooo


I like that aspect, but maybe not the sound, sounds too $10 casio keyboard, or a money mark sample.

[Former castleva]

fc i'm practically baking here , and i'm sitting under my fan i can actually pinpoint the day the climate changed to between sunday and now..prior to that it was rainy and dreary and dull and depressing.
Sounds pretty good.

Kris,he,he.
:cool:

[Starchaser107]

"I like that aspect, but maybe not the sound, sounds too $10 casio keyboard, or a money mark sample."
__________________________________________________

hahaha...

maybe it'll just stay in your head :p

thanx for the feedback,

the sample i sent u is different from the one at soundclick as well,
i'll upload the one i sent u to soundclick later
unless capitan wants to do it for me on his site.

[Vash]

It is Da Shizzle.

It's also really good.

ST107, Blue was great, too. You got some awesome stuff.

[Starchaser107]

"It is Da Shizzle.

It's also really good.

ST107, Blue was great, too. You got some awesome stuff."
__________________________________________________ __



blame it on pickaxe it's mostly his doing.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Holy ****!
Work is really starting to suck. Since I put in my notice, I've been demoted to porter and have been everyones punching bag (not litteraly, verbally)...I'm learning patience. I cannot wait to go to college and be a full time student again...free health insurance, 1/2 of the rent, reason to be crazy.

Well, back to the firey pits of hell so the slave drivers can add more lacerations to my already sore back...one and half weeks...one and a half weeks.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I put a hurting on a marine we work with. He was trying to show me some moves, and went to show him some SC, and he busted his ass and has a gnarly bruise on his arm...:D

Now, he tells everyone what I practice and how bad ass it is.:D

[Vash]

ST107:

Well, whoever's fault it is, I'm likin' it.

CPA: 1.5 weeks. 's Nothin'. Remember, on the last day, just walk around the gym an' throw EVERY MUTHERTRUCKER that comes in the door. It's a good workout, plus, it demonstrates your unwillingness to be a slave to the Man . . . or David Carradine. The *******.

[Starchaser107]

Anarchy must reign supreme.
sorry to hear bout all that work related stress.
maintain.
props on kicking some marine ass though..

[shaolin kungfu]

Hey everyone. whats up?

[Starchaser107]

late night episodes
burning the candle on both ends u know.
i miss my daughter
this baby daddy life is hard
anyway it's all good
nuttn but luv 4 y'all
ya know

one

[CaptinPickAxe]

THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY a.k.a. PAY DAY!

I'm gonna treat myself to a feast! A feast to make a glutton jealous. I'm maintainin', just kinda apprehensive to head back to the tone. I'm afraid I'll slip back to my old ways...smokin' too much, drinkin' too much. I do want to capitalize on some missed opportunities ifyouknowwhati'msayin. I think I've come too far to go back to the old me. I'm going to college, holdin' a job, making some good tracks (or so I'm told).

I've started gaining again. I'm back up to 175. I'm eating regularly now and supplementing my workouts with Whey. I was kinda shocked when the marine fell all hardtimes like he did. He bashed his arm against the copy machine. Thats where the bruise came from. I was showing him a reversal to the bear hug.

[CaptinPickAxe]

peep my first couple pieces of art...they were both very small.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Old Guru

[CaptinPickAxe]

Lama...and maybe future tattoo

[Kristoffer]

looks grafitti -like.

[Ming Yue]

nice!
looks like batik.

cool style.

[Kristoffer]

Ming how's your art doin?

[Vash]

CPA:

Good stuff.

[Starchaser107]

neato

[Ming Yue]

pretty good Kris... been too busy doing this (http://www.curious3d.com/cyn-and-dj.jpg) to work on the art much. I miss it, I have a bunch of ideas...

this one's new:

http://www.curious3d.com/ledgeworld.jpg

and this:

http://www.curious3d.com/Courtyard.jpg

[Starchaser107]

ledgeworld , cool...i'm scared just thinking how that would work , making me nervous and s#it.... is that a cat and a kitten playing?

courtyard, very nice handling of the grey vibe... i like the mood but ming
ming

what's up with the suicidal cats?

[Ming Yue]

well, on ledgeworld, I figured that cats live on boats and don't fall off, so they'd probably be ok there.

and in courtyard.. I've seen my cat dangle off a fence like that batting at a bug or something...

what can I say? it was a cat phase. :)

[Vash]

Good stuff. Like the kung fu.

Marry me?

[Starchaser107]

i kid u not
i saw a cat run straight up a wall once it was a 2 story house and it made it to the roof.
i get the feeling i said this before.:confused:

[Starchaser107]

LOL @ Vash:D

go get 'em tiger!

[Ming Yue]

Vash.

naaaah. Marriage is no good. Let's just have a meaningless fling and then do some kung fu.
:cool:


SC,
I think you did tell that story before, but it's cool nonetheless.

[Ming Yue]

I'm out for the weekend. Leaving work early today.
:D

have a good one!

[Starchaser107]

Vash buddy, u gotta do somethin' about those christian ethics it's not gonna get u places:p

[Vash]

Ming Yue:

I can handle that :cool: :eek: :o :D

Is it okay if we do karate instead? ;)

ST107:

Seriously. Some days it can be pretty stiffling.

I'm a man, though. I can handle my frustration. :eek:

[Starchaser107]

I need a massage.
and i need some beach in my life.

[Vash]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
i need some beach in my life.

That's what I told her. Then, she kicked me in da nuts and walked off with a chick with a mullet.

[CaptinPickAxe]

...wearing a "Ellen DeGeneres has a *****" T-Shirt

[Vash]

How'd you know?

[Starchaser107]

Hell'n' DeGenerates
__________________________________________________


j/k:cool:

[Vash]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
Hell'n' DeGenerates

That is a rather apt description of my hometown.

:eek: :D

[Starchaser107]

you live in new kingston as well?:eek:

[Vash]

Unfortunately, no. Close, though. El Dorado. The City of Gold (or something to that effect).

Turns out, all the gold is inlayed upon the teeth (or collective tooth) of the populace.

Yall keep it real, I'm sleepy.

[CaptinPickAxe]

YO!

original rude boy...on ya scene. Another week down. Workin' all week really makes you appreciate the weekends...and pot. I don't smoke untill after work so I'm kinda missin' all the quality time me and mary jane used ta spend together...but I'm better off with out that trifelin' ass b!tch.

well, time to burn one down.;)

[CaptinPickAxe]

I ordered a Numark TT200 a few seconds ago. It'll be waiting for me in the good ol' San Tone. I'm gonna get right to work and start cleaning up my scratch. I've been outta practice, but I think I'll pick it up quick again. This is going to be the proverbial "Plato Buster" I've been seeking for my music. Nothing adds to a track like some cuts...

This is me exited:eek:

[CaptinPickAxe]

I've spent my whole paycheck on a turntable and records...

Oh, well....

[Starchaser107]

make sure all your investments give you at the very least adequate returns

[CaptinPickAxe]

Well, I'm kinda regretting it now. (sorta, I'm still stoked about it) I was let go from my job a week early. They said I was already replaced so they had no need for me. ****, I guess I'll have to concentrate on music and training before I head back to the tone. I wish I had more cheddar though:(

[Vash]

That suxors, dude. Hope you get some extra green flowin' in.

In other news, know the best way to stop thinking about your ex? Have her call you. She called today, had some stuff going on. We talked for about a half hour. 10 minutes into it I realized, "oh yeah, she did drive me crazy."

I'm sure a part of me will always care for her, because I haven't ever felt the way I did about her before. But, I know that leaving her was not a mistake. And that's a good thing.

Now, got the ex outta my head. Next step: be healed, get CFT certification. Post that, start training at the gym, working out myself, become better than before, get me some nice wimmin folk.

[Kristoffer]

Cap, rob a bank. Pimp the system!

ex gf's give me a headache

[Ming Yue]

not sure where you are CPA, but I think if you give full notice, and they let you go before that time is up, they still have to pay you for that last week.

I know here if you two weeks and they kick you out a week early, they still have to pay you for two...

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'll make them pay me!!!
Yes, I'll send my army of astral spies to cohort some cash out of them! MWhahahahaha! BTW check the sig

The best quote ever!

[Starchaser107]

yeah 4 real dont let em jerk u, investigate your rights.

[CaptinPickAxe]

It'll probably be included in my severence pay. I'll definitly check up on that though. I'm serious when it comes to my cheddar.

[Ming Yue]

if you had vacation days that you didn't use, you get those too.


squeeze em for the cash, my friend
:D

[Starchaser107]

_Originally Posted by Kris : _________________________________________________
"ex gf's give me a headache"
__________________________________________________

Really...
ex girlfriends give me head :cool:

[Vash]

Wayne Brady was once the whitest man alive.

I have reclaimed my crown.

[CaptinPickAxe]

" White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X"

Y'all seen that episode of Chappelle's Show?

[Vash]

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[Ming Yue]

The wayne brady sketch was classic.

still I like the race draft best, followed by the blind black KKK guy.

Chappelle rocks

[CaptinPickAxe]

Yeah. Wayne Brady skit is the best one.
here's the list:

1. Wayne Brady skit
2. Trading Spouses
3. Playa Haters Ball


All are classics and it was hard to make the list. Dave Chappelle is a genius...pure genius.

[Vash]

I liked the sketch from the "outtake" show where the playa haters went back in time, and Chappelle shot a slave owner.

Also, the Rick James sketches pwn all others.

[Kristoffer]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
_Originally Posted by Kris : _________________________________________________
"ex gf's give me a headache"
__________________________________________________

Really...
ex girlfriends give me head :cool:


:D
pimp-O-maticly speaking

[CaptinPickAxe]

"Buck Nasty, You so dark when you touch yourself its black on black crime."

"Buck Nasty, What can I say about your suit that already hasn't been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleated"

"Gorgeous, why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa."

"And you Boss Hog, thats funny. This coat is made from you mothers pubic hair"

"Silky's mama has one big titty and one little titty and they call that ***** biggie smalls. HA! Hit me one time"

"That ***** has dick holes cut in her underwear" (About Rosie O'Donnell)

"He has Dolphin teeth" (About P.Diddy)

"He says no one wants to see him shine, but he looks shiny to me" (About P.Diddy)

"I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all thats bad happens to you and only you."

"As I sip on my soda I'm sure someone spit in..."

[norther practitioner]

lol.. Chappelle is funnier dan shizqa

[CaptinPickAxe]

Mufukerz at TurntableLab sent my records to the wrong fukkin' address!!! thats a lot of money down the fukkin' drain...****!!!!!!

[Starchaser107]

can u do something about it?

[norther practitioner]

Dat's shi tty..

Do you know what addy they sent it to? Thats there problem (seriously). They should refund you (as it is there mistake) and if they don't, I'm guessing you didn't pay cash, so you can either stop payment on the check, fight the cc charge, etc.

[CaptinPickAxe]

It is their problem. I just contacted UPS, as directed by a rep for the site, and they say I cannot change the info. I will fight the credit card charge if it doesn't ship correctly. This is bullsh!t. Its as simple of a mistake as Rigde/Bridge. I'll be one very angry captin if I get shafted on this.

[Kristoffer]

do u know where it was sent? just go there and take it from them

[Starchaser107]

;)

[Vash]

When I unzip my pants in the presence of a woman, it's considered assault with a deadly weapon.

[norther practitioner]

I heard it was a comedy act...:eek:

[Vash]

. . . I've too big a ***** to respond to that.

:eek:

[CaptinPickAxe]

They sent it to a street that doesn't exsist.

I live on **** Bridge, they sent it to **** Ridge. There is no ridge in my hood.

[Meat Shake]

I say we get the address of the ceo of ups, go to his house, and torture his family members in front of him.

[norther practitioner]

Dude, you've been watching too many mafia movies (looks around), did that just come out of MY mouth....


:D



Vash..

You just did dude.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Shake, I'm down. I'm more sadistic than Nicky Santoro. I'll bust his fukkin' skull, wait for him to come out of his coma and bust his fukkin' skull again...I'm stupid like that.:D

My beef is with TurntableLab.com Those are some of the most uncooproative mufukaz this side of the equator.

[Starchaser107]

dude

i just had to say dude. cause i was like inspired by all u dudes that just said dude.

yo on a sadder note ,

the president of JFLAG (jamaica federation for lesbians and gays)
was found in his home earlier chopped to death.
naturally the members of the ****sexual community are saying its a hate crime , but the police suspect that robbery was the motive for the slaying.

c'mon y'all thats just sad. if u don't like people cause of thier sexual orientation thats one thing, but murder...
even if it was just a robbery...
really and truly.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Would it be better if I started calling everyone 'Yo'?
How about "B"?
"Home-Slice G-Funk-Classic Playa Playa"?

I have nothing against gays or lesbians. As long as they respect my wishes not to be hit on. They get one strike. It is indeed very sad. No one deserves that. Regardless of sexual orientation or religious background....sad. very, very sad....dude;)

[CaptinPickAxe]

Chase and I are working on a collabo again. We both will be emceeing on this one. If you wanna check an early sketch of the beat go to my website:

www.soundclick.com/sifubeats

"Slippin' Sands"

[Starchaser107]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood Mooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiin nnnnngggggggggggg


Brrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkk.

ryduuuz!

[Ming Yue]

morning!

whatcha doing this fine fine weekend SC?

[Vash]

I will me made whole again.

I will feel my body return to my control.

I will beat the bag until my knuckles are bloody and raw.

I will crush my enemies.

I will see them driven before.

I will hear the lamentations of their wimminz.

But first,

I will have more Cranberry Juice!

Seriously though, this whole gimp thing is getting old. I wanna do something.

peace

[Kristoffer]

join a wheelchair race and hit on the gimp wimmin. Or buy a gun, hey you live in the us after all

[Vash]

I can't sit up right to sit in a fugging wheelchair! :mad:

Besides, dem wimmin in da chairs don't like me for some reason.

I don't like guns. Except my twin custom 9mms wil gold plating which I used to take with me during my adventures as the "Badass from Brokeridge." But, alas, those days are gone.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I want twin Platinum Colt .45s with pearl handles.



on second thought...I don't like guns.

[Kristoffer]

I'm glad they aint legal here. I'd be nervous if people walked around with them like over there. I'd buy a flamethrower or something. It would be a great garden tool

[CaptinPickAxe]

El-P said it best in "Deep Space 9mm"

"...I'll be right here hidin' from guns"

[Ming Yue]

I'd have to go for a repeating crossbow.


edit:

repeating crossbow
repeating crossbow

[Starchaser107]

wanna take me to the beach ming?

well, I been working all morning, it's afternoon now, I'm chillin' out to biggie Life after death disk 2.
_________________________________________________

drinking some peanut punch and wishing J's punk ass didn't get appendicitis so I could kick his little ***** ass tonight for talking that ****. fuggit, he'll heal in a few days and the doc said he'll be good to go. I'm not mad I jus wanna get even...
trash talking mother fugger.
can't believe his punk ass was talking that garbage.

heal fast so i can get my revenge , and also i gotta hit him up 4 dissin' my fren too.
lil' punk beyooootch!

[Ming Yue]

ooo you're a tease.
:p yea I want to go to the beach.

I don't feel like working anymore today.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm bumpin' RJD2 "Deadringer" right now...
I'm fixin' to go for a run but I have to get batteries for my CD player.

I want to go to the beach, ******! Thats one of the huge drawbacks of Colorado.

[Starchaser107]

your country or mine;)

[Ming Yue]

yours, of course. :D

I need to save up some money to travel, I'll be there in six weeks.

:p

[Starchaser107]

6 weeks i should be in co. by then...my my time flies.

TGIF!!!

hey rydaz go out tonight and get urselves drunk and crunk 4 me.

[Vash]

I'll do the next best thing: stay home, eat dinner, fall asleep with a muscle stimulator strapped to my chest.

Can't beat that :)

[Starchaser107]

masturbation could beat that

[Vash]

Nah, masturbation is disqualified; it beats itself :eek:

peace

[Starchaser107]

are those karate rules?:rolleyes:

[Vash]

Last time I checked :cool:

[Kristoffer]

Kiiiiiiaaaaa !

[Vash]

Soon as my pants get dry, I'm gonna go get her a couple of things. I was thinking an Over the Hill card, along with a Get Well Soon thing :eek:

momma has a sense of humor.

Thanks momma!

[CaptinPickAxe]

Two days 'till I make my return to the Tone. I'm excited to see the fam and friends before I dip out to college. I always get butterflies about flying though. Its strange considering how much I fly...

Anyways, I've been uping the ante for the past few days. I've been doing Cardio and a rigorous workout on my Bowflex for the past 3 days. I wanna be on my A-Game for my return to the stanky, ugly San Antonio. Oh, how I miss the thick Texas air:D

[Kristoffer]

http://www.freesherman.org/Artist%20-%20Radio%20Rebelde%20vocals%20up.mp3

[norther practitioner]

CPA, have a good trip. Yeah, this weekend was crazy. Went out with my old crew on Thurs. got tore up, went to a wedding in Aspen on Friday night, got tore up, went out with some friends on Sat. night, got tore up, then, Sunday, bartended for a recovery party, got many other people tore up.....

All in all good, didn't train much, I'm nursing a pulled hammie.

[Starchaser107]

Yawn!, good morning

[Starchaser107]

sounds like fuuuuun np.
heal up .

[norther practitioner]

Yup, another month, and I'll have you here to toss me around.:D

[Kristoffer]

some subway controlants gave me a fine just coz my card expired two days ago. mutherfukkers! I hate these ***gots no wonder people attack them. Their idiots :mad:

[CaptinPickAxe]

Don't worry the apocolypse is upon us...when the first meteor hits, take a butter knife to them bastadges:D

Jesus, that guy was a nut ball.:D

[Kristoffer]

lol

yeah I agree. I remember all kinds of crazy people back before the millenium change. I wonder if they were disapointed when they didn't die? :)

[CaptinPickAxe]

Hell! The mellinium even had Wu Tang Clan and Busta Rhymes scared....It just goes to show that stupidity isn't bound by fanicial status.:D

I thought it was bull****...

[Kristoffer]

yea me too, but back then I hoped something would happen. For the same reasons I hoped the arma-G guy is right :D
I've spotted a pattern in my behavior

[CaptinPickAxe]

Dude, i need some ****in' sleep...I'm starting to give BL a run for her money on the trollin' bit

[CaptinPickAxe]

Impending doom, mother****ers!

[norther practitioner]

Thats great CPA.. have a nice flight...lol


Just watch out for the afternoon storms blowing through.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Thanks,NP! I'm already nervous about my flight:mad:

If my plane crashes I'm gonna come back to haunt your ass:D

[Vash]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
If my plane crashes I'm gonna come back to haunt your ass:D

Why his ass? Wouldn't his conscience be more to the point?

[Ming Yue]

ass hauntings are devious cause you gotta be careful where you sit down, and some days your pants dont fit right.... oh the horror.


edit:
I had too many margaritas after training tonight. I'll just be quiet now lest I start to sound like "Eyebrows" Lotus

[Vash]

lol

peace, all. some bedtime reading on white crane influences on karate, then time for sleepy!

[CaptinPickAxe]

LOL

"Eyebrows" Lotus

****, Ming! You keep it up and you'll be giving Dave Chappelle a run for his money. You've been on a roll as of late...

[Ming Yue]

oh i'm like this all the time, I just haven't been hanging aroud nearly enough.

:)

[Starchaser107]

Martinis on the house for everyone :cool: ,
the brink thread is gonna get lush tonight!

[Ming Yue]

now that I've started on tequila, I'd better stick with tequila.

but put it in a martini glass.

[Starchaser107]

ok then, sure, why not.
do u usually get red during the middle of the meek for no good reason..or is there cause to celebrate

[Ming Yue]

I'm not that far gone, just had a drink after training with friends, and I get tipsy easy. :)

apparently i've had enough to make a mean comment that ****ed off BL, however. in the Dim Mak thread.

it's very unlike me to be mean, but I think I'll let it stand.

[Kristoffer]

man yesterday was a ****ed up day..


praise allah

[CaptinPickAxe]

Today is the day...
Granted its 8 hours away. I'll be back in the Tone before I sleep again. I'm excited to see all my peoples, but I'm nervous about the flight. I'm anxious to get home and start playing with my deck and putting together some Ideas for a scratch track. I can't wait to see my boys James, Matt, and John. :D

I'm glad to be spending the last summer back home. Next time you hear from me I'll be in San Antonio.

Godspeed, friends

[Kristoffer]

take care C

[Vash]

keep safe

peace

[Starchaser107]

fly safe mang.

[Ming Yue]

ditto.
you'll be safely in San antonio in no time.
:)

[norther practitioner]

Anyone got anything interesting going on, other than flying to San Antonio.. oh, how was the trip bro?

[Kristoffer]

oh man.. the sweden post makes me sick. the link he posted, I don't think I've ever read such filth throwing nonsense in my entire life. why is it that my american brothers feel they have the right to spew hate, **** and twisted facts around like it's common facts, and still be p1ssed on the fact that people lash back? this naive, ****y attitude. I now understand how all the america bashing must feel like. but it has also been made clearer to me from where that comes from.

this goes beyond country bashing. theres an issue deeper than that. my country isn't perfect, but you'rs aint either. there is no etopias, and will probebly never be. the issue is LACK OF RESPECT. everyone is paranoied about muslims and Islam. people talk about them like there not human beings. Make fun of their names. It's like anyone that is different from you, is no good. this isn't just about muslims it's about every country on earth.

I realize now how meaningless my precens here is..
maybe I just need some sleep


Good night
see ya

[Starchaser107]

k,

interesting..

i'm eating plantain chips currently...much tastier & healthier than potato chips imho... the caffeinated beverage i'm drinking along with it might not be as healthy though...

ya.

that sweden thread was messed up still, i knew instantly that you'd jump on it kris.
btw your presence here isn't meaningless, we all learning from each other.
even if the only thing we learn is tolerance.

;)

take care.

[Vash]

Kris;

The world itself is fugged up. And unfortunately, sometimes that ugly gets dragged even hear to the KFM. You're needed here, Kris. A strange and distant family though we may be, we are still a family.

Even a virtual shelter is better than no shelter.

peace, all. I'm sleepy, tired of existential thought.

plus, I just hurt my brain by seeing a Van Damme movie that didn't suxors. My worldview is shattered.

[Starchaser107]

which van damme movie was that?
is it the new network original?

[shaolin kungfu]

bloodsport is plaing on cinemax or something, it sucks though.

I just got back from my new job. I throw around fourty pound bags of dogfood all day. It sucks.:(

[Kristoffer]

oi
sleep cleared my head :)

Van Dayum was in a local paper asking for martial artists to audition for some new movie he's in.

[Vash]

ST:

The movie was "In Hell." He was in a prison. He didn't talk much.

[norther practitioner]

He didn't talk much

That can explain why it was OK

[Starchaser107]

"I throw around fourty pound bags of dogfood all day. It sucks."

sounds like some good training s.k.

__________________________________________________ __

"In hell"

yes , that's the one I was thinking, I haven't seen it . Wouldn't say I'm in awe of Van Dammes martial arts, but , he's made some b- films that are watchable

"The Quest' namely, but only cause that wushu guy and the capoeira guy were in it.:D :cool:

[Vash]

Yeah, him not talking definetly added to the overall non-suxors atmosphere.

Plus, he didn't do a whole lot of "martial arts," or whatever it is he calls his dancing stuff. After he get his arse handed to him in the mess hall, and sent to the whole, he starts doing hanging crunches, pushups, pullups, hitting a mattress he tied around his bedpost, things like that.

And the choreography was actually impressive. Nothing overly Hollywood-ized, but not realistically brutal, for the most part. Suprisingly, there was a decent bit of actual grappling technique shown.

The only Damme movie I'd buy.

On VHS.

In a sale bin.

[Kristoffer]

In Hell? Is that old?
I like the movie were he is in a kitchen and fights with the big penguin. His accent in his early movies is great too

"I wuiiill dooo it''

[Starchaser107]

its a new movie

[chen zhen]

fuc van damme:)

[chen zhen]

& to captin & chase, check this page
http://www.kvr-vst.com/

[Starchaser107]

Inmate Escapes Jail While Rap Video Filmed
By KRISTEN WYATT

ATLANTA (AP) - An unauthorized rap video was being filmed at the Fulton County Jail on the same night an inmate escaped for several hours.

A video for jailed rapper Clifford Harris, whose stage name is T-I, was being filmed Thursday night around the same time Cara Williams, dressed in medical scrubs, slipped out a door for employees.

Jail officials said the video shoot was unauthorized and that it had nothing to do with Williams' escape. She was found six hours later at a gas station.

A spokesman for Fulton County Sheriff Jackie Barrett said she had no idea a rap video was being filmed inside her jail.


Lt. Clarence Huber said he didn't know how many people were in the jail filming the video, or who gave permission for the shoot to take place.


``We did find out there was some sort of video being shot,'' Huber said. ``There is a lot we're still looking into.''


Harris had been in jail since April for violating probation for a 1998 drug conviction.


He recently released a second album, ``Trap Muzik.'' A hit song from that album, ``Rubber Band Man,'' includes the lyric, ``Call me trouble man / always in trouble man.''


Huber insisted the video shoot didn't help Williams escape. She was being processed on a probation violation and was already wearing blue scrubs when she entered the jail.


Acting on a tip, police recaptured Williams, 23, around 2 a.m. Friday morning.


Williams is the latest in a number of escapes and accidental releases from the jail - her escape is the 10th such incident in the past 16 months. It also comes after a monitor released a report last week saying conditions at the jail were becoming increasingly dangerous and unhealthy because of crowding and inadequate security.


Fulton County Chairwoman Karen Handel, who has long been critical of Barrett, blasted the sheriff for not knowing a rap video was being filmed in the 3,200-inmate jail.


``You're going to have a video crew roaming around the jail? I don't understand why that was even remotely considered,'' Handel said. ``I don't care whether she knew or didn't know. The buck stops with her, and this should've been an automatic 'no.'''



06/18/04 10:44


© Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

[Starchaser107]

thanx 4 the link cz

[CaptinPickAxe]

What up mother b1tches!
I'm back home. Right after I arrived in Texas I was dragged to a Country music concert...ugh...On a good note though I got some digits and plan to go up to Austin tonight to 'say hello'.

Why do rappers always shoot their videos in jails? Please keep in mind the difference between a rapper and an emcee.

[norther practitioner]

Drum and Bass DJ Pish Posh is tonight... I'm bartending or bouncing, not sure which yet... Should be dope. Other than that, my hammie is still bothering me, I think I'll try to make a doctors appointment on Monday, it is really close to my knee, and when I stretch it a little, it feels like I'm really tugging on the tendons and stuff around there, got me scared I did some damage again.



As far as rappers... most of them are jailers anyway, they usually get out, and beat someone up for dissing them on there record, and go right back in, so the only time they have to shoot is in jail... lol.;)

[Vash]

Dang, I'm sleepy as a mug. Though I neither know what a mug is, or whether they do, in fact, get this sleepy.

peace to those who know, a semblence of peace to those who don't


Desire drives me. Without it, what am I to do? I have a bridge to cross. First, though, I have to build it. Then, after I've crossed it, I will burn it down. Then, I will desire to build it anew.

[quiet man]

Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
bloodsport is plaing on cinemax or something, it sucks though.



Bloodsport II is my guilty pleasure. :o

[Vash]

Originally posted by quiet man
Bloodsport II is my guilty pleasure. :o

I like the "We Live Together" lesbian pornography series.
Which is, in effect, the Bloodsport 2 of lesbian pr0n.

[quiet man]

Originally posted by Vash


I like the "We Live Together" lesbian pornography series.
Which is, in effect, the Bloodsport 2 of lesbian pr0n.

:D

Vash, you're sick, rude, sexist, and your mouth needs to be washed with caustic soap.

Please don't ever change! ;)

[quiet man]

Hey guys, how's the weather these days?

Heat wave just starting 'round here. Man, I hate this time of the year. It seems the sun is burning straight to my brain. Give me snow and frost any day of the year, that's what I say!

On the other hand... there's girls in summer wardrobe though... the only good thing about summer... :D

Well, it's almost past midnight here... time to go to bed. Good night to y'all!

[Vash]

I don't think I could change, even if I wanted too . . . which i don't . . .

The weather suxors around here. Rain, rain, heat, humidity, then some more rain ****ing down. That means there's too much water coming down and the septic stuff drains through the fu(king ground. And that means I can't take my hot-as-hell soak which helps my healing (and my state of mind) immensly.

The south suxors. Someone needs to blow this b.tch up :eek:

Seriously though, yall keep it real. And don't everyone leave on Sunday. Paper tigers like myself need the company.

peace

[Kristoffer]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
Please keep in mind the difference between a rapper and an emcee.


what is it? seriously, I'm not sure what's considered rap n what's the other.

[Starchaser107]

happy fathers day to me.
__________________________________________________ _
kris
"what is it? seriously, I'm not sure what's considered rap n what's the other. "

it's the difference between traditional kung fu , and wushu:D

[Starchaser107]

quiet man.
been keeping yourself quiet lately huh.
it's hot as heck here as well
just went outside to grab something from the car and came back inside looking like i did 5 hours of intense training
:cool:

[Kristoffer]

uncanny coolness
:eek:

[Vash]

Still hot, humid, and rainy as a mufuka 'round here.

God hypnotized today. Now, I'm now worried about my chest injury. I understand I have one, and precautions need to be taken during life, but it's a feeling of "oh, yeah," as opposed to "This Is My Suffering." Very relaxed. I like it.

[CaptinPickAxe]

emcee- In it for the art, four elements, or "hip hop". Don't brag about what they have. Examples: Gift of Gab, Aesop Rock, Lyrics Born, Slug, and El-P

rapper- Stereotypical, recycled, radio rapper. Raps about the proverbial "Bling Bling" and contridict themselves by saying "I ain't changed", "I'm from the streets", and "Got the Ice grill, cash, hoes, and Spreewells on tha Escalade"...:rolleyes:
Examples: 50cent, Puff Daddy, Nelly

Ands its hotter than a ***** here in Texas...

[quiet man]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
quiet man.
been keeping yourself quiet lately huh.


Indeed. Sorry 'bout that. Been working on my graduation thesis (paper?) - soon I will be a lawyer, hopefully - and that took most of my time and left my spirit pretty weakened. ;)

But I see you folks have been busy as always :) ...

[Kristoffer]

Cap I had a feeling it was that way. I wonder if most rappers see themself as emcees, since they claim to make hip hop music I mean.

[Ming Yue]

sympathy troll

hey y'all. Quiet man, long time no read. :)

how was everyone's weekend? I took a nice thwack to the back of the calf while practicing some arnis drills - think I broke a blood vessel -- the bruise is huge. I'd rather take a hit on the calf than on the kneecap, but still, no shorts for me for a while.

[norther practitioner]

Well there are a number of rapper/mcs that are a little of the mix... I don't like what Ludacris is saying, but that dudes got some sick flow.

MC list

mos def
Aesop
Abstract
Del the Funky ****sapien
Talib Kwali
Murs
Mr. Lif
De La Soul
Akrobatik
etc...

rapper/mcs
Biggie
Pac

etc.


Then you have dudes like Cage, Eminem, Mos Def, most of Wu, etc. who I never know how to classify.


Then you have what some of us reffer to as hip pop.
Nelly
Juvenile
Twista
Jkwon
Chingy
etc...





Ming, sorry to here about that bruise, sounds nasty, take care of it, grab some jow.


Crazy ass weekend for me. We had a dope night at the bar on Friday, went to a friends after that, partied until 6 the next morning... seriously, 27 hours, needless to say, I slept like 13 hours last night.

[Vash]

Sorry 'bout the bruise, ming. But, according to that Warrior dude, you should be grateful it didn't break your bones or crush your skull. :eek: ;)

I'm still feeling pretty mellow from my hypnotism. That's some cool stuff.

Off to the shock machine!

[Starchaser107]

"TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese teenager was forced by his teacher to write an apology in blood after dozing in the classroom, the school's principal said on Monday.

The teacher later went to high school principal Hiroaki Dan and confessed what he had done, Dan told Reuters.

The teacher had apologized to the 17-year-old boy and his parents, Dan said, confirming a local media report of the incident, which happened last Thursday.

He said the boy was taken to the staff room of the school in Fukuoka City, southern Japan, after being caught asleep during a lesson. The 40-year-old male teacher handed the boy a box-cutter and paper and told him to write an apology in blood.


The teacher left the student, who then cut his finger and began to write an apology using his own blood.


Other teachers in the staff room did not notice what was happening, Dan said.


"To ask a student to write in their own blood is something I just can't imagine," he said.


He said the boy was back in school, and neither he nor his parents had asked to switch teachers. The teacher involved is expected to resume classes in a few days, Dan said.


The incident comes on the heels of an attack in which an 11-year-old girl killed a classmate by slashing her throat with a box cutter, also in southern Japan.
06/21/04 04:30


© Copyright Reuters Ltd. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of Reuters Ltd. "

[norther practitioner]

dats some crazy ish...

[Vash]

Holy fug.

[Vash]

Well, momma's hypnotism seems to be working. Not feeling the physical sensations of my injury that I'm used to. Still keenly aware of it, mind you, but the edge seems to be dulling.

This Sunday, we're doing another session. This time, to get my mind to understand the body is healed and it's time to stop feeling the pain/separation sensation. She's going to subconsiously get me to set a date (probably about 30 days) to regain full mobility. With that time frame, I could grow into feeling normal again, and I would be under no pressure to try anything with which I was not yet comfortable.

Those among the ORA Crew, if you pray, then please pray for me. And if you don't, please do me a favor and pray for me anyway. Tomorrow it will have been exactly 15 Months since I was injured. I once took pride, probably too much pride, in what I could do with my body and my mind. Hell, I probably thought I was a tad invincible, despite problems with my shoulders, knees, elbows, back and neck. That's what I think it was. I was proud. So, I fell. Doesn't matter. So long as I got skin on my back I can get up and do all this stuff again. Standing on my head. I just need the chance to stand up again. This is my chance. God Willing, I will stand up again.

'Course, I'm much better off than I could be. I could've injured my back to the point of paralysis. I could have blown my knees all the way out. I could've completely overbalanced my shoulders and ripped my rotator cuffs all to hell. I could've done a lot. But, I didn't. In retrospect, I think I got off easy. Sure, I've developed a nervous disorder and feelings of self-loathing, but I guess that's par for the course. I will stand again.

I will train again, too. That's ****ing awesome. I miss the feeling of throwing a heavy-as-all-hell barbell over my head and catching the *****. I miss hitting the bag 'til my forearms wouldn't straighten out my wrists anymore. I miss the set practice. I miss the two-man set practice. I miss the sparring . . .

The sparring. I don't know what my verdict on that's gonna be. Maybe I've grown gun shy. The only real injuries I've incurred have been during sparring. But, that's also where I made my best advances. 'spose I'm gonna hafta work out a benefit-to-risk ratio on that one, see if it's still a risk I'll be willing to take. If not, I think I can handle being a paper tiger. I can still roar like a mufuka.

In any event, I've got something my grandpa told me one time:
Tough times never last. Tough people do.

Peace, all. God is Good, and Jesus had some ripped abs.

[Starchaser107]

I'm with ya Vash.
wishing u a healthy, happy life and full recovery.:D

and hoping one day you'll show me your isshin ryu karate.

[Vash]

'Preciate it. Support is very much needed and appreciated.

Well, soon as I'm training again, I'm gonna post "before" pics of me, and vids of me dong all my sets (kata). Once I get back into shape, I'll post some "after" pics. Figger I can use those as evidence of my superior training skills with potential clients.

peace, all, time to go sleepy (again.)

[CaptinPickAxe]

Soon enough you'll be lookin' back tellin' kids about the time you fuct your chest up. They'll think its cool...and chicks dig scars and broken bones.;)

[Vash]

Indeed.

Insomnia Suxors!

[Kristoffer]

yea Vash thing's' will work out I think

b well

[Starchaser107]

g'morning all.

[norther practitioner]

Wazup kids...

Vash... In no time bro, no time.

[Ming Yue]

chicks dig scars and broken bones


it's true. we do.
:D

Hang tough, Vash. You'll not only stand. You'll be back stronger than ever.

[Vash]

Well, I can bend over . . . at the waist! I can move, I can kick, left leg to groin height, right leg to knee (going on a forward angle). Heck, I punched with focus tonight, felt soreness in my chest . . . but not injury-type pain!

Tell yall 'bout my God! Dude went an' hooked me up! He was nice enough to let momma's hypnotism session do what it did for me. This is great stuff. I can drive my truck with only a minor bit of irritation. I'm sore as all hell, honestly, but I am mostly mobile!

Well, I'm not going to do ANYTHING stupid. I'm not starting anything remotely resembling a workout for at least another month, after which time my next hypnotism session will have set my mind to be at ease with my body.

I gotta say, this is some exciting stuff. The actual prospect and proof of being whole again.

Thanks so much to everyone. I ain't healed yet, not by a long shot, but today was proof that I will be. So, if you prayed, keep praying. If you didn't, go ahead and start. The Big G won't mind.

God 0\^/n5 j00!

http://www.concentric.net/~isinger/humor/god-man.gif

http://www.christusrex.org/www1/sistine/5d-God.jpg
[^here God is shown utilizing the Rising Cinnabar Palm^]

[Vash]

chicks dig scars and broken bones.


Originally posted by Ming Yue
it's true. we do.
:D

Hang tough, Vash. You'll not only stand. You'll be back stronger than ever.

The only scar I'm taking away from this injury is rather weird looking, but will eventually go away.

Thanks for the support. It's appreciated. :cool:

[CaptinPickAxe]

Me and my homies were talkin' about clones when one of my boys brought up a very good point. He said, "If were ever to be cloned, I probably would flip out and kill it" I kinda agree with him. I don't think I'd be comfortable with an exact copy of me walking around knowing that he could get off scott free by incriminating me. It would be like animalistic instinct for me to kill it the first time I saw it...I don't like the idea of dopplegangers.

That is all.

[norther practitioner]

All I got to say is Vegas in 2 days.

[Kristoffer]

if anyone got cloned it would be born as a baby. You can't clone a replica of a already grown human being but you can clone him, and raise that clone child (and it would b an exact replica)

When I'm old I'll clone myself, then download my mind in to a big ass robot, allowing me to live forever. And then I'd raise my clone.

[Ming Yue]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
Me and my homies were talkin' about clones when one of my boys brought up a very good point. He said, "If were ever to be cloned, I probably would flip out and kill it" I kinda agree with him. I don't think I'd be comfortable with an exact copy of me walking around knowing that he could get off scott free by incriminating me. It would be like animalistic instinct for me to kill it the first time I saw it...I don't like the idea of dopplegangers.

That is all.

ok were you high when you had this conversation? ;)

Imagine killing yourself from a second person perspective. Mind bender.

A clone of you would be more like an identical twin - he'd have a different personality, different tastes, he'd be a completely different person, just with your exact same genetic material.

besides, what's to stop YOU from incriminating HIM and getting off scott free? You'd have the same fingerprints.... get a clone, go underground.

muahahaha.

[CaptinPickAxe]

ok were you high when you had this conversation?

I'm a musician. When am I not high?:D j/k




besides, what's to stop YOU from incriminating HIM and getting off scott free? You'd have the same fingerprints.... get a clone, go underground.

I KNOW! Thats why I wouldn't trust my clone. I'd incriminate the **** out of my clone. I'd steal a farrari, some cash, and nice clothes and let my clone take the fall. If we were the same person he'd do the same thing...Death to the doppleganger!!!:D

[CaptinPickAxe]

Kris has the right idea. That was what I said. I'd want a super robot with my brain in it.

[Kristoffer]

I just had a long discussion about clones n stuff..
Basically I asked my friend if he would download his mind into a robot if it was possible. ''Hell yeah'' :D

Before I die, I will download my mind, consiousness to a computer and internet. That way I can know exactly everything on the internet and 'know' huge number of facts and ****. I'd know most about everything and be able to 'see' and 'know' what's going on and everyone on the earth. + the all the free porn.
When there's sufficently advanced high tech stuff around I'd download myself to a colonizing space ship, and a robot. Then I'd travel to the nearest world for some milions of years, still all knowing on earth thanx to my mental connection to the internet. then at each moon or planet I pass I'll land and establish bases and build robot cities that produce more spaceships with my mind in them, traveling in different directions in space.

So after a few millions of years. My Mind is coverig HUGE areas of the universe. On moons, planets, different dimensions etc. And I'll be almost all-knowing, and be aware of what's going on everywhere at the same time.

[Vash]

Originally posted by Kristoffer
I just had a long discussion about clones n stuff..
Basically I asked my friend if he would download his mind into a robot if it was possible. ''Hell yeah'' :D

Before I die, I will download my mind, consiousness to a computer and internet. That way I can know exactly everything on the internet and 'know' huge number of facts and ****. I'd know most about everything and be able to 'see' and 'know' what's going on and everyone on the earth. + the all the free porn.
When there's sufficently advanced high tech stuff around I'd download myself to a colonizing space ship, and a robot. Then I'd travel to the nearest world for some milions of years, still all knowing on earth thanx to my mental connection to the internet. then at each moon or planet I pass I'll land and establish bases and build robot cities that produce more spaceships with my mind in them, traveling in different directions in space.

So after a few millions of years. My Mind is coverig HUGE areas of the universe. On moons, planets, different dimensions etc. And I'll be almost all-knowing, and be aware of what's going on everywhere at the same time.

Even so, you'll have a lot of My Little Pony (http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html) trivia forever burned onto your psyche.

Plus, all that ghey pr0n.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Yo, knowledge is nice, but to escape the frailty of humanity is the true advantage. You could travel space, exchange arms for chainguns, and have a bullet/heat/cold resistant body.

But EMP could kill you real quick.

[norther practitioner]

Hey, it's all fun and games until someone loses a camera eye...



Then it's just robot fun.

[Vash]

*does a google search on giant robots*

I'd wanna be one o' them Gundam sumbiches. The one with all them guns.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Speaking of Robots...

I'm thinking about sayin' "**** it" and spend the rest of my time here continuing my Shuai Chiao. I've been torn between Boxing and Chen Style, but Boxing is everywhere and Chen is nowheres. Shuai Chiao will arrive in Minnesota in December when MeatShake arrives out there and hopefully with permission to teach it.

Yeah, I know had nothing to do with robots...I like to throw a curve every now and then;)

[Vash]

Shuai Chiao . . .

How do you pronounce that? I'm thinking: "Shoe Eye Chi Ow."

[CaptinPickAxe]

"sh-why chow"

I've decided I'm gonna box the 3 months it takes for Meat Shake to get up to minnesota. We're also gonna start full contact stand up sparring to help Shake prepare for Taiji Legacy...I have to sit this TJL out due to the hiatus I've been on:(

But I plan to take some seminars. Are goning, Vash?

[Vash]

Not this year, unfortunately. I'm only a few days into having a mostly functional torso, so I figure I've got a while before my training begins, much less reaches 100% effort. I'm just sooooo stoked to have this much improvement. God Rules, Momma Rules, Vash is happy.

Next year, though, I plan on entering. I think it'd be a nice change of pace from these crotty tournaments.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Thats good you're seeing progress. You should go, regardless, there is gonna be a grip of KFMers heading out there. I'll be wearing the patented "CPA is not a Doppleganger" T-Shirt. So, I should stick out like a sore thumb.

[Kristoffer]

Boxing is fun, also a good workout
even for doppelganger robots with mental channeling across the universe

[norther practitioner]

Yeah, it sounds like there will be a grip of us out there....

I'll be competing Sat. I haven't decided what all I'll be doing, but prob. just forms on Sat. and Push hands on Sunday..... Plus, I'm sure I'll have to be the dummy for my teacher for his seminars on Sunday morning...


http://www.chinwoo.com/2004tcl/workshops.htm#christopheclarke

[Starchaser107]

Keeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwl
:cool:

[CaptinPickAxe]

tight. I look forward to seeing you guys out there.

Chase, are you gonna go? also, check your PM's